Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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"Hey guys, why is there a note by the door?"
"I don't know, pick it up and read it."
Pamela picks up the note. It's in the room-service management's handwriting
and it reads:
Dear Snowboard Kids:
I recommend that you start preparing for the Rookie
Mountain race. It's at 3:00 p.m. today and the people
attending the race hope to see you there.
"Uh, maybe we should get our stuff together." Tommy grumbles.
"Yeah. Then we'll be off!" Nancy cheers. Due to the previous incident in
the bathroom, she's wrapped in a towel and so is Jam.
"First..." Nicole gestures to Jam and Nancy - "I think these two should get
some decent clothes on before we do anything else. I don't know how it happened but
I'll have to make sure I shield my eyes before anything like it happens again."
As Nicole's talking, Nancy absent-mindedly tries to see under Jam's towel.
As soon as he looks at her, she stands up again and thinks, 'why was I trying to do
that?!? That was so unlike me...'
"Is something wrong, Nancy?" Nicole speaks up.
"Uh, nope. Nothin'." Nancy nervously replies.
"Alright." Nicole answers.
Nancy stares ahead, a little nervous for whatever reason, and looks to her
side. Jam is looking at her in a curious way.
"What?" Nancy asks.
He shrugs. "Ah, nuthin'."
Nancy smiles.
Jam smiles back.
Silence.
Jam holds Nancy's hand.
Nancy holds on to it.
They find themselves drawing nearer to each others' faces and as soon as
their noses touch....
"HELLOOOOOOO!! EARTH TO THE TWO TRICKSTERS!!! GET READY TO GO SOON!!!"
Slash screams in their faces. They slightly jump from being startled, and they head
off in opposite directions to get some clothes on.
'Do they like each other?' Slash thinks.
* * *
[on board a bus to Rookie Mountain]
"Next stop, Rookie Mountain Skiing/Snowboarding slopes!!!" The bus driver
announces to the passengers.
"This bus smells." Linda complains.
"You smell." Slash retorts.
"I'm hungry." Tommy mutters.
"I'm sleepy." Nancy yawns.
"I look terrible. You guys made me hurry when I was putting my makeup on
and now I look like crud." Nicole snaps.
"There's a coffee stain on my vest." Jam complains.
"You probably put it there." Pamela says. "You're the one who had coffee
this morning."
"Well, I'm aware of THAT." Jam says.
"Be nice to each other." Nancy says to the two.
"You-" Jam starts, but sighs instead. "Yeah, okay..."
Slash hears this and looks at him. Pamela also has a puzzled look.
"All right, so where's the mountain?" Nicole asks. "All I see is fog and snow
and wind and-"
"You can't see wind!" Ruby says. "It isn't a...uh...isn't..."
"Visible." Nancy puts in for him.
"Yeah!" Ruby exclaims. "Vincible! The wind isn't vincible!"
Nancy sighs in exasperation, but pats Ruby on the shoulder. "Good."
Ruby happily bounces up and down in his chair in response.
"Stop bouncing." Nicole snaps.
Ruby pouts and crosses his arms. He glares at Nicole under his sunglasses,
then absently grabs a flyaway hair sticking out from the side of Nicole's ponytail
and begins pulling on it.
"Cut it out, weirdo!" Nicole shrieks, slapping his hand.
"You need a hug." Ruby says blalantly.
"That's it." Nicole gets up from her chair and storms off to the front of the
bus when the back of her dress is tugged on by Linda.
"Where do you think YOU'RE going?!?" Linda asks.
"I'm not staying here with Elvis. Make me sit somewhere else, or I'll tell
the bus driver to stop this stupid thing and let me get off." Nicole steams.
"ELVIS!!!" Ruby laughs, and strikes a pose. Slash does the same, and the two
begin laughing and giggling.
"Oh no." Linda sighs. "TWO Elvises. That's double the trouble for you,
Nicole...."
"Let me leave!!!" Nicole says-
"Alright.....Rookie Mountain! Those traveling to this location please step
off the bus now. Otherwise, remain seated." The bus driver says.
"YES!!!" Nicole cheers and takes off for the door, forcing it open and
jumping out.
"Wait for us!!!!" The rest say, taking off after their blonde friend.
[At the Rookie Mountain check-in station]
"And you eight are..." The clerk behind the desk says.
"We're the Snowboard Kids and we're here for-" Ruby answers, but is cut off.
"YOU'RE the Snowboard Kids? Wow. Okay then, the lodge is right up this-"
She didn't even get to finish because they were already out the door.
[At the lodge]
"So when does it start again?" Nancy asks as she dons her usual bunny hood.
"Uh....3:00." Tommy says in a voice muffled by yet another mouthful of
hamburger.
"Alrighty." Nancy says. "That's in 25 minutes. Well, are you guys all ready
and everything?"
"Yeah, except for one thing." Slash says.
