Disclaimer: do I really need a disclaimer?
Sorry I didn't get this chapter out A LOT sooner. With school and being out nearly ALL weekend, I didn't have time last week or the week before. Expect a new chapter every week or two. Now, on with the show!
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's...
Audience:
Voice: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting! And today's guests are, Numair and Ozone! No, Orzone! That isn't right, what was it?
All Powerful Author Serpent Mage (APASM): Ozorne, it's Ozorne.
Voice: Thank you, Ozorne!
APASM: **snaps fingers, Numair and Ozone arrive**
Ozone: OZORNE! Not Ozone, OZORNE!
Serpent Mage (SM): **evil glint in her eye** Yes, Emperor OSBORNE!
Ozone: NOT OZONE OR OSBORNE! OZORNE!!!!!!!!
Numair: **cracking up**
Ozorne: Think it's funny do you? Well take that! **throws ball of magic at Numair**
Numair: **doges it, throws ball of magic at Ozorne**
**Numair and Ozorne get in a fight and throw balls of magic at each other**
SM: **eating popcorn** Go Numy!
APASM: **sitting calmly, legs crossed** As long as they don't burn down the kitchen, I'm actually enjoying this.
Ozorne: **accidentally hits APASM with magic**
APASM: Okay! That means war! **hits Ozorne with all powerful author magic**
SM: The plot thickens.
Everyone: **stopping** Huh? What plot?
SM: True, now go back to your fighting.
APASM, Ozone, & Numair: **go back to fighting, APASM along side Numair, of coarse**
SM: **slips silently back through portal to Tortall**
APASM: **notices and stops fight*calmly** Serpent is trying to take over Tortall again. She did this last episode, too. Numair, would you come with me? I'll have a guard with the Gift look after Ozorne.
Guard with Gift (GWG): **enters** AAHKKKKK! It smells like something died in here!
Numair: That would be him. **points to Ozorne**
Ozorne: I do not appreciate remarks about being a "stinky stormwing"
Numair: Well, to bad. **mutters** Stinky stormwing.
Ozorne: **gives Numair a nasty cut on the cheek in an attempt to slap him**
Numair: **clutching bleeding cheek** Why, you little...
Korin: Won't you two just quit it! You two don't have to be friends, which I know you'll never be...
Ozorne: Damn straight.
Korin: **ignoring Ozorne**...but you could a least not fight.
APASM: Very true, Korin. Come here, Numair, before you bleed to death.
Numair: **comes, grumbling**
APASM: **reaches over to Numair (she's quite tall), examines wound** This will take a while, wounds from immortals are hard for me to mend.
Meanwhile in a Corus shop....
SM: **thinks to self** "I knew that exchanging all that American money for Tortallan money would pay off." **finds a beautifull turquoise and gold dress** **thinks** "a perfect disguise for taking the throne" **buys it**
Back in SM's kitchen...
APASM: **finishes up healing wound* Okay, lets go. **shoves Numair and Ozorne through the portal and jumps through herself*
To Be Continued
Sorry this chapter wasn't as funny and finish with "to be continued" but I had very little inspiration. If anyone has any ideas please tell me. Chapter after next will feature Sandry and Daja. If you have any questions for them or ideas for that chapter they are warmly excepted.
Sorry I didn't get this chapter out A LOT sooner. With school and being out nearly ALL weekend, I didn't have time last week or the week before. Expect a new chapter every week or two. Now, on with the show!
Voice: And now, live from Serpent Mage's kitchen, it's...
Audience:
Voice: Random Tamora Pierce Ranting! And today's guests are, Numair and Ozone! No, Orzone! That isn't right, what was it?
All Powerful Author Serpent Mage (APASM): Ozorne, it's Ozorne.
Voice: Thank you, Ozorne!
APASM: **snaps fingers, Numair and Ozone arrive**
Ozone: OZORNE! Not Ozone, OZORNE!
Serpent Mage (SM): **evil glint in her eye** Yes, Emperor OSBORNE!
Ozone: NOT OZONE OR OSBORNE! OZORNE!!!!!!!!
Numair: **cracking up**
Ozorne: Think it's funny do you? Well take that! **throws ball of magic at Numair**
Numair: **doges it, throws ball of magic at Ozorne**
**Numair and Ozorne get in a fight and throw balls of magic at each other**
SM: **eating popcorn** Go Numy!
APASM: **sitting calmly, legs crossed** As long as they don't burn down the kitchen, I'm actually enjoying this.
Ozorne: **accidentally hits APASM with magic**
APASM: Okay! That means war! **hits Ozorne with all powerful author magic**
SM: The plot thickens.
Everyone: **stopping** Huh? What plot?
SM: True, now go back to your fighting.
APASM, Ozone, & Numair: **go back to fighting, APASM along side Numair, of coarse**
SM: **slips silently back through portal to Tortall**
APASM: **notices and stops fight*calmly** Serpent is trying to take over Tortall again. She did this last episode, too. Numair, would you come with me? I'll have a guard with the Gift look after Ozorne.
Guard with Gift (GWG): **enters** AAHKKKKK! It smells like something died in here!
Numair: That would be him. **points to Ozorne**
Ozorne: I do not appreciate remarks about being a "stinky stormwing"
Numair: Well, to bad. **mutters** Stinky stormwing.
Ozorne: **gives Numair a nasty cut on the cheek in an attempt to slap him**
Numair: **clutching bleeding cheek** Why, you little...
Korin: Won't you two just quit it! You two don't have to be friends, which I know you'll never be...
Ozorne: Damn straight.
Korin: **ignoring Ozorne**...but you could a least not fight.
APASM: Very true, Korin. Come here, Numair, before you bleed to death.
Numair: **comes, grumbling**
APASM: **reaches over to Numair (she's quite tall), examines wound** This will take a while, wounds from immortals are hard for me to mend.
Meanwhile in a Corus shop....
SM: **thinks to self** "I knew that exchanging all that American money for Tortallan money would pay off." **finds a beautifull turquoise and gold dress** **thinks** "a perfect disguise for taking the throne" **buys it**
Back in SM's kitchen...
APASM: **finishes up healing wound* Okay, lets go. **shoves Numair and Ozorne through the portal and jumps through herself*
To Be Continued
Sorry this chapter wasn't as funny and finish with "to be continued" but I had very little inspiration. If anyone has any ideas please tell me. Chapter after next will feature Sandry and Daja. If you have any questions for them or ideas for that chapter they are warmly excepted.