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Ring ringRing ring
"Will somebody PLEASE get that"
Ring ring
"Gaaahh"
We see a hand reach over and snatch the phone off of the holder, almost
knocking it down in the process.
"HELLO?" Ruby asks impatiently.
"Uh..." The voice over the phone responds. "I...I was just replying to a
call requesting room service"
"OH! Okay! Come right up!" Ruby answers, and slams the phone back on
the receiver without even saying 'bye'. He looks over his shoulder.
"Tommy! We're getting room service! Isn't that cool?" He yells.
Tommy cheers and jumps on the couch. "Yah! That means lots of good food!
Tell them to order a pizza for us! Make it a large, with cheese, anchovies, mush-
rooms, onions, peppers, cheese"
"You already said cheese." Ruby clarified.
"I know, I mean another layer of it!" Tommy said happily.
"No wonder you're that size..." Ruby muttered under his breath.
Ten minutes later
The buzzer on the door rings
"I got it!" Tommy roars and charges for the door. He opens it and sees a
bellhop standing there.
"Uh...somebody ordered room service...?" He answers nervously.
"Yah! My pizza!" Tommy cheers.
"Uh...nobody ordered a pizza, sir..." The nervous servant responds.
"Huh? I thought I did." Tommy says, scratching his head.
"Well, I can order one for you, sir."
"Really, thanks! Have them put everything on it including two layers of
cheese, please!" Tommy informs him.
"Cheese-please!" Nancy giggles from the other end of the room. "That made
a rhyme"
"Hey it did!" Tommy smiles, then turns back to the servant. "Okay, that's
all for now. Thank you, mister!"
"You're quite welcome. If you need anything at all, just give me a page"
He gestures to the buzzer on the door, then leaves.
"Yay! Pizza time!" Tommy cheers and jumps on the couch, just to miss and
fall to the floor with an earthshattering thud. Someone screams from the kitchen
and another thud is heard.
"Uh..." Tommy muses, and runs into the kitchen. There he sees a ladder
fallen on its side, and a very dazed Slash on the floor.
"Uh...sorry, dude." Tommy mumbles.
"Aaaaaa..." Slash moans. "Itai-o"
"What?" Tommy responds cluelessly, lacking knowledge of Japanese.
"It hurts..." Slash translates for him.
"Ohhh..." Tommy answers.
Ten minutes later
Somebody knocks on the door, then when no one answers, knocks again, then
uses the buzzer.
"Hey, I think that's for you, Tommy." Nicole says, looking up from the
fashion magazine she's reading.
Tommy doesn't answer.
"Tommy?" Nicole asks. She looks at him. He's sound asleep, with a big snot
bubble coming out of one of his nostrils.
"TOMMMYYYY!" Nicole screams. Tommy wakes up with a start.
"What?" He demands.
"Your pizza's here." She says, going back to her reading.
"PIZZA!" Tommy says, and runs for the door. He opens it, only to find no
one there, just a box with a pizza inside and a note on it reading;
This is the pizza you ordered. Sorry to keep you waiting, but I had other residents to deliver to. Enjoy the pizza, sir
-Joe, your room service management employee
"I gotta remember to say 'thank you Joe' to Joe sometime." Tommy says, and
doesn't hesitate to open the pizza box and start devouring it. Pretty soon the scent
of pizza is floating around the room that the Kids rented, and everyone catches a
whiff and gathers around.
"Can I have a piece"
"Save some for me"
"Give me some"
But it's too late; the pizza is gone in seconds. Tommy only nonchalantly
stares into space, then burps.
"Pig." Nicole snorts, and stomps off. Everyone else does the same.
On the other end of the hotel room, the bathroom door is closed and the
interior is very steamy, and through the steam a familiar shadow walks towards the
hot whirlpool and steps in. He sighs as he lowers himself in slowly.
"sigh...nothin' like a hot bath to melt all your cares away." Jam says
to himself as he leans back against the edge of the tiled pool. "Just what I needed
to help me get some shut-eye." He closes his eyes and smiles as he seems to fall
asleep, and soon he's fast asleep.
"Hey Pamela!" Nancy says from outside. "I'm gonna be in the bathroom, 'kay"
"Sure!" Pamela answers. Nancy opens the door to the bathroom and sees all
the steam, waving it aside as she walks in, not even seeing Jam. However, Jam wakes
up just in time to see Nancy place her new clothes on the floor and start taking off
her current clothes. He claps both hands over his mouth and his eyes shoot open as
he first-handedly witnesses what his so-called 'rival' looks like without any sort
of garments on. He blushes and tries to keep silent, but it doesn't last long.
Nancy reaches for a towel off of the rack, turns around, and-
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!"
Scared out of her wits, Nancy begins beating Jam senseless with the folded towel she's holding and trying to make herself decent at the same time. Jam screams and bolts out of the bathroom like a bat out of heck, and everyone in the living room turns around in response to the racket just in time to see Jam streaking across the place, screaming at the top of his lungs with an also un-clothed Nancy in hot pursuit. The two nudes run through the kitchen, the dining room, through both bedrooms, back through the living room and disappear down the hallway, With Nancy shouting insults and Jam crying for mercy.
Everyone stares with wide eyes, still as statues, and on cue they all faint.