Chapter 2: Jounouchi and Seto's Christmas Confession
AN: This will be a Christmas special since it's getting close to Christmas. And I warn you, this is my FIRST yaoi fanfic, so if you have a problem with this you better leave. Because it WILL contain kissing and sex. And it WILL probably be done a lot by some of the gay characters. Now, I warn you one more time…if you can't handle it you need to leave…okay, now on to the story.
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It was a normal day in the freaky world of Blue's Clues. It was getting near Christmas and people were starting to miss their friends. Let's take Bakura for example….Bakura always laid in a fetal position singing "I want Malik, I want Malik. Something something please deliver Malik…"
He always did it in the meow mix song for some reason. Now Yami and Yuugi, they kissed like everyday at every hour, but were always interrupted by Joe for some reason. Yami tried to tell Joe that they just wanted to make out in peace, but noooooooo Joe just kept interrupting them.
For Jounouchi…he had it the hardest…Jounouchi of all the people missed Seto the most, he had a feeling that he couldn't admit to any of his friends because they would laugh at him. Jounouchi liked Seto as a friend, or so we think…ok, Jounouchi loved Seto. Yes, Jounouchi LOVED the guy that called him a dog, he didn't mind that. Yeah sure, he made a couple of death threats to him, and beat him up a couple times in school and some other stuff. But that was just a mask that he wore so people wouldn't make fun of him. But all the times he did it, he did it out of love…now, Jounouchi really missed the guy making fun of him and laughing at him and all the good stuff…but no. He just had to be in this place of insanity. If only he come, even to visit.
Jounouchi sighed and took out a picture of Seto out of his jacket pocket and stared at it. "Maybe if we're lucky we'll die…" Ryou said as he passed Jounouchi and asked "Whatcha looking at?" He asked Jounouchi..
Jounouchi shoved the picture back into his pocket and told him "Nothing!"
"You like Seto, don't ya?" Ryou told Jounouchi letting him know that he saw the picture.
Jounouchi groaned and said "Now, you're probably going to fun of me, right?"
"No! I understand…if you like Seto, there's no reason for me to hold you back. Just look at Yami and Yuugi. *Jounouchi and Ryou look at Yami and Yuugi as they were making out as Joe interrupted again. You could see Yami trying to throw his Millennium Puzzle at Joe but missed. Joe backed off and Yami picked up his puzzle and put it back around his neck and started to make out again.* Yeah, sure they make out *Loudly for Yami and Yuugi to hear* EVERYDAY *Yami gives an evil glare to Ryou and starts making out with Yuugi again. Then Ryou's voice goes back to normal* but that's their freakish nature. Don't worry, I won't tell anybody."
"Come, on everybody I have a special surprise you!" Joe says to everyone and they slowly drag themselves into the living room while Anzu skipped happily into the living room and sat down on the couch. "Today we are going to do something special today!"
"We're going back home!" Bakura said hopefully to get out of this stupid place.
"No! We're going to invite some people to stay with us. I know that you miss your friends, so the original four people get to choose one person to come stay with us. One per person."
"I choose Zahra!" Ryou screamed, "No. Malik, I miss him so much!!!!!!!" But then Zahra appears next to Ryou. "Huh? *Notices Zahra* Why you little-! *Starts to strangle Ryou* Damn you mortals! FUCK YOU RYOU! YOU KNEW I WANTED MALIK TO COME!!!!!!! DAMN YOU MORTALS! DAMN YOU, YOU GAY PHAROH!!!" Bakura goes on with his little tizzy fit.
"Okay, now Yuugi, who do you choose?"
"Well, I choose Malik." Malik appears in the room and Bakura jumps on him and starts to make out with him.
"I'm glad that's over…" Ryou said to Yami under his breath and Bakura stopped to beat up Ryou "Okay! Okay, I'm sorry!" Bakura goes back to he was previously doing.
"Who do you choose Anzu?" Joe asks Anzu and she responds "Aziza!!" Aziza appears and frantically tries to find an exit.
