Weekend at Tomoe's 2
Enishi finally found the man that would make his Jinchuu against the Battousai
possible. An acquaintance of Gein, now known as Dr. Geinenstein, has been enlisted by
Enishi to bring back his sister Tomoe from the grave. This strange dark priest entered
the room wearing strange beads and crowfeet symbols on his strange, brightly colored
garb. In a strange accept, he introducted himself as AhStin PohWa, and spoke much of
using his magical mojo to bring Tomoe back from the dead. The strange priest's banter
annoying him greatly, but he would do anything to bring his dear sister back. His
psychiatrist told him that it was unhealthy to obsess so much for his dead, elder sister, but
then of course that was before Enishi decapitated the dumb shrink. Killing the
psychiatrist was, of course, Battousai's fault for giving him an 'Oedipus complex' as Dr.
Fyord put it, whatever the hell that was. He never did explain it, spending most of his
time asking Enishi to describe her and tell him about his mother. And as the time flew
during the sessions, not to mention the money, all the not-so-dearly departed shrink
would do was jot down notes! The money required was insane. He wasn't made out of
battle ships, as everyone knew!
At the moment, the mad Dr. Geinenstien was examining his poor sister's cleaved
corpse, the mad doctor thankfully wearing his grim reaper getup. Enishi saw the old
doctor out of costume and the image of the old, liverspotted freak forever scarred his
memory, which was also Battousai's fault. 'Hmm', thought Enishi, 'seeing Geinenstein
out of costume SHOULD go on the list' and with that, Enishi took out his list of
grievances, and jotted line # 255 'Seeing Geinenstein out of costume'. Geinenstein's
hunchbacked assistant I-goh was holding his dear sister's detached torso letting
Geinenstein get a better look to see what would be needed. The priest was not needed
yet, which was a good thing. The man annoyed the hell out of Enishi with all his talk of
shagging and spending the majority of his off-time at pleasure quarters.
"Excellent condition! This corpse is in excellent condition! Just some magical
paste and the top and bottom halves will fit snug! Just…" and Geinenstein reached his
hands and tapped Tomoe's head slightly, "yes, was afraid of that. One of her lobes is
missing. It must have been my competitor, Kleinenstein!" the mad doctor ranted.
"I'm sorry Enishi, but we cannot do the procedure without another half a brain. We
must find a suitable donor! Come I-goh, there are other graves nearby!"
"No!" Enishi commanded. "I will not let some strange brain mingle with my
dear sister's."
"Then, where will we find a donor?" Geinenstein inquired. Then his face
brightened up. "I have just the one in mind. A woman who skewered her fiancee and
his lover with her katana. I hear she's about to commit sepukku now; if we get there just
in time..."
"No, I have a better idea," Enishi said, "I will donate one half of my brain to the
cause!" and with that statement, Enishi jammed his fingers into his ear and swished them
around for a while then yanked half his brain out. "Even with half a brain I will achieve
Jinchuu!"
Dr. Geinenstein looked at the offered lobe with a morbid fascination then pointed
out "Actually we need the left lobe, not right."
"Oh, my mistake then." Enishi said as he jammed his half-brain back into the ear
from wince it came, then jammed his fingers into his other ear and pulled out the other
half. "This better be the right side, I'm starting to get a headache."
"Oh yes!" Geinenstein said enthusiastically, "This will be perfect!"
"Good. Get my dear sister ready and get that priest friend of yours. I'm going
to take a nap." Enishi said as he walked back towards his mansion and took out his list
once more. "GrIeVaNcE # 256: lOsT hAlF mI bRaIn".
***
Enishi awoke when one of his servants shook his shoulder. In a clean and
practiced motion, the servant's head went flying. Enishi, now fully awake, took his list
out once more and jotted down '#257: Made me kill my assistant, #258: got blood all
over my clothes'. He sighed and thought that maybe any past and future incident
involving dry cleaning and killing someone when waking up should be clumped up into
one number, but then decided against it. As we wiped the blood off his glasses, he sat up
and walked out into the courtyard where Geinenstein and AhStin PohWa were busily
preparing for his dear sister's resurrection. His sister's lovely corpse sat remended by
the magical clay wearing the burial robes that were left on it. Enishi saw no signs of
where his half brain was put in his sister's skull, but that was for the better. He would
not wish for his sister's delicate features to be marred by that mad scientists's methods.
