Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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The Snowboard Kids walked up the huge hill leading to the lift that would
take them to the top of Rookie Mountain, where the start line was. Unfortunately,
due to having been walking in freezing temperatures most of the time, some of them
were getting a little silly, probably to make things a little more active.
"Hey I gotta joke for ya." Slash says to Nicole. "What do you get when you
cross a bird and a barstool?"
"Not now, Slash..." Nicole grumbles.
"A stool pigeon!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" Slash laughs and so does Ruby.
The rest just glare at the two crazies with sweatdrops on all their heads.
"OH! I've got one!" Ruby says, jabbing his elbow into Slash's shoulder.
"What did the...oh wait, how did it go...?"
"Enough..." An increasingly annoyed Nicole growls.
"....I remember now! It goes, what did one-"
"NO JOKES!!!" Nicole says. "They're all stupid anyway."
Slash and Ruby glare at her, then Jam speaks up.
"Hey guys," he says, "Listen to this. Okay, one day this *blonde girl*-"
- he looks at Nicole - "-Goes into her kitchen and takes out a box. She dumps all
this stuff on the table, stares at it, and then grabs the phone and calls her girl-
friend. Her friend says, 'what's wrong?' and the *blonde girl* says, 'come help me
with this thing.' So the blonde girl's friend comes over there, and she says, 'why
is there cereal all over the table?' and the *blonde girl* says, 'I can't figure out
this puzzle! I know it's supposed to look like a tiger but I don't see any pattern!'
And she holds up the cereal box and it has Tony the Tiger on it!!! Get it? She
thought the Corn Flakes was a box for a tiger puzzle because she's a DUMB BLONDE!?!?"
Slash, Ruby and Jam howl with laughter, but Nicole's face is growing red and
she looks like a tea kettle about to blow the whistle.
"Uh, guys...." Linda says, tapping Slash on the shoulder.
Nicole's teeth are grinding together.
"GUYS..." Linda insists, but the three guys keep laughing.
Nicole reaches her hands out like she's about to throttle the three.
"YOU GUYS!!!!" Linda screams. The three guys abruptly stop laughing and look
at Nicole. The moment they all see her, they scream on cue and take off up the hill
with Nicole screaming after them and running to catch up with them.
Everybody, including Linda, sighs.
* * *
An hour later, four of the Snowboard Kids - Slash, Nicole, Linda and Tommy
were picked to race on Rookie Mountain. They're all lined up at the finish line,
waiting for Mr. Dog, the faithful old snow hound, to appear. Sure enough, he drops
down in the miniature little air balloon and waves to the four kids.
"Hello there children!" He says in a gusto that is reminiscent of Chef from
South Park. "Ready for an exciting race? I hear this whole thing is actually a sort
of championship or something! Eight whole courses! You guys ready?"
"We're ready when you are!" The four shout back.
"Okay then!" Mr. Dog says, holds up the pistol, looks at the audience, and...
BANG!!!
~@ Lap One @~
The four are off. Slash immediately pulls into first place, but is hit with
an ice shot and frozen in place. Nicole giggles and runs into a shot box but is
knocked over because she has no money. Linda passes up Nicole, pointing at her and
taunting her, and skids off down the slope. Tommy is in fourth, taking another
burger out of his pocket and proceeding to eat it. Slash releases a frying pan but
for some reason it malfunctions and all the pans come crashing down on him. Dazed
and with little lines under his eyes, he springs back up and heads down the course,
with Tommy still in last even with the chance to pass up Slash during the pan
incident. They arrive at the lift.
Status:
1st - Linda
2nd - Nicole
3rd - Slash
4th - Tommy
~@ Lap Two @~
Linda is rather confident that, although it's only the second lap, she has
this race won. She speaks (or thinks) too soon, as she finds herself on the ground
one second and in the air dangling from a parachute the next. Sighing, she watches
Nicole speed off towards an item box - and this time, picking up a coin before she
does so - she gets bombs. She leaves one behind and Slash haplessly runs into it,
scorching his suit where it hit it. He curses in Japanese and growls a few English
cuss words as well as he picks up speed and goes after Nicole. Tommy runs into an
item box and lets a frying pan attack hit everyone on the ol' bean, and he chuckles
to himself as he finally pulls into first before getting on the lift.