"There is no exit." Yuugi tells Aziza who is looking extremely disappointed, and Joe goes over to Jounouchi and says "What about you Jounouchi?"
"I choose Seto!…er…to make him suffer." Seto appears next to Jounouchi and Jounouchi hugs him. Seto also loves Jounouchi but didn't want to admit it because like Jounouchi people would make fun of him…so he kept it a secret from Jounouchi.
"Hey, what should we get our friends for Christmas?" Joe asked the kids.
Then all the sudden Blue comes out from no where and puts a paw print on the screen.
"Let's play Blue's Clues *Does Freaky Hand Signal* to figure out what we should get our friends for Christmas! Let's get our handy-dandy notebook." Joe says as he walks to Side Table Drawer but she says "Sorry, Joe but I don't have your notebook…"
"Uh……it's in your pocket, you stupid head." Seto tells Joe.
"So to play Blue's Clues we need to find…." Joe says ignoring him.
"A paw print!" The kids say.
"That's right and that's the first…"
"Clue!" Kids scream while Joe, Anzu and Blue do their crazy dance.
"We're never gonna make it out of here, are we?" Seto asks Jounouchi
"No." Jounouchi responds. Jounouchi and Seto watch the rest of their crazy dance.
"Okay, now we need to go get our tree!" Joe says to everyone.
"Yay!!!!!!!" Anzu says happily while everyone else says in a bored tone of voice "Yay."
Everyone leaves the house following Joe and Anzu who at the front skipping next to Blue. After a while they reach the tree farm and start to look for a tree.
"I think it should be this one. *Malik points to the tallest one he can find, which is about 10 feet tall.* It's tall enough." Malik says hopefully.
"You know that it would take forever to water and decorate it." Bakura tells Malik who is giving Bakura a sad puppy dog face.
"I know this may be hard for you to understand Malik, so I'll say it slowly. Nooooo." Yuugi tells Malik and everyone heads to a tree which is full and is about 6 feet tall.
"We'll take this one!" Joe pays for the tree and forces Jounouchi, Seto, and Bakura carry the tree home. On the way home you could hear Bakura muttering about mortals and how their brains were the size of a grain of rice that has been stepped on. After putting the tree up they had to go to the grocery store.
"And WHY couldn't we have done that before we got the tree?" Seto yelled at Joe.
"Hmm…I really don't know why…." Joe said to Seto.
"You see, that's the problem, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!" Seto yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Okay, now let's go to the grocery store!!!" Steve shouted.
"Hey, it's my brother Steve. He's like me." Joe told everyone.
Jounouchi looked at him and asked "Insane?"
"Yeah!!!!" Joe responded, Blue barked happily at Steve and Steve petted the dog and said "Hi, Blue! So who are all these people?" Steve asked looking everyone.
"Well, this is Yami and Yuugi." Joe says pointing to Yuugi and Yami says insanely "We're gonna die! We're all gonna die! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!"
Joe continues and says "This is Ryou and Bakura." Points to Ryou then Bakura. "This is Aziza and Zahra." Points to Aziza then Zahra.
"*You can hear the twilight zone theme being played in the background.* This is a world that we've never seen before. The Blue Clue's Zone….." Aziza said to the screen.
"And this is Malik, and Anzu." Points to Malik then Anzu, Anzu shakes his hand violently and says "I've always wanted to meet you!"
"Uh, thanks!" Steve responded to Anzu happily.
"And finally, this is Jounouchi and Seto." Points to Jounouchi then Seto.
"Greaaaat, another crazy person to deal with." Jounouchi said to Seto as Seto nodded and said "I have to agree with you on that…they're so crazy, so insane, so-so-"
"Stupid?" Jounouchi said trying to fill in Seto's blank.
"Yeah. That." Seto said to Jounouchi as everyone headed off to the store, when they got there the first thing that Malik did was grab a cart and filled up the cart with cleaning supplies. "I'll keep an eye on him." Bakura said running after Malik.
"A clue! A clue!" The kids screamed at Joe and Steve.
