Chapter One
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"BREAK DOWN THE DOORS! FIND THE STASH AND ARREST THEIR ASSES!" A ministry agent shouted. This was the first strike against the Death Eaters since the tragedy at Hogwarts. The Malfoy Manor was being raided, again, for illegal possession of dark magical items.
The doors fell and the House Elves looked in shock as 50 heavily armed ministry agents stormed the room.
"UNDER THE DRAWING ROOM FLOOR!" One agent shouted.
"FOUND IT! Damn, there's more dark arts shit in here than there is furniture in my house!" Another agent exclaimed.
Lucious had finally come downstairs, dressed in a robe, and spilling his martini all over it. "WHAT IS THIS?!" He demanded, obviously not expecting the raid.
"Lucious Malfoy, you are hereby under arrest for illegal possession of Dark Magic relics and other various items. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say or do can and WILL be held against you in a court of law." The agent who had slapped the magical cuffs on Malfoy started reading the rights. "You have the right to an attorney. And if you get Johnny Cochran, I'll kick your ass!"
"Who's Johnny Cohcran?" An agent asked.
"OH, um, he's the muggle who got O.J. off."
"AH" All the agents in the room understood.
Amidst all the confusion and reporters for the Daily Prophet, Draco Malfoy, slipped into a secret tunnel under the mansion. He followed the tunnel to the Death Eaters meeting place. He summoned the Death Eaters and told them what had happened. The Death Eaters decided to break out Malfoy that night. Malfoy returned to the mansion, slipped back in un noticed, and watched as his father was taken away.
"It's all taken care of father." Malfoy sneered at one of the agents as he said this.