Status:
1st - Tommy
2nd - Nicole
3rd - Linda
4th - Slash
~@ Lap Three @~
Tommy is pretty tickled at having bested everyone when it came to one little
pan trick. He skids into a shot box and picks up some Slapsticks. He waits for some-
one to pass him up, but that takes a while since everyone is far behind him. So he
shrugs, discards the Slapsticks by throwing them at one of the "Atlus" banners, and
as soon as he does this he is encircled by three ghosts. He sweatdrops and grumbles
as Nicole passes him up, then Linda, then Slash. Wishing he hadn't gotten rid of the
Slapsticks, he runs into an item box, hoping for another pan, and gets.......a rock.
Peeved, he throws the rock and it smacks Slash in the head. Slash shouts an obscene
remark in Japanese and picks a fight with Tommy while they're both heading down the
slopes. Nicole and Linda shake their head and remark something about "boys will be
boys" before Nicole gets on the lift, followed by Linda.
Status:
1st - Nicole
2nd - Linda
3rd - Tommy
4th - Slash
~@ Lap Four @~
Nicole is far ahead of Linda, and Tommy scoots ahead of Linda while humming
and getting ready to fire a bomb at her. Scared, Linda ducks out of the way and Tommy
throws the bomb. It misses Linda, misses Nicole, and goes into the audience. The
people in the bleachers scream and run away from the bomb as it collides with one of
the benches and blows up. Nicole screams, "Nice going, fatso!" At Tommy. Being dually
insulted by this, Tommy roars something at her and chucks a bomb at her. It hits her
and sends her flying upwards. Laughing at her, Tommy scoots ahead and takes the 1st
place rank. Slash is still in fourth, beginning to think that the only way he can win
this one is if he gets a frying pan that DOESN'T malfunction...so he gets on the lift
and suddenly, it hits him. *no pun intended*
Status:
1st - Tommy
2nd - Nicole
3rd - Linda
4th - Slash
~@ Lap Five @~
Tommy is in first once again, and is trying to tell his mind to tell his board
to go REALLY, REALLY FAST so that he can speed up and cross the finish line before any-
one tries to pass him up. So he runs into an item box and snatches a Speed Fan. 'Just
my luck!' He thinks, and uses it. In a spray of snow he goes flying down the course,
laughing and doing a sort of butt-wiggle dance as he goes. Unfortunately, Tommy-boy's
little victory jig is cut short by a smash on the head by a frying pan, and then the
mouse appears over his head and takes all his money - 2500 G. An outraged and flabber-
gasted Tommy gawks as he looks behind him and sees everyone else in the same condition
as himself. The last thing he sees is Slash laughing as he nears the finish line...
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOALL!!!!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!! I'M THE GREATEST!!! I GUESS
NOBODY CAN BEAT ME!!! I'M INVINCIBLE!!! I'M UNTOUCHABLE!!! AND I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!"
Slash is bouncing up and down and doing backflips now that he has finished in
first. A disappointed Tommy is in second, sagging his shoulders as he crosses the line,
followed by a shocked Linda and an also disappointed Nicole. Someone walks up to Slash
and hands him a trophy with the words "First Place at Rookie Mountain" engraved on the
bottom.
"Congratulations, son! You won the first course out of eight! And here's your
hard-earned money prize." He hands Slash 6000 G.
"Wha?!? Yaahaaaaa!!!" Slash grabs it and waves it around. "Look what I got
look what I got!!"
Everybody sighs.
"Well, do we head back to the hotel or what?" Nicole says. "I think all the snot
in my nose has turned to ice."
