Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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Ruby sat slumped on the couch in front of the TV flipping through the
channels. He was bored silly and was hoping to find something to watch to kill his
boredom when he came across something on the news.....
"Breaking news flash!" The newsman on the TV blared. "A group of eight kids
runs away from their home in Snow Town and are currently missing!"
Ruby spat out the soda he was drinking all over as he heard this. He lean-
ed forward in his chair and paid attention to the bulletin on the TV.
"News reuters claim that three days ago, eight children living in the huge
Snobow Mansion took their only mode of transportation, a red '88 Convertible, out
of the borders of Alberta, Canada and may be as far as Ontario by now! The
police are currently performing a search by land and air as we speak."
Ruby screamed and jumped up from his seat to run and get the other kids.
He darted upstairs and banged on the bathroom door.
"SLASH!!! THEY CAUGHT US!!! WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW!!!" Ruby hollered.
"Who caught us?" Slash called from the bathtub.
"The police! The speeding guy must have called for refreshments or some-
thing!!!" Ruby ranted.
"Reinforcements, not refreshments." Slash corrected. "And you must have
heard it wrong because-"
"I DON'T CARE!!! I HEARD IT RIGHT AND I HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME!!! WE
ARE IN DEEP S**T!!!" Ruby screeched.
"[Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard Ruby swear like that.] Slash
thought. "[It must be serious.]"
"Okay, let me get out of the tub..." Slash replied. Ruby ran downstairs
and into the kitchen.
"Nicole! Pamela! Did you hear that?!? The police are gonna KILL US!!!"
Ruby said.
Nicole and Pamela looked at each other, then burst out laughing.
"No, I'm serious!!! Look on the news!!!" Ruby said. The two girls, still
giggling, followed Ruby into the living room. Their eyes popped open when they saw
the scrolling text on the bottom of the screen: "Band of eight children run away
from home in Snow Town, Alberta: Land and air search currently under way"
The two girls screamed and hugged each other.
"WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!!!" Nicole cried.
"WE'RE GONNA GET PUT IN JAIL!!!" Pamela sobbed.
"AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!!!" Ruby wailed.
Slash ran downstairs with a towel around him. "Oo genki desu ka?" He asked,
forgetting to speak English again.
"What?" Nicole sniffled.
"Are you guys all right?" Slash translated.
"We're being hunted down!" Pamela sobbed. "Look on the TV!"
Slash turned his head to the TV and his mouth fell open when he saw the
headline rolling at the bottom of the screen. He turned white as a sheet and he
started to panic.
"Aaah....oh no oh no oh no!!! T-this isn't good! How did those police guys
manage to find us?!?"
"I don't know!!!" Ruby cried. "But all I know is that I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"
"US TOO!" Nicole/Pamela wailed.
Pretty soon, they were all crying. Nancy came into the room, saw the TV,
and started to sniffle as Jam walked into the room. He saw the headline, and he
even began to cry a little as Nancy hugged him and they both cried. Soon, any other
Kids that entered the room began crying as well. People in neighboring hotel rooms
began to complain about the incessant crying and finally dialed room service to
take care of the problem. So good' ol pizza man Joe (the one who gave Tommy the
pizza) came upstairs and knocked on the door.
"Hello?" He asked pleasantly. "Is everything all right?"
Nancy sniffled and opened the door. "Oh, hello. It's nothing really, we're
gonna get over it. Tell the other people in the rooms not to worry...."
Joe shook his head. "It's okay. I saw the news headline. And I'm gonna
make sure you kids stay here long enough to finish all the courses up to Silver
Mountain."
"Really?" Slash asked.
"Really. I already had a talk with the manager of this place. He offered
to let you guys stay here up until your last race, then we're gonna have to send
you guys back home." Joe informed.
"Thank you Mr. Joe!" Tommy said. "For the pizza and for letting us stay
here longer!"
"It's nothing, sir." Joe replied. "You guys came here to earn that trophy,
and I'm gonna make sure you get it."
"Thank you!" All the Kids said at once.
"Once again, don't thank me, thank the manager. He approved the idea." Joe
said modestly.
The Kids ran up to Joe and shook his hand and said their thank you's, and
when Joe left to tell the other residents that the commotion was taken care of, the
Kids began to talk amongst themselves.
"What a great guy." Nancy said.
"Yeah. That's one awesome dude." Jam said admiringly.
"He's really nice!" Nicole said happily.
"I can't believe he's gonna let us stay here!" Nancy said. "I thought that
would never happen."
"'Specially since we're fugitives." Slash said.
This is when all the Kids turned to face Slash and frowned.
"Saaaaaaay..." Linda said. "I forgot. Which one of us is the one
responsible for dragging us into this mess?"
"And trying to drive a car?" Ruby fumed.
"And nearly getting us killed?" Tommy steamed.
Slash sweatdropped. "Uh.....uh....."
Nicole pounded her fist into her open hand. "Well, I say we give little
Slash Kamei here what he deserves....for dragging us into this!!!!"
Slash didn't even have the time to shriek as all the Kids jumped om him
and nearly tore him apart.