"What's that you see a clue?" Joe and Steve say together, but before they find the clue Malik runs up to the clue, sprays Windex on it and wipes it off.
"There's no clue…" Joe said a little disappointed, and Blue puts it back on but Malik wipes it off. Again.
"Malik, no! You can clean at home." Bakura told Malik.
"But it's so messy!" Malik whined
"No. Come on, *grabs Malik and takes him away from the clue* let's find you some more cleaning supplies…" Malik tries to wipe it off again but is dragged away by Bakura.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!" Malik screamed breaking away from his grip and wiping off the clue again, "Must, clean!!!!" Malik screamed at the top of his lungs, Bakura and Yami grab a hold of him and lead him down to the cleaning aisle and Blue puts the paw print on.
"Look it's a clue! *Joe and Steve examine the clue* It's a bag of dog food. So let's put it in our handy-dandy *Steve and Joe together* Notebook! *Both take out their notebooks and draw the bag of dog food*"
"Okay, so what does Blue want to get our friends for Christmas? Well, we still need two more clues." All, the sudden Malik came out of the cleaning supply aisle and he was holding a pooper scooper and it had a paw print on it.
"There's another clue! So we need our handy-dandy *Steve and Joe together* notebook!. *Steve and Joe take out their notebooks and draw the pooper scooper.* Okay, now we need one more clue."
Afterwards they paid for what they needed including all of Malik's cleaning supplies. Then they headed home and had some lemonade after decorating the tree, Steve spilled his cup of lemonade and we know Malik.
He grabbed his Clorox and a bucket of water and was about ready to clean it up when "Wait! It's a clue!" Anzu screamed to Joe and Steve, so Bakura made out with Malik until Joe took out his notebook and drew the clue.
When Bakura released him he ran over to the stain and started to scrub like heck.
"Okay, so now we need to sit in our…"
"Thinking chair!" The kids screamed to Joe as Joe sat down in the chair.
"So, we have three clues. A bag of dog food, a pooper scooper and spots. So what should we get our friends for Christmas?"
"A puppy!" The kids shouted.
"Yeah! We've just figured out Blue's Clues. *Joe finishes doing freaky Blue's Clues dance and says* I've got a surprise for everyone! *Everyone slowly goes into the living room except Malik, who was working on getting the stain out from the carpet and had to be dragged to the living room by Bakura* I'm going to get a puppy for each of you!" Joe said happily as everyone headed to the pet store.
Jounouchi looked at Seto and blushed and said "I kinda sorta…."
Seto tried to figure out what he was saying and tried to fill the blank for him "Love me? *Jounouchi nodded* I feel the same way…"
"Really? But all the times-"
"Mask." Seto told Jounouchi knowing what he was going to say.
"We should share a dog." Jounouchi told Seto and he agreed with him.
So, when they got to the pet store Yami and Yuugi started to look at the dogs and Yami picked up a yellow colored dog and they decided to share the dog and called him Gold.
Now, Bakura and Malik looked at the dogs and saw one that was strangely Windex colored. They shared the dog and called him Windex.
And Ryou and Zahra looked at the dogs and picked up copper colored dog and called her Copper.
Now they didn't let Anzu have one for the obvious reason.
Now Aziza got a silver colored dog but promised that she wouldn't name him until Otogi came.
When everyone got home Jounouchi and Seto stood in the middle of the doorway and there was some mistletoe, Jounouchi and Seto shared a passionate kiss and then went inside and started to eat gingerbread cookies.
Later, when Christmas came it was a wonderful time. Malik got Windex and sex from Bakura. Yami got a new chain that was stronger than his old one. And Jounouchi and Seto got what they wanted most of all to love each other and care for each other. But the most special gift was that they didn't have to play that annoying game that day. After opening all the presents the had a nice big dinner that contained: Turkey, gravy, rice, mashed potatoes, beans, peas, corn and more. There was so much that everyone had seconds. Malik had a fun time, he killed the turkey (which he usually didn't get to do, but hey, it's Christmas so, Steve let him do it.) They had a wonderful night, Seto and Joey were happy and no one teased them. And that made them really happy.
