Disclaimer: OK guys use your brains! What don't I own? That's right,
Daine and Numair. And who does? Correct again, Tamora Pierce. Oh, and
the little "That rhymes!" thing belongs to Lady Alehanra A.K.A Medusagrrl.
In case some of you read reviews, there is one person that writes almost demanding reviews. I actually write with her. Oh, and Lady Sandriline, I'm just writing in each character two by two, I will get the others in.
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's...
Audience: *talking in their sleep* Aww, shut up!
Voice: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting! Today's guest, now that we found a portal to Tortall...
Meric: That rhymes!
SM: I hope this won't become a habit.
Voice: ...is Numair Salmalin!
Audience: **cheers*
APASM: NUMAIR!
Numair: **appears* Hello, hello. *whips out mirror* I was told I was your special guest today *smoothes hair* I'm all ready for my fans now
APASM: *gives a half-cough half-laugh*
SM: DON'T LAUGH AT MY NUMY!!
Numair: I'm so loved. I'm so beautiful.
APASM: Great Mithros, he sounds like Gilderoy Lockhart, and I don't like Gilderoy Lockhart. (OK, I know, more into the Harry Potter books, but you must admit, if you read them, he really does.)
Numair: Who is this Gilderoy Lockhart?
APASM: Never mind, he's from a different book.
Numair: Any idea where Daine is?
SM: No.
Daine: I'm here, Numy.
Numair: Hiiii Daine!!!
SM: *whimper*
Numair: SM!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
SM: *happy again*
Daine: HEY!!! *pout*
SM: I don't think I want to be here right now.
APASM: Ignore her, Daine
KoK: I can get rid of her!! You want Daine out? I'd be only too glad!!
SM: No.
APASM: No, LEAVE!
Numair and Daine: HEY!!!
Numair and Daine: Yeah! You need us on the show
APASM: We sure do, other than me, you two are the only sane ones.
SM: HEY!!
Numair: And I am the most beautiful! *preens*
APASM: *dreamily* yes.... OH NO! IT"S SPREADING!!
KoK: these people are annoying
Numair: Out, creature
KoK: *pout*
APASM: Tell her Numair!
Numair: *says spells*
KoK: *flies into cyberspace somewhere*
APASM: YEAH!! SHE"S GONE!
Korin: I'm sane. Can I be on?
Numair: *dubious*
APASM: Yes
Daine: I want NO OTHER WOMEN ON THE SHOW!!!!
Korin: Relax
Daine: **turns into a big black snake*
Korin: **backs away slowly*
SM: **eyes light up* PRETTY SNAKIE!!
APASM: This is coming from someone who wants to kiss a cobra.
SM: **chases after Daine*
Daine: Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, hissssssssssssssssssss Translation: AHH! I'M BEEING CHASED BY A MAD WOMAN!! This was not exactly my plan!
Numair: I'll save you, Daine! **runs after Daine, blasts SM out of the way*
SM: OWIES!!!
Daine: Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Translation: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!
Numair: **gently lays cloth over Daine so that she can change back without being totally naked*
Daine: **changes back* Now, I'm going to get dressed. **walks away with her clothes*
Numair: **tries to follow*
SM: **grabs the back of his shirt, or whatever I should call it, and pulls him back* Oh, no you don't.
Numair: **struggling* Oh, yes I do.
Daine: **from off-"stage"* Oh, no you don't
Numair: **stops struggling*
APASM: Mithros, this is getting weird.
Korin: Getting? It's been weird for a while now.
APASM: True.
Sorry, that's all I can think of now. Oh, also, you can also send in questions for various characters and the cast (SM, APASM, and other random people (also known as ORP or RP)) will ask them to whoever it's for, next chapter I think maybe I could do Keladry and someone else. Okay, that was confusing, just review with questions (preferably emailed) for Kel and...ANYONE! WAIT! Now that I think of it I haven't fully read Lady Knight yet, so I can't answer things from that. Okay, NOW review.
In case some of you read reviews, there is one person that writes almost demanding reviews. I actually write with her. Oh, and Lady Sandriline, I'm just writing in each character two by two, I will get the others in.
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's...
Audience: *talking in their sleep* Aww, shut up!
Voice: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting! Today's guest, now that we found a portal to Tortall...
Meric: That rhymes!
SM: I hope this won't become a habit.
Voice: ...is Numair Salmalin!
Audience: **cheers*
APASM: NUMAIR!
Numair: **appears* Hello, hello. *whips out mirror* I was told I was your special guest today *smoothes hair* I'm all ready for my fans now
APASM: *gives a half-cough half-laugh*
SM: DON'T LAUGH AT MY NUMY!!
Numair: I'm so loved. I'm so beautiful.
APASM: Great Mithros, he sounds like Gilderoy Lockhart, and I don't like Gilderoy Lockhart. (OK, I know, more into the Harry Potter books, but you must admit, if you read them, he really does.)
Numair: Who is this Gilderoy Lockhart?
APASM: Never mind, he's from a different book.
Numair: Any idea where Daine is?
SM: No.
Daine: I'm here, Numy.
Numair: Hiiii Daine!!!
SM: *whimper*
Numair: SM!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
SM: *happy again*
Daine: HEY!!! *pout*
SM: I don't think I want to be here right now.
APASM: Ignore her, Daine
KoK: I can get rid of her!! You want Daine out? I'd be only too glad!!
SM: No.
APASM: No, LEAVE!
Numair and Daine: HEY!!!
Numair and Daine: Yeah! You need us on the show
APASM: We sure do, other than me, you two are the only sane ones.
SM: HEY!!
Numair: And I am the most beautiful! *preens*
APASM: *dreamily* yes.... OH NO! IT"S SPREADING!!
KoK: these people are annoying
Numair: Out, creature
KoK: *pout*
APASM: Tell her Numair!
Numair: *says spells*
KoK: *flies into cyberspace somewhere*
APASM: YEAH!! SHE"S GONE!
Korin: I'm sane. Can I be on?
Numair: *dubious*
APASM: Yes
Daine: I want NO OTHER WOMEN ON THE SHOW!!!!
Korin: Relax
Daine: **turns into a big black snake*
Korin: **backs away slowly*
SM: **eyes light up* PRETTY SNAKIE!!
APASM: This is coming from someone who wants to kiss a cobra.
SM: **chases after Daine*
Daine: Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, hissssssssssssssssssss Translation: AHH! I'M BEEING CHASED BY A MAD WOMAN!! This was not exactly my plan!
Numair: I'll save you, Daine! **runs after Daine, blasts SM out of the way*
SM: OWIES!!!
Daine: Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Translation: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!
Numair: **gently lays cloth over Daine so that she can change back without being totally naked*
Daine: **changes back* Now, I'm going to get dressed. **walks away with her clothes*
Numair: **tries to follow*
SM: **grabs the back of his shirt, or whatever I should call it, and pulls him back* Oh, no you don't.
Numair: **struggling* Oh, yes I do.
Daine: **from off-"stage"* Oh, no you don't
Numair: **stops struggling*
APASM: Mithros, this is getting weird.
Korin: Getting? It's been weird for a while now.
APASM: True.
Sorry, that's all I can think of now. Oh, also, you can also send in questions for various characters and the cast (SM, APASM, and other random people (also known as ORP or RP)) will ask them to whoever it's for, next chapter I think maybe I could do Keladry and someone else. Okay, that was confusing, just review with questions (preferably emailed) for Kel and...ANYONE! WAIT! Now that I think of it I haven't fully read Lady Knight yet, so I can't answer things from that. Okay, NOW review.