"We didn't need to know that." Tommy mutters.
"Really." Linda says.
"I'm the winner I'm the winner I'm the winner..." Slash chants happily.
"Shut up." Nicole snaps. Slash yanks on her ponytail.
"Hey!!!"
"Ha ha ha! You can't beat me! You lost. Admit it. I'm the greatest!" Slash
rants.
"WE KNOW!!!" The jealous three say to him, and as they do the rest of the Kids
step down from the bleachers and run up to the four contestants.
"Way to go, dude!" Jam says, giving Slash a high five. "You were awesome!"
"Jam's right." Nancy says. "You pulled through with flying colors!"
"You were the REAL Superman!!!" Ruby says, slamming Slash on the back with his
strong hand, making Slash cough due to the wind knocked out of him.
"You were wonderful." Pamela says to Slash, kissing him on the cheek. Slash
gasps and falls backward into the snow. Everyone gathers around him, expecting him to
be in some sort of pain, but instead they get a glimpse of a lovesick look on his face.
"Koishiteru..." Slash remarks wistfully.
"Wha...." Tommy says.
"He says, 'I'm in love'." Pamela informs. "Am I the only one who can interpret
Slash's fluent Japanese?"
"Probably." Nicole says in an 'I-don't-give-a-crap' tone of voice.
"Well, let's head back. Before Nicole talks about her freezing snot again." Jam
says with a roll of his eyes. All the Kids gather their boards and head for the bus
stop that will get them a bus back to their hotel...
* * *
"All right, our suspects are eight children around preteen age that were spotted
driving a red convertible out of Snow Town towards the airport the other day." The cop
says over his walkie-talkie to the other cops. "We need to find them before the end of
the week. Otherwise their parents will be throwing fits and we need to stop the parents
before they get too unruly and decide to look for their kids themselves. That'll just
lead to more trouble. So let's find those children!"
The rest of the cops agree and they drive up in their cop cars, of which there
are ten, towards Snow Town Airport.....
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Snowboard Kids walked up the huge hill leading to the lift that would
take them to the top of Rookie Mountain, where the start line was. Unfortunately,
due to having been walking in freezing temperatures most of the time, some of them
were getting a little silly, probably to make things a little more active.
"Hey I gotta joke for ya." Slash says to Nicole. "What do you get when you
cross a bird and a barstool?"
"Not now, Slash..." Nicole grumbles.
"A stool pigeon!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" Slash laughs and so does Ruby.
The rest just glare at the two crazies with sweatdrops on all their heads.
"OH! I've got one!" Ruby says, jabbing his elbow into Slash's shoulder.
"What did the...oh wait, how did it go...?"
"Enough..." An increasingly annoyed Nicole growls.
"....I remember now! It goes, what did one-"
"NO JOKES!!!" Nicole says. "They're all stupid anyway."
Slash and Ruby glare at her, then Jam speaks up.
"Hey guys," he says, "Listen to this. Okay, one day this *blonde girl*-"
- he looks at Nicole - "-Goes into her kitchen and takes out a box. She dumps all
this stuff on the table, stares at it, and then grabs the phone and calls her girl-
friend. Her friend says, 'what's wrong?' and the *blonde girl* says, 'come help me
with this thing.' So the blonde girl's friend comes over there, and she says, 'why
is there cereal all over the table?' and the *blonde girl* says, 'I can't figure out
this puzzle! I know it's supposed to look like a tiger but I don't see any pattern!'
And she holds up the cereal box and it has Tony the Tiger on it!!! Get it? She
thought the Corn Flakes was a box for a tiger puzzle because she's a DUMB BLONDE!?!?"
Slash, Ruby and Jam howl with laughter, but Nicole's face is growing red and
she looks like a tea kettle about to blow the whistle.
"Uh, guys...." Linda says, tapping Slash on the shoulder.
Nicole's teeth are grinding together.
"GUYS..." Linda insists, but the three guys keep laughing.
