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APASM: WAKE UP IDIOT DISCLAIMER!!
Disclaimer: AHHH!! I do not own any characters that you may recognize. Happy?
APASM: **content* Yes.
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mages kitchen, it's...
Audience: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting, now SHUT UP!
V: Today's guests are Kink Jonathan of Conte and George Cooper.
SM: **cracks up* KINK Jonathan!! That's FUNNY!!
APASM: **snaps fingers, Jon and George arrive*
Jon: Hello
George: More adventures, have we? What do you call this place?
SM: THE TORTURE CHAMBER! **evil laugh*
APASM: **not amused* With you around, that's about right.
SM: HEY!!!!!!!!
George: Woah
Jon: Are you SURE we came to the right address?
George: Well, I WAS
APASM: Pay no attention to her, she's still on medication.
Jon: Understadable
SM: HEY!! They let me out of the nut hose, did they not?
APASM: The did not "let you out" you escaped.
George:*eyes widen*
APASM: **to George* And I'm stuck with this nearly 24 hour a day, it's a supprise I"M not in the nuthouse.
George: I could understand that. Certainly seems like the basis for one
SM: ** standing next to a potal to Tortall* I found a portal to Tortall, and now that there is no king there, I"M GOING TO TAKE OVER TORTALL!!! **evil laugh, jumps through portal, portal shuts*
APASM: That is so like her
Jon: WAIT!! WHAT'S SHE DOING???? My kingdom!!
APASM: Not to worry, come on. **opens portal, jumps through*
Jon: Wha'ts she doing, what's she doing?
APASM: **comes back and draggs Jon and George back through the portal*
G&J: Gyahhh!
APASM: **talking on cell phone* Get Alanna, Keladry, Raoul, and any other knights that you can get, we have a madwoman loose in Corus.
Jon: Darn right you do!!
APASM: **still talking on cell phone* And she has a book of matches and some deisel, she is very dangerous with fire.
**nice men in white coats soon arrive*
George: Thank Mithros!!!
APASM: **to Jon* Don't worry, we should have her before she burns the palace down.
Jon: WHAT??? There's a possibility?? GAHHHHHH!! nooooooO!!!
APASM: **on cell phone* Yes, we need fire extinguishers and water! **gets off cell phone* ** army of knights and firemen arrive*
Jon: My poor, poor palace *sob*
APASM: **comforting Jon* Don't worry, we'll have her **sudden thought* Uh oh.
Jon: What is it and then don't tell me!
APASM: Is Thayet In the palace?
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breaks down*
APASM: Is that no as in she isn't?
George: She is.
APASM: Serpent likes to try and kill all royalty that she can if she tries to take over someplace, and I do strongly believe that she is in the palace.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
APASM: And where is Thayet exactly? We really need to get to her.
Jon: Bedroom. She would be changing for lunch about now, we were gonna go riding
APASM: **sprouts wings, grabbs Jon and George, flies towards palace bedroom*
George: Kewl!!
APASM: **reaches palace bedroom, finds Thayet dead but still warm* That's 10 years prison, too.
Jon: MY WIFE!
George: Uh-oh
APASM: Easy, I'm the All Powerfull Author, I have special goddess-like powers and can easily bring someone back from the dead.
Jon: THANK YOU!! *Hugs and kisses her*
APASM: Save it for your wife.
Jon: *bluuuuuuush*
APASM: I'll have to tell Thayet this. **brings Thayet back*
Thayet: Who was that mad woman?
George: You don't want to know
APASM: **to Thayet* Don't be suprised if you die again. You should have seen Jon's face just a minute ago. **tells thayet what recently happened*
Thayet: **cracks up*
Jon: *burries head in hand*
APASM: **tells Thayet about how upset Jon was when she was found dead*
Thayet: How sweet. **kisses Jon*
Jon: *blushes again*
SM: Okay, break it up. **kills Jon*
APASM: **uses goddess-like powers to freeze SM on the spot* By the way, a reviewer says hello, Serpy
SM: **growls because she can't do anything else*
APASM: **brings Jon back*
**nice men in white coats take the unfrozen SM away to a nice padded non- flammable cell*
APASM: **to Jon, George, and Thayet * Shall we go back to America for a nice cup of coffee?
J, G, &T: Yes.
THREE PAGES LONG! Korin and I got a bit carried away. I really enjoyed worrying Jon half to death. Serpent Mage has been taken away but there cannot be a single chapter without the insanity of SM, SHE"LL BE BACK!
Okay, now that you read, REVIEW! Or I'll sick SM on you.
SM: **growling and ready to bite*
OH, and PLEASE read my story, False Beliefs.
