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The Mario Teens Explore A Haunted House Chapter 5
We join Wario and Waluigi as they're walking down into the basement from a staircase in the foyer. Wario was waddling down the steps while Waluigi was freezing his butt off. He was holding his shoulders with the opposite hand and was bent over. Both could see their breaths.
Waluigi: It's REALLY chilly!
Wario: You're just a Mario brother-loving baby. I'm not cold.
Waluigi: You shuddap! The only reason you're warm is all that BLUBBER!
Wario: Why you little...
Wario attacked Waluigi. They just tripped and rolled down the stairs trying to beat the crap out of each other. When they landed, Wario was on top of Waluigi and was just about to it him, but there was a Boo watching.
Boo: Ahhh! Two gay, ugly humans! Ha ha ha!!!
Wario and Waluigi just looked at each other disgustingly, then looked at the boo with extreme rage.
Boo: **Extremely scared** Uh... I'll be going now...
The boo shot off down a hall and went THROUGH the door at the end, strait ahead of the Wario brothers. Wario and Waluigi both chased after him, Wario running like a bull, Waluigi running like a tarantula (Which is pretty fast seeing how they have 6 more legs than us and have much more power in each one for their size). They didn't stop to open the door; they just broke through it, turning it to dust. Unfortunately, that didn't stop them. They continued into the dimly lit room breaking into one of those 4x4 sized wine kegs. They didn't even notice until they were a washed in a sea of illegal alcoholic beverage. When the wine finally drained into the ground, they noticed:
Wario and Waluigi: **To each other** WE'RE IN A WINE CELLAR!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!
Naturally, they started drinking bottle after bottle.
Wario: This (HIC!) rocks!
Waluigi: (HIC!) Yeah (HIC!)...
Eventually, they were sitting next to their bounty, still drinking one of the wine bottles. Just then, a booing voice echoed around the cellar.
Voice: I died down here, treating to giant collection. I will not have it drinking by 2 dumb teen-agers!
Wario: **Drunk off his bird and to Voice** You know, there's so much here, we could drink some now, and you'd still have enough to last you, like, an eternity and then some!
30 seconds later:
Wario, Waluigi, and Francis (The ghostly voice) were drunk off their bird, but were continuing to drink.
Wario: **To Waluigi and Francis** Ya' know, I love you guys!
Francis: **To Wario and Waluigi** When I was you age, I- I love you guys too.
Waluigi: **To Wario and Francis** And you stay away from my sister!
Francis: **To Waluigi** But you don't got no sister.
Wario: **To the "invisible waiter"** -And some flap jacks!
A crashing sound rumbled the entire cellar cracking one wall.
Waluigi: **To Wario** Wario, did you fart again?
Wario: **To his "invisible date"** You want some flapjacks, sweetie?
Francis: **To the Wario brothers** I know that sound means something... I think I should go...
Francis waved to the Wario brothers good-bye and they waved back. He awkwardly floated toward the cracking wall that was repeatedly being rammed into from the other side. The second he went through the wall, this was all that could be heard:
Francis: **To unknown object** Hey beautiful! Are you commin' my way?
The sound of a giant sword slashing something in half.
Francis: **To the unknown object/person/whatever...** I guess not...
The sound of, well, wet dog food goo slapping against hard flooring from a rather large height.
Now, every time there was another slam, a spray of ectoplasm shot through the wall.
Waluigi: **To Wario** Should we be worried?
Slam! Splatter!
Wario (covered in ectoplasm): **To Waluigi** Naw.
Finally, the wall broke. Mist flooded into the room and a massive Boo with HUGE, yellow fangs and long, sword-like arms. They could make out Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy stuck within the boo, kicking and screaming for their freedom, but they were silenced.
Boo: Now all I need is you two and I'll have all of the Mario characters that aren't pure evil.
