Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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The front door swung open and Ruby walked in. "I'm home!" He called out,
and sat down on the sofa just as the phone rang. He picked it up.
"Hello?" He asks.
"Hi, um, this is Joe again," Joe answered. "I have some bad news. The police
are here in the lobby and they demand the permission to take you guys back to Alberta."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Ruby cried out. "Joe, I thought you said you'd keep us
here until Silver Mountain!"
"I did, but they've already got a warrant for anyone attempting to cover you
guys. So I can't help anymore..." Joe said sadly.
"...N-no......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Ruby yelled again and took off for the bed-
room, dropping the phone right off the hook. The other Kids walked into the room where
Ruby once was.
"Ruby, what's wrong?" Jam picked up the phone and heard Joe's voice still
speaking.
".......try to pack up......." His voice faded, the line nearly fizzling out.
".....ready to ca-.........bus south........Sunset Rock 50-some mile-........"
The line went dead.
"Sunset Rock!!!!" Jam yelled. "We've got to take the bus south to Sunset Rock
before the cops catch us!"
"We gotta hurry! Everyone grab your belongings, stuff 'em in a suitcase and
get ready to blast outta here!" Nicole commanded the other Kids.
Everyone immediately scuttled to the storage closet and dragged out every
baggage compartment and suitcase they could find. They stuffed everything in them in
a matter of minutes and as soon as they were ready, they stopped.
"Now where do we GO?" Slash asked, nervous.
"Oh man....." Pamela sighed. "Maybe there isn't any other way out...."
Suddenly, Ruby ran out from the bedroom, carrying a bedsheet off the bed that
flailed around in the air behind him. The sheet was tied in the form of a long rope
with several knots in the middle all the way from the beginning to the end.
"Don't worry, I have the rope all ready!!!" Ruby announced proudly, and tied
one end of the knotted sheet-rope to one of the kitchen table legs, and threw the rest
out of the window until it reached the ground. He began to climb down it, until he
stopped and climbed back up the rope. He ran over to Nicole, grabbed her, and began
carrying her down the rope with him.
"Ruby what are you DOING?!?" Nicole screeched.
"I have to save all the fair maidens!!" Ruby ranted as he climbed down the
sheet-rope.
"But why-" Nicole started, but she was cut off as Ruby suddenly clasped a hand
to her cheek and gave her a great big smooch smack on the mouth.
"To the bottom we go!" Ruby said in a superhero-like manner, letting the rope
slide in his hands as he leveled himself and Nicole down to the ground as quickly as
possible without a danger of falling off.
Nicole gazed at Ruby for a minute or two before throwing her arms around him
and kissing him back on the cheek. "Thank you!" She said. "Thank you so, so much!"
"What are we waiting for?" Slash told the others. "Ganbatte!!!"
"HUH?" Everyone asked.
Slash smacked himself on the forehead once he realized he was slipping into
Japanese again. "Um, Go!!!"
One by one, the Kids slipped down the sheet-rope, carrying their belongings
with them as they descended out the open window down the makeshift rope.
Back in the room the Kids once occupied, Nancy -the last person down the rope-
had just lowered herself out the window before the police barged into the room.
"FREEZE WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!" The commanding officer ordered. "DON'T MOVE!"
"I just heard the cops up there!" Nancy called down to the Kids on the rope
below her. "We gotta get movin'!"
"Loud and clear!" Jam replied to his sweetheart, and looked down at the others,
some of which were already standing on solid ground, toting their belongings with them.
"Guys, we gotta hurry! You guys make sure that bus doesn't go anywhere fast while
we're still getting outta here!"
"Got it!" Pamela called back, and ran off towards the bus stop not too far
away. The others followed once they were off the rope. Nancy stepped down onto the
ground and took off after the other seven Kids. They got on board the bus and picked
seats quickly. Sure enough, the bus was just beginning to start on it's journey to
Sunset Rock.
"Yes!!!" All the Kids said at the same time. "We got away!!!"
Everyone else on the bus looked at them funny.
"Uh, from a bully chasing us..." Nancy said. Everyone else sighed and faced
forward.
* * *
"Where did you hide those kids?" One of the officers asked Joe, who was in
cuffs being questioned in the hotel lobby.
"I don't know, honestly..." Joe replied. "All I know is they're not here any-
more. They must have escaped somehow." *Thank goodness...* he thought.
"You're not getting away easy until we find out where those kids ran off to."
The officer scolded Joe. "And you've got a warrant for covering the location of eight
fugitives on the run."
Joe sighed and looked at the ground.
