Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Tamora Pierce books and if you think I do you
need your head examined. I do, however, own me, me, and this particular
show.
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's.
Audience: **unenthusiastically* Random Tamora Pierce Ranting.
Voice: Today's guest, utill we find a portal to Tortall.
Meric: That rhymes!
Serpent Mage: Where'd he come from?
Meric: **runs out the door*
Voice: As I was saying, today's guest will be Nile Serpent, here to talk with Serpent Mage until a Tortallan guest is found.
Serpent Mage: OK then, is it just me or.
Nile Serpent: It's just you.
Serpent Mage: **glares*
Nile Serpent: Well, you asked.
SM: Yes, but not you AND I wasn't finished yet.
NS: Oh.
SM: Now, is it just me or do the boys in the Tamora Pierce books seem nicer than real ones? Is it Tortallan boys or just made up boys? American boys are bloody jerks. Mithros, I love those British words.
NS: It's just you.
SM: **glares*
NS: Well, you asked.
SM: SHUT UP, NILE!
NS: Yes, Serpy.
SM: DON'T call me "Serpy"!
NS: Well, .
SM: Just shut up already!
NS: But was hired to talk.
SM: Talk, yes, but not to be a royal pain in the ass.
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
All Powerful Author SM: Quit it!
SM&NS: **cower in corner, get into another fight*
APASM: **sigh, zaps them with APA lightning*
Audience: YEAH!
SM&NS: OWIES!
APASM: That's what ya get for not cooperating.
NS: I quit.
Random Guy: WE FOUND A PORTAL TO WINDING CIRCLE TEMPLE!!!!
SM: YEAH!!
APASM: OK, TRIS!!
Tris: **appears, blink* Why am I on this show?
SM: Because I wanted you to be. I am the Nearly All Powerful Half Author, Serpent Mage!
Tris: Er...*creates storm* I WILL NOT BE SUBJCTED TO THIS!!
SM: Stop! My mom will kill me! Easy on the orchid!
Tris: ok, ok
APASM: Having trouble there, SERPY.
SM: DON"T CALL ME SERPY!
Tris: GET ME OUTA THIS MADHOUSE!!
Audience: **cracks up*
Tris: Wha, woah, you people scare me!
APASM: Serpy, Serpy, Serpy, Serpy...
SM: **attacks APASM*
Tris: BRIAR!! SAVE ME!!
Briar: I'm coming. **drops in from the ceiling, sees various plants* Oo, PLANTIES! **forgets Tris and goes to plants*
Tris: *grinds teeth*
APASM: This is getting funny.
Tris: Says you.
*all havoc breaks loose*
Tris: *storms left and right*
APASM: *Uses APASM lightning on Tris*
Tris: ITAI!!
SM: *slaps APASM* Don't zap Tris!
APASM: *slaps back*
Tris: *ignores all*
*SM & APASM have a slapping fight*
Tris:...
*large guard dog grabs Tris's arm*
Tris: AHHHHH
SM: *looking at large German Shepard* Aww, it's only Fluffy.
Tris: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
SM: What, that's her name. Here girl. *dog trots up to SM*
Tirs: *sniff* I'm allergic to dogs
*a cat rubs against Tris's leg*
Tris: I HAVE TO GO I HAVE To GO I HAVE TO GO ThANKS MITHROS!!!!
SM: He's a Torltallan god! You're not supposed to know about him!
Tris: Bye bye! *runs away from the insane people*
Tris: *long gone*
Ok, how do you like? Hopefully, I'll be able to write more. If you have an idea, please feel free to say it. I need all the help I can get. Please review, and while you're at it, read my other TP "story", Tamora Pierce Names According to My Computer.
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's.
Audience: **unenthusiastically* Random Tamora Pierce Ranting.
Voice: Today's guest, utill we find a portal to Tortall.
Meric: That rhymes!
Serpent Mage: Where'd he come from?
Meric: **runs out the door*
Voice: As I was saying, today's guest will be Nile Serpent, here to talk with Serpent Mage until a Tortallan guest is found.
Serpent Mage: OK then, is it just me or.
Nile Serpent: It's just you.
Serpent Mage: **glares*
Nile Serpent: Well, you asked.
SM: Yes, but not you AND I wasn't finished yet.
NS: Oh.
SM: Now, is it just me or do the boys in the Tamora Pierce books seem nicer than real ones? Is it Tortallan boys or just made up boys? American boys are bloody jerks. Mithros, I love those British words.
NS: It's just you.
SM: **glares*
NS: Well, you asked.
SM: SHUT UP, NILE!
NS: Yes, Serpy.
SM: DON'T call me "Serpy"!
NS: Well, .
SM: Just shut up already!
NS: But was hired to talk.
SM: Talk, yes, but not to be a royal pain in the ass.
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
NS: **mumbles*
SM: **glares*
All Powerful Author SM: Quit it!
SM&NS: **cower in corner, get into another fight*
APASM: **sigh, zaps them with APA lightning*
Audience: YEAH!
SM&NS: OWIES!
APASM: That's what ya get for not cooperating.
NS: I quit.
Random Guy: WE FOUND A PORTAL TO WINDING CIRCLE TEMPLE!!!!
SM: YEAH!!
APASM: OK, TRIS!!
Tris: **appears, blink* Why am I on this show?
SM: Because I wanted you to be. I am the Nearly All Powerful Half Author, Serpent Mage!
Tris: Er...*creates storm* I WILL NOT BE SUBJCTED TO THIS!!
SM: Stop! My mom will kill me! Easy on the orchid!
Tris: ok, ok
APASM: Having trouble there, SERPY.
SM: DON"T CALL ME SERPY!
Tris: GET ME OUTA THIS MADHOUSE!!
Audience: **cracks up*
Tris: Wha, woah, you people scare me!
APASM: Serpy, Serpy, Serpy, Serpy...
SM: **attacks APASM*
Tris: BRIAR!! SAVE ME!!
Briar: I'm coming. **drops in from the ceiling, sees various plants* Oo, PLANTIES! **forgets Tris and goes to plants*
Tris: *grinds teeth*
APASM: This is getting funny.
Tris: Says you.
*all havoc breaks loose*
Tris: *storms left and right*
APASM: *Uses APASM lightning on Tris*
Tris: ITAI!!
SM: *slaps APASM* Don't zap Tris!
APASM: *slaps back*
Tris: *ignores all*
*SM & APASM have a slapping fight*
Tris:...
*large guard dog grabs Tris's arm*
Tris: AHHHHH
SM: *looking at large German Shepard* Aww, it's only Fluffy.
Tris: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight
SM: What, that's her name. Here girl. *dog trots up to SM*
Tirs: *sniff* I'm allergic to dogs
*a cat rubs against Tris's leg*
Tris: I HAVE TO GO I HAVE To GO I HAVE TO GO ThANKS MITHROS!!!!
SM: He's a Torltallan god! You're not supposed to know about him!
Tris: Bye bye! *runs away from the insane people*
Tris: *long gone*
Ok, how do you like? Hopefully, I'll be able to write more. If you have an idea, please feel free to say it. I need all the help I can get. Please review, and while you're at it, read my other TP "story", Tamora Pierce Names According to My Computer.