Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
By: Sailor Snow
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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It didn't take anyone very long to get all their stuff packed and ready for
the big trip. Infact, within ten minutes there were suitcases and luggage bags and
anything else imaginable down in the middle of the living room floor, overcoming
everything else. Three out of 15 suitcases had personal belongings (esp. Linda's
makeup, Nancy's plush animals that she said she couldn't sleep without, Jam's
CD player, stereo set and portable CD case), eight others contained clothes, one
suitcase for each kid (eight kids), and the remaining four contained miscellanous
stuff such as their snowboarding gear and other things, including some things that
the girls needed to bring along...and when I mean that, I mean the things that they
need for when that time of the month comes around. Unfortunately, of all the cases
that Slash had to open to see what was in it, he had to open THAT one. Tommy walked
in and caught him just in time....
"Hey Tommy, what's this thing do?" Slash asked him.
"What's what do- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Tommy yelled. His buddy had the cotton
part of a certain small cylinder-shaped FPP (that's *feminine protection product*)
poked out and had the cardboard tube stuck on his finger.
"It's stuck..." He said, just as Tommy was yanking it off.
"Of all the suitcases to open, you HAD to open that one!!!" Tommy hollered.
"Why? What's in that one?" Slash asked cluelessly.
"Never mind, I guess you're too immature to know..." Tommy sighed.
* * *
"Is all our stuff down there?" Linda asked.
"Yep, that's all of it." Nicole answered her.
"Great! Are we ready to go?" Linda said.
"Ready as I'll ever be..." Tommy muttered, spraying burger crumbs out of
his mouth.
"Good - wait, where's Jam?" Nancy asked.
"He's up in the bathroom doing his hair. Man, his motto oughta be 'Don't
touch the hair' or something like that." Ruby complained.
"That already IS his motto." Linda mused.
At that moment Jam came downstairs running a black comb through his hair.
"Ain't nobody as good-lookin' as me!" He announced in his saucy voice. "I
bet all of you that I'm the prettiest guy here!"
"You mean the most HANDSOME." Pamela corrected him.
Jam blushed. "Uh....ya, that's what I meant! Handsome!"
"Dork...." Nicole muttered.
"ANYWAYS, are we gonna get going or what?!?" Ruby yelled.
"Yeah, but there's one thing." Tommy said.
"What's that?" Nancy replied.
"WE CAN'T DRIVE!!!!" Tommy screeched.
"Oh, he's right..." Pamela sighed. "If we can't get to where we're going, we
can't go on the tour."
"It says on here that we have to be at the Canada National Airport ten miles
from here by......4:00 p.m., May 12, 2002."
"That's today!!!!" Ruby panicked.
"Even worse! That's in 25 minutes!!!" Nicole spoke up.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Everyone screamed. No one knew what to do. The only
option was....
"I'm driving!!!" Slash announced. "I'm not missing this once-in-a-lifetime
chance! You guys stay here, I'm gonna be famous!!!" He said, getting up and getting
all his suitcases together and heading for the garage.
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" Linda said to him. "You don't even have a license!"
"I don't care!!! I'm going! Come on, guys!" Slash yelled, heading inside
the garage towards the one and only vehicle that his mom left him when they said they
were going to live in the big mansion on the tallest mountain of Snow Town....their
brand-new red Convertible.
"That car's a fortune!" Tommy begged Slash. "You wreck it, you're in deep
trouble!!!"
"I'm not gonna wreck it anytime soon as long as I know what I'm doing and where
I'm going!" Slash called back as he stuffed his luggage into the back trunk of the car.
"Now the rest of you hurry up or we ain't going nowhere!"
"But-!" Linda protested.
"NOW!!! HURRY UP THE LOT OF YOU!!!!" Slash screamed at the gang. All at once
they grabbed their suitcases full of clothes and belongings and stuffed them in the
trunk. The suitcases that didn't fit went behind the back seat.
"All right! Let's go to that tour!!!" Slash called, but Nancy had one more
complaint -
"What'll our parents say if they find out we're halfway across the world?"
"The WORLD?!?" Slash gawked. "Most of the courses are right here in Canada!
That's not too far, is it?"
"But it's still out of town...." Tommy grumbled in disapproval.
"Just think!!!" Slash shouted at his obese friend. "If our parents see us on
TV as superstars, they won't be mad, they'll be glad they ever decided to have us in
the first place!!!"
"I was an easy birth." Jam bragged. "I weighed only 5 pounds 13 ounces and it
only took my momma 3 hours to deliver me."
Everyone just stared at him.
"Of course, that's 'cuz I was premature." He admitted. "I was supposed to be
born a month later."
"I WANNA BE A SUPERSTAR!!!" Ruby hollered. "Get the car going, Slash! I don't
care what my folks say! I'm gonna be famous and so are the rest of us!"
"I'm with him!" Linda proudly announced. "Let's go to that airport! Screw the
license, Slash! Let's hit the road!"
"RIGHT! Snowboarding World Tour, here we come!!!" Slash said, smiling.
He turned the key in the car's ignition as the rest prepared for the biggest adventure
they would ever experience....
