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A/N: I feel like a jerk. I up-date this story like crazy while there are stories of mine that haven't been up-dated in SO long. OH WELL! Lol, well, you readers of this fan fic only, you're TOO lucky. Well, just to reassure Luigi and Daisy fans, they didn't die, yet. They may, I making this up as I go. Mario or Peach would die before Luigi and Daisy though...
THE MARIO TEENS EXPLORE A HAUNTED HOUSE
We join Mario and Peach as they are walking through a hallway around the 1st floor from the foyer. The hallway was the usual blood and ghostly bats and rats.
Peach: R-r-r-r-RATS!!!!!! And bats!!!!!!! I can't do this; I can't do this, I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!
Mario: Now Peachy, I bet they're more afraid of us than we are of them.
Just then, a rat crawled up and bit Mario, hard.
Mario: It bit me! The dumb-ass dead rat bit me!!!!! Wait, I am kinda hungry. I was told via TV to fight fire with fire even though that didn't work so well that one time. What the hell!
Mario bent over, grabbed the ghost rat, and (A/N: Gulp...) ate it. (A/N: OH good god!) That's right he ate it whole!
Peach: I'm gonna be sick...
Peach leaned over and barfed all over a couple of ghost rats.
Mario: Hey, it got rid of the rat! Let's go this way! I smell food that way.
Mario and Peach followed Mario's nose, every now and then Mario had to eat a bat or rat to make Peach keep going. Eventually, they can to a swinging waiter-like door.
Mario: Here we are! It's probably a kitchen!
Mario pushed it open for Peach and they both entered. It was a VERY long room with at least 5 fireplace that were NEED just to warm the place. There was a bit of light from them, but in-between every fireplace was a chandelier. All the fireplaces were on one side of the rectangular room; the other side was all old iceboxes, stoves, pantries, millions of dumbwaiters, and MANY counters. Ghost waiters and cookers floated around the entire room. It looked like they were cooking for a LARGE army. They were all muttering recipes and orders and things around the affect of "Lester'll be angry if his death-day bombs!" Peach went whiter than the most pale boo. Mario was just drooling.
Mario: **Quietly** Food... **Amazingly loudly** FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I... MUST... EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the ghosts stared at the to living humans. Peach's face was on code red, hell, she was on infer-red; she was pale from the ghost, but also AMAZINGLY embarrassed by her boyfriend, Mario. Mario leapt into action; he pounced like a cat and rammed like a rhino at a ghost waiter, knocking the food through him and into Mario's hands. Mario started to feast. He'd attack and eat, attack and eat, attack and eat, etc. etc. Eventually, all the waiters and cooks were down as well as peach. Mario sat in the middle of the room, bloated to an extent beyond comprehension of any mortal. Tragically, Mario farted. The door blew off it's hinges, the fire shot like trillions of flamethrowers up and out of chimney, and everything within the room was crammed into a wall by the sheer force of Mario deflating into normal shapes and proportions.
Everyone but Mario: Ow...
Mario: Excuse me...
Mater ghost cook: YOU RUINED THE ENTIRE PARTY!!!!! Even in my LIVING days when I was the master chef for Toadstool Dynasty!!
Peach: YOU used to work for the Toadstools?!
Master ghost cook: **Rudely** Yes, ma'am. And how exactly are YOU, stupid LIVING girl?
Peach: **Deeply offended.** Why I've NEVER!!!! I'm Princess Peach Toadstool! Your living relations soon-to-be ruler!
Master ghost cook: **to himself** Aw, shit. **To Peach** Your highness, I'm so sorry!
The master ghost cook flew over to Peach and bowed so low his head went through the floor.
Peach: **To the master ghost chef** You are forgiven.
Master ghost chef: **To Peach** Oh THANK-YOU! You will make the Mushroom Kingdom's best ruler.
Peach: **All ego-tastic to the master ghost chef** I try.
