Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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*continued from Chapter 3...*
-Vrrrrrrrrooooooomvroomvroooomm.....-
"It's starting up!" Nancy squeaked.
"Get ready to have our heads smashed in..." Linda whined.
"We're dead.." Jam mused.
The car started up and began to roll down the long driveway as Slash pressed
the gas pedal. The passenger Kids got nervous on the spot.
"AAAAAAGETMEOFFGETMEOFFGETMEOFFFFF!!!!!" Ruby screamed. "I don't wanna do
this! Can't we get there any other way?!?!?"
"No! I'm not looking back this time! We're going!" Slash shouted back.
"I'm doing this for all of you guys! Here we go!"
The car began to roll down the street at a fast pace, causing one-third of
the Kids to start screaming out of nervousness. This was unnerving enough to Slash
who was trying to keep it under 40 and at the same time making sure that he was
going to get to the airport on time, and he finally called back over his shoulder.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!" He screeched. Ruby was still screaming.
"And you!" He said to the nervous-wreck muscleman. Ruby shut up.
"We're almost there! Just a few more blocks and we're good as on time!"
Slash tried to convince the others, although the airport was still a few miles away.
"We won't get there until at least 15 minutes from now!" Nicole yelled.
"Hit the gas pedal, Slash!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Everyone begged. It was too late. Just like the late
Dale Earnhardt, Slash took off down the street at a steaming 75 mph. By this time
everybody was cowering in the back seats of the supersonic-speeding convertible
struggling to keep themselves quiet before Slash yelled at them again. However,
when Pamela heard a familiar noise she had to speak up.
"Slash...?" She said. "I hear a police siren!"
Sure enough, they saw the reflection of red and blue flashing lights on the
rearview mirror. At once all the kids began screaming "Pull over! Pull over!" or
"Go faster! Go faster!" which was enough to drive Slash to insanity. Finally he
decided and slowed down the car. When it came to a full stop, the officer got off
of his motorcycle and walked to the side of the convertible. Seeing that the violators
were kids, he stared unbelievingly for a moment, then cleared his throat.
"Sir..." he said, addressing Slash as politely as he could without laughing,
"Might I be inclined to inform you that you were going 75 mph in a 30 mph speed zone?"
"We're in a hurry! We...uh..." He stammered. "We...." He looked back over the
car seat and saw Linda stuff one of Nancy's plush toys under her red dress and lie
back. The alibi hit Slash like a sack of potatoes.
"My wife is having a baby!" He blurted. The officer raised one eyebrow and
looked in the back seat of the car. Linda was huffing and gasping, pretending to be in
pain, and the other kids were yelling "C'mon, push!!! Push!!!"
The officer gave Slash an unmoved stare. "Your *wife*...?"
"Uh...uh...my girlfriend!" Slash guessed.
The officer rolled his eyes. "Geez....too many teenagers getting pregnant
before marriage....can I see your license?"
"Uh, don'tgotoneadrunkdudetookitfromme. See ya!" Slash said all in one breath
and hit the gas pedal with a slam. The car sped off, leaving a flutter of ticket
papers flying around the flabbergasted officer and his bike. He got on the motorcycle
and sped off towards the fleeing car....
"Slash, you butthole! NOW look what you did! Now we're probably gonna get
arrested!!!" Jam screamed angrily.
"We ain't gonna get arrested as long as we catch that plane!" Slash hollered
back. "I can even see the airport now!!!"
Sure enough, the top of the airport complex could be seen appearing just above
the horizon.
"Hurry! Hurry! Faster!" Everyone yelled at him. Ignoring their commands and
yet eager to get to their destination before something bad happened, he hurried off
with a car full of kids to the airport. They parked the car in one of the parking lot
spaces, grabbed their luggage, and scrambled into the building. They approached the
teller's counter in front of the registration desk and he spoke up.
"One ticket for eight to the Rookie Mountain resort!!!" Slash said. "Please
hurry!"
The teller lost no time in getting the kids a booked travel route and gave
the ticket to them. "Hurry, your flight leaves in 5 minutes."
"Thank you!" Slash called over his shoulder, and ran through the metal
detectors in a hurry to get to the airplane in time. As they got to the plane terminal
Tommy laughed.
"Slash, I never knew Linda was your future spouse..." He chuckled. Slash hit
him so hard it knocked his green hat off and sent it flying. Tommy ran to go get it
and joined the others as they boarded the plane....
