Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
By: Sailor Snow
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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After the untimely incident involving the rather offbeat comment that Slash
made to Pamela (and allowing time for him to recover from the mark on his face she
left him as a souvenir [and reminder]) something else was going on somewhere else
in the huge house. It all started with the smell of something burning...
"Does anyone smell that?" Slash yelled to the kids upstairs. "It smells
like burnt something-or-other, can't put my finger on it but then again, maybe I
don't want to..."
He went upstairs and knocked on Nancy's bedroom door.
"Hey! I asked you guys something...." He paused, then went to the next
door.
"How about you, Nicole?" He said. "You smell that?"
No reply.
"What the heck are you guys doing?!?" He yelled. Then he ran downstairs
and saw smoke billowing out of the oven door.
"AAAAAAAAAYYYYAA!!!" He yelled, once again his voice switching to a distinct
Japanese accent. He ran into the kitchen and coughed as he pulled out a pizza that
was burnt black, and as he put it on the table and fanned it off, he saw the cause
of the problem - a snoring Tommy asleep in one of the chairs in front of the kitchen
table.
Tommy was a kid with a slight weight problem, who was very shy but very fair
and kind to everyone. He prefered to wear green a lot, it was his favorite color.
No matter where he went or what he was doing, he was ALWAYS eating. He had an X
shaped bandage on the end of his nose from a nasty childhood accident [which is
explained in my other fic, As Told By Tanya.]
"Tommy!!!" Slash yelled, shaking Tommy awake.
"Hmmmmm....? Oh....hi, Slash." He said nonchalantly.
"Tommy..." Slash said, "Are you aware that there was a smoldering pizza in
the oven just now that was about to set this whole mansion on fire?"
"I made a pizza." Tommy said, practically drunk with drowsiness. "I hope
you like it."
"Listen.." Slash said, grabbing Tommy's husky cheeks and glaring him in the
eye. "The pizza sure is NOT suitable for eating, and it almost burned up the
kitchen!"
"Did I put too much seasoning on it...?" Tommy grumbled cluelessly.
"AAAYA! Forget it!!!" Slash screeched and stormed out of the kitchen.
Tommy shrugged, collapsed on the table again and started snoring loudly.
*Ding-dong*
"I'll get it!" A voice yelled. Nancy came running down the stairs. Most of
you know Nancy very well already. She is a small and generous blonde girl who has
a slight obsession with cute animals, esp. cats and rabbits. She is said to have
a crush on Slash, but rumor has it that her eyes are actually set on Jam.
Nancy opened the door. There stood no one, but there was a letter on the
doormat (which read, as all others do, "Welcome", but Slash had written in black
permanent marker above, "You're not", which inspired Nancy to flip it over.)
She picked up the letter and took it inside, closing the door.
"An invitation!" She said. "Oh, wow! This is great!" She ran upstairs
calling out the news.
"Hey guys! We got an invitation! I think it's to a party or something!"
She called out, then knocked on Slash's door.
"Hey Slash! We got an invitation! Wanna read it?" She squealed.
"Not now, maybe later." He replied.
Nancy knocked on the next door. "Hey Ruby! We got an invitation to a
party or something! Wanna read it and see what it is?"
"Sure, in a while!" He called back.
'Isn't there anyone who wants to see it NOW?' Nancy thought. She knocked
on the next door, which was the bathroom door, sensing someone inside.
"Hey, we got an invitation, wanna read it with me?" She asked, but all she
heard was a tinkling noise.
"Well, do you?" She asked again, a little more impatiently.
"I'm a little busy right now..." Came Jam's voice from behind the door.
"OH!! I'm sorry!" Nancy quickly apologized, then scuttled off to the next
door.
"Linda, we got an invitation! Wanna read it?" She asked, frantic.
Linda, hearing this, jumped up in her chair as she was putting on her
makeup. "Yeah! I wanna read it! Wait for me!"
Linda was the daughter of two very rich well-to-do parents who owned every
snowboarding course from Rookie Mt. to Silver Mt. [Ninja land was Sinobin's place].
She got everything she wanted, was spoiled rotten, and was the epitome of a valley
girl. Rumor has it she has a wild crush on Slash, but she pretends to hate him in
order to mask her secret feelings for him.
She bashed open the door, sending it banging on the wall and ran downstairs
after Nancy. Nancy sat down at the living room table and tore open the envelope.