At this point, the fear caused Wario and Waluigi to relieve themselves of all the wine via the opposite way (wink, wink). The boo just cracked up with a booming laugh that echoed like it must have been heard around the world. That filled Wario and Waluigi with adrenaline to embarrass the boo MORE! Also, to save the princesses, but mostly to make the boo eat crap.
Wario and Waluigi: **Wario to Peach and Waluigi to Daisy** I'll save you!
The both ran toward the boo at full force.
6 seconds later:
The whole team of "heroes" were inside the boo. Well, the boo was just finishing eating Wario.
Mario and Luigi: **Mario to Wario and Luigi to Waluigi, both sarcastically** Way to go, (Wario/Waluigi)! We definitely saved NOW!
Daisy: **To the boo** What do you plan to do with us?!
Boo: That's for me to know and yours too never ever find-
After that, the boo's voice started getting screwed up like a computer. Then, the boo itself started flashing in and out of existence.
Luigi: **To the heroes** IT'S A HOLOGRAM!!!
The hologram finally turned off as well as the voice. All the heroes looked around. In the hole in the wall were the "boo" broke through was a couple goombas next to a fog machine. In the roof, there was a huge bit cut off for where-ever the "boo" went where a number of koopas held out fishing rod's with the strings tied to the heroes holding them up, a hologram projector, and a boom box with the tape of the voice on it which now had melted within the boom box.
A koopa: Aw shit...
All the koopas and goombas ran away, dropping the heroes to the floor.
Mario: My butt...
Wario: Those stupid koopas and goombas tricked us! Let's get them!
Everybody but Wario: Yeah!
Luigi: But, how are we going to get up there? **Luigi pointed up into the hole in the ceiling.**
The heroes huddled up. After a bit of time, they all stood on each others shoulders (The princesses on the bottom so no one would look up their skirts) and Mario (On top) was able to drag everybody else up on to the ledge. They found a small, dusty hallway leading to a really large set of doors. The ghost that insulted the Wario brothers was poking his head out.
Ghost: Aw no, not again...
Wario: **To Waluigi** Let's get him!
Wario and Waluigi, grabbing on to the rest of the heroes, ran faster than any human should through the doors. Sadly, when they went through the door, they fell down a giant pit...
They woke up a while later. All of them were on the floor in front of a giant thrown. Now guess who was sitting in the thrown. I f you were guessing a SUPER dorky and pimpleful Bowser!!!!
(A/N: Pimpleful and dorky are also Americanese words.)
Bowser in a high pitch, cracking voice: I finally captured you! After all this time, I won! Goombas! Koopas! Take out this trash!
An army of koopas and goombas marched out toward our heroes. Thankfully, all the koopas and goombas were teen-agers also, so our heroes easily beat them.
Bowser: Holy shit! I mean, now I will defeat you!
All of the heroes looked at Bowser menacingly, they slowly walked toward him, closing in.
Bowser: Or maybe all just leave!
Bowser's throne went up through the roof. Bowser had escaped. Exactly when the good guys knew he had gotten away, they were caught in an explosion of light. They woke up outside the house, sitting on the sidewalk. They all looked at the house. It collapsed.
Wario: **To everyone** Well, so much for that! Who wants pizza?
All our heroes walked away, closer as friends (Or maybe just trying to avoid blame for the collapsed house). Luigi, on the other hand, looked back at the wreckage. He saw Lester, Nigel, Daisy the ghost, Marge, and the master ghost chef waving good-bye. He went stiff, then fell like Plank from 'Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy".
Daisy: Wait a sec! Where's Luigi?
The whole crew looked back at Luigi. Daisy walked up and grabbed the back of his neck and started dragging him along.
Daisy: Come on. Let's go to the hospital...
Wario: **To Waluigi** At least there'll be snack machines...
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Ta da!!!! It's over! Please send you're ideas for the next "Mario Teen" story! I thank all of you readers! I wish I had more to say for the ending "A/N" but I got nothing. Bye everybody!
Everybody: Bye Dr. Simdork!
It's from "The Simpson's"...
