Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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Once they were on board the plane, they found a row of seats that accomodated
them and sat down, pausing to stuff their luggage in the overhead storage compartment.
They sat down and began to do stuff as the plane took off. Once again, Ruby began to
whine.
"Ohhh...what are my folks gonna say about this...?" He nervously muttered,
twiddling his thumbs.
"It's okay, Ruby. Just think! As soon as we become famous our little road
trip here will have been well worth it!" Nancy said to him.
"Well, I do wanna be famous, but what if I get in big trouble for doing this?"
He said with a tremble in his voice.
"It's okay..." Nancy said, putting a blanket from one of her suitcases around
his shoulders. "Just go to your happy place."
"Oh God...." Jam muttered, rolling his eyes. "Nancy, you should be some sort
of psychiatrist or peer mediator when you get older..."
"I'm already Snow Town Middle School's peer mediator." Nancy informed the
sassy rapper. "So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it."
"Oooh, you got roasted!!!" Slash crooned.
"Shut up, dude." Jam sneered.
There was a bit of silence as the plane soared silently through the clouds,
but ten minutes later a gagging noise made the passengers of the plane turn heads.
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those burgers..." Tommy said into a white
paper sick bag before he started gagging again.
~ Three hours later ~
The plane landed on a long stretch of black top as the plane arrived in northern
Ontario, Canada where the Rookie Mountain resort was. The Kids grabbed their luggage
and headed off of the plane, eager to see what their new destination looked like.
"Wow-!" Nancy said, watching the breath float out of her mouth in the cold air.
"This place is soooo much prettier than back in Alberta!"
"I think Alberta was prettier." Jam contradicted.
"Well screw what anyone else thinks," Slash blared, "We're at our first stop to
becoming world-class snowboarders!"
"True." Pamela said. "Although I have to admit, this could possibly be your
most preposterous idea ever, Slash."
"It doesn't matter." Nicole replied. "Now that we're here, let's find ourselves
a place to stay."
"Good idea!" Ruby cheered. "I'm tired. We should find a really fancy resort to
stay in!"
"Who do I look like, Bill Gates?" Slash snapped. "How are we ever gonna afford
a fancy place to...to..."
He stopped as he saw Linda wave a handful of 100-dollar bills in his face.
"Duhhhh!!! You're forgetting who's the millionaire princess with the rich
mommy and daddy here!" Linda bragged. "I got the money, and I'm gonna get us a real
nice place to stay while we're here, so don't forget to thank me!"
"Thank you thank you thank you!!!" Slash said, hugging Linda and rubbing his
face all over her shirt front. "I love ya I love ya I love ya-"
"It's nice to know you like my chest so much, Slash." Linda giggled. "Now say
thank you to my FACE this time."
Slash blushed and looked into her eyes. "Thank you, Linda!"
Linda smiled. "Anytime, Slashy-pie."
Everyone exchanged glances and went "Ooooohhhhh....!!!"
Linda's face went from sweet to sour. "Shut up. All of you."
* * *
"Wow...!" They all said in unison as they stepped into the hotel that they had
just come upon. It was a little way from the airport they had just arrived from and
they were all pretty exhausted. They couldn't wait to see what their room looked like.
"It says, 'Room 304, Floor 3'"Linda said, reading the registration slip. "Let's
take the elevator."
"I know, I'm not going up the stairs." Tommy mumbled.
"He'll probably fall down and roll all the way like a boulder." Jam laughed.
"Don't diss me or you're gonna get a fistful..." Tommy threatened.
"Y'know Jam, you are being a bit negative. I think you need this R and R more
than the rest of us here." Pamela said.
"I'm negative because I wanted to get here knowing that I'm safe, but now that
our hedgehog-haired buddy here broke the law AND flew us halfway across Canada, I don't
feel too safe around him anymore." Jam explained moodily.
"I'm not a hedgehog." Was all that Slash had to say in return.
"Here's the room." Linda said, stopping in front of a door a short distance
from the elevator entrance - "304. Come on, let's see!"
They opened the door to their hotel room...
"COOOLL!"
The hotel room they had checked out was not ONE room, but several lavishly
decorated rooms all connected into one, except the bedroom and bathrooms, whose
entrances were secured by white wooden doors.
"This is soooooo cool!" Slash said, dropping all his suitcases and running into
the living room, taking a flying leap and crashlanding on the couch. "It's so neat in
here!" He said, bouncing on the sofa.
"My turn to bounce!" Ruby yelled and ran in along, tumbling onto the couch and
bouncing so hard it almost made lightweight Slash hit his head on the ceiling.
"Easy, you almost squashed my head on the ceiling fan." Slash complained.
"Heeeehehehehehe!!!" Ruby cackled as he bounced wildly on the sofa. "This is so
much fun!!!"
"Having fun, Ruby?" Nancy called to him.
"I'm in my happy place, Nancy!" He called back.
"Good!" Nancy said, smiling sweetly.
Jam rolled his eyes in disgust, but then stole a look at those friendly blue
eyes and wondered why he was getting second thoughts about his rival....
"Jam!"
He snapped out of his trance and looked at Pamela, who had called him.
"Put your suitcases in the closet along with the rest of ours!"
"Okay..." He answered, and began his wondering about Nancy as he went over to
the huge closet to put his stuff in there. After closing the door, he looked out the
large window of the hotel room's living room space and wondered what everyone's parents
would have to say about their road trip.
