Weekend at Tomoe's 2
A Twisted Journey nears its end. Now This Pentogy shall go full
circle! Yes, I have Carmina Burana in the background.
Chapter 5
The Committee of the Damned prepared for one final assault on
the Kamiya Dojo. Tomoe stood in the lead with the other members right
behind her in single file... which looked strange since the girl with
the blue hair was in a giant bio-organic mech. As the dojo got into
sight, Enishi took over.
"CHARGE!" Enishi commanded. The damned women(and one crocodile
man) charged forward into battle. Before the battle began, the
crocodile man got infront of the dojo's gates.
"Stop this foolishness" he commanded. The crocodile man shed
his mask to reveal he was indeed Shinimori Aoshi! "Stop this
foolishness or natural order shall take over and your existance shall be
at risk.
The 4 women looked each eachother, their weapons(especially the
one in the giant mech) and LAUGHED at Aoshi. "You think you stand a
chance, unarmed, against US?" the violent girl from the future retorted.
"You seem like a bug to me!" The bluehaired girl shouted from
the loudspeaker rigged to her mech.
"An arrow has a distance advantage!" the semi-undead priestess
added.
"Get out of the way, or else I'll skewer you and add you as a
grievence!" Enishi shouted with his sister's voice. All the weapons
were drawn and Aoshi stepped aside from the gate.
"Do not say I did not warn you of what is to come..." Aoshi said
in a dark forboding fashion. The Committee of the Damned charged
forward for a few more meters until Kenshin opened up the gates.
"Oh great, another dojo attack," Kenshin said as he rolled his
eyes. "I wished not to do this, especially to ladies, but it seems I
have no choice." Kenshin unsheathed his sword and made a single, slow
swing. "Hiten Misturugi Ryuu, Automatic Proofread System," he
announced as he sheathed his sword. The women looked at him funny then
laughed.
Kenshin grinned at their laughter and joined in as well. The
laughter continued for a few moments until behind each cameo star a
minature black hole formed. The energy tendrils from within grabbed
the guest stars and slowly dragged them within.
"What sorcery is this?" the priestess shouted.
"That is a plothole," Kenshin answered. "By using the
proofreading system, the author decided your existance in this story is
a plothole, thus the anomoly shall be sucked back within to bring
stability once more."
"NO! I HAVE TO TURN HUMANITY INTO ORANGE GOO!" the girl within
the giant mech shouted as the mech tried to claw, unsuccessfully free
from the gravitational force of the plothole. Even the mighty force of
the then unknown 'field' around the mech wasn't powerful enough to stop
the sheer power of the plot hole and she too was sucked within.
"THIS ISN'T FAAIR!" the girl from the future cried. "You may
have stopped me this time, Kenshin, but I WILL Contaminate Kaoru's
characterization!" And with that, even she was sucked within.
Enishi/Tomoe now saw she was alone.
***
The mad priest AhStin PoWah returned to the Meiji Era, but far
from the crazy woman he once saw. He was attending a party in a foreign
country which is unknown to this author at the present time. "Ahh,
AhStin my boy, I wish for you to meet this charming japanese exchange
student. Her name is Kamatari,"
"Oh, that's no woman," AhStin retorted as he punched Kamatari.
"It's a MAN, baby!" As Kamatari flailed backward from the punch, his
victorian dress rose up to confirm the mad priest's assumption. The
crowd gasped in surprise and several of the other males Kamatari wooed
earlier that night vomited. "This is even crazier! I'm going back to
Japan!"
***
The Kenshingumi stood at the gates and waited for Tomoe to make
the next move. "Enishi, you cannot win this, so give up and let Tomoe
rest in peace!" Kenshin shouted.
"NEVER!" Enishi shouted back. Tomoe frowned slightly and
feared what would come next.
"Very well, you leave me no choice," Kenshin stated as he
unsheathed his sakabato and stuck it in the ground. Kenshin then
turned to Kaoru and said, "Gee Kaoru, I never knew what I saw in that
woman... sure she was ok a decade or so ago, but now she's psycho! I
can understand the need to be close to family, Enishi, but this is too
far. If this is what the two of you have become, then you are banished
from Kaoru's land!"
Enishi/Tomoe unsheathed her wattou and walked forward. "You
think you can stop me?" she shouted as she ran towards the opened gates.
In the instance she hit the area of the gates she bounced back. "What
is this?" she shouted, outraged.
"A barrier of good intentions. I suggest you leave," Kenshin
said.
"You can never make me leave!" Tomoe shouted. Before she
realized what happened she was picked off her feet and shoved into the
back of a pimpmobile.
"You're the closest thing to an eligible girl in this whole
story, luv, so you'll do!" AhStin PohWa said as he locked the doors,
pressed a few buttons and the wheels of the pimpmobile folded up and the
car lifted off. "I know it's a copyright infringement, but flying cars
are the gas, baby!"
The Kenshingumi watched in amazement as the flying pimpmobile
disappeared in a flash of light. "That's it?" Yahiko asked.
***
YUP! No wait, we need an ending? Really? That wasn't it? Ok
***
The flying pimpmobile paused in the timestream mere seconds
after entering it. "C'mon! I just fueled this thing!" AhStin shouted
as he turned the key and the engine turned over.
"Release me!" 'Tomoe shouted, tied up in the back seat.
"Not on your life! You're shagadelic!" The priest answered.
The pimpmobile refused to budge in the timestream and that's when a
giant entity in a pimping hat showed up and grabbed the car.
A strange shiny stoner on a surfboard hovered nearby and spoke
to the two in the vehicle. "The Devower of worlds demands a moonpie!"
And the whole multiverse face-faulted.
***
Ok, THAT'S the ending! http://www.majordamage.org/heroes.html
holds the secret to the last joke.