The Mario Teens Explore A Haunted House Chapter 5
We join Wario and Waluigi as they're walking down into the basement from a staircase in the foyer. Wario was waddling down the steps while Waluigi was freezing his butt off. He was holding his shoulders with the opposite hand and was bent over. Both could see their breaths.
Waluigi: It's REALLY chilly!
Wario: You're just a Mario brother-loving baby. I'm not cold.
Waluigi: You shuddap! The only reason you're warm is all that BLUBBER!
Wario: Why you little...
Wario attacked Waluigi. They just tripped and rolled down the stairs trying to beat the crap out of each other. When they landed, Wario was on top of Waluigi and was just about to it him, but there was a Boo watching.
Boo: Ahhh! Two gay, ugly humans! Ha ha ha!!!
Wario and Waluigi just looked at each other disgustingly, then looked at the boo with extreme rage.
Boo: **Extremely scared** Uh... I'll be going now...
The boo shot off down a hall and went THROUGH the door at the end, strait ahead of the Wario brothers. Wario and Waluigi both chased after him, Wario running like a bull, Waluigi running like a tarantula (Which is pretty fast seeing how they have 6 more legs than us and have much more power in each one for their size). They didn't stop to open the door; they just broke through it, turning it to dust. Unfortunately, that didn't stop them. They continued into the dimly lit room breaking into one of those 4x4 sized wine kegs. They didn't even notice until they were a washed in a sea of illegal alcoholic beverage. When the wine finally drained into the ground, they noticed:
Wario and Waluigi: **To each other** WE'RE IN A WINE CELLAR!!!!! SCORE!!!!!!!
Naturally, they started drinking bottle after bottle.
Wario: This (HIC!) rocks!
Waluigi: (HIC!) Yeah (HIC!)...
Eventually, they were sitting next to their bounty, still drinking one of the wine bottles. Just then, a booing voice echoed around the cellar.
Voice: I died down here, treating to giant collection. I will not have it drinking by 2 dumb teen-agers!
Wario: **Drunk off his bird and to Voice** You know, there's so much here, we could drink some now, and you'd still have enough to last you, like, an eternity and then some!
30 seconds later:
Wario, Waluigi, and Francis (The ghostly voice) were drunk off their bird, but were continuing to drink.
Wario: **To Waluigi and Francis** Ya' know, I love you guys!
Francis: **To Wario and Waluigi** When I was you age, I- I love you guys too.
Waluigi: **To Wario and Francis** And you stay away from my sister!
Francis: **To Waluigi** But you don't got no sister.
Wario: **To the "invisible waiter"** -And some flap jacks!
A crashing sound rumbled the entire cellar cracking one wall.
Waluigi: **To Wario** Wario, did you fart again?
Wario: **To his "invisible date"** You want some flapjacks, sweetie?
Francis: **To the Wario brothers** I know that sound means something... I think I should go...
Francis waved to the Wario brothers good-bye and they waved back. He awkwardly floated toward the cracking wall that was repeatedly being rammed into from the other side. The second he went through the wall, this was all that could be heard:
Francis: **To unknown object** Hey beautiful! Are you commin' my way?
The sound of a giant sword slashing something in half.
Francis: **To the unknown object/person/whatever...** I guess not...
The sound of, well, wet dog food goo slapping against hard flooring from a rather large height.
Now, every time there was another slam, a spray of ectoplasm shot through the wall.
Waluigi: **To Wario** Should we be worried?
Slam! Splatter!
Wario (covered in ectoplasm): **To Waluigi** Naw.
Finally, the wall broke. Mist flooded into the room and a massive Boo with HUGE, yellow fangs and long, sword-like arms. They could make out Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy stuck within the boo, kicking and screaming for their freedom, but they were silenced.
Boo: Now all I need is you two and I'll have all of the Mario characters that aren't pure evil.