"Shagadelic setup, baby!" the mad priest said as he brought his strangely colored
symbols and draped them over his sister's head. "Now all I need to do is chant while the
groovy Doctor Geinenstein wires your shagadelic sister's body with the wires to get her
mojo flowing once more!"
Enishi grasped his fingers on the bridge of his nose, feeling the headache begin
once more. "Just bring her back, correctly mad priest, or the next resurrection you
perform will be your own"
"Ooh, don't be a total L 7, Enishi. Just sit right there and we'll get her mojo
going" the mad priest said. Enishi sat where instructed and watched as the mad priest
chanted "Shagadala, ragadala" repeatedly as he made humping motions towards the
corpse. Right when Enishi thought he was going to be sick of it, a bolt of lightning hit
the lightning rod Dr.Geinenstein constructed, and electricity arched into his sister's body.
With a loud gasp, her body sat up and Geinenstein cackled with a ferocity much more
frightening than the thunder.
"SHE'S ALIVE! ALIVE I TELL YOU! ALIIIIVE!" Geinenstein cackled.
"ALI… erk" Geinenstein's ravings of success were cut short when 'Tomoe' held a knife
against his throat.
"Will you SHUT UP?" Tomoe growled angrily. Enishi got up from his sitting
position and rushed to his sister.
"Oh dear sister, it is great to have you back!" Enishi said cheerfully. "Now we
may have our revenge against the Battousai."
"Sorry, but 'dear sister' isn't here yet it seems." Said 'Tomoe' with an evil smile
"Its just me, the other half of your brain, you loser." 'Tomoe' then grabbed her head and
shook it slightly. In a tone much softer and monotone, she said "Enishi, what am I doing
here?"
Enishi finally found the man that would make his Jinchuu against the Battousai
possible. An acquaintance of Gein, now known as Dr. Geinenstein, has been enlisted by
Enishi to bring back his sister Tomoe from the grave. This strange dark priest entered
the room wearing strange beads and crowfeet symbols on his strange, brightly colored
garb. In a strange accept, he introducted himself as AhStin PohWa, and spoke much of
using his magical mojo to bring Tomoe back from the dead. The strange priest's banter
annoying him greatly, but he would do anything to bring his dear sister back. His
psychiatrist told him that it was unhealthy to obsess so much for his dead, elder sister, but
then of course that was before Enishi decapitated the dumb shrink. Killing the
psychiatrist was, of course, Battousai's fault for giving him an 'Oedipus complex' as Dr.
Fyord put it, whatever the hell that was. He never did explain it, spending most of his
time asking Enishi to describe her and tell him about his mother. And as the time flew
during the sessions, not to mention the money, all the not-so-dearly departed shrink
would do was jot down notes! The money required was insane. He wasn't made out of
battle ships, as everyone knew!
At the moment, the mad Dr. Geinenstien was examining his poor sister's cleaved
corpse, the mad doctor thankfully wearing his grim reaper getup. Enishi saw the old
doctor out of costume and the image of the old, liverspotted freak forever scarred his
memory, which was also Battousai's fault. 'Hmm', thought Enishi, 'seeing Geinenstein
out of costume SHOULD go on the list' and with that, Enishi took out his list of
grievances, and jotted line # 255 'Seeing Geinenstein out of costume'. Geinenstein's
hunchbacked assistant I-goh was holding his dear sister's detached torso letting
Geinenstein get a better look to see what would be needed. The priest was not needed
yet, which was a good thing. The man annoyed the hell out of Enishi with all his talk of
shagging and spending the majority of his off-time at pleasure quarters.
