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A/N: Yo, sup? This fan fic is kinda inspired by DeNerd's "When They Were Young." DeNerd, if you're reading this, thanks for the basic idea of teen- age Mario characters. I probably would of done it anyway, but a successful FFN writer playing with the idea can definitely help Put in your own "-a"s for the Mario/Wario brothers. It's REALLY annoying. You decide what they should all look like, it leaves you room to dangle with picturing the action scenes.
THE MARIO TEENS EXPLORE A HAUNTED HOUSE
An eight grade Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, and Peach were walking home from school. Well, Wario and Waluigi were on the other side of the street from Mario, Luigi, Daisy, and Peach.
Wario: **To Waluigi about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Dorks.
Mario: **To Luigi, Peach, and Daisy about Wario and Waluigi** Dorks.
Waluigi: **To Wario about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Geeks.
Luigi: **To Mario, Peach, and Daisy about Wario and Waluigi** Geeks.
Wario: **To Waluigi about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Losers.
Peach: **To Mario, Luigi, and Daisy about Wario and Waluigi** Losers.
Waluigi: **To Wario about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Nerds.
Daisy: **To Mario, Luigi, and Daisy about Wario Waluigi** Nerds.
Etcetera, etcetera . . .
Eventually, while walking through the Mushroom Kingdom's suburbs, the cast of teen-ager video game characters got to a HUGE, CREEPY, OLD, and STINKY HAUNTED HOUSE!!!!!!!! They knew about this house way too well, through all of the stories. Even Waluigi and Wario, who were on the side that it was on, moved to the middle of the road.
Luigi: Uh, Mario? Do you think we should go back around another street? One not so, well, fatally creepy.
Mario: That's nonsense! Nothing will happen!
Peach: I'm starting to agree with Luigi . . .
Daisy: Aw come on! Nothing is going to happen! It's just stupid stories, all in you're mind!
Wario: **To Mario and Luigi ** Hey, dorks! I challenge you to a dare! The one who stays in the haunted house the longest is the bravest! **To Peach and Daisy** But I'm sure none of you gilry girls can last a second in the big ol' scary house!
Daisy: **To Wario** Shut up, nerd! I bet 50 coins me and Peach will last longest in the mansion than you AND Waluigi!
Mario: I'll take up your off, Chub!
Peach and Luigi: Uh, I'm not so sure 'bout this guys . . .
Daisy: **To Peach** If we don't do this, the glass roof (A/N: Never heard of that famous metaphor? Oh well!) will lower on women every!
Peach: **To Daisy** I guess you're right . . .
Mario: **To Luigi** Do you want them to think WE'RE chickens?!
Luigi: **To Mario** I'd NEVER want Wario to think I'M chicken. He might EAT me! Hahahaha!!!!!!!
Luigi, Mario, Peach and Daisy all crack up. Wario gets ready to launch an assault, but Waluigi holds him back.
Waluigi: **Quietly to Wario** Don't worry, brother. We'll get 'em in the house.
Wario: **Quietly to Waluigi** Yeah, you're right. In the house . . .
The gang all moves to the house slowly. Wario and Waluigi shift to the back. Finally, when they get to the door, Mario opens it. Only darkness can be seen.
Luigi: **To Mario** Mario, are you sure we should be do-do-doing this?
Daisy: **To Luigi** Don't worry, Luigi! I'm sure Mario AND you'll keep us safe.
Luigi: Gulp.
Just then, Wario and Waluigi pushes them all in. Unfortunately for them, Wario and Waluigi tripped while pushing everyone else in.
All together: Ow . . .
THE END, for now!
A/N: Any good? Please r+r (read and review to you newbies)!
A/N: Yo, sup? This fan fic is kinda inspired by DeNerd's "When They Were Young." DeNerd, if you're reading this, thanks for the basic idea of teen- age Mario characters. I probably would of done it anyway, but a successful FFN writer playing with the idea can definitely help Put in your own "-a"s for the Mario/Wario brothers. It's REALLY annoying. You decide what they should all look like, it leaves you room to dangle with picturing the action scenes.
THE MARIO TEENS EXPLORE A HAUNTED HOUSE
An eight grade Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, and Peach were walking home from school. Well, Wario and Waluigi were on the other side of the street from Mario, Luigi, Daisy, and Peach.
Wario: **To Waluigi about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Dorks.
Mario: **To Luigi, Peach, and Daisy about Wario and Waluigi** Dorks.
Waluigi: **To Wario about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Geeks.
Luigi: **To Mario, Peach, and Daisy about Wario and Waluigi** Geeks.
Wario: **To Waluigi about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Losers.
Peach: **To Mario, Luigi, and Daisy about Wario and Waluigi** Losers.
Waluigi: **To Wario about Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy** Nerds.
Daisy: **To Mario, Luigi, and Daisy about Wario Waluigi** Nerds.
Etcetera, etcetera . . .
Eventually, while walking through the Mushroom Kingdom's suburbs, the cast of teen-ager video game characters got to a HUGE, CREEPY, OLD, and STINKY HAUNTED HOUSE!!!!!!!! They knew about this house way too well, through all of the stories. Even Waluigi and Wario, who were on the side that it was on, moved to the middle of the road.
Luigi: Uh, Mario? Do you think we should go back around another street? One not so, well, fatally creepy.
Mario: That's nonsense! Nothing will happen!
Peach: I'm starting to agree with Luigi . . .
Daisy: Aw come on! Nothing is going to happen! It's just stupid stories, all in you're mind!
Wario: **To Mario and Luigi ** Hey, dorks! I challenge you to a dare! The one who stays in the haunted house the longest is the bravest! **To Peach and Daisy** But I'm sure none of you gilry girls can last a second in the big ol' scary house!
Daisy: **To Wario** Shut up, nerd! I bet 50 coins me and Peach will last longest in the mansion than you AND Waluigi!
Mario: I'll take up your off, Chub!
Peach and Luigi: Uh, I'm not so sure 'bout this guys . . .
Daisy: **To Peach** If we don't do this, the glass roof (A/N: Never heard of that famous metaphor? Oh well!) will lower on women every!
Peach: **To Daisy** I guess you're right . . .
Mario: **To Luigi** Do you want them to think WE'RE chickens?!
Luigi: **To Mario** I'd NEVER want Wario to think I'M chicken. He might EAT me! Hahahaha!!!!!!!
Luigi, Mario, Peach and Daisy all crack up. Wario gets ready to launch an assault, but Waluigi holds him back.
Waluigi: **Quietly to Wario** Don't worry, brother. We'll get 'em in the house.
Wario: **Quietly to Waluigi** Yeah, you're right. In the house . . .
The gang all moves to the house slowly. Wario and Waluigi shift to the back. Finally, when they get to the door, Mario opens it. Only darkness can be seen.
Luigi: **To Mario** Mario, are you sure we should be do-do-doing this?
Daisy: **To Luigi** Don't worry, Luigi! I'm sure Mario AND you'll keep us safe.
Luigi: Gulp.
Just then, Wario and Waluigi pushes them all in. Unfortunately for them, Wario and Waluigi tripped while pushing everyone else in.
All together: Ow . . .
THE END, for now!
A/N: Any good? Please r+r (read and review to you newbies)!