Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
P.S. Jam and Nancy DO sleep together in this chapter but THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING
ICKY!!!!! Nancy just needed someone to cuddle up to.....*scratches her head*
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*back at the hotel*
"So you ended up winning anyway after complaining about sheet ice." Tommy
asked Jam.
"Yep." Jam replied proudly, cradling the trophy he'd earned in his arms.
"And I think I deserve it."
"You -might-." Nicole said. "I think the way that race ended looked totally
unfair to me. I mean, everyone had almost every single status effect possible
on them!!! Squashed, frozen, ghosted...."
"But I WON." Jam insisted, pressing his fingertip against the tip of Nicole's
long nose. " - And that's all that matters."
"Hmph...." Nicole muttered.
Jam smirked and looked at his trophy again.
"Look at THIS." He said proudly, pointing to the plaque at the bottom of the
trophy " - Jam Kuehnemund, winner of the 5th annual race at Big Snowman, year 2002.
Sounds professional, doesn't it?"
"Braggart." Nicole complained.
"Butt-wipe." Jam retorted.
"Dork."
"Preppy."
"Idiot.."
"STOP THAT!!!" Nancy said from the other end of the room, watching the fight
and running over to split the two combatants apart. "That's enough!"
"Sorry Nance...." Jam said to his girlfriend.
"You'll listen to little ol' Nancy but not ME?!?" Nicole fumed.
"WHO'S little ol'?" Nancy growled at Nicole. Nicole scooted backwards.
"Don't call Nicole a preppy!" Ruby said, walking into the room.
"Sorry Ruby, she was gettin' on my last nerve...." Jam apologized.
"Well- ...eh....well just remember not to call her that anymore!" Ruby told
Jam.
"You got it." Jam said, standing up and placing his trophy on the coffee
table before walking out of the room.
Nicole's eyes looked glassy and a little teary-eyed as she looked at Ruby.
"Why would he stand up for me like that........" She wondered. "After all
I've said and done to him......"
Her eyes followed Ruby as he walked out of the room, and she found herself
standing up and walking after him. She knocked on the bedroom door, but nobody
answered.
"Ruby....?" She called. No answer. Her shoulders drooped and she walked
back into the living room.
"Where did Ruby go?" She asked Jam.
"I don't know, I thought YOU knew." Jam answered a little angrily.
"Great........I try to say something nice to him for once, and once I get
the courage to do so he's gone." Nicole complained, not to anybody in particular
but mostly to herself.
She looked at the ground and sighed.
"Ruby.........."
* * *
That night, all the Kids were sleeping soundly - all the guys in the guys'
bedroom, all the girls in the girls' bedroom. But one girl couldn't sleep.
Nancy lay in bed wide awake. She was freezing cold and wondered how the
other girls managed to stay so warm. She sat up in bed and got an idea. She trodded
off across the hall to the guys' bedroom, walked around the side of the massive
bed where all the guys slept, and gently shook Jam awake. Jam's eyelids fluttered
for a moment, then he opened his eyes.
"Nancy....?" He asked.
"I can't sleep." Nancy told him.
"Well I can." Jam answered groggily, and fell back asleep. Nancy was
growing ever more impatient with her beau and finally decided to wake him up for good.
She slammed her fist on a certain unmentionable part of Jam's anatomy and sent Jam
sitting upright immediately.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Both his hands immediately grasped his crotch. "WHAT WAS
THAT FOR?!?!?"
"Will you SHUT UP?" An angry Tommy said from the other end of the bed.
"Grrrrrrr......" Jam flinched and winced at the pain. "All right Nancy,
what is it? You can't sleep? Okay, I know what I can do..." He swung his feet over
the edge of the bed and followed Nancy into the girls' bedroom. He lifted up a corner
of the blankets on the bed and gestured for Nancy to slip in. Once she did, he got
in after her.
"Jam, I don't think you-" Nancy began.
"It's okay." Jam cut her off. "I know why you can't fall asleep. You're cold,
right?"
"....Yeah." Nancy told him.
"I can warm you up." Jam told her. He put his arms around her and held her
close to him in a tight but not choking hug. Nancy smiled and hummed a little as Jam's
body heat gradually warmed her up. In seconds, she was asleep, and Jam was too.
"*yawn*......Wow, what a great sleep..." Nancy said aloud as she woke up. She
looked behind her, but there was no sign of Jam.
"That's funny........" She said, and noticed a note on the nightstand next
to the bed. She picked it up and read it:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Dear Nancy, -
- -
- I'm at the Sunset Rock Lodge with Tommy, Slash and Ruby. We were picked -
- to race there for this race (all of us guys). Be back in about 3 hours. -
- -
- ~ Jam -
- -
- P.S. Hope you slept well :) -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"Aww, that was awfully nice of him to at least let me know where he's going."
Nancy said to herself. "I'm glad I have such a wonderful boy for a boyfriend."
* * *
"Well, here we are." The officer said as he parked his car in the parking lot
to the resort that the Kids were staying at. "Our search is over."
"Thank goodness for that!" Another officer said over the walkie-talkie.
"I was sick of driving miles and miles looking for just a bunch of runaway kids..."
"Well, you won't have to worry about that anymore." The commanding officer
told his comrade. "We've arrived at our destination."
"C'mon men, let's bring those kids back home."