"Excellent condition! This corpse is in excellent condition! Just some magical
paste and the top and bottom halves will fit snug! Just…" and Geinenstein reached his
hands and tapped Tomoe's head slightly, "yes, was afraid of that. One of her lobes is
missing. It must have been my competitor, Kleinenstein!" the mad doctor ranted.
"I'm sorry Enishi, but we cannot do the procedure without another half a brain. We
must find a suitable donor! Come I-goh, there are other graves nearby!"
"No!" Enishi commanded. "I will not let some strange brain mingle with my
dear sister's."
"Then, where will we find a donor?" Geinenstein inquired. Then his face
brightened up. "I have just the one in mind. A woman who skewered her fiancee and
his lover with her katana. I hear she's about to commit sepukku now; if we get there just
in time..."
"No, I have a better idea," Enishi said, "I will donate one half of my brain to the
cause!" and with that statement, Enishi jammed his fingers into his ear and swished them
around for a while then yanked half his brain out. "Even with half a brain I will achieve
Jinchuu!"
Dr. Geinenstein looked at the offered lobe with a morbid fascination then pointed
out "Actually we need the left lobe, not right."
"Oh, my mistake then." Enishi said as he jammed his half-brain back into the ear
from wince it came, then jammed his fingers into his other ear and pulled out the other
half. "This better be the right side, I'm starting to get a headache."
"Oh yes!" Geinenstein said enthusiastically, "This will be perfect!"
"Good. Get my dear sister ready and get that priest friend of yours. I'm going
to take a nap." Enishi said as he walked back towards his mansion and took out his list
once more. "GrIeVaNcE # 256: lOsT hAlF mI bRaIn".
***
Enishi awoke when one of his servants shook his shoulder. In a clean and
practiced motion, the servant's head went flying. Enishi, now fully awake, took his list
out once more and jotted down '#257: Made me kill my assistant, #258: got blood all
over my clothes'. He sighed and thought that maybe any past and future incident
involving dry cleaning and killing someone when waking up should be clumped up into
one number, but then decided against it. As we wiped the blood off his glasses, he sat up
and walked out into the courtyard where Geinenstein and AhStin PohWa were busily
preparing for his dear sister's resurrection. His sister's lovely corpse sat remended by
the magical clay wearing the burial robes that were left on it. Enishi saw no signs of
where his half brain was put in his sister's skull, but that was for the better. He would
not wish for his sister's delicate features to be marred by that mad scientists's methods.
"Shagadelic setup, baby!" the mad priest said as he brought his strangely colored
symbols and draped them over his sister's head. "Now all I need to do is chant while the
groovy Doctor Geinenstein wires your shagadelic sister's body with the wires to get her
mojo flowing once more!"
Enishi grasped his fingers on the bridge of his nose, feeling the headache begin
once more. "Just bring her back, correctly mad priest, or the next resurrection you
perform will be your own"
"Ooh, don't be a total L 7, Enishi. Just sit right there and we'll get her mojo
going" the mad priest said. Enishi sat where instructed and watched as the mad priest
chanted "Shagadala, ragadala" repeatedly as he made humping motions towards the
corpse. Right when Enishi thought he was going to be sick of it, a bolt of lightning hit
the lightning rod Dr.Geinenstein constructed, and electricity arched into his sister's body.
With a loud gasp, her body sat up and Geinenstein cackled with a ferocity much more
frightening than the thunder.
"SHE'S ALIVE! ALIVE I TELL YOU! ALIIIIVE!" Geinenstein cackled.
"ALI… erk" Geinenstein's ravings of success were cut short when 'Tomoe' held a knife
against his throat.
"Will you SHUT UP?" Tomoe growled angrily. Enishi got up from his sitting
position and rushed to his sister.
"Oh dear sister, it is great to have you back!" Enishi said cheerfully. "Now we
may have our revenge against the Battousai."
"Sorry, but 'dear sister' isn't here yet it seems." Said 'Tomoe' with an evil smile
"Its just me, the other half of your brain, you loser." 'Tomoe' then grabbed her head and
shook it slightly. In a tone much softer and monotone, she said "Enishi, what am I doing
here?"