At this point, the fear caused Wario and Waluigi to relieve themselves of all the wine via the opposite way (wink, wink). The boo just cracked up with a booming laugh that echoed like it must have been heard around the world. That filled Wario and Waluigi with adrenaline to embarrass the boo MORE! Also, to save the princesses, but mostly to make the boo eat crap.
Wario and Waluigi: **Wario to Peach and Waluigi to Daisy** I'll save you!
The both ran toward the boo at full force.
6 seconds later:
The whole team of "heroes" were inside the boo. Well, the boo was just finishing eating Wario.
Mario and Luigi: **Mario to Wario and Luigi to Waluigi, both sarcastically** Way to go, (Wario/Waluigi)! We definitely saved NOW!
Daisy: **To the boo** What do you plan to do with us?!
Boo: That's for me to know and yours too never ever find-
After that, the boo's voice started getting screwed up like a computer. Then, the boo itself started flashing in and out of existence.
Luigi: **To the heroes** IT'S A HOLOGRAM!!!
The hologram finally turned off as well as the voice. All the heroes looked around. In the hole in the wall were the "boo" broke through was a couple goombas next to a fog machine. In the roof, there was a huge bit cut off for where-ever the "boo" went where a number of koopas held out fishing rod's with the strings tied to the heroes holding them up, a hologram projector, and a boom box with the tape of the voice on it which now had melted within the boom box.
A koopa: Aw shit...
All the koopas and goombas ran away, dropping the heroes to the floor.
Mario: My butt...
Wario: Those stupid koopas and goombas tricked us! Let's get them!
Everybody but Wario: Yeah!
Luigi: But, how are we going to get up there? **Luigi pointed up into the hole in the ceiling.**
The heroes huddled up. After a bit of time, they all stood on each others shoulders (The princesses on the bottom so no one would look up their skirts) and Mario (On top) was able to drag everybody else up on to the ledge. They found a small, dusty hallway leading to a really large set of doors. The ghost that insulted the Wario brothers was poking his head out.
Ghost: Aw no, not again...
Wario: **To Waluigi** Let's get him!
Wario and Waluigi, grabbing on to the rest of the heroes, ran faster than any human should through the doors. Sadly, when they went through the door, they fell down a giant pit...
They woke up a while later. All of them were on the floor in front of a giant thrown. Now guess who was sitting in the thrown. I f you were guessing a SUPER dorky and pimpleful Bowser!!!!
(A/N: Pimpleful and dorky are also Americanese words.)
Bowser in a high pitch, cracking voice: I finally captured you! After all this time, I won! Goombas! Koopas! Take out this trash!
An army of koopas and goombas marched out toward our heroes. Thankfully, all the koopas and goombas were teen-agers also, so our heroes easily beat them.
Bowser: Holy shit! I mean, now I will defeat you!
All of the heroes looked at Bowser menacingly, they slowly walked toward him, closing in.
Bowser: Or maybe all just leave!
Bowser's throne went up through the roof. Bowser had escaped. Exactly when the good guys knew he had gotten away, they were caught in an explosion of light. They woke up outside the house, sitting on the sidewalk. They all looked at the house. It collapsed.
Wario: **To everyone** Well, so much for that! Who wants pizza?
All our heroes walked away, closer as friends (Or maybe just trying to avoid blame for the collapsed house). Luigi, on the other hand, looked back at the wreckage. He saw Lester, Nigel, Daisy the ghost, Marge, and the master ghost chef waving good-bye. He went stiff, then fell like Plank from 'Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy".
Daisy: Wait a sec! Where's Luigi?
The whole crew looked back at Luigi. Daisy walked up and grabbed the back of his neck and started dragging him along.
Daisy: Come on. Let's go to the hospital...
Wario: **To Waluigi** At least there'll be snack machines...
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Ta da!!!! It's over! Please send you're ideas for the next "Mario Teen" story! I thank all of you readers! I wish I had more to say for the ending "A/N" but I got nothing. Bye everybody!
Everybody: Bye Dr. Simdork!
It's from "The Simpson's"...