Snobow Kids Plus: The Epic Adventure
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
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A/N: Ruby gets accidentally drunk in this chapter but it has nothing to do with
incidental drug use. As KittyCat said, I think alcohol should be outlawed.
ANOTHER Note: I don't own Touchstone Pictures' "What About Bob", even though that
is a hilarious movie and I wish I did have the genius to have come up with it.
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"What's it say?" Tommy asked, trying to see through the brim of his hat.
"Are you BLIND?!?" Slash said. "It says, Sunset Rock recreational area."
"Oh SORRY. I had no idea all our vision was supposed to be as good as
yours......" Tommy muttered.
"Why are you two so snippy?" Nancy asked. "We're here to have a good time.
Let's make the most of it."
"A GOOD TIME?!?" Nicole screeched. "You call running from the cops a good time?!?"
"Make that you THREE." Nancy corrected herself.
* * *
Inside the building, the Kids hadn't even walked through three rooms before
they came upon a big buffet table. Of course, Tommy ran forward.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" He yelled, grabbing a plate and knocking over/breaking
several others in the process. He turned around quickly and looked at Nancy.
"Food!" He said again.
"It sure is, Tommy." Nancy said.
"FOOD!" Tommy said again, louder.
Nancy shook her head. "Can't get over it, can ya?"
Ruby walked over to the table where they were serving drinks. He picked up
a plastic cup and filled it up in a bowl full of punch. He walked over to the other
Kids and began listening in on them.
"I still can't believe we're doing this." Linda sighed. "It seems like just
yesterday I was sitting in my bedroom talking on the phone with Nancy."
"It feels like I've been in my house listening to music and here the next."
Jam complained.
Ruby took a long drink from his glass. He got a puzzled look on his face,
licked his lips once or twice, then shook his head.
"Where are the drinks, Rube?" Jam asked.
"Over there." Ruby said, pointing to the table.
"I know this sounds crazy, but I'm having fun." Pamela said. "It's been
quite an adventure for me. I don't get to get out of the house too often nowadays,
and I think this is a lot of fun."
"Yeah, if you like being chased by badge-sporting pigs..." Jam laughed as he
walked back to the group.
"He he he he..." Ruby laughed.
"What is it?" Nicole asked him.
"Ha ha ha ha..!" Ruby kept going.
"What's so funny?" Nancy asked.
"Lookit MEEEEE!!!" Ruby said happily. "I am SUPERMAN!!!"
People sitting at nearby tables began looking at Ruby strangely.
"Uh, that's nice." Nancy said. "Anyway......"
Suddenly Ruby's eyes got all wide. He ran over to an old man by the buffet
table and began screaming at him.
"IT'S BABY'S PIZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Ruby wailed, then fell to the floor on his
arse and began fake sobbing.
By now everyone in the whole building was looking at Ruby and the Kids.
"SHUT UP!!!" Linda sassed.
"Ruby, what's wrong?" Nancy asked, concerned as usual.
A waiter walked up to the Kids. "May I ask what's going on?"
"Uh, he's here for the Special Olympics...." Slash said, jerking a thumb
in Ruby's direction.
"May I ask you to please take him somewhere else?" The waiter asked. The
sentence was sort of clipped by Ruby screaming 'I wanna give you a hug' to some lady
he didn't even know.
Linda picked up the glass that Ruby dropped and sniffed it. It smelled like
alcohol.
"Guys, I think Ruby's buzzed...." She muttered.
"WHAT?!?" The Kids said in unison.
"GIMME CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!" Ruby screeched in the
background.
The waiter was still standing there, waiting for the Kids to make a decision
and drag Ruby out of the building.
"We gotta get him out of here before he starts barfing." Tommy said.
"Right. But where are we gonna take him? We still need to sign up for a
room to rent..." Pamela explained.
"I AM THE WALRUS, KOO KOO KACHOO!!!!!" Ruby bawled in song.
"We gotta do something...." Nancy said, covering her ears.
By now every single person in the room (and some of the rooms adjoining it)
were laughing their heads off.
"We gotta get him out of here!" Tommy insisted.
"I know, I know!!!" Pamela replied. "Just calm down the staff and I'll make
sure he gets out of here with minimum fuss...."
"SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH...." Ruby began singing.
"We're dead." Slash said.
"Not yet." Pamela said, and gestured for Slash and Jam to drag Ruby out of
the dining room. She walked up to the manager, who was walking out of the men's
room.
"Pardon the calamity, but it's all being taken care of right now...." She
said.
"I sure hope it is," the manager said. "It sounds like the funny farm in here!"