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
P.S. Jam and Nancy DO sleep together in this chapter but THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING
ICKY!!!!! Nancy just needed someone to cuddle up to.....*scratches her head*
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*back at the hotel*
"So you ended up winning anyway after complaining about sheet ice." Tommy
asked Jam.
"Yep." Jam replied proudly, cradling the trophy he'd earned in his arms.
"And I think I deserve it."
"You -might-." Nicole said. "I think the way that race ended looked totally
unfair to me. I mean, everyone had almost every single status effect possible
on them!!! Squashed, frozen, ghosted...."
"But I WON." Jam insisted, pressing his fingertip against the tip of Nicole's
long nose. " - And that's all that matters."
"Hmph...." Nicole muttered.
Jam smirked and looked at his trophy again.
"Look at THIS." He said proudly, pointing to the plaque at the bottom of the
trophy " - Jam Kuehnemund, winner of the 5th annual race at Big Snowman, year 2002.
Sounds professional, doesn't it?"
"Braggart." Nicole complained.
"Butt-wipe." Jam retorted.
"Dork."
"Preppy."
"Idiot.."
"STOP THAT!!!" Nancy said from the other end of the room, watching the fight
and running over to split the two combatants apart. "That's enough!"
"Sorry Nance...." Jam said to his girlfriend.
"You'll listen to little ol' Nancy but not ME?!?" Nicole fumed.
"WHO'S little ol'?" Nancy growled at Nicole. Nicole scooted backwards.
"Don't call Nicole a preppy!" Ruby said, walking into the room.
"Sorry Ruby, she was gettin' on my last nerve...." Jam apologized.
"Well- ...eh....well just remember not to call her that anymore!" Ruby told
Jam.
"You got it." Jam said, standing up and placing his trophy on the coffee
table before walking out of the room.
Nicole's eyes looked glassy and a little teary-eyed as she looked at Ruby.
"Why would he stand up for me like that........" She wondered. "After all
I've said and done to him......"
Her eyes followed Ruby as he walked out of the room, and she found herself
standing up and walking after him. She knocked on the bedroom door, but nobody
answered.
"Ruby....?" She called. No answer. Her shoulders drooped and she walked
back into the living room.
"Where did Ruby go?" She asked Jam.
"I don't know, I thought YOU knew." Jam answered a little angrily.
"Great........I try to say something nice to him for once, and once I get
the courage to do so he's gone." Nicole complained, not to anybody in particular
but mostly to herself.
She looked at the ground and sighed.
"Ruby.........."
* * *
That night, all the Kids were sleeping soundly - all the guys in the guys'
bedroom, all the girls in the girls' bedroom. But one girl couldn't sleep.
Nancy lay in bed wide awake. She was freezing cold and wondered how the
other girls managed to stay so warm. She sat up in bed and got an idea. She trodded
off across the hall to the guys' bedroom, walked around the side of the massive
bed where all the guys slept, and gently shook Jam awake. Jam's eyelids fluttered
for a moment, then he opened his eyes.
"Nancy....?" He asked.
"I can't sleep." Nancy told him.
"Well I can." Jam answered groggily, and fell back asleep. Nancy was
growing ever more impatient with her beau and finally decided to wake him up for good.
She slammed her fist on a certain unmentionable part of Jam's anatomy and sent Jam
sitting upright immediately.
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Both his hands immediately grasped his crotch. "WHAT WAS
THAT FOR?!?!?"
"Will you SHUT UP?" An angry Tommy said from the other end of the bed.
"Grrrrrrr......" Jam flinched and winced at the pain. "All right Nancy,
what is it? You can't sleep? Okay, I know what I can do..." He swung his feet over
the edge of the bed and followed Nancy into the girls' bedroom. He lifted up a corner
of the blankets on the bed and gestured for Nancy to slip in. Once she did, he got
in after her.
"Jam, I don't think you-" Nancy began.
"It's okay." Jam cut her off. "I know why you can't fall asleep. You're cold,
right?"
"....Yeah." Nancy told him.
"I can warm you up." Jam told her. He put his arms around her and held her
close to him in a tight but not choking hug. Nancy smiled and hummed a little as Jam's
body heat gradually warmed her up. In seconds, she was asleep, and Jam was too.
"*yawn*......Wow, what a great sleep..." Nancy said aloud as she woke up. She
looked behind her, but there was no sign of Jam.
"That's funny........" She said, and noticed a note on the nightstand next
to the bed. She picked it up and read it:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Dear Nancy, -
- -
- I'm at the Sunset Rock Lodge with Tommy, Slash and Ruby. We were picked -
- to race there for this race (all of us guys). Be back in about 3 hours. -
- -
- ~ Jam -
- -
- P.S. Hope you slept well :) -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"Aww, that was awfully nice of him to at least let me know where he's going."
Nancy said to herself. "I'm glad I have such a wonderful boy for a boyfriend."
* * *
"Well, here we are." The officer said as he parked his car in the parking lot
to the resort that the Kids were staying at. "Our search is over."
"Thank goodness for that!" Another officer said over the walkie-talkie.
"I was sick of driving miles and miles looking for just a bunch of runaway kids..."
"Well, you won't have to worry about that anymore." The commanding officer
told his comrade. "We've arrived at our destination."
"C'mon men, let's bring those kids back home."