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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Ruby sat slumped on the couch in front of the TV flipping through the
channels. He was bored silly and was hoping to find something to watch to kill his
boredom when he came across something on the news.....
"Breaking news flash!" The newsman on the TV blared. "A group of eight kids
runs away from their home in Snow Town and are currently missing!"
Ruby spat out the soda he was drinking all over as he heard this. He lean-
ed forward in his chair and paid attention to the bulletin on the TV.
"News reuters claim that three days ago, eight children living in the huge
Snobow Mansion took their only mode of transportation, a red '88 Convertible, out
of the borders of Alberta, Canada and may be as far as Ontario by now! The
police are currently performing a search by land and air as we speak."
Ruby screamed and jumped up from his seat to run and get the other kids.
He darted upstairs and banged on the bathroom door.
"SLASH!!! THEY CAUGHT US!!! WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW!!!" Ruby hollered.
"Who caught us?" Slash called from the bathtub.
"The police! The speeding guy must have called for refreshments or some-
thing!!!" Ruby ranted.
"Reinforcements, not refreshments." Slash corrected. "And you must have
heard it wrong because-"
"I DON'T CARE!!! I HEARD IT RIGHT AND I HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME!!! WE
ARE IN DEEP S**T!!!" Ruby screeched.
"[Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard Ruby swear like that.] Slash
thought. "[It must be serious.]"
"Okay, let me get out of the tub..." Slash replied. Ruby ran downstairs
and into the kitchen.
"Nicole! Pamela! Did you hear that?!? The police are gonna KILL US!!!"
Ruby said.
Nicole and Pamela looked at each other, then burst out laughing.
"No, I'm serious!!! Look on the news!!!" Ruby said. The two girls, still
giggling, followed Ruby into the living room. Their eyes popped open when they saw
the scrolling text on the bottom of the screen: "Band of eight children run away
from home in Snow Town, Alberta: Land and air search currently under way"
The two girls screamed and hugged each other.
"WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!!!" Nicole cried.
"WE'RE GONNA GET PUT IN JAIL!!!" Pamela sobbed.
"AND IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!!!" Ruby wailed.
Slash ran downstairs with a towel around him. "Oo genki desu ka?" He asked,
forgetting to speak English again.
"What?" Nicole sniffled.
"Are you guys all right?" Slash translated.
"We're being hunted down!" Pamela sobbed. "Look on the TV!"
Slash turned his head to the TV and his mouth fell open when he saw the
headline rolling at the bottom of the screen. He turned white as a sheet and he
started to panic.
"Aaah....oh no oh no oh no!!! T-this isn't good! How did those police guys
manage to find us?!?"
"I don't know!!!" Ruby cried. "But all I know is that I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"
"US TOO!" Nicole/Pamela wailed.
Pretty soon, they were all crying. Nancy came into the room, saw the TV,
and started to sniffle as Jam walked into the room. He saw the headline, and he
even began to cry a little as Nancy hugged him and they both cried. Soon, any other
Kids that entered the room began crying as well. People in neighboring hotel rooms
began to complain about the incessant crying and finally dialed room service to
take care of the problem. So good' ol pizza man Joe (the one who gave Tommy the
pizza) came upstairs and knocked on the door.
"Hello?" He asked pleasantly. "Is everything all right?"
Nancy sniffled and opened the door. "Oh, hello. It's nothing really, we're
gonna get over it. Tell the other people in the rooms not to worry...."
Joe shook his head. "It's okay. I saw the news headline. And I'm gonna
make sure you kids stay here long enough to finish all the courses up to Silver
Mountain."
"Really?" Slash asked.
"Really. I already had a talk with the manager of this place. He offered
to let you guys stay here up until your last race, then we're gonna have to send
you guys back home." Joe informed.
"Thank you Mr. Joe!" Tommy said. "For the pizza and for letting us stay
here longer!"
"It's nothing, sir." Joe replied. "You guys came here to earn that trophy,
and I'm gonna make sure you get it."
"Thank you!" All the Kids said at once.
"Once again, don't thank me, thank the manager. He approved the idea." Joe
said modestly.
The Kids ran up to Joe and shook his hand and said their thank you's, and
when Joe left to tell the other residents that the commotion was taken care of, the
Kids began to talk amongst themselves.
"What a great guy." Nancy said.
"Yeah. That's one awesome dude." Jam said admiringly.
"He's really nice!" Nicole said happily.
"I can't believe he's gonna let us stay here!" Nancy said. "I thought that
would never happen."
"'Specially since we're fugitives." Slash said.
This is when all the Kids turned to face Slash and frowned.
"Saaaaaaay..." Linda said. "I forgot. Which one of us is the one
responsible for dragging us into this mess?"
"And trying to drive a car?" Ruby fumed.
"And nearly getting us killed?" Tommy steamed.
Slash sweatdropped. "Uh.....uh....."
Nicole pounded her fist into her open hand. "Well, I say we give little
Slash Kamei here what he deserves....for dragging us into this!!!!"
Slash didn't even have the time to shriek as all the Kids jumped om him
and nearly tore him apart.