By now the whole building's population of visitors was gathered around the
dining room and laughing so hard that some of them were gasping for air. Amongst
the laughing, Ruby added to the ruckus by randomly screaming parts from ballads
and songs in an obviously drunken fashion.
"C'mon Ruby..." Slash said while him and Jam attempted to pick up the
musclebound juvenile. "We're gonna get you out of here-"
"SPEC MY A-HO!!!!" Ruby screamed at Slash. Slash got blasted in the face
by a breeze of punch breath.
"Whatever that means, same to you. Now let's get you out of here-" Slash
mumbled.
"SAIL AWAY!!! SAIL AWAY!!! SAIL AWAY!!!" Ruby started chanting.
By now the entire building was in hysterics. The visitors were laughing,
the staff was laughing, even the crabby waiter and manager were laughing. Some of
the Kids couldn't help laughing either.
"DOC LEO MARVIN'S A GEEEEEENIUS, YOUR DEATH THERAPY CURED ME, YOU GEEEEEEE-
NIUS...." Ruby hollered amongst the laughing Kids and all the laughing people in
the building.
The Kids all walked out of the building with Ruby on their nerves and sweat-
drops on their heads.
* * *
"THAT was a waste of time..." Jam grumbled as he sat on the couch, trying
not to hear the noises of poor Ruby puking his guts out in the bathroom.
"I feel sorry for him." Nancy said. "He IS a little scatterbrained, and that
punch probably looked like cherry Kool-Aid to him...."
"I just think he's a dope." Linda said.
Nicole smacked Linda across the face.
"He's my boyfriend now, and I don't care whether you think he's stupid or
not, he's MY guy and I won't take any of your criticism." Nicole said to Linda.
"YOUR guy embarassed us in front of the entire resort building!!!" Linda
snapped back. "There's no trying to hide it! He's a dope!"
Linda and Nicole were immediately entangled in a catfight. It took all
the other Kids -excluding Ruby- to pull them apart.
"You'll see, one of these days he's going to be just as smart as any of us!"
Nicole yelled at Linda, who was being dragged away from the other Kids by Slash.
"I just wish I thought so..." Ruby thought as he lay curled up on the bath-
room floor.
Rated: PG for some crude humor
Notes: I'm just gonna skip the "I don't own Snobow Kids Plus" line because you all
already know I don't (and it's OBVIOUS) so bear with me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A/N: Ruby gets accidentally drunk in this chapter but it has nothing to do with
incidental drug use. As KittyCat said, I think alcohol should be outlawed.
ANOTHER Note: I don't own Touchstone Pictures' "What About Bob", even though that
is a hilarious movie and I wish I did have the genius to have come up with it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"What's it say?" Tommy asked, trying to see through the brim of his hat.
"Are you BLIND?!?" Slash said. "It says, Sunset Rock recreational area."
"Oh SORRY. I had no idea all our vision was supposed to be as good as
yours......" Tommy muttered.
"Why are you two so snippy?" Nancy asked. "We're here to have a good time.
Let's make the most of it."
"A GOOD TIME?!?" Nicole screeched. "You call running from the cops a good time?!?"
"Make that you THREE." Nancy corrected herself.
* * *
Inside the building, the Kids hadn't even walked through three rooms before
they came upon a big buffet table. Of course, Tommy ran forward.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" He yelled, grabbing a plate and knocking over/breaking
several others in the process. He turned around quickly and looked at Nancy.
"Food!" He said again.
"It sure is, Tommy." Nancy said.
"FOOD!" Tommy said again, louder.
Nancy shook her head. "Can't get over it, can ya?"
Ruby walked over to the table where they were serving drinks. He picked up
a plastic cup and filled it up in a bowl full of punch. He walked over to the other
Kids and began listening in on them.
"I still can't believe we're doing this." Linda sighed. "It seems like just
yesterday I was sitting in my bedroom talking on the phone with Nancy."
"It feels like I've been in my house listening to music and here the next."
Jam complained.
Ruby took a long drink from his glass. He got a puzzled look on his face,
licked his lips once or twice, then shook his head.
"Where are the drinks, Rube?" Jam asked.
"Over there." Ruby said, pointing to the table.
"I know this sounds crazy, but I'm having fun." Pamela said. "It's been
quite an adventure for me. I don't get to get out of the house too often nowadays,
and I think this is a lot of fun."
"Yeah, if you like being chased by badge-sporting pigs..." Jam laughed as he
walked back to the group.
"He he he he..." Ruby laughed.
"What is it?" Nicole asked him.
