Just Another Cheerleading Parody (Parody of one of the cheers from Bring It On)

Disclaimer: You know the drill...still don't own Gundam Wing, still don't own any of the songs I twist around and try to make fun of. In this case, I don't own any of the cheers from Bring It On, and I don't own the movie rights.

A/N: This one...is dedicated to Ryan Stiles, the funniest and cutest guy on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Other stuff: I'm giving the Gundam girls a chance to stretch their vocal cords. This one has Relena singing...God Almighty, cover your ears! Also, this isn't my best parody. Slight adult humor. You've been warned. Relena lovers...please don't flame me. Flames give me hives.

(The Gundam girls are in skimpy little cheerleader outfits, waving pompoms. The Gundam pilots, on the other hand, are bound and gagged in wooden chairs, squirming and trying to escape.)

Relena: I'm sexy, I'm cute

I'm popular to boot!

I'm BITCHIN! Great hair!

I HOPE HEERO'LL LOVE TO STARE!

Noin: I'M WANTED! I'M HOT!

I'M EVERYTHING LADY UNE'S NOT!

I'M PRETTY! I'M COOL!

I DOMINATE THE WORLD

Lady Une (through clenched teeth): Heads. Are. Going. To. Roll.

Hilde: WHO AM I! BAKA! JUST GUESS!

GUYS WHO ARE NAMED DUO MAXWELL JUST WANNA TOUCH MY CHEST!

I'M…ROCKIN'! I SMILE!

I'M ANYTHING BUT MILD!

Duo: Mmmpphmmmildddddeeee!!!!

Cathy: I'M FLYING! I JUMP!

YOU CAN LOOK AND IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE MAGUANACS YOU CAN HUMP!

(Trowa has managed to get his gag off.)

Trowa: WHAT?!? Cathy?!?

All Gundam girls: WOOOOO!!!

Relena: I'M MAJOR! I ROAR!

I SWEAR I'M NOT A WHORE (BUT I ALMOST WAS)!

I NAG AND I LEAD!

I ACT LIKE I'M ON WEED!

YOU HATE ME CAUSE HEERO'S MINE WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!!!

I'M RELENA DORLIAN PEACECRAFT YUY!

I AM RELENA DORLIAN PEACECRAFT YUY!!!

Hilde, Dorothy, Catherine, Sally, Noin, and Lady Une: UH-HUH!!!

(Quatre tries to nudge Heero, and he succeeds in doing so. Heero's face can't be any redder. It looks like a huge blister.)

Cathy: I'M BIG RED, C-C-CATHERINE!"

Sally: S-S-S-SALLY!

Hilde: DUDE, IT'S HILDE!!!!!!!!!!

Lady Une: I'M BIG BAD BITCH, THEY CALL ME UNE!!!!!!!

Cathy: I'M STILL CATHERINE!

Dorothy: I SIZZLE, I SCORCH!!!!!!!

AND HOPEFULLY I WILL NEVER PASS THE TORCH!

THE BALLOTS ARE IN, AND ONE GIRL SADLY HAD TO WIN

SHE'S ANNOYING, SHE'S DUMB! AND DAMN!

SHE'S STILL NUMBER ONE!

Hilde, Dorothy, Catherine, Sally, Noin, and Lady Une: HEERO DAMN YOU,

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST KILL HER WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE?

K-K-K-KICK IT, RELENA!!!!!!! R-R-R-RELENA!!!!

Relena: I'M STRONG AND I'M LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PROUD!

I'M R-R-RELENA! YOUR VICE FOREIGN MINISTER RELENAAAAA!!!!!!!

(All the pilots have their gags off)

Trowa: Well, that opened up a lot of things.

Wufei: For example?

Trowa: I never knew that my sister digged Maguanacs...

Duo: Heero, crap, dude, Relena wants to do it with you!

(Relena saucily approaches Heero)

(Heero: Sweatdrop, gulp.)

Heero (whispering): Untie me!

Duo: No way!

(Cathy comes to his rescue by slicing his bonds with a jeweled knife. Heero bolts out of the chair, out of the warehouse, and runs all the way to the airport to buy a plane ticket to the farthest, most remote regions of the Earth.)

Heero: THANKS CATHY! I OWE YOU ONE!

Cathy: Get me a Maguanac and we'll call it even!

Heero: GREAT!!!!

A/N: Last I heard from Heero, he changed his name to Thelonius Mahahapeemasetilon and is now working as a missionary in Zimbabwe.

And as for Relena? She followed Heero around the world until she ran out of money and worked at Coyote Ugly.

A/A/N: I've gotten some reviews...asking what I have against pop music, Relena, and stuff like that. I just want to make some things clear. I don't have anything against anyone. Sure, I dont like pop stars themselves, but their stereotypical brand of music is just fine with me. And I'm just writing these things to make people like me laugh...that's it. Pretty much.