"What's that?" Nancy asks.
"We're missing someone." Slash says as he counts everyone. "There's seven
of us. There used to be eight."
*Meanwhile*
"I can't. I just can't!!!!" Ruby says, pounding on the wall by the front
door. "I know I wanna be famous but there's just something that isn't right about
it! I might get in trouble or I might even get a call from my parents while we're
here....or even worse, maybe that police guy that we saw when Slash was driving will
find us and try to arrest us!!!"
As he's talking, Nancy walks up to him from behind.
"Ruby..."
Startled, he jumps and whirls around to face her. Behind his sunglasses,
Nancy can see that he's been crying.
"Ruby, don't worry about a thing. I mean, I'm worried too, but just think.
After the tournament, there'll be people everywhere wanting our autograph....and
yours!"
"R...really?" Ruby sniffles.
"Really." Nancy replies.
Nancy holds his wrist and leads him to where the others are, and they're all
looking at Nancy like she's some sort of ghost or something, except Jam. On his
face is a look of admiration.
"Well, let's get to that slope!" Nancy says to clear up the silence. Everyone
nods their heads and follows Nancy out of the lodge.
* * *
"Have you seen these kids, sir?"
"Uh..."
The policeman that Slash ran into is standing by a blue van holding a photo
taken from one of his hidden cameras. It shows Slash looking all puzzled, Ruby
hiding under the car seat (with difficulty), and Linda shoving a pillow under her
dress while everyone else looks on with flabbergasted expressions.
"No, sir. But I'll look for 'em." The man in the van says, and drives off.
Another car drives up, and the cop repeats the procedure.
"Sir, have you seen these kids-"
The next guy happens to be Ruby's dad. He looks like a HUGE musclebound
model with very-very-very light blonde - almost white - hair done in a military
style crew cut. He stares at the picture and gasps.
"H-hey! That's my son! That one, hiding under the car seat!" He blares.
"You've seen these kids?" The cop asks.
"I sure have! Ruby's always hangin' out with them! They call themselves the
..uh...Snow-board Kids!"
"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the vehicle."
"Hold on! I mean not now, I was just-"
"NOW!!!" The cop demands.
"Ah, anything sir!!! Anything if you can find my son! He's been missing ever
since the weekend!" Mr. Green says to the cop.
"All right. Just cooperate and we'll find him." The policeman says.
"Oh thank you!! Thank you so much!" Mr. Green says.
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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"Hey guys, why is there a note by the door?"
"I don't know, pick it up and read it."
Pamela picks up the note. It's in the room-service management's handwriting
and it reads:
Dear Snowboard Kids:
I recommend that you start preparing for the Rookie
Mountain race. It's at 3:00 p.m. today and the people
attending the race hope to see you there.
"Uh, maybe we should get our stuff together." Tommy grumbles.
"Yeah. Then we'll be off!" Nancy cheers. Due to the previous incident in
the bathroom, she's wrapped in a towel and so is Jam.
"First..." Nicole gestures to Jam and Nancy - "I think these two should get
some decent clothes on before we do anything else. I don't know how it happened but
I'll have to make sure I shield my eyes before anything like it happens again."
As Nicole's talking, Nancy absent-mindedly tries to see under Jam's towel.
As soon as he looks at her, she stands up again and thinks, 'why was I trying to do
that?!? That was so unlike me...'
"Is something wrong, Nancy?" Nicole speaks up.
"Uh, nope. Nothin'." Nancy nervously replies.
"Alright." Nicole answers.
Nancy stares ahead, a little nervous for whatever reason, and looks to her
side. Jam is looking at her in a curious way.
"What?" Nancy asks.
He shrugs. "Ah, nuthin'."
Nancy smiles.
Jam smiles back.
Silence.
Jam holds Nancy's hand.
Nancy holds on to it.
They find themselves drawing nearer to each others' faces and as soon as
their noses touch....
"HELLOOOOOOO!! EARTH TO THE TWO TRICKSTERS!!! GET READY TO GO SOON!!!"
Slash screams in their faces. They slightly jump from being startled, and they head
off in opposite directions to get some clothes on.
'Do they like each other?' Slash thinks.
* * *
[on board a bus to Rookie Mountain]
"Next stop, Rookie Mountain Skiing/Snowboarding slopes!!!" The bus driver
announces to the passengers.
"This bus smells." Linda complains.
"You smell." Slash retorts.
"I'm hungry." Tommy mutters.
"I'm sleepy." Nancy yawns.
"I look terrible. You guys made me hurry when I was putting my makeup on
and now I look like crud." Nicole snaps.
"There's a coffee stain on my vest." Jam complains.
"You probably put it there." Pamela says. "You're the one who had coffee
this morning."
"Well, I'm aware of THAT." Jam says.
"Be nice to each other." Nancy says to the two.