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*continued from Chapter 3...*
-Vrrrrrrrrooooooomvroomvroooomm.....-
"It's starting up!" Nancy squeaked.
"Get ready to have our heads smashed in..." Linda whined.
"We're dead.." Jam mused.
The car started up and began to roll down the long driveway as Slash pressed
the gas pedal. The passenger Kids got nervous on the spot.
"AAAAAAGETMEOFFGETMEOFFGETMEOFFFFF!!!!!" Ruby screamed. "I don't wanna do
this! Can't we get there any other way?!?!?"
"No! I'm not looking back this time! We're going!" Slash shouted back.
"I'm doing this for all of you guys! Here we go!"
The car began to roll down the street at a fast pace, causing one-third of
the Kids to start screaming out of nervousness. This was unnerving enough to Slash
who was trying to keep it under 40 and at the same time making sure that he was
going to get to the airport on time, and he finally called back over his shoulder.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!" He screeched. Ruby was still screaming.
"And you!" He said to the nervous-wreck muscleman. Ruby shut up.
"We're almost there! Just a few more blocks and we're good as on time!"
Slash tried to convince the others, although the airport was still a few miles away.
"We won't get there until at least 15 minutes from now!" Nicole yelled.
"Hit the gas pedal, Slash!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Everyone begged. It was too late. Just like the late
Dale Earnhardt, Slash took off down the street at a steaming 75 mph. By this time
everybody was cowering in the back seats of the supersonic-speeding convertible
struggling to keep themselves quiet before Slash yelled at them again. However,
when Pamela heard a familiar noise she had to speak up.
"Slash...?" She said. "I hear a police siren!"
Sure enough, they saw the reflection of red and blue flashing lights on the
rearview mirror. At once all the kids began screaming "Pull over! Pull over!" or
"Go faster! Go faster!" which was enough to drive Slash to insanity. Finally he
decided and slowed down the car. When it came to a full stop, the officer got off
of his motorcycle and walked to the side of the convertible. Seeing that the violators
were kids, he stared unbelievingly for a moment, then cleared his throat.
"Sir..." he said, addressing Slash as politely as he could without laughing,
"Might I be inclined to inform you that you were going 75 mph in a 30 mph speed zone?"
"We're in a hurry! We...uh..." He stammered. "We...." He looked back over the
car seat and saw Linda stuff one of Nancy's plush toys under her red dress and lie
back. The alibi hit Slash like a sack of potatoes.
"My wife is having a baby!" He blurted. The officer raised one eyebrow and
looked in the back seat of the car. Linda was huffing and gasping, pretending to be in
pain, and the other kids were yelling "C'mon, push!!! Push!!!"
The officer gave Slash an unmoved stare. "Your *wife*...?"
"Uh...uh...my girlfriend!" Slash guessed.
The officer rolled his eyes. "Geez....too many teenagers getting pregnant
before marriage....can I see your license?"
"Uh, don'tgotoneadrunkdudetookitfromme. See ya!" Slash said all in one breath
and hit the gas pedal with a slam. The car sped off, leaving a flutter of ticket
papers flying around the flabbergasted officer and his bike. He got on the motorcycle
and sped off towards the fleeing car....
"Slash, you butthole! NOW look what you did! Now we're probably gonna get
arrested!!!" Jam screamed angrily.
"We ain't gonna get arrested as long as we catch that plane!" Slash hollered
back. "I can even see the airport now!!!"
Sure enough, the top of the airport complex could be seen appearing just above
the horizon.
"Hurry! Hurry! Faster!" Everyone yelled at him. Ignoring their commands and
yet eager to get to their destination before something bad happened, he hurried off
with a car full of kids to the airport. They parked the car in one of the parking lot
spaces, grabbed their luggage, and scrambled into the building. They approached the
teller's counter in front of the registration desk and he spoke up.
"One ticket for eight to the Rookie Mountain resort!!!" Slash said. "Please
hurry!"
The teller lost no time in getting the kids a booked travel route and gave
the ticket to them. "Hurry, your flight leaves in 5 minutes."
"Thank you!" Slash called over his shoulder, and ran through the metal
detectors in a hurry to get to the airplane in time. As they got to the plane terminal
Tommy laughed.
"Slash, I never knew Linda was your future spouse..." He chuckled. Slash hit
him so hard it knocked his green hat off and sent it flying. Tommy ran to go get it
and joined the others as they boarded the plane....