Nicole reaches her hands out like she's about to throttle the three.
"YOU GUYS!!!!" Linda screams. The three guys abruptly stop laughing and look
at Nicole. The moment they all see her, they scream on cue and take off up the hill
with Nicole screaming after them and running to catch up with them.
Everybody, including Linda, sighs.
* * *
An hour later, four of the Snowboard Kids - Slash, Nicole, Linda and Tommy
were picked to race on Rookie Mountain. They're all lined up at the finish line,
waiting for Mr. Dog, the faithful old snow hound, to appear. Sure enough, he drops
down in the miniature little air balloon and waves to the four kids.
"Hello there children!" He says in a gusto that is reminiscent of Chef from
South Park. "Ready for an exciting race? I hear this whole thing is actually a sort
of championship or something! Eight whole courses! You guys ready?"
"We're ready when you are!" The four shout back.
"Okay then!" Mr. Dog says, holds up the pistol, looks at the audience, and...
BANG!!!
~@ Lap One @~
The four are off. Slash immediately pulls into first place, but is hit with
an ice shot and frozen in place. Nicole giggles and runs into a shot box but is
knocked over because she has no money. Linda passes up Nicole, pointing at her and
taunting her, and skids off down the slope. Tommy is in fourth, taking another
burger out of his pocket and proceeding to eat it. Slash releases a frying pan but
for some reason it malfunctions and all the pans come crashing down on him. Dazed
and with little lines under his eyes, he springs back up and heads down the course,
with Tommy still in last even with the chance to pass up Slash during the pan
incident. They arrive at the lift.
Status:
1st - Linda
2nd - Nicole
3rd - Slash
4th - Tommy
~@ Lap Two @~
Linda is rather confident that, although it's only the second lap, she has
this race won. She speaks (or thinks) too soon, as she finds herself on the ground
one second and in the air dangling from a parachute the next. Sighing, she watches
Nicole speed off towards an item box - and this time, picking up a coin before she
does so - she gets bombs. She leaves one behind and Slash haplessly runs into it,
scorching his suit where it hit it. He curses in Japanese and growls a few English
cuss words as well as he picks up speed and goes after Nicole. Tommy runs into an
item box and lets a frying pan attack hit everyone on the ol' bean, and he chuckles
to himself as he finally pulls into first before getting on the lift.
Status:
1st - Tommy
2nd - Nicole
3rd - Linda
4th - Slash
~@ Lap Three @~
Tommy is pretty tickled at having bested everyone when it came to one little
pan trick. He skids into a shot box and picks up some Slapsticks. He waits for some-
one to pass him up, but that takes a while since everyone is far behind him. So he
shrugs, discards the Slapsticks by throwing them at one of the "Atlus" banners, and
as soon as he does this he is encircled by three ghosts. He sweatdrops and grumbles
as Nicole passes him up, then Linda, then Slash. Wishing he hadn't gotten rid of the
Slapsticks, he runs into an item box, hoping for another pan, and gets.......a rock.
Peeved, he throws the rock and it smacks Slash in the head. Slash shouts an obscene
remark in Japanese and picks a fight with Tommy while they're both heading down the
slopes. Nicole and Linda shake their head and remark something about "boys will be
boys" before Nicole gets on the lift, followed by Linda.