AN: This will be a Christmas special since it's getting close to Christmas. And I warn you, this is my FIRST yaoi fanfic, so if you have a problem with this you better leave. Because it WILL contain kissing and sex. And it WILL probably be done a lot by some of the gay characters. Now, I warn you one more time…if you can't handle it you need to leave…okay, now on to the story.
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It was a normal day in the freaky world of Blue's Clues. It was getting near Christmas and people were starting to miss their friends. Let's take Bakura for example….Bakura always laid in a fetal position singing "I want Malik, I want Malik. Something something please deliver Malik…"
He always did it in the meow mix song for some reason. Now Yami and Yuugi, they kissed like everyday at every hour, but were always interrupted by Joe for some reason. Yami tried to tell Joe that they just wanted to make out in peace, but noooooooo Joe just kept interrupting them.
For Jounouchi…he had it the hardest…Jounouchi of all the people missed Seto the most, he had a feeling that he couldn't admit to any of his friends because they would laugh at him. Jounouchi liked Seto as a friend, or so we think…ok, Jounouchi loved Seto. Yes, Jounouchi LOVED the guy that called him a dog, he didn't mind that. Yeah sure, he made a couple of death threats to him, and beat him up a couple times in school and some other stuff. But that was just a mask that he wore so people wouldn't make fun of him. But all the times he did it, he did it out of love…now, Jounouchi really missed the guy making fun of him and laughing at him and all the good stuff…but no. He just had to be in this place of insanity. If only he come, even to visit.
Jounouchi sighed and took out a picture of Seto out of his jacket pocket and stared at it. "Maybe if we're lucky we'll die…" Ryou said as he passed Jounouchi and asked "Whatcha looking at?" He asked Jounouchi..
Jounouchi shoved the picture back into his pocket and told him "Nothing!"
"You like Seto, don't ya?" Ryou told Jounouchi letting him know that he saw the picture.
Jounouchi groaned and said "Now, you're probably going to fun of me, right?"
"No! I understand…if you like Seto, there's no reason for me to hold you back. Just look at Yami and Yuugi. *Jounouchi and Ryou look at Yami and Yuugi as they were making out as Joe interrupted again. You could see Yami trying to throw his Millennium Puzzle at Joe but missed. Joe backed off and Yami picked up his puzzle and put it back around his neck and started to make out again.* Yeah, sure they make out *Loudly for Yami and Yuugi to hear* EVERYDAY *Yami gives an evil glare to Ryou and starts making out with Yuugi again. Then Ryou's voice goes back to normal* but that's their freakish nature. Don't worry, I won't tell anybody."
"Come, on everybody I have a special surprise you!" Joe says to everyone and they slowly drag themselves into the living room while Anzu skipped happily into the living room and sat down on the couch. "Today we are going to do something special today!"
"We're going back home!" Bakura said hopefully to get out of this stupid place.
"No! We're going to invite some people to stay with us. I know that you miss your friends, so the original four people get to choose one person to come stay with us. One per person."
"I choose Zahra!" Ryou screamed, "No. Malik, I miss him so much!!!!!!!" But then Zahra appears next to Ryou. "Huh? *Notices Zahra* Why you little-! *Starts to strangle Ryou* Damn you mortals! FUCK YOU RYOU! YOU KNEW I WANTED MALIK TO COME!!!!!!! DAMN YOU MORTALS! DAMN YOU, YOU GAY PHAROH!!!" Bakura goes on with his little tizzy fit.
"Okay, now Yuugi, who do you choose?"
"Well, I choose Malik." Malik appears in the room and Bakura jumps on him and starts to make out with him.
"I'm glad that's over…" Ryou said to Yami under his breath and Bakura stopped to beat up Ryou "Okay! Okay, I'm sorry!" Bakura goes back to he was previously doing.
"Who do you choose Anzu?" Joe asks Anzu and she responds "Aziza!!" Aziza appears and frantically tries to find an exit.
