Debate: An epiloque
Keitarou: You almost get me killed!
Author: I hired you as an actor! I paid you $500 for one shot! I even paid 1,000,000 bananas for Suu! It's common for you to be almost killed!
Keitarou: Why don't you use stuntman instead?
Author: Nobody in this whole world is willing to!
Naru: Yeah, because your scene is almost as dangerous as some Indiana Jones film!
Author: But in the end I'm the one who's almost being killed right? *Shakes fist in annoyance*
Naru: *grinned sheepishly* Well, I was outraged so…
Motoko: (Cuts Naru's sentence) You were lucky I spared your life! *Smacked the table*
Author: I paid you the most expensive! $1000! Just because of your kendo skill to bash Keitarou up for good! *Keep talking nonsense*
Keitarou: (Whispering) I think he has a personal grudge against me
Naru: Of course! He wants to live close to Motoko-chan, he has a crush on her (whispering back)
Motoko: Nani!?
Author: Who said it!?
Shinobu: You said it in the disclaimer thing…
Author: I did?
Keitarou: Yeah, you dumbass!
Motoko: On the last story you've made me had some kind of crush on that Yuki guy, and now you had a crush on me!?
Author: It's no like that! Suu! I'll pay you with gold bananas if you eliminate that Yuki guy! I can't believe my own character had turned against me!
Motoko: You paired him with me on the first place!
Author: I had a plan to pair you up with the Koutarou guy
Keitarou: What!? With me?
Author: Bloody hell, no way!
Naru: By the way, what is this kusarigama thing? (Held the thing out)
Author: You're Japanese and you don't even know any Japanese's history?
Naru: Just answer me, or I'll make you turn you into of burger for dogs to eat!
Author: (Slowly backs up) Ok, Ok…it's a weapon just like Kohaku's from Inuyasha.
Naru: That didn't give me any explanation! *Punches the Author high into the sky* BAKA!
Author: (Landed with some wounds) Ouch! Don't be so harsh or I'll change you and Motoko's seiyuu up, your seiyuu was Asakawa Yuu and Motoko's seiyuu was Horie Yui!
Naru & Motoko: Oh no, you wouldn't dare…
Author: Look!
Narrator (Change places again): So, Motoko and Naru's seiyuu were all mixed up.
Naru: What!? (Voice changes)
Motoko: Kisama!!!!!!!!
Naru: *Grabs the Author by the collar* Turn us back or I'll make my threaten before real!
Motoko: Unlesss you want me chop your head up, return us to normal!!
Keitarou: They're voices sure are weird…
Shinobu: I wonder what was the seiyuu's gonna say if they knew…
Author: (Pops out of nowhere) Kill me?
Naru: So you knew…(Holding a kitchen knife and a fry pan)
Motoko: Turn us back!
Author: (Tied in a cross shaped wood, with fires burning around him) I surrender!
Motoko: Hey my voice returns to normal!
Suu: *Poked the already passed out author on the ribs* Where's my gold banana?
Author: In your room…
Naru: So, shall we eat now?
Shinobu: What about the author?
Motoko: Leave him alone, the world will never be peace if he's still lurking around
Narrator (half conscious, half un conscious): So, they leave the poor author alone, *crying*
Keitarou: You almost get me killed!
Author: I hired you as an actor! I paid you $500 for one shot! I even paid 1,000,000 bananas for Suu! It's common for you to be almost killed!
Keitarou: Why don't you use stuntman instead?
Author: Nobody in this whole world is willing to!
Naru: Yeah, because your scene is almost as dangerous as some Indiana Jones film!
Author: But in the end I'm the one who's almost being killed right? *Shakes fist in annoyance*
Naru: *grinned sheepishly* Well, I was outraged so…
Motoko: (Cuts Naru's sentence) You were lucky I spared your life! *Smacked the table*
Author: I paid you the most expensive! $1000! Just because of your kendo skill to bash Keitarou up for good! *Keep talking nonsense*
Keitarou: (Whispering) I think he has a personal grudge against me
Naru: Of course! He wants to live close to Motoko-chan, he has a crush on her (whispering back)
Motoko: Nani!?
Author: Who said it!?
Shinobu: You said it in the disclaimer thing…
Author: I did?
Keitarou: Yeah, you dumbass!
Motoko: On the last story you've made me had some kind of crush on that Yuki guy, and now you had a crush on me!?
Author: It's no like that! Suu! I'll pay you with gold bananas if you eliminate that Yuki guy! I can't believe my own character had turned against me!
Motoko: You paired him with me on the first place!
Author: I had a plan to pair you up with the Koutarou guy
Keitarou: What!? With me?
Author: Bloody hell, no way!
Naru: By the way, what is this kusarigama thing? (Held the thing out)
Author: You're Japanese and you don't even know any Japanese's history?
Naru: Just answer me, or I'll make you turn you into of burger for dogs to eat!
Author: (Slowly backs up) Ok, Ok…it's a weapon just like Kohaku's from Inuyasha.
Naru: That didn't give me any explanation! *Punches the Author high into the sky* BAKA!
Author: (Landed with some wounds) Ouch! Don't be so harsh or I'll change you and Motoko's seiyuu up, your seiyuu was Asakawa Yuu and Motoko's seiyuu was Horie Yui!
Naru & Motoko: Oh no, you wouldn't dare…
Author: Look!
Narrator (Change places again): So, Motoko and Naru's seiyuu were all mixed up.
Naru: What!? (Voice changes)
Motoko: Kisama!!!!!!!!
Naru: *Grabs the Author by the collar* Turn us back or I'll make my threaten before real!
Motoko: Unlesss you want me chop your head up, return us to normal!!
Keitarou: They're voices sure are weird…
Shinobu: I wonder what was the seiyuu's gonna say if they knew…
Author: (Pops out of nowhere) Kill me?
Naru: So you knew…(Holding a kitchen knife and a fry pan)
Motoko: Turn us back!
Author: (Tied in a cross shaped wood, with fires burning around him) I surrender!
Motoko: Hey my voice returns to normal!
Suu: *Poked the already passed out author on the ribs* Where's my gold banana?
Author: In your room…
Naru: So, shall we eat now?
Shinobu: What about the author?
Motoko: Leave him alone, the world will never be peace if he's still lurking around
Narrator (half conscious, half un conscious): So, they leave the poor author alone, *crying*