"Ha ha ha ha..!" Ruby kept going.
"What's so funny?" Nancy asked.
"Lookit MEEEEE!!!" Ruby said happily. "I am SUPERMAN!!!"
People sitting at nearby tables began looking at Ruby strangely.
"Uh, that's nice." Nancy said. "Anyway......"
Suddenly Ruby's eyes got all wide. He ran over to an old man by the buffet
table and began screaming at him.
"IT'S BABY'S PIZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Ruby wailed, then fell to the floor on his
arse and began fake sobbing.
By now everyone in the whole building was looking at Ruby and the Kids.
"SHUT UP!!!" Linda sassed.
"Ruby, what's wrong?" Nancy asked, concerned as usual.
A waiter walked up to the Kids. "May I ask what's going on?"
"Uh, he's here for the Special Olympics...." Slash said, jerking a thumb
in Ruby's direction.
"May I ask you to please take him somewhere else?" The waiter asked. The
sentence was sort of clipped by Ruby screaming 'I wanna give you a hug' to some lady
he didn't even know.
Linda picked up the glass that Ruby dropped and sniffed it. It smelled like
alcohol.
"Guys, I think Ruby's buzzed...." She muttered.
"WHAT?!?" The Kids said in unison.
"GIMME CRACKED CORN AND I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!" Ruby screeched in the
background.
The waiter was still standing there, waiting for the Kids to make a decision
and drag Ruby out of the building.
"We gotta get him out of here before he starts barfing." Tommy said.
"Right. But where are we gonna take him? We still need to sign up for a
room to rent..." Pamela explained.
"I AM THE WALRUS, KOO KOO KACHOO!!!!!" Ruby bawled in song.
"We gotta do something...." Nancy said, covering her ears.
By now every single person in the room (and some of the rooms adjoining it)
were laughing their heads off.
"We gotta get him out of here!" Tommy insisted.
"I know, I know!!!" Pamela replied. "Just calm down the staff and I'll make
sure he gets out of here with minimum fuss...."
"SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH...." Ruby began singing.
"We're dead." Slash said.
"Not yet." Pamela said, and gestured for Slash and Jam to drag Ruby out of
the dining room. She walked up to the manager, who was walking out of the men's
room.
"Pardon the calamity, but it's all being taken care of right now...." She
said.
"I sure hope it is," the manager said. "It sounds like the funny farm in here!"
By now the whole building's population of visitors was gathered around the
dining room and laughing so hard that some of them were gasping for air. Amongst
the laughing, Ruby added to the ruckus by randomly screaming parts from ballads
and songs in an obviously drunken fashion.
"C'mon Ruby..." Slash said while him and Jam attempted to pick up the
musclebound juvenile. "We're gonna get you out of here-"
"SPEC MY A-HO!!!!" Ruby screamed at Slash. Slash got blasted in the face
by a breeze of punch breath.
"Whatever that means, same to you. Now let's get you out of here-" Slash
mumbled.
"SAIL AWAY!!! SAIL AWAY!!! SAIL AWAY!!!" Ruby started chanting.
By now the entire building was in hysterics. The visitors were laughing,
the staff was laughing, even the crabby waiter and manager were laughing. Some of
the Kids couldn't help laughing either.
"DOC LEO MARVIN'S A GEEEEEENIUS, YOUR DEATH THERAPY CURED ME, YOU GEEEEEEE-
NIUS...." Ruby hollered amongst the laughing Kids and all the laughing people in
the building.
The Kids all walked out of the building with Ruby on their nerves and sweat-
drops on their heads.
* * *
"THAT was a waste of time..." Jam grumbled as he sat on the couch, trying
not to hear the noises of poor Ruby puking his guts out in the bathroom.
"I feel sorry for him." Nancy said. "He IS a little scatterbrained, and that
punch probably looked like cherry Kool-Aid to him...."
"I just think he's a dope." Linda said.
Nicole smacked Linda across the face.
"He's my boyfriend now, and I don't care whether you think he's stupid or
not, he's MY guy and I won't take any of your criticism." Nicole said to Linda.
"YOUR guy embarassed us in front of the entire resort building!!!" Linda
snapped back. "There's no trying to hide it! He's a dope!"
Linda and Nicole were immediately entangled in a catfight. It took all
the other Kids -excluding Ruby- to pull them apart.
"You'll see, one of these days he's going to be just as smart as any of us!"
Nicole yelled at Linda, who was being dragged away from the other Kids by Slash.
"I just wish I thought so..." Ruby thought as he lay curled up on the bath-
room floor.