*I hope they're all right.....* He thought.
* * *
Slash looked out the window at the signs zooming by. One said, "Sunset Rock
Recreational Area: 37 miles"
"Aw, man." Slash mumbled. "If we're going at 60 miles an hour now, it's gonna
take us about 40 more minutes to get there."
"And I don't like getting stuck with all this luggage, either." Nancy pouted.
"None of us do." Nicole said. "But at least we got it all."
"Why did I have to be stuck with the suitcase carrying all the girls' stuff
that Slash was digging into before we first left?" Tommy grumbled.
"First of all, why did you GRAB it?" Jam asked, laughing.
"Shut up, Jam." Tommy grumbled. Jam crossed his arms and looked out the
window.
"Everyone is getting so mean." Pamela sighed. "Can't we all calm down?"
"Yeah, really." Ruby answered. "Be nice, guys."
"Hm! Let's think for a minute." Tommy said angrily. "Maybe if a certain
black-haired boy hadn't turned us into fugitives from the law, and drove us halfway
across the billion-mile-wide country we live in, perhaps maybe THEN everyone would be
a little bit more light-hearted, don't you think?!?"
Slash started looking real guilty. Linda leaned over and patted his shoulder.
"And YOU'RE supporting him!!!" Tommy yelled to the others.
"Hey you!" Said an old guy with a cane standing in the back of the bus. "Yeah,
you! The fat boy in green! Will ya just shut your trap for one stinkin' minute?!?
You're making everyone on this whole damn bus hostile!!!"
Tommy faced the window silently.
* * *
Slash was nearly falling asleep when Linda shook him awake.
"Slash, look!" She said, and turned his head to look out the window. The bus
zoomed by a sign that read, "Sunset Rock Recreational Area: Next Exit"
"We're almost there!" Linda cheered. Slash said something inaudible and
dropped off to sleep again.
"Slash! We gotta stay awake if we're gonna get off this bus!"
Linda scolded him. "The rest of us are already ready to step off the bus when it
stops."
"I don't wanna..." Slash said. "Haven't I caused us enough trouble...?"
"We don't care! We've made it this far! Let's keep going!" Linda encouraged
him.
Slash grumbled and stood up as soon as the bus came to a complete stop.
Linda smiled and followed Slash out of the door. Everyone else followed suit.
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The front door swung open and Ruby walked in. "I'm home!" He called out,
and sat down on the sofa just as the phone rang. He picked it up.
"Hello?" He asks.
"Hi, um, this is Joe again," Joe answered. "I have some bad news. The police
are here in the lobby and they demand the permission to take you guys back to Alberta."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Ruby cried out. "Joe, I thought you said you'd keep us
here until Silver Mountain!"
"I did, but they've already got a warrant for anyone attempting to cover you
guys. So I can't help anymore..." Joe said sadly.
"...N-no......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Ruby yelled again and took off for the bed-
room, dropping the phone right off the hook. The other Kids walked into the room where
Ruby once was.
"Ruby, what's wrong?" Jam picked up the phone and heard Joe's voice still
speaking.
".......try to pack up......." His voice faded, the line nearly fizzling out.
".....ready to ca-.........bus south........Sunset Rock 50-some mile-........"
The line went dead.
"Sunset Rock!!!!" Jam yelled. "We've got to take the bus south to Sunset Rock
before the cops catch us!"
"We gotta hurry! Everyone grab your belongings, stuff 'em in a suitcase and
get ready to blast outta here!" Nicole commanded the other Kids.
Everyone immediately scuttled to the storage closet and dragged out every
baggage compartment and suitcase they could find. They stuffed everything in them in
a matter of minutes and as soon as they were ready, they stopped.
"Now where do we GO?" Slash asked, nervous.
"Oh man....." Pamela sighed. "Maybe there isn't any other way out...."
Suddenly, Ruby ran out from the bedroom, carrying a bedsheet off the bed that
flailed around in the air behind him. The sheet was tied in the form of a long rope
with several knots in the middle all the way from the beginning to the end.
"Don't worry, I have the rope all ready!!!" Ruby announced proudly, and tied
one end of the knotted sheet-rope to one of the kitchen table legs, and threw the rest
out of the window until it reached the ground. He began to climb down it, until he
stopped and climbed back up the rope. He ran over to Nicole, grabbed her, and began
carrying her down the rope with him.
"Ruby what are you DOING?!?" Nicole screeched.
"I have to save all the fair maidens!!" Ruby ranted as he climbed down the
sheet-rope.