"Wait! Don't read it yet, I wanna see it too!" She hollered.
"Calm down, you'll get to see it." Nancy calmly replied. She unfolded the
letter. It popped open, startling the two, and sending confetti and a fireworks-
smoke-like smell everywhere.
*You have been challenged!* Was the bold-type message on the top of the
letter. *The masters of the art of snowboarding have challenged you to a nine-
course tour of the canadian rocky mountains on a first-class snowboarding tournament!
Bring all your belongings, lots of clothes and your snowboards of course! You're
going on the trip of your life!*
"WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP!!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Linda screeched. "I'll get
all my stuff together right now!"
"Whattam I hearing about a traveling trip or something?!?" Ruby said with
excitement as he bounded down the stairs, shaking the house with every strong step
he took. "I wanna be famous! I wanna be a superstar! A world-class snowboarding
supermodel!" He posed, with one arm in front of him and the other bent like he was
winding up for a punch. "After all,.....I AM SUPERMAN!"
"You're nuts." Was Jam's reply as he walked downstairs zipping up his pants.
"It's just a scam, that's all. Like those pop-up things on the internet that say
you've won a trip to the Bahamas or just got one thousand dollars or all that."
"No, really! It's real! See for yourself!" Nancy said, practically shoving
the invitation letter in Jam's face. He read it after grabbing it from her hands.
"Wow! Well, in that case, I'm in!" He said, and immediately after, thinking,
'Nancy won't stand a chance. After all, I'm the trick master!!!' After thinking this
he noticed that Nancy was sort of *gazing* at him. He backed off at first, but then
he smiled, albeit a little nervously.
'Why is she staring at me like that...?' He thought. 'Is she hinting at
something...?'
"Whaaaaaat?!?" He demanded at Nancy.
"Nothin'." She said, still smiling that same sweet little smile.
Jam could only stare back, at her blue eyes, at her happy look. A strange
feeling began to enter his mind, a rather positive one, but he dismissed it.
The others heard the commotion and ran into the living room. Soon, all eight
kids were in there chattering about the invitation to the snowboarding tour.
And all of them were willing to accept the challenge.
By: Sailor Snow
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
After the untimely incident involving the rather offbeat comment that Slash
made to Pamela (and allowing time for him to recover from the mark on his face she
left him as a souvenir [and reminder]) something else was going on somewhere else
in the huge house. It all started with the smell of something burning...
"Does anyone smell that?" Slash yelled to the kids upstairs. "It smells
like burnt something-or-other, can't put my finger on it but then again, maybe I
don't want to..."
He went upstairs and knocked on Nancy's bedroom door.
"Hey! I asked you guys something...." He paused, then went to the next
door.
"How about you, Nicole?" He said. "You smell that?"
No reply.
"What the heck are you guys doing?!?" He yelled. Then he ran downstairs
and saw smoke billowing out of the oven door.
"AAAAAAAAAYYYYAA!!!" He yelled, once again his voice switching to a distinct
Japanese accent. He ran into the kitchen and coughed as he pulled out a pizza that
was burnt black, and as he put it on the table and fanned it off, he saw the cause
of the problem - a snoring Tommy asleep in one of the chairs in front of the kitchen
table.
Tommy was a kid with a slight weight problem, who was very shy but very fair
and kind to everyone. He prefered to wear green a lot, it was his favorite color.
No matter where he went or what he was doing, he was ALWAYS eating. He had an X
shaped bandage on the end of his nose from a nasty childhood accident [which is
explained in my other fic, As Told By Tanya.]
"Tommy!!!" Slash yelled, shaking Tommy awake.
"Hmmmmm....? Oh....hi, Slash." He said nonchalantly.
"Tommy..." Slash said, "Are you aware that there was a smoldering pizza in
the oven just now that was about to set this whole mansion on fire?"
"I made a pizza." Tommy said, practically drunk with drowsiness. "I hope
you like it."
"Listen.." Slash said, grabbing Tommy's husky cheeks and glaring him in the
eye. "The pizza sure is NOT suitable for eating, and it almost burned up the
kitchen!"
"Did I put too much seasoning on it...?" Tommy grumbled cluelessly.
"AAAYA! Forget it!!!" Slash screeched and stormed out of the kitchen.