By: Sailor Snow
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It didn't take anyone very long to get all their stuff packed and ready for
the big trip. Infact, within ten minutes there were suitcases and luggage bags and
anything else imaginable down in the middle of the living room floor, overcoming
everything else. Three out of 15 suitcases had personal belongings (esp. Linda's
makeup, Nancy's plush animals that she said she couldn't sleep without, Jam's
CD player, stereo set and portable CD case), eight others contained clothes, one
suitcase for each kid (eight kids), and the remaining four contained miscellanous
stuff such as their snowboarding gear and other things, including some things that
the girls needed to bring along...and when I mean that, I mean the things that they
need for when that time of the month comes around. Unfortunately, of all the cases
that Slash had to open to see what was in it, he had to open THAT one. Tommy walked
in and caught him just in time....
"Hey Tommy, what's this thing do?" Slash asked him.
"What's what do- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Tommy yelled. His buddy had the cotton
part of a certain small cylinder-shaped FPP (that's *feminine protection product*)
poked out and had the cardboard tube stuck on his finger.
"It's stuck..." He said, just as Tommy was yanking it off.
"Of all the suitcases to open, you HAD to open that one!!!" Tommy hollered.
"Why? What's in that one?" Slash asked cluelessly.
"Never mind, I guess you're too immature to know..." Tommy sighed.
* * *
"Is all our stuff down there?" Linda asked.
"Yep, that's all of it." Nicole answered her.
"Great! Are we ready to go?" Linda said.
"Ready as I'll ever be..." Tommy muttered, spraying burger crumbs out of
his mouth.
"Good - wait, where's Jam?" Nancy asked.
"He's up in the bathroom doing his hair. Man, his motto oughta be 'Don't
touch the hair' or something like that." Ruby complained.
"That already IS his motto." Linda mused.
At that moment Jam came downstairs running a black comb through his hair.
"Ain't nobody as good-lookin' as me!" He announced in his saucy voice. "I
bet all of you that I'm the prettiest guy here!"
"You mean the most HANDSOME." Pamela corrected him.
Jam blushed. "Uh....ya, that's what I meant! Handsome!"
"Dork...." Nicole muttered.
"ANYWAYS, are we gonna get going or what?!?" Ruby yelled.
"Yeah, but there's one thing." Tommy said.
"What's that?" Nancy replied.
"WE CAN'T DRIVE!!!!" Tommy screeched.
"Oh, he's right..." Pamela sighed. "If we can't get to where we're going, we
can't go on the tour."
"It says on here that we have to be at the Canada National Airport ten miles
from here by......4:00 p.m., May 12, 2002."
"That's today!!!!" Ruby panicked.
"Even worse! That's in 25 minutes!!!" Nicole spoke up.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Everyone screamed. No one knew what to do. The only
option was....
"I'm driving!!!" Slash announced. "I'm not missing this once-in-a-lifetime
chance! You guys stay here, I'm gonna be famous!!!" He said, getting up and getting
all his suitcases together and heading for the garage.
"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" Linda said to him. "You don't even have a license!"
"I don't care!!! I'm going! Come on, guys!" Slash yelled, heading inside
the garage towards the one and only vehicle that his mom left him when they said they
were going to live in the big mansion on the tallest mountain of Snow Town....their
brand-new red Convertible.
"That car's a fortune!" Tommy begged Slash. "You wreck it, you're in deep
trouble!!!"
"I'm not gonna wreck it anytime soon as long as I know what I'm doing and where
I'm going!" Slash called back as he stuffed his luggage into the back trunk of the car.
"Now the rest of you hurry up or we ain't going nowhere!"
"But-!" Linda protested.
"NOW!!! HURRY UP THE LOT OF YOU!!!!" Slash screamed at the gang. All at once
they grabbed their suitcases full of clothes and belongings and stuffed them in the
trunk. The suitcases that didn't fit went behind the back seat.
"All right! Let's go to that tour!!!" Slash called, but Nancy had one more
complaint -
"What'll our parents say if they find out we're halfway across the world?"
"The WORLD?!?" Slash gawked. "Most of the courses are right here in Canada!
That's not too far, is it?"
"But it's still out of town...." Tommy grumbled in disapproval.
"Just think!!!" Slash shouted at his obese friend. "If our parents see us on
TV as superstars, they won't be mad, they'll be glad they ever decided to have us in
the first place!!!"
"I was an easy birth." Jam bragged. "I weighed only 5 pounds 13 ounces and it
only took my momma 3 hours to deliver me."
Everyone just stared at him.
"Of course, that's 'cuz I was premature." He admitted. "I was supposed to be
born a month later."
"I WANNA BE A SUPERSTAR!!!" Ruby hollered. "Get the car going, Slash! I don't
care what my folks say! I'm gonna be famous and so are the rest of us!"
"I'm with him!" Linda proudly announced. "Let's go to that airport! Screw the
license, Slash! Let's hit the road!"
"RIGHT! Snowboarding World Tour, here we come!!!" Slash said, smiling.
He turned the key in the car's ignition as the rest prepared for the biggest adventure
they would ever experience....