"But why-" Nicole started, but she was cut off as Ruby suddenly clasped a hand
to her cheek and gave her a great big smooch smack on the mouth.
"To the bottom we go!" Ruby said in a superhero-like manner, letting the rope
slide in his hands as he leveled himself and Nicole down to the ground as quickly as
possible without a danger of falling off.
Nicole gazed at Ruby for a minute or two before throwing her arms around him
and kissing him back on the cheek. "Thank you!" She said. "Thank you so, so much!"
"What are we waiting for?" Slash told the others. "Ganbatte!!!"
"HUH?" Everyone asked.
Slash smacked himself on the forehead once he realized he was slipping into
Japanese again. "Um, Go!!!"
One by one, the Kids slipped down the sheet-rope, carrying their belongings
with them as they descended out the open window down the makeshift rope.
Back in the room the Kids once occupied, Nancy -the last person down the rope-
had just lowered herself out the window before the police barged into the room.
"FREEZE WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!" The commanding officer ordered. "DON'T MOVE!"
"I just heard the cops up there!" Nancy called down to the Kids on the rope
below her. "We gotta get movin'!"
"Loud and clear!" Jam replied to his sweetheart, and looked down at the others,
some of which were already standing on solid ground, toting their belongings with them.
"Guys, we gotta hurry! You guys make sure that bus doesn't go anywhere fast while
we're still getting outta here!"
"Got it!" Pamela called back, and ran off towards the bus stop not too far
away. The others followed once they were off the rope. Nancy stepped down onto the
ground and took off after the other seven Kids. They got on board the bus and picked
seats quickly. Sure enough, the bus was just beginning to start on it's journey to
Sunset Rock.
"Yes!!!" All the Kids said at the same time. "We got away!!!"
Everyone else on the bus looked at them funny.
"Uh, from a bully chasing us..." Nancy said. Everyone else sighed and faced
forward.
* * *
"Where did you hide those kids?" One of the officers asked Joe, who was in
cuffs being questioned in the hotel lobby.
"I don't know, honestly..." Joe replied. "All I know is they're not here any-
more. They must have escaped somehow." *Thank goodness...* he thought.
"You're not getting away easy until we find out where those kids ran off to."
The officer scolded Joe. "And you've got a warrant for covering the location of eight
fugitives on the run."
Joe sighed and looked at the ground.
*I hope they're all right.....* He thought.
* * *
Slash looked out the window at the signs zooming by. One said, "Sunset Rock
Recreational Area: 37 miles"
"Aw, man." Slash mumbled. "If we're going at 60 miles an hour now, it's gonna
take us about 40 more minutes to get there."
"And I don't like getting stuck with all this luggage, either." Nancy pouted.
"None of us do." Nicole said. "But at least we got it all."
"Why did I have to be stuck with the suitcase carrying all the girls' stuff
that Slash was digging into before we first left?" Tommy grumbled.
"First of all, why did you GRAB it?" Jam asked, laughing.
"Shut up, Jam." Tommy grumbled. Jam crossed his arms and looked out the
window.
"Everyone is getting so mean." Pamela sighed. "Can't we all calm down?"
"Yeah, really." Ruby answered. "Be nice, guys."
"Hm! Let's think for a minute." Tommy said angrily. "Maybe if a certain
black-haired boy hadn't turned us into fugitives from the law, and drove us halfway
across the billion-mile-wide country we live in, perhaps maybe THEN everyone would be
a little bit more light-hearted, don't you think?!?"
Slash started looking real guilty. Linda leaned over and patted his shoulder.
"And YOU'RE supporting him!!!" Tommy yelled to the others.
"Hey you!" Said an old guy with a cane standing in the back of the bus. "Yeah,
you! The fat boy in green! Will ya just shut your trap for one stinkin' minute?!?
You're making everyone on this whole damn bus hostile!!!"
Tommy faced the window silently.
* * *
Slash was nearly falling asleep when Linda shook him awake.
"Slash, look!" She said, and turned his head to look out the window. The bus
zoomed by a sign that read, "Sunset Rock Recreational Area: Next Exit"
"We're almost there!" Linda cheered. Slash said something inaudible and
dropped off to sleep again.
"Slash! We gotta stay awake if we're gonna get off this bus!"
Linda scolded him. "The rest of us are already ready to step off the bus when it
stops."
"I don't wanna..." Slash said. "Haven't I caused us enough trouble...?"
"We don't care! We've made it this far! Let's keep going!" Linda encouraged
him.
Slash grumbled and stood up as soon as the bus came to a complete stop.
Linda smiled and followed Slash out of the door. Everyone else followed suit.