Status:
1st - Nicole
2nd - Linda
3rd - Tommy
4th - Slash
~@ Lap Four @~
Nicole is far ahead of Linda, and Tommy scoots ahead of Linda while humming
and getting ready to fire a bomb at her. Scared, Linda ducks out of the way and Tommy
throws the bomb. It misses Linda, misses Nicole, and goes into the audience. The
people in the bleachers scream and run away from the bomb as it collides with one of
the benches and blows up. Nicole screams, "Nice going, fatso!" At Tommy. Being dually
insulted by this, Tommy roars something at her and chucks a bomb at her. It hits her
and sends her flying upwards. Laughing at her, Tommy scoots ahead and takes the 1st
place rank. Slash is still in fourth, beginning to think that the only way he can win
this one is if he gets a frying pan that DOESN'T malfunction...so he gets on the lift
and suddenly, it hits him. *no pun intended*
Status:
1st - Tommy
2nd - Nicole
3rd - Linda
4th - Slash
~@ Lap Five @~
Tommy is in first once again, and is trying to tell his mind to tell his board
to go REALLY, REALLY FAST so that he can speed up and cross the finish line before any-
one tries to pass him up. So he runs into an item box and snatches a Speed Fan. 'Just
my luck!' He thinks, and uses it. In a spray of snow he goes flying down the course,
laughing and doing a sort of butt-wiggle dance as he goes. Unfortunately, Tommy-boy's
little victory jig is cut short by a smash on the head by a frying pan, and then the
mouse appears over his head and takes all his money - 2500 G. An outraged and flabber-
gasted Tommy gawks as he looks behind him and sees everyone else in the same condition
as himself. The last thing he sees is Slash laughing as he nears the finish line...
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOALL!!!!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!! I'M THE GREATEST!!! I GUESS
NOBODY CAN BEAT ME!!! I'M INVINCIBLE!!! I'M UNTOUCHABLE!!! AND I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!"
Slash is bouncing up and down and doing backflips now that he has finished in
first. A disappointed Tommy is in second, sagging his shoulders as he crosses the line,
followed by a shocked Linda and an also disappointed Nicole. Someone walks up to Slash
and hands him a trophy with the words "First Place at Rookie Mountain" engraved on the
bottom.
"Congratulations, son! You won the first course out of eight! And here's your
hard-earned money prize." He hands Slash 6000 G.
"Wha?!? Yaahaaaaa!!!" Slash grabs it and waves it around. "Look what I got
look what I got!!"
Everybody sighs.
"Well, do we head back to the hotel or what?" Nicole says. "I think all the snot
in my nose has turned to ice."
"We didn't need to know that." Tommy mutters.
"Really." Linda says.
"I'm the winner I'm the winner I'm the winner..." Slash chants happily.
"Shut up." Nicole snaps. Slash yanks on her ponytail.
"Hey!!!"
"Ha ha ha! You can't beat me! You lost. Admit it. I'm the greatest!" Slash
rants.
"WE KNOW!!!" The jealous three say to him, and as they do the rest of the Kids
step down from the bleachers and run up to the four contestants.
"Way to go, dude!" Jam says, giving Slash a high five. "You were awesome!"
"Jam's right." Nancy says. "You pulled through with flying colors!"
"You were the REAL Superman!!!" Ruby says, slamming Slash on the back with his
strong hand, making Slash cough due to the wind knocked out of him.
"You were wonderful." Pamela says to Slash, kissing him on the cheek. Slash
gasps and falls backward into the snow. Everyone gathers around him, expecting him to
be in some sort of pain, but instead they get a glimpse of a lovesick look on his face.
"Koishiteru..." Slash remarks wistfully.
"Wha...." Tommy says.
"He says, 'I'm in love'." Pamela informs. "Am I the only one who can interpret
Slash's fluent Japanese?"
"Probably." Nicole says in an 'I-don't-give-a-crap' tone of voice.
"Well, let's head back. Before Nicole talks about her freezing snot again." Jam
says with a roll of his eyes. All the Kids gather their boards and head for the bus
stop that will get them a bus back to their hotel...
* * *
"All right, our suspects are eight children around preteen age that were spotted
driving a red convertible out of Snow Town towards the airport the other day." The cop
says over his walkie-talkie to the other cops. "We need to find them before the end of
the week. Otherwise their parents will be throwing fits and we need to stop the parents
before they get too unruly and decide to look for their kids themselves. That'll just
lead to more trouble. So let's find those children!"
The rest of the cops agree and they drive up in their cop cars, of which there
are ten, towards Snow Town Airport.....