Weekend at Tomoe's II

Alright! Lets see how the adventures continue!

Chapter 4- Committee of the Damned.

Tomoe stopped in the Akebeko early the next morning and sat at a
small private table while mumbling about Jinchuu. Tsubame walked over
to Tae and asked her employer, "Tae-san, who is that strange lady and
why does she want to give Kenshin a silver mouse?"

"Oh, she must be the lady that came from the dead that Kaoru-
chan mentioned!" Tae said happily. "I see she found the Committee of
the not so nice people!"

"The Committee of who?" Tsubame asked, confused.

"Several other ladies that have a strange anti-social tendancies
that makes them not very pleasant," Tae remarked. "Now lets serve some
customers!"

Tomoe sat down at the small table. To her left was a girl with
blue hair and red eyes. To her right was a priestess dressed from the
Sengoku period, and across the table was that girl dressed in a gaijin
fashion from the earlier chapter. "I understand..." Tomoe began, "that
you summoned me here."

"That is correct," the blue haired girl answered. "If I
understand properly, I now possess the other lobe of your brain. A mad
scientist named Gendostien used it. He noticed no change in my
personality thus kept it."

"I see. Who are you then?" Tomoe asked the priestess.

"I was a priestess that was tricked to hate my lover by an evil
demon, and then was killed. I was brought back using my bones and
earth. After I was brought back I sustained myself on the souls of the
dead and became some twisted woman that wants to bring my former lover
into hell." The priestess answered.

"Understandable," Tomoe nodded. "Why do you wish to meet?"

"HEY! I didn't introduce myself yet!" the rude short-haired
girl in gaijin clothing shouted. "I'm a girl from the future that seek
revenge against the woman who humiliated me and contaminate her
characterization with my own!"

"Alright alright!" Tomoe shouted, now under control of her evil
brother. "So what brings us here today?"

"We wish to," the bluehaired girl began before the angry girl
from the future interrupted her.

"HEEY! I'm the leader here!" the angry girl shouted. "Now we
have to destroy that girl's crediblity! Any suggestions?"

"Hey, I'm the one with authority here!" quasi-Tomoe shouted back
under Enishi's control. "I know! I'll let my dear sister cook for
the Battousai and lull his guard down so I can make the final strike!"

"That's it?" The priestess asked, unsatisfied. "No soul
stealers or dragging him down to hell?"

"No end of humanity?" the blue haired girl asked in a monotone
that rivaled Tomoe's.

"No giant mallets and rages?" the futuristic girl added.
"That's rather plain. Oh, I know! Get his guard down and then let US
get to work!"

***

Enishi let Tomoe have control and cook Kenshin dinner. "I
still don't wish to kill him you know," Tomoe said to her brother(and
herself technically). "But it has been a while since I cooked."

"This will be excellent," Enishi said within his new skull.
"Just serve him." Tomoe took the food and brought it to Kenshin who
was already eating a meal prepared by Kaoru.

"Himura, why are you eating that horrid poisonous food?" Tomoe
asked. Kaoru shot the woman a glare.

"Hey, if you don't like it, just don't eat it!" Kaoru retorted.

"Maa maa," Kenshin said. "Kaoru's food may not taste
restaurant grade, but it is sustinance," Kenshin sighed and added,
"But I will sample your cooking again, Tomoe." Kenshin took a smile
bite out of Tomoe's rice and gagged. "Oro! An EARTHWORM?"

"Ah, yes Himura! After being buried in the ground, I developed
a taste for dirt and worms. Please do try more!" Tomoe insisted.

"I'm feeling full right now!" Kenshin stuttered and ran away.

"This is your fault!" Tomoe shouted at Kaoru and attacked with
her chinese sword again. Kaoru easily dodged the strike and smacked
Tomoe's torso off her body.

Misao looked down at the upper torso of Tomoe at her feet and
shook her head. "You really shouldn't get Kaoru-san angry. I lived
in a restaurant/inn, I really don't know anymore... the anime says
restaurant, the manga said inn, all my life and it should be obvious to
not use worms in food!"

"I'll have Jinchuu on you next, you weasel child!" Enishi
shouted as he controlled his sister's vocal cords in rage. How dare
someone insult his sister's culinary skills.

"KECHO KICK!" Misao shouted as she punted Tomoe's upper torso
into the air. "Jinchuu THAT!" the itachi-onna shouted at the sailing
dot.

"Good kick, Misao," Aoshi said as he appeared from nowhere.
"But I fear you have sent the twisted Enishi-Tomoe combination right
towards the Committee of the Damned."

"Committee of the who?" Misao asked. "You weren't even in that
scene!"

"I have told you I read this story before, have I not?" Aoshi
responded.

***

Tomoe landed in the center of the Committee. "This seems
impossible," Tomoe remarked as she stood on her hands. "Anymore
suggestions?"

"Skewer him and his lover with a katana then bash them with a
mallet!" the girl from the future shouted... umm, suggested.

"Drag him to hell!" the priestess shouted.

"Turn all of mankind into a liquid-like paste," the bluehaired
girl added.

"Hit him with a rock!" a large man with gray leathery skin
shouted. The Committee turned and looked at the strange crocodile-like
man. "What? Ok, hit him with a BIG rock,"

***

How many cameos did you catch THIS time?