"There is no exit." Yuugi tells Aziza who is looking extremely disappointed, and Joe goes over to Jounouchi and says "What about you Jounouchi?"
"I choose Seto!…er…to make him suffer." Seto appears next to Jounouchi and Jounouchi hugs him. Seto also loves Jounouchi but didn't want to admit it because like Jounouchi people would make fun of him…so he kept it a secret from Jounouchi.
"Hey, what should we get our friends for Christmas?" Joe asked the kids.
Then all the sudden Blue comes out from no where and puts a paw print on the screen.
"Let's play Blue's Clues *Does Freaky Hand Signal* to figure out what we should get our friends for Christmas! Let's get our handy-dandy notebook." Joe says as he walks to Side Table Drawer but she says "Sorry, Joe but I don't have your notebook…"
"Uh……it's in your pocket, you stupid head." Seto tells Joe.
"So to play Blue's Clues we need to find…." Joe says ignoring him.
"A paw print!" The kids say.
"That's right and that's the first…"
"Clue!" Kids scream while Joe, Anzu and Blue do their crazy dance.
"We're never gonna make it out of here, are we?" Seto asks Jounouchi
"No." Jounouchi responds. Jounouchi and Seto watch the rest of their crazy dance.
"Okay, now we need to go get our tree!" Joe says to everyone.
"Yay!!!!!!!" Anzu says happily while everyone else says in a bored tone of voice "Yay."
Everyone leaves the house following Joe and Anzu who at the front skipping next to Blue. After a while they reach the tree farm and start to look for a tree.
"I think it should be this one. *Malik points to the tallest one he can find, which is about 10 feet tall.* It's tall enough." Malik says hopefully.
"You know that it would take forever to water and decorate it." Bakura tells Malik who is giving Bakura a sad puppy dog face.
"I know this may be hard for you to understand Malik, so I'll say it slowly. Nooooo." Yuugi tells Malik and everyone heads to a tree which is full and is about 6 feet tall.
"We'll take this one!" Joe pays for the tree and forces Jounouchi, Seto, and Bakura carry the tree home. On the way home you could hear Bakura muttering about mortals and how their brains were the size of a grain of rice that has been stepped on. After putting the tree up they had to go to the grocery store.
"And WHY couldn't we have done that before we got the tree?" Seto yelled at Joe.
"Hmm…I really don't know why…." Joe said to Seto.
"You see, that's the problem, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!" Seto yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Okay, now let's go to the grocery store!!!" Steve shouted.
"Hey, it's my brother Steve. He's like me." Joe told everyone.
Jounouchi looked at him and asked "Insane?"
"Yeah!!!!" Joe responded, Blue barked happily at Steve and Steve petted the dog and said "Hi, Blue! So who are all these people?" Steve asked looking everyone.
"Well, this is Yami and Yuugi." Joe says pointing to Yuugi and Yami says insanely "We're gonna die! We're all gonna die! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!"
Joe continues and says "This is Ryou and Bakura." Points to Ryou then Bakura. "This is Aziza and Zahra." Points to Aziza then Zahra.
"*You can hear the twilight zone theme being played in the background.* This is a world that we've never seen before. The Blue Clue's Zone….." Aziza said to the screen.
"And this is Malik, and Anzu." Points to Malik then Anzu, Anzu shakes his hand violently and says "I've always wanted to meet you!"
"Uh, thanks!" Steve responded to Anzu happily.
"And finally, this is Jounouchi and Seto." Points to Jounouchi then Seto.
"Greaaaat, another crazy person to deal with." Jounouchi said to Seto as Seto nodded and said "I have to agree with you on that…they're so crazy, so insane, so-so-"
"Stupid?" Jounouchi said trying to fill in Seto's blank.
"Yeah. That." Seto said to Jounouchi as everyone headed off to the store, when they got there the first thing that Malik did was grab a cart and filled up the cart with cleaning supplies. "I'll keep an eye on him." Bakura said running after Malik.
"A clue! A clue!" The kids screamed at Joe and Steve.
"What's that you see a clue?" Joe and Steve say together, but before they find the clue Malik runs up to the clue, sprays Windex on it and wipes it off.
