Disclaimer: I didn't get any question reviews or emails quick enough so
I'm just continuing now.
APASM: **glares at Disclaimer* That was the author's note, not the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: Oh.
APASM: You already know what the disclaimer is SUPPOSED to say so, VOICE!
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's...
Random Audience Guy 1: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting!
RAG2: Aw, shut up!
RAG1: Make me!
RAG2: I will!
**RAG1 and RAG2 get in a fight*
Voice: And today's guests are Alanna and Zek!
RAG3: **only one clapping*
Zek and Alanna: *bow, as much as a monkey and a person in full armor can*
APASM: *to Alanna* How would you like to wear something more comfortable?
Alanna: Yeah, thanks
Zek: *bounces around the room and crawls up on SM's head*
APASM: Just back there *off stage to right*
Alanna: Okay *exits stage-right*
SM: **very annoyed*
APASM: Now, how are we going to talk to a Carthaki monkey?
Zek: *totally oblivious* *bounce*
SM: CAN YOU QUIT IT!!
Zek: *bounce*
SM: I know a lovely recipe for MONKEY SOUP!
Zek: *freezes*
SM: **happy*
Zek: *collapses in shock*
SM: *really happy*
Alanna: *re-enters* Daine won't be happy.
APASM: ** revives Zek with her goddess-like powers*
Zek: *bounces on APASM's head*
APASM: See, Serpent Mage? I'm perfectly calm. My thoughts are very violent, but I'm not.
Korin: *flashes peace sigh at her* True pacifist!!!!
Alanna: Who are you and should you be here?
APASM: **Zek still bouncing* She is Korin, and yes, she should be here.
Korin: *bows*
Zek: *bounce*
Alanna: *stare*
APASM: Zek, will you please stop, I'm getting a headache
Zek: *stops*curls up and falls asleep on APASM's head*chatters*
Translating machine AKA Daine in a box: He said soft
APASM: Well, at least he isn't bouncing.
TMAKADIAB: He also said your hair is pretty
APASM: Thank you, Zek.
TMAKADIAB: He said "doitashimashite"
Korin: He said "You're welcome"
Alanna: Where did the monkey learn whatever language that is?
APASM: My question exacly.
Korin: Well, we were backstage together before the production started. And that's my language. Call it Nihongo
Audience: **snoring*
Korin: *clashes cymbals together*
A: HEY!
Korin: *gringrin* Kekekekekeke
Zek and Alanna: *buggy eyes*
SM: Can I quit?
APASM: No.
SM: Please?
APASM: No.
Korin: You don't like us?
SM: I don't like order I like total CHAOS! And this isn't as chaotic as usual.
Korin: *blink blink* Call in KoK, Queen of Chaos
Chaos: Someone call?
SM: Yes! This place needs chaos!
APASM: You mean a monkey bouncing on my head wasn't chaos?
SM: Not enough.
Alanna: Why was I brought to this madhouse?
APASM: Because there was a glimmer of hope that Serpent wouldn't turn it into a madhouse, but as I said, only a glimmer.
Alanna: Not even that.
APASM: True.
That's all we can think of, so this chapter is officially done. Please review!
APASM: **glares at Disclaimer* That was the author's note, not the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: Oh.
APASM: You already know what the disclaimer is SUPPOSED to say so, VOICE!
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's...
Random Audience Guy 1: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting!
RAG2: Aw, shut up!
RAG1: Make me!
RAG2: I will!
**RAG1 and RAG2 get in a fight*
Voice: And today's guests are Alanna and Zek!
RAG3: **only one clapping*
Zek and Alanna: *bow, as much as a monkey and a person in full armor can*
APASM: *to Alanna* How would you like to wear something more comfortable?
Alanna: Yeah, thanks
Zek: *bounces around the room and crawls up on SM's head*
APASM: Just back there *off stage to right*
Alanna: Okay *exits stage-right*
SM: **very annoyed*
APASM: Now, how are we going to talk to a Carthaki monkey?
Zek: *totally oblivious* *bounce*
SM: CAN YOU QUIT IT!!
Zek: *bounce*
SM: I know a lovely recipe for MONKEY SOUP!
Zek: *freezes*
SM: **happy*
Zek: *collapses in shock*
SM: *really happy*
Alanna: *re-enters* Daine won't be happy.
APASM: ** revives Zek with her goddess-like powers*
Zek: *bounces on APASM's head*
APASM: See, Serpent Mage? I'm perfectly calm. My thoughts are very violent, but I'm not.
Korin: *flashes peace sigh at her* True pacifist!!!!
Alanna: Who are you and should you be here?
APASM: **Zek still bouncing* She is Korin, and yes, she should be here.
Korin: *bows*
Zek: *bounce*
Alanna: *stare*
APASM: Zek, will you please stop, I'm getting a headache
Zek: *stops*curls up and falls asleep on APASM's head*chatters*
Translating machine AKA Daine in a box: He said soft
APASM: Well, at least he isn't bouncing.
TMAKADIAB: He also said your hair is pretty
APASM: Thank you, Zek.
TMAKADIAB: He said "doitashimashite"
Korin: He said "You're welcome"
Alanna: Where did the monkey learn whatever language that is?
APASM: My question exacly.
Korin: Well, we were backstage together before the production started. And that's my language. Call it Nihongo
Audience: **snoring*
Korin: *clashes cymbals together*
A: HEY!
Korin: *gringrin* Kekekekekeke
Zek and Alanna: *buggy eyes*
SM: Can I quit?
APASM: No.
SM: Please?
APASM: No.
Korin: You don't like us?
SM: I don't like order I like total CHAOS! And this isn't as chaotic as usual.
Korin: *blink blink* Call in KoK, Queen of Chaos
Chaos: Someone call?
SM: Yes! This place needs chaos!
APASM: You mean a monkey bouncing on my head wasn't chaos?
SM: Not enough.
Alanna: Why was I brought to this madhouse?
APASM: Because there was a glimmer of hope that Serpent wouldn't turn it into a madhouse, but as I said, only a glimmer.
Alanna: Not even that.
APASM: True.
That's all we can think of, so this chapter is officially done. Please review!