Tommy shrugged, collapsed on the table again and started snoring loudly.
*Ding-dong*
"I'll get it!" A voice yelled. Nancy came running down the stairs. Most of
you know Nancy very well already. She is a small and generous blonde girl who has
a slight obsession with cute animals, esp. cats and rabbits. She is said to have
a crush on Slash, but rumor has it that her eyes are actually set on Jam.
Nancy opened the door. There stood no one, but there was a letter on the
doormat (which read, as all others do, "Welcome", but Slash had written in black
permanent marker above, "You're not", which inspired Nancy to flip it over.)
She picked up the letter and took it inside, closing the door.
"An invitation!" She said. "Oh, wow! This is great!" She ran upstairs
calling out the news.
"Hey guys! We got an invitation! I think it's to a party or something!"
She called out, then knocked on Slash's door.
"Hey Slash! We got an invitation! Wanna read it?" She squealed.
"Not now, maybe later." He replied.
Nancy knocked on the next door. "Hey Ruby! We got an invitation to a
party or something! Wanna read it and see what it is?"
"Sure, in a while!" He called back.
'Isn't there anyone who wants to see it NOW?' Nancy thought. She knocked
on the next door, which was the bathroom door, sensing someone inside.
"Hey, we got an invitation, wanna read it with me?" She asked, but all she
heard was a tinkling noise.
"Well, do you?" She asked again, a little more impatiently.
"I'm a little busy right now..." Came Jam's voice from behind the door.
"OH!! I'm sorry!" Nancy quickly apologized, then scuttled off to the next
door.
"Linda, we got an invitation! Wanna read it?" She asked, frantic.
Linda, hearing this, jumped up in her chair as she was putting on her
makeup. "Yeah! I wanna read it! Wait for me!"
Linda was the daughter of two very rich well-to-do parents who owned every
snowboarding course from Rookie Mt. to Silver Mt. [Ninja land was Sinobin's place].
She got everything she wanted, was spoiled rotten, and was the epitome of a valley
girl. Rumor has it she has a wild crush on Slash, but she pretends to hate him in
order to mask her secret feelings for him.
She bashed open the door, sending it banging on the wall and ran downstairs
after Nancy. Nancy sat down at the living room table and tore open the envelope.
"Wait! Don't read it yet, I wanna see it too!" She hollered.
"Calm down, you'll get to see it." Nancy calmly replied. She unfolded the
letter. It popped open, startling the two, and sending confetti and a fireworks-
smoke-like smell everywhere.
*You have been challenged!* Was the bold-type message on the top of the
letter. *The masters of the art of snowboarding have challenged you to a nine-
course tour of the canadian rocky mountains on a first-class snowboarding tournament!
Bring all your belongings, lots of clothes and your snowboards of course! You're
going on the trip of your life!*
"WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP!!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Linda screeched. "I'll get
all my stuff together right now!"
"Whattam I hearing about a traveling trip or something?!?" Ruby said with
excitement as he bounded down the stairs, shaking the house with every strong step
he took. "I wanna be famous! I wanna be a superstar! A world-class snowboarding
supermodel!" He posed, with one arm in front of him and the other bent like he was
winding up for a punch. "After all,.....I AM SUPERMAN!"
"You're nuts." Was Jam's reply as he walked downstairs zipping up his pants.
"It's just a scam, that's all. Like those pop-up things on the internet that say
you've won a trip to the Bahamas or just got one thousand dollars or all that."
"No, really! It's real! See for yourself!" Nancy said, practically shoving
the invitation letter in Jam's face. He read it after grabbing it from her hands.
"Wow! Well, in that case, I'm in!" He said, and immediately after, thinking,
'Nancy won't stand a chance. After all, I'm the trick master!!!' After thinking this
he noticed that Nancy was sort of *gazing* at him. He backed off at first, but then
he smiled, albeit a little nervously.
'Why is she staring at me like that...?' He thought. 'Is she hinting at
something...?'
"Whaaaaaat?!?" He demanded at Nancy.
"Nothin'." She said, still smiling that same sweet little smile.
Jam could only stare back, at her blue eyes, at her happy look. A strange
feeling began to enter his mind, a rather positive one, but he dismissed it.
The others heard the commotion and ran into the living room. Soon, all eight
kids were in there chattering about the invitation to the snowboarding tour.
And all of them were willing to accept the challenge.