A Twisted Journey nears its end. Now This Pentogy shall go full
circle! Yes, I have Carmina Burana in the background.
Chapter 5
The Committee of the Damned prepared for one final assault on
the Kamiya Dojo. Tomoe stood in the lead with the other members right
behind her in single file... which looked strange since the girl with
the blue hair was in a giant bio-organic mech. As the dojo got into
sight, Enishi took over.
"CHARGE!" Enishi commanded. The damned women(and one crocodile
man) charged forward into battle. Before the battle began, the
crocodile man got infront of the dojo's gates.
"Stop this foolishness" he commanded. The crocodile man shed
his mask to reveal he was indeed Shinimori Aoshi! "Stop this
foolishness or natural order shall take over and your existance shall be
at risk.
The 4 women looked each eachother, their weapons(especially the
one in the giant mech) and LAUGHED at Aoshi. "You think you stand a
chance, unarmed, against US?" the violent girl from the future retorted.
"You seem like a bug to me!" The bluehaired girl shouted from
the loudspeaker rigged to her mech.
"An arrow has a distance advantage!" the semi-undead priestess
added.
"Get out of the way, or else I'll skewer you and add you as a
grievence!" Enishi shouted with his sister's voice. All the weapons
were drawn and Aoshi stepped aside from the gate.
"Do not say I did not warn you of what is to come..." Aoshi said
in a dark forboding fashion. The Committee of the Damned charged
forward for a few more meters until Kenshin opened up the gates.
"Oh great, another dojo attack," Kenshin said as he rolled his
eyes. "I wished not to do this, especially to ladies, but it seems I
have no choice." Kenshin unsheathed his sword and made a single, slow
swing. "Hiten Misturugi Ryuu, Automatic Proofread System," he
announced as he sheathed his sword. The women looked at him funny then
laughed.
Kenshin grinned at their laughter and joined in as well. The
laughter continued for a few moments until behind each cameo star a
minature black hole formed. The energy tendrils from within grabbed
the guest stars and slowly dragged them within.
"What sorcery is this?" the priestess shouted.
"That is a plothole," Kenshin answered. "By using the
proofreading system, the author decided your existance in this story is
a plothole, thus the anomoly shall be sucked back within to bring
stability once more."
"NO! I HAVE TO TURN HUMANITY INTO ORANGE GOO!" the girl within
the giant mech shouted as the mech tried to claw, unsuccessfully free
from the gravitational force of the plothole. Even the mighty force of
the then unknown 'field' around the mech wasn't powerful enough to stop
the sheer power of the plot hole and she too was sucked within.
"THIS ISN'T FAAIR!" the girl from the future cried. "You may
have stopped me this time, Kenshin, but I WILL Contaminate Kaoru's
characterization!" And with that, even she was sucked within.
Enishi/Tomoe now saw she was alone.
***
The mad priest AhStin PoWah returned to the Meiji Era, but far
from the crazy woman he once saw. He was attending a party in a foreign
country which is unknown to this author at the present time. "Ahh,
AhStin my boy, I wish for you to meet this charming japanese exchange
student. Her name is Kamatari,"
"Oh, that's no woman," AhStin retorted as he punched Kamatari.
"It's a MAN, baby!" As Kamatari flailed backward from the punch, his
victorian dress rose up to confirm the mad priest's assumption. The
crowd gasped in surprise and several of the other males Kamatari wooed
earlier that night vomited. "This is even crazier! I'm going back to
Japan!"
***
The Kenshingumi stood at the gates and waited for Tomoe to make
the next move. "Enishi, you cannot win this, so give up and let Tomoe
rest in peace!" Kenshin shouted.
"NEVER!" Enishi shouted back. Tomoe frowned slightly and
feared what would come next.
"Very well, you leave me no choice," Kenshin stated as he
unsheathed his sakabato and stuck it in the ground. Kenshin then
turned to Kaoru and said, "Gee Kaoru, I never knew what I saw in that
woman... sure she was ok a decade or so ago, but now she's psycho! I
can understand the need to be close to family, Enishi, but this is too
far. If this is what the two of you have become, then you are banished
from Kaoru's land!"
Enishi/Tomoe unsheathed her wattou and walked forward. "You
think you can stop me?" she shouted as she ran towards the opened gates.
In the instance she hit the area of the gates she bounced back. "What
is this?" she shouted, outraged.
"A barrier of good intentions. I suggest you leave," Kenshin
said.
"You can never make me leave!" Tomoe shouted. Before she
realized what happened she was picked off her feet and shoved into the
back of a pimpmobile.
"You're the closest thing to an eligible girl in this whole
story, luv, so you'll do!" AhStin PohWa said as he locked the doors,
pressed a few buttons and the wheels of the pimpmobile folded up and the
car lifted off. "I know it's a copyright infringement, but flying cars
are the gas, baby!"
The Kenshingumi watched in amazement as the flying pimpmobile
disappeared in a flash of light. "That's it?" Yahiko asked.
***
YUP! No wait, we need an ending? Really? That wasn't it? Ok
***
The flying pimpmobile paused in the timestream mere seconds
after entering it. "C'mon! I just fueled this thing!" AhStin shouted
as he turned the key and the engine turned over.
"Release me!" 'Tomoe shouted, tied up in the back seat.
"Not on your life! You're shagadelic!" The priest answered.
The pimpmobile refused to budge in the timestream and that's when a
giant entity in a pimping hat showed up and grabbed the car.
A strange shiny stoner on a surfboard hovered nearby and spoke
to the two in the vehicle. "The Devower of worlds demands a moonpie!"
And the whole multiverse face-faulted.
***
Ok, THAT'S the ending! http://www.majordamage.org/heroes.html
holds the secret to the last joke.