"You-" Jam starts, but sighs instead. "Yeah, okay..."
Slash hears this and looks at him. Pamela also has a puzzled look.
"All right, so where's the mountain?" Nicole asks. "All I see is fog and snow
and wind and-"
"You can't see wind!" Ruby says. "It isn't a...uh...isn't..."
"Visible." Nancy puts in for him.
"Yeah!" Ruby exclaims. "Vincible! The wind isn't vincible!"
Nancy sighs in exasperation, but pats Ruby on the shoulder. "Good."
Ruby happily bounces up and down in his chair in response.
"Stop bouncing." Nicole snaps.
Ruby pouts and crosses his arms. He glares at Nicole under his sunglasses,
then absently grabs a flyaway hair sticking out from the side of Nicole's ponytail
and begins pulling on it.
"Cut it out, weirdo!" Nicole shrieks, slapping his hand.
"You need a hug." Ruby says blalantly.
"That's it." Nicole gets up from her chair and storms off to the front of the
bus when the back of her dress is tugged on by Linda.
"Where do you think YOU'RE going?!?" Linda asks.
"I'm not staying here with Elvis. Make me sit somewhere else, or I'll tell
the bus driver to stop this stupid thing and let me get off." Nicole steams.
"ELVIS!!!" Ruby laughs, and strikes a pose. Slash does the same, and the two
begin laughing and giggling.
"Oh no." Linda sighs. "TWO Elvises. That's double the trouble for you,
Nicole...."
"Let me leave!!!" Nicole says-
"Alright.....Rookie Mountain! Those traveling to this location please step
off the bus now. Otherwise, remain seated." The bus driver says.
"YES!!!" Nicole cheers and takes off for the door, forcing it open and
jumping out.
"Wait for us!!!!" The rest say, taking off after their blonde friend.
[At the Rookie Mountain check-in station]
"And you eight are..." The clerk behind the desk says.
"We're the Snowboard Kids and we're here for-" Ruby answers, but is cut off.
"YOU'RE the Snowboard Kids? Wow. Okay then, the lodge is right up this-"
She didn't even get to finish because they were already out the door.
[At the lodge]
"So when does it start again?" Nancy asks as she dons her usual bunny hood.
"Uh....3:00." Tommy says in a voice muffled by yet another mouthful of
hamburger.
"Alrighty." Nancy says. "That's in 25 minutes. Well, are you guys all ready
and everything?"
"Yeah, except for one thing." Slash says.
"What's that?" Nancy asks.
"We're missing someone." Slash says as he counts everyone. "There's seven
of us. There used to be eight."
*Meanwhile*
"I can't. I just can't!!!!" Ruby says, pounding on the wall by the front
door. "I know I wanna be famous but there's just something that isn't right about
it! I might get in trouble or I might even get a call from my parents while we're
here....or even worse, maybe that police guy that we saw when Slash was driving will
find us and try to arrest us!!!"
As he's talking, Nancy walks up to him from behind.
"Ruby..."
Startled, he jumps and whirls around to face her. Behind his sunglasses,
Nancy can see that he's been crying.
"Ruby, don't worry about a thing. I mean, I'm worried too, but just think.
After the tournament, there'll be people everywhere wanting our autograph....and
yours!"
"R...really?" Ruby sniffles.
"Really." Nancy replies.
Nancy holds his wrist and leads him to where the others are, and they're all
looking at Nancy like she's some sort of ghost or something, except Jam. On his
face is a look of admiration.
"Well, let's get to that slope!" Nancy says to clear up the silence. Everyone
nods their heads and follows Nancy out of the lodge.
* * *
"Have you seen these kids, sir?"
"Uh..."
The policeman that Slash ran into is standing by a blue van holding a photo
taken from one of his hidden cameras. It shows Slash looking all puzzled, Ruby
hiding under the car seat (with difficulty), and Linda shoving a pillow under her
dress while everyone else looks on with flabbergasted expressions.
"No, sir. But I'll look for 'em." The man in the van says, and drives off.
Another car drives up, and the cop repeats the procedure.
"Sir, have you seen these kids-"
The next guy happens to be Ruby's dad. He looks like a HUGE musclebound
model with very-very-very light blonde - almost white - hair done in a military
style crew cut. He stares at the picture and gasps.
"H-hey! That's my son! That one, hiding under the car seat!" He blares.
"You've seen these kids?" The cop asks.
"I sure have! Ruby's always hangin' out with them! They call themselves the
..uh...Snow-board Kids!"
"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the vehicle."
"Hold on! I mean not now, I was just-"
"NOW!!!" The cop demands.
"Ah, anything sir!!! Anything if you can find my son! He's been missing ever
since the weekend!" Mr. Green says to the cop.
"All right. Just cooperate and we'll find him." The policeman says.
"Oh thank you!! Thank you so much!" Mr. Green says.