(A/N: I know "ego-tastic" isn't a real word, but I'm making up my own language called "Americanese" which is just English (In America so it's different) and American slang. I hope to have an Americanese Dictionary up on FFN before I die, but I'm not sure...)
BAM!!!!!!!
A gigantic crash sent cracks on one small wall on the far end. Another crash sent the cracks farther on the long walls towards Mario and Peach.
Master ghost chef: **To all the ghosts** CODE RED! CODE RED! COOK TEAM, OUT! WAITER TEAM, OUT! **To Peach** Good-bye, your highness.
All the ghosts scattered through the walls, all generally moving away from the cracks. Finally, the last slam caused the opposite small wall to give in.
Peach: NOOOOOOO!!!
A giant floating mass slowly eked into the room.
Unknown mass: with a really raspy, really loud, REALLY deep voice: Mario... Peach... I found you at last... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The mass started to make a cruel crackle beyond any Wario brother.
Peach: Don't eat me!
Mario: I'll save you, Peach!
Mario leaped toward the mass, like a torpedo. He had his lower jaw unhinged so it was large enough to fit a school bus!
Mario: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Mass: Heh heh heh heh...
A huge light shined, it absorbed Mario, leaving tons of mist. The mist slowly formed a wave-like wall. It stampeded toward Peach.
Peach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
The second the wall of infernal mist hit Peach, she was silent. She tried to scream with all her might, but none was heard. The mass flowed closer, and closer, and closer. Constantly laughing. Constantly drooling. The mist surrounding Peach faded the image. She now knew that not knowing who her attacker was was much worse than knowing. As the mass got closer, she could only see it was very large. It got closer. It got so close; she saw Mario, Luigi, and Daisy within the mass. They were screaming for help. Then, two yellow fangs came into view, she fainted.
The end... for now...
A/N: Good? I already have the rest roughly planed out. Please, PLEASE send in your ideas for another Mario Teens sequel. The winner will be mentioned and thanked every chapter of the next story. That is, unless I win. But I'm really not sure. Please send in your ideas!
A/N: I feel like a jerk. I up-date this story like crazy while there are stories of mine that haven't been up-dated in SO long. OH WELL! Lol, well, you readers of this fan fic only, you're TOO lucky. Well, just to reassure Luigi and Daisy fans, they didn't die, yet. They may, I making this up as I go. Mario or Peach would die before Luigi and Daisy though...
THE MARIO TEENS EXPLORE A HAUNTED HOUSE
We join Mario and Peach as they are walking through a hallway around the 1st floor from the foyer. The hallway was the usual blood and ghostly bats and rats.
Peach: R-r-r-r-RATS!!!!!! And bats!!!!!!! I can't do this; I can't do this, I CAN'T DO THIS!!!!
Mario: Now Peachy, I bet they're more afraid of us than we are of them.
Just then, a rat crawled up and bit Mario, hard.
Mario: It bit me! The dumb-ass dead rat bit me!!!!! Wait, I am kinda hungry. I was told via TV to fight fire with fire even though that didn't work so well that one time. What the hell!
Mario bent over, grabbed the ghost rat, and (A/N: Gulp...) ate it. (A/N: OH good god!) That's right he ate it whole!
Peach: I'm gonna be sick...
Peach leaned over and barfed all over a couple of ghost rats.
Mario: Hey, it got rid of the rat! Let's go this way! I smell food that way.
Mario and Peach followed Mario's nose, every now and then Mario had to eat a bat or rat to make Peach keep going. Eventually, they can to a swinging waiter-like door.
Mario: Here we are! It's probably a kitchen!
Mario pushed it open for Peach and they both entered. It was a VERY long room with at least 5 fireplace that were NEED just to warm the place. There was a bit of light from them, but in-between every fireplace was a chandelier. All the fireplaces were on one side of the rectangular room; the other side was all old iceboxes, stoves, pantries, millions of dumbwaiters, and MANY counters. Ghost waiters and cookers floated around the entire room. It looked like they were cooking for a LARGE army. They were all muttering recipes and orders and things around the affect of "Lester'll be angry if his death-day bombs!" Peach went whiter than the most pale boo. Mario was just drooling.