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once they were on board the plane, they found a row of seats that accomodated
them and sat down, pausing to stuff their luggage in the overhead storage compartment.
They sat down and began to do stuff as the plane took off. Once again, Ruby began to
whine.
"Ohhh...what are my folks gonna say about this...?" He nervously muttered,
twiddling his thumbs.
"It's okay, Ruby. Just think! As soon as we become famous our little road
trip here will have been well worth it!" Nancy said to him.
"Well, I do wanna be famous, but what if I get in big trouble for doing this?"
He said with a tremble in his voice.
"It's okay..." Nancy said, putting a blanket from one of her suitcases around
his shoulders. "Just go to your happy place."
"Oh God...." Jam muttered, rolling his eyes. "Nancy, you should be some sort
of psychiatrist or peer mediator when you get older..."
"I'm already Snow Town Middle School's peer mediator." Nancy informed the
sassy rapper. "So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it."
"Oooh, you got roasted!!!" Slash crooned.
"Shut up, dude." Jam sneered.
There was a bit of silence as the plane soared silently through the clouds,
but ten minutes later a gagging noise made the passengers of the plane turn heads.
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those burgers..." Tommy said into a white
paper sick bag before he started gagging again.
~ Three hours later ~
The plane landed on a long stretch of black top as the plane arrived in northern
Ontario, Canada where the Rookie Mountain resort was. The Kids grabbed their luggage
and headed off of the plane, eager to see what their new destination looked like.
"Wow-!" Nancy said, watching the breath float out of her mouth in the cold air.
"This place is soooo much prettier than back in Alberta!"
"I think Alberta was prettier." Jam contradicted.
"Well screw what anyone else thinks," Slash blared, "We're at our first stop to
becoming world-class snowboarders!"
"True." Pamela said. "Although I have to admit, this could possibly be your
most preposterous idea ever, Slash."
"It doesn't matter." Nicole replied. "Now that we're here, let's find ourselves
a place to stay."
"Good idea!" Ruby cheered. "I'm tired. We should find a really fancy resort to
stay in!"
"Who do I look like, Bill Gates?" Slash snapped. "How are we ever gonna afford
a fancy place to...to..."
He stopped as he saw Linda wave a handful of 100-dollar bills in his face.
"Duhhhh!!! You're forgetting who's the millionaire princess with the rich
mommy and daddy here!" Linda bragged. "I got the money, and I'm gonna get us a real
nice place to stay while we're here, so don't forget to thank me!"
"Thank you thank you thank you!!!" Slash said, hugging Linda and rubbing his
face all over her shirt front. "I love ya I love ya I love ya-"
"It's nice to know you like my chest so much, Slash." Linda giggled. "Now say
thank you to my FACE this time."
Slash blushed and looked into her eyes. "Thank you, Linda!"
Linda smiled. "Anytime, Slashy-pie."
Everyone exchanged glances and went "Ooooohhhhh....!!!"
Linda's face went from sweet to sour. "Shut up. All of you."
* * *
"Wow...!" They all said in unison as they stepped into the hotel that they had
just come upon. It was a little way from the airport they had just arrived from and
they were all pretty exhausted. They couldn't wait to see what their room looked like.
"It says, 'Room 304, Floor 3'"Linda said, reading the registration slip. "Let's
take the elevator."
"I know, I'm not going up the stairs." Tommy mumbled.
"He'll probably fall down and roll all the way like a boulder." Jam laughed.
"Don't diss me or you're gonna get a fistful..." Tommy threatened.
"Y'know Jam, you are being a bit negative. I think you need this R and R more
than the rest of us here." Pamela said.
"I'm negative because I wanted to get here knowing that I'm safe, but now that
our hedgehog-haired buddy here broke the law AND flew us halfway across Canada, I don't
feel too safe around him anymore." Jam explained moodily.
"I'm not a hedgehog." Was all that Slash had to say in return.
"Here's the room." Linda said, stopping in front of a door a short distance
from the elevator entrance - "304. Come on, let's see!"
They opened the door to their hotel room...
"COOOLL!"
The hotel room they had checked out was not ONE room, but several lavishly
decorated rooms all connected into one, except the bedroom and bathrooms, whose
entrances were secured by white wooden doors.
"This is soooooo cool!" Slash said, dropping all his suitcases and running into
the living room, taking a flying leap and crashlanding on the couch. "It's so neat in
here!" He said, bouncing on the sofa.
"My turn to bounce!" Ruby yelled and ran in along, tumbling onto the couch and
bouncing so hard it almost made lightweight Slash hit his head on the ceiling.
"Easy, you almost squashed my head on the ceiling fan." Slash complained.
"Heeeehehehehehe!!!" Ruby cackled as he bounced wildly on the sofa. "This is so
much fun!!!"
"Having fun, Ruby?" Nancy called to him.
"I'm in my happy place, Nancy!" He called back.
"Good!" Nancy said, smiling sweetly.
Jam rolled his eyes in disgust, but then stole a look at those friendly blue
eyes and wondered why he was getting second thoughts about his rival....
"Jam!"
He snapped out of his trance and looked at Pamela, who had called him.
"Put your suitcases in the closet along with the rest of ours!"
"Okay..." He answered, and began his wondering about Nancy as he went over to
the huge closet to put his stuff in there. After closing the door, he looked out the
large window of the hotel room's living room space and wondered what everyone's parents
would have to say about their road trip.