...
"I have to what?" Andy stammered.
"You have to help us stay alive, stupid." Faye sighed, seeing as Spike didn't feel like speaking at the moment.
"We're in space, right? I don't have a ship."
"Take the Hammer." Jet called from another corridor. "I'm staying aboard the Bebop."
"Er..." Andy said sheepishly. "Which one?" He glanced at Spike, who gave him a 'You're an idiot' look.
"That one." Spike pointed casually in the general direction of the Hammer's reflection, or would have if there had been a giant mirror on the opposite side of the hangar.
"Oh. Thanks."
[____________]
Spike was almost surprised to find a medium-sized Starfleet heading at him as he departed the Bebop. The Swordfish's systems had been repaired, but it would only be a matter of time before the "cold" struck again.
Meanwhile, as Spike, Faye, and Andy headed out to battle, Jet attempted to ask Ed a question.
"Ed? Is there a...uh...cure...for the...cold?"
"Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." She said with a grin.
"Ed."
"Yes? What does Jet Blacky-Black need?"
"A cure for the...cold." He wasn't getting anywhere.
"Plenty of liquids, rest! Always works."
"Ed. We're talking about the cold that affects spaceships."
"Plenty of liquids, rest! Always works."
"Ed! You're not getting it!"
"Getting what?"
"Never mind."
[____________]
Spike veered off course as the missile screamed by. It collided with the fighter behind him. He fired his machine gun at the missile's sender and took it out of the fight. Two more fighters approached him, but a pair of rockets set them flying.
"Saved you again, Spike." Andy sneered.
"Shut up." Spotting a group sneaking up behind his rival, he fired the energy cannon. The shot singed Andy and took out a majority of the group.
Andy voiced his opinions on the subject of irony.
Faye politely told him to shut up.
"That's funny..." murmured Spike.
"What?"
"My digital watch stopped..."
"This isn't really the time, Spike." Andy yelled. "We have more pressing troubles..."
"Andy," Said Spike. "You're an idiot." He slid on his helmet and ejected.
[___________]
"Ed." Jet said calmly. "How does one give 'plenty of fluids and rest' to a ship, if we aren't talking about fuel?"
"With a keyboard!" Shrieked Ed.
Jet, having nothing better to do, immediately entered 'Plenty of fluids and rest' into the Bebop's systems console.
The lights suddenly turned on, the engines revved up, and Ed's freaky smiley face lit up the monitors.
Yay!
"You have to help us stay alive, stupid." Faye sighed, seeing as Spike didn't feel like speaking at the moment.
"We're in space, right? I don't have a ship."
"Take the Hammer." Jet called from another corridor. "I'm staying aboard the Bebop."
"Er..." Andy said sheepishly. "Which one?" He glanced at Spike, who gave him a 'You're an idiot' look.
"That one." Spike pointed casually in the general direction of the Hammer's reflection, or would have if there had been a giant mirror on the opposite side of the hangar.
"Oh. Thanks."
[____________]
Spike was almost surprised to find a medium-sized Starfleet heading at him as he departed the Bebop. The Swordfish's systems had been repaired, but it would only be a matter of time before the "cold" struck again.
Meanwhile, as Spike, Faye, and Andy headed out to battle, Jet attempted to ask Ed a question.
"Ed? Is there a...uh...cure...for the...cold?"
"Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." She said with a grin.
"Ed."
"Yes? What does Jet Blacky-Black need?"
"A cure for the...cold." He wasn't getting anywhere.
"Plenty of liquids, rest! Always works."
"Ed. We're talking about the cold that affects spaceships."
"Plenty of liquids, rest! Always works."
"Ed! You're not getting it!"
"Getting what?"
"Never mind."
[____________]
Spike veered off course as the missile screamed by. It collided with the fighter behind him. He fired his machine gun at the missile's sender and took it out of the fight. Two more fighters approached him, but a pair of rockets set them flying.
"Saved you again, Spike." Andy sneered.
"Shut up." Spotting a group sneaking up behind his rival, he fired the energy cannon. The shot singed Andy and took out a majority of the group.
Andy voiced his opinions on the subject of irony.
Faye politely told him to shut up.
"That's funny..." murmured Spike.
"What?"
"My digital watch stopped..."
"This isn't really the time, Spike." Andy yelled. "We have more pressing troubles..."
"Andy," Said Spike. "You're an idiot." He slid on his helmet and ejected.
[___________]
"Ed." Jet said calmly. "How does one give 'plenty of fluids and rest' to a ship, if we aren't talking about fuel?"
"With a keyboard!" Shrieked Ed.
Jet, having nothing better to do, immediately entered 'Plenty of fluids and rest' into the Bebop's systems console.
The lights suddenly turned on, the engines revved up, and Ed's freaky smiley face lit up the monitors.
Yay!