Mario: **Quietly** Food... **Amazingly loudly** FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I... MUST... EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the ghosts stared at the to living humans. Peach's face was on code red, hell, she was on infer-red; she was pale from the ghost, but also AMAZINGLY embarrassed by her boyfriend, Mario. Mario leapt into action; he pounced like a cat and rammed like a rhino at a ghost waiter, knocking the food through him and into Mario's hands. Mario started to feast. He'd attack and eat, attack and eat, attack and eat, etc. etc. Eventually, all the waiters and cooks were down as well as peach. Mario sat in the middle of the room, bloated to an extent beyond comprehension of any mortal. Tragically, Mario farted. The door blew off it's hinges, the fire shot like trillions of flamethrowers up and out of chimney, and everything within the room was crammed into a wall by the sheer force of Mario deflating into normal shapes and proportions.
Everyone but Mario: Ow...
Mario: Excuse me...
Mater ghost cook: YOU RUINED THE ENTIRE PARTY!!!!! Even in my LIVING days when I was the master chef for Toadstool Dynasty!!
Peach: YOU used to work for the Toadstools?!
Master ghost cook: **Rudely** Yes, ma'am. And how exactly are YOU, stupid LIVING girl?
Peach: **Deeply offended.** Why I've NEVER!!!! I'm Princess Peach Toadstool! Your living relations soon-to-be ruler!
Master ghost cook: **to himself** Aw, shit. **To Peach** Your highness, I'm so sorry!
The master ghost cook flew over to Peach and bowed so low his head went through the floor.
Peach: **To the master ghost chef** You are forgiven.
Master ghost chef: **To Peach** Oh THANK-YOU! You will make the Mushroom Kingdom's best ruler.
Peach: **All ego-tastic to the master ghost chef** I try.
(A/N: I know "ego-tastic" isn't a real word, but I'm making up my own language called "Americanese" which is just English (In America so it's different) and American slang. I hope to have an Americanese Dictionary up on FFN before I die, but I'm not sure...)
BAM!!!!!!!
A gigantic crash sent cracks on one small wall on the far end. Another crash sent the cracks farther on the long walls towards Mario and Peach.
Master ghost chef: **To all the ghosts** CODE RED! CODE RED! COOK TEAM, OUT! WAITER TEAM, OUT! **To Peach** Good-bye, your highness.
All the ghosts scattered through the walls, all generally moving away from the cracks. Finally, the last slam caused the opposite small wall to give in.
Peach: NOOOOOOO!!!
A giant floating mass slowly eked into the room.
Unknown mass: with a really raspy, really loud, REALLY deep voice: Mario... Peach... I found you at last... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The mass started to make a cruel crackle beyond any Wario brother.
Peach: Don't eat me!
Mario: I'll save you, Peach!
Mario leaped toward the mass, like a torpedo. He had his lower jaw unhinged so it was large enough to fit a school bus!
Mario: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Mass: Heh heh heh heh...
A huge light shined, it absorbed Mario, leaving tons of mist. The mist slowly formed a wave-like wall. It stampeded toward Peach.
Peach: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
The second the wall of infernal mist hit Peach, she was silent. She tried to scream with all her might, but none was heard. The mass flowed closer, and closer, and closer. Constantly laughing. Constantly drooling. The mist surrounding Peach faded the image. She now knew that not knowing who her attacker was was much worse than knowing. As the mass got closer, she could only see it was very large. It got closer. It got so close; she saw Mario, Luigi, and Daisy within the mass. They were screaming for help. Then, two yellow fangs came into view, she fainted.
The end... for now...
A/N: Good? I already have the rest roughly planed out. Please, PLEASE send in your ideas for another Mario Teens sequel. The winner will be mentioned and thanked every chapter of the next story. That is, unless I win. But I'm really not sure. Please send in your ideas!