AUTHOR NOTE: Okay, first off I am not a Jew. So this song is kind of void to me. Its just a bit of comedy. Okay, so just remember I am nt a Jew! Dont get me wrong, I got nothing against the Jewish religion and race. Its all beuano by me, but I just dont want anyone to mistake me for a Jew because I am not! so in recap: I AM NOT A JEW! But anyways, tell me what you think!

DEDICATION: This is dedicated to Joy-Girl. She makes a cameo in this later on!



Hanakah is the festivel of lights Instead of one days of presents, we get eight crazy nights So if you feel like the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree Here's a list of Pokemon characters who be Jewish, just like you and me

Misty Waterflower, drinks myholinc wine Then she spins a dradle with Delia and Mr. Mime

We also got Kingler and his first form, Krabby Professor Oak is a quater Jewish. Not to shabby.

Officer Jenny is Jewish. Nurse Joy is to. Put them together, what a sexy lking Jew!

Put on that Yamika. It's time for Hanakah! Lets watch Whitney-anaka make love t Brock-anaka!

Jessie is a bitch, but still a Jew. By the way I hear she has sex with Tentacruel.

Speaking of Pokemon sex, there is the Kew Casey. I've seen her getting it on with her Bayleefy!

Of the bug element, a Jew is Spinarak. Ash Ketchum is a Jew and Misty says he's a God in the sack!

Put on that Yamika! It's time for Hanakah! Duplica is a Jewish slutika and James likes it in the buttika!

Liutenet Surge... NOT A JEW! But guess who is, its little Pikachu!

Gary was born a Jew. Then he wasn't but now he's back. Giovanis a Jew with impotence so he's always slack.

Fan Fiction author Joy-Girl is a Jew, for this pain soon I'll feel Prima is also a Jew and yes her boobs are real!

Put on that Yamika! Its time for Hanakah! Joy-girl's going to kill me-aka when she reads this-aka! So I'm going to go smoke my Marijuanaka! HAVE A HAPPY HAPY HANAKAH!



Well that's the end. I don't mean to offend any of you Jews out there, you know? I just wrote this for a laugh. So if you take offense to my Pokemon Hanakah song I am sorry. But chill out though! It's just a joke song! You dont need to get so pissy about it!

Well I guess that is all for now, so adios auvior sayanora bye bye bye and I stop pumping up the words in this fic... right... about,,, now!

Mike