APASM: WAKE UP IDIOT DISCLAIMER!!
Disclaimer: AHHH!! I do not own any characters that you may recognize. Happy?
APASM: **content* Yes.
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mages kitchen, it's...
Audience: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting, now SHUT UP!
V: Today's guests are Kink Jonathan of Conte and George Cooper.
SM: **cracks up* KINK Jonathan!! That's FUNNY!!
APASM: **snaps fingers, Jon and George arrive*
Jon: Hello
George: More adventures, have we? What do you call this place?
SM: THE TORTURE CHAMBER! **evil laugh*
APASM: **not amused* With you around, that's about right.
SM: HEY!!!!!!!!
George: Woah
Jon: Are you SURE we came to the right address?
George: Well, I WAS
APASM: Pay no attention to her, she's still on medication.
Jon: Understadable
SM: HEY!! They let me out of the nut hose, did they not?
APASM: The did not "let you out" you escaped.
George:*eyes widen*
APASM: **to George* And I'm stuck with this nearly 24 hour a day, it's a supprise I"M not in the nuthouse.
George: I could understand that. Certainly seems like the basis for one
SM: ** standing next to a potal to Tortall* I found a portal to Tortall, and now that there is no king there, I"M GOING TO TAKE OVER TORTALL!!! **evil laugh, jumps through portal, portal shuts*
APASM: That is so like her
Jon: WAIT!! WHAT'S SHE DOING???? My kingdom!!
APASM: Not to worry, come on. **opens portal, jumps through*
Jon: Wha'ts she doing, what's she doing?
APASM: **comes back and draggs Jon and George back through the portal*
G&J: Gyahhh!
APASM: **talking on cell phone* Get Alanna, Keladry, Raoul, and any other knights that you can get, we have a madwoman loose in Corus.
Jon: Darn right you do!!
APASM: **still talking on cell phone* And she has a book of matches and some deisel, she is very dangerous with fire.
**nice men in white coats soon arrive*
George: Thank Mithros!!!
APASM: **to Jon* Don't worry, we should have her before she burns the palace down.
Jon: WHAT??? There's a possibility?? GAHHHHHH!! nooooooO!!!
APASM: **on cell phone* Yes, we need fire extinguishers and water! **gets off cell phone* ** army of knights and firemen arrive*
Jon: My poor, poor palace *sob*
APASM: **comforting Jon* Don't worry, we'll have her **sudden thought* Uh oh.
Jon: What is it and then don't tell me!
APASM: Is Thayet In the palace?
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breaks down*
APASM: Is that no as in she isn't?
George: She is.
APASM: Serpent likes to try and kill all royalty that she can if she tries to take over someplace, and I do strongly believe that she is in the palace.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
APASM: And where is Thayet exactly? We really need to get to her.
Jon: Bedroom. She would be changing for lunch about now, we were gonna go riding
APASM: **sprouts wings, grabbs Jon and George, flies towards palace bedroom*
George: Kewl!!
APASM: **reaches palace bedroom, finds Thayet dead but still warm* That's 10 years prison, too.
Jon: MY WIFE!
George: Uh-oh
APASM: Easy, I'm the All Powerfull Author, I have special goddess-like powers and can easily bring someone back from the dead.
Jon: THANK YOU!! *Hugs and kisses her*
APASM: Save it for your wife.
Jon: *bluuuuuuush*
APASM: I'll have to tell Thayet this. **brings Thayet back*
Thayet: Who was that mad woman?
George: You don't want to know
APASM: **to Thayet* Don't be suprised if you die again. You should have seen Jon's face just a minute ago. **tells thayet what recently happened*
Thayet: **cracks up*
Jon: *burries head in hand*
APASM: **tells Thayet about how upset Jon was when she was found dead*
Thayet: How sweet. **kisses Jon*
Jon: *blushes again*
SM: Okay, break it up. **kills Jon*
APASM: **uses goddess-like powers to freeze SM on the spot* By the way, a reviewer says hello, Serpy
SM: **growls because she can't do anything else*
APASM: **brings Jon back*
**nice men in white coats take the unfrozen SM away to a nice padded non- flammable cell*
APASM: **to Jon, George, and Thayet * Shall we go back to America for a nice cup of coffee?
J, G, &T: Yes.
THREE PAGES LONG! Korin and I got a bit carried away. I really enjoyed worrying Jon half to death. Serpent Mage has been taken away but there cannot be a single chapter without the insanity of SM, SHE"LL BE BACK!
Okay, now that you read, REVIEW! Or I'll sick SM on you.
SM: **growling and ready to bite*
OH, and PLEASE read my story, False Beliefs.