"There's no clue…" Joe said a little disappointed, and Blue puts it back on but Malik wipes it off. Again.
"Malik, no! You can clean at home." Bakura told Malik.
"But it's so messy!" Malik whined
"No. Come on, *grabs Malik and takes him away from the clue* let's find you some more cleaning supplies…" Malik tries to wipe it off again but is dragged away by Bakura.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!" Malik screamed breaking away from his grip and wiping off the clue again, "Must, clean!!!!" Malik screamed at the top of his lungs, Bakura and Yami grab a hold of him and lead him down to the cleaning aisle and Blue puts the paw print on.
"Look it's a clue! *Joe and Steve examine the clue* It's a bag of dog food. So let's put it in our handy-dandy *Steve and Joe together* Notebook! *Both take out their notebooks and draw the bag of dog food*"
"Okay, so what does Blue want to get our friends for Christmas? Well, we still need two more clues." All, the sudden Malik came out of the cleaning supply aisle and he was holding a pooper scooper and it had a paw print on it.
"There's another clue! So we need our handy-dandy *Steve and Joe together* notebook!. *Steve and Joe take out their notebooks and draw the pooper scooper.* Okay, now we need one more clue."
Afterwards they paid for what they needed including all of Malik's cleaning supplies. Then they headed home and had some lemonade after decorating the tree, Steve spilled his cup of lemonade and we know Malik.
He grabbed his Clorox and a bucket of water and was about ready to clean it up when "Wait! It's a clue!" Anzu screamed to Joe and Steve, so Bakura made out with Malik until Joe took out his notebook and drew the clue.
When Bakura released him he ran over to the stain and started to scrub like heck.
"Okay, so now we need to sit in our…"
"Thinking chair!" The kids screamed to Joe as Joe sat down in the chair.
"So, we have three clues. A bag of dog food, a pooper scooper and spots. So what should we get our friends for Christmas?"
"A puppy!" The kids shouted.
"Yeah! We've just figured out Blue's Clues. *Joe finishes doing freaky Blue's Clues dance and says* I've got a surprise for everyone! *Everyone slowly goes into the living room except Malik, who was working on getting the stain out from the carpet and had to be dragged to the living room by Bakura* I'm going to get a puppy for each of you!" Joe said happily as everyone headed to the pet store.
Jounouchi looked at Seto and blushed and said "I kinda sorta…."
Seto tried to figure out what he was saying and tried to fill the blank for him "Love me? *Jounouchi nodded* I feel the same way…"
"Really? But all the times-"
"Mask." Seto told Jounouchi knowing what he was going to say.
"We should share a dog." Jounouchi told Seto and he agreed with him.
So, when they got to the pet store Yami and Yuugi started to look at the dogs and Yami picked up a yellow colored dog and they decided to share the dog and called him Gold.
Now, Bakura and Malik looked at the dogs and saw one that was strangely Windex colored. They shared the dog and called him Windex.
And Ryou and Zahra looked at the dogs and picked up copper colored dog and called her Copper.
Now they didn't let Anzu have one for the obvious reason.
Now Aziza got a silver colored dog but promised that she wouldn't name him until Otogi came.
When everyone got home Jounouchi and Seto stood in the middle of the doorway and there was some mistletoe, Jounouchi and Seto shared a passionate kiss and then went inside and started to eat gingerbread cookies.
Later, when Christmas came it was a wonderful time. Malik got Windex and sex from Bakura. Yami got a new chain that was stronger than his old one. And Jounouchi and Seto got what they wanted most of all to love each other and care for each other. But the most special gift was that they didn't have to play that annoying game that day. After opening all the presents the had a nice big dinner that contained: Turkey, gravy, rice, mashed potatoes, beans, peas, corn and more. There was so much that everyone had seconds. Malik had a fun time, he killed the turkey (which he usually didn't get to do, but hey, it's Christmas so, Steve let him do it.) They had a wonderful night, Seto and Joey were happy and no one teased them. And that made them really happy.