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The 10th thing I would do if I owned Lord of the Rings:
Make myself into a mutant who's power would be the ability to finish a Taco's nachos in one go – them's are big Nachos!
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Bog would have killed the Boss there and then had he not been wearing 1.2 metric tonnes of battle armour. This, of course, meant that it was extremely hard – nigh impossible – for the boss to move. So he sat there, stark still, face stuck in the grip of fear.
"BOOOOOOOOG NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Brog jumping before the Boss, arms wide to offer some protection to the gigantic gold mound.
"Get out of the way Brog, this is between me and fatso!" Hissed Bog, pulling up short of decapitating his cousin.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T LET YOU!" Screamed Brog – forcing everyone to clutch their ears or be forever deaf.
"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING!" Asked Bog as loud as he could.
"I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW – IT'S KIND OF FUN I GUESS!" Everyone nodded, understanding Brog's oral needs entirely.
The Boss had taken his chance and had slipped out of his body armour with the aid of a bottle of baby oil he always kept for emergencies such as this. He crept out the back, tip toeing to the doorway. Suddenly the sharp- eyed Gandalf snapped his head in the direction of the escaping Goblin pointing at him and bellowing loudly.
"AAAAAH HE'S ESCAPING!" Legolas, who had been out of action for far too long snapped up his brand-new 'secret weapon' and pointed it at the Goblin smiling mischievously.
"Take a look buddy – a long, long look!" The Boss glanced at the 'secret weapon' then screamed out, clutching his eyes in pain. Legolas pocketed the new and highly effective secret weapon before gesturing to the wide dusty doorway.
"Okay people enough of silly buggers lets go!" Adal looked at Legolas longingly.
"It's so good to have you back lord! But... where o' where is the spoon?" Legolas beautiful features contorted horridly.
"The.. The spoon..."
"Oh it's okay everyone! Bog's got it!" Pointed out Magine. And so he did – Bog was at that time busy 'redecorating' the wall with his battle-axe. He had already made a fair sized hole. Everyone looked on in terror as Bog attacked the wall – weakening it to cave-in point.
"AHH CAVE IN!" Screamed Brog dancing around in fear.
"To the door – quickly!" Suggested Gandalf with a forceful tone. Everyone whisked out of the door just in time to see the cave crumble completely.
"Ohh that was lucky!" Said Legolas as he ran his hands up and down his blue spandex absentmindedly. But no sooner had the words left his mouth than they were replaced with a cloud full of dust. He belched the fine powder up, mouth wide and eyes watering.
"AHH NO ANOTHER CAVE-IN!" Shrieked Brog...
And he was right – but it wasn't just a cave-in. The entire mountain was falling down around their ears! Gigantic boulder sized rocks clattered past them while they were engulfed in opaque swirls of dust. The party was forced onto their hands and knees in order to breathe but this meant they were in particular danger of being squashed by the free-falling lumps of stone.
"Stay close to me!" Coughed Gandalf through the all – encompassing dust.
"I'll never leave you buddy!" Wheezed Adall reaching out a thin hand to grasp Gandalf's wrinkly one. ...
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Oh no is this the end? Well the only way you'll ever find out is to tune in next week – or maybe even tomorrow... depends when I actually get round to writing again! Anyhow there will be another chapter and so sorry for the horrendously long wait for this one – I have no excuses... I am just so ashamed! So until I get round to the next chapter I suggest you review all day – ALL DAY!...
Chao!
The 10th thing I would do if I owned Lord of the Rings:
Make myself into a mutant who's power would be the ability to finish a Taco's nachos in one go – them's are big Nachos!
~*~
Bog would have killed the Boss there and then had he not been wearing 1.2 metric tonnes of battle armour. This, of course, meant that it was extremely hard – nigh impossible – for the boss to move. So he sat there, stark still, face stuck in the grip of fear.
"BOOOOOOOOG NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Brog jumping before the Boss, arms wide to offer some protection to the gigantic gold mound.
"Get out of the way Brog, this is between me and fatso!" Hissed Bog, pulling up short of decapitating his cousin.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T LET YOU!" Screamed Brog – forcing everyone to clutch their ears or be forever deaf.
"WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING!" Asked Bog as loud as he could.
"I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW – IT'S KIND OF FUN I GUESS!" Everyone nodded, understanding Brog's oral needs entirely.
The Boss had taken his chance and had slipped out of his body armour with the aid of a bottle of baby oil he always kept for emergencies such as this. He crept out the back, tip toeing to the doorway. Suddenly the sharp- eyed Gandalf snapped his head in the direction of the escaping Goblin pointing at him and bellowing loudly.
"AAAAAH HE'S ESCAPING!" Legolas, who had been out of action for far too long snapped up his brand-new 'secret weapon' and pointed it at the Goblin smiling mischievously.
"Take a look buddy – a long, long look!" The Boss glanced at the 'secret weapon' then screamed out, clutching his eyes in pain. Legolas pocketed the new and highly effective secret weapon before gesturing to the wide dusty doorway.
"Okay people enough of silly buggers lets go!" Adal looked at Legolas longingly.
"It's so good to have you back lord! But... where o' where is the spoon?" Legolas beautiful features contorted horridly.
"The.. The spoon..."
"Oh it's okay everyone! Bog's got it!" Pointed out Magine. And so he did – Bog was at that time busy 'redecorating' the wall with his battle-axe. He had already made a fair sized hole. Everyone looked on in terror as Bog attacked the wall – weakening it to cave-in point.
"AHH CAVE IN!" Screamed Brog dancing around in fear.
"To the door – quickly!" Suggested Gandalf with a forceful tone. Everyone whisked out of the door just in time to see the cave crumble completely.
"Ohh that was lucky!" Said Legolas as he ran his hands up and down his blue spandex absentmindedly. But no sooner had the words left his mouth than they were replaced with a cloud full of dust. He belched the fine powder up, mouth wide and eyes watering.
"AHH NO ANOTHER CAVE-IN!" Shrieked Brog...
And he was right – but it wasn't just a cave-in. The entire mountain was falling down around their ears! Gigantic boulder sized rocks clattered past them while they were engulfed in opaque swirls of dust. The party was forced onto their hands and knees in order to breathe but this meant they were in particular danger of being squashed by the free-falling lumps of stone.
"Stay close to me!" Coughed Gandalf through the all – encompassing dust.
"I'll never leave you buddy!" Wheezed Adall reaching out a thin hand to grasp Gandalf's wrinkly one. ...
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Oh no is this the end? Well the only way you'll ever find out is to tune in next week – or maybe even tomorrow... depends when I actually get round to writing again! Anyhow there will be another chapter and so sorry for the horrendously long wait for this one – I have no excuses... I am just so ashamed! So until I get round to the next chapter I suggest you review all day – ALL DAY!...
Chao!