~*LOTHLORIEN*~
At last they arrive at Lothlorien.
"Greetings," says Aragorn to Haldir. "We have come to seek refuge here."
Haldir looks at him weirdly, but then Legolas punches Aragorn out of the way and Aragorn falls over. Legolas looks at Haldir, and says some Elfish to him.
Haldir nods, and they all go into Lothlorien. The Hobbits all look around and go "Wow". The humans (apart from Aragorn who's still knocked out) look as though they're in a none-existing world (well... it's not THAT far from the truth, is it??)
When it's bedtime, the Hobbits grumble because they have to sleep in bunk beds.
"Oh, quit complaining," says Melissa, irritably.
"Yeah, you're lucky to even have beds!" says Ceara. "Look at us!" She, Annalise and Maria have to sleep on the floor, because the elves were only expecting nine in the fellowship.
"Hmmm, I suppose so," says Merry.
"Have a good night's sleep!" teases Pippin, laughing.
They all drift off......
Suddenly, Eloijah wakes up, and for some weird reason seems to think that going down to the clearing is a good idea (weirdo...). But then Galadriel stalks stalking him, only it looks as though Eloijah is stalking HER because she's in front of him.
When Eloijah woke up, though, he woke Mariam up too.
"Hey!" whispers Mariam. "Eloijah! Psst!"
Mariam is being too loud, though, and wakes Helen T and Helen M up as well.
"What's going on?" says Helen M, sleepily.
"Yeah, why are you calling Eloijah?" says Helen T. "Shut up, we're trying to sleep!"
"Eloijah's acting real weird," whispers Mariam. "He's gone down there!"
Helen M suddenly sits up. "Let's stalk him!" she says.
"Yeah," agrees Helen T.
So all three of them creep down in the direction that Eloijah went to, but they can't find him.
"It's this way," says Mariam.
"No, it's this way," says Helen T.
"No, it's THAT way," says Helen M.
"OK," says Mariam. "Let's all go separate ways!"
So they part and go down different paths.
After about five minutes of wandering, Helen M and Helen T meet up again.
"Hi!" they say, simultaneously.
"Our paths must have crossed," says Helen M.
"Where's Mariam?" asks Helen T.
"Dunno," says Helen M, intelligently.
"Where's Eloijah?"
"Dunno."
"Shall we try and find them then?"
"Yeah, sure."
Meanwhile, Eloijah has caught up with Galadriel and she's trying to make him put his head into a bowl of water.
"Hey, no way!" Eloijah keeps insisting. "Why would I wanna do that?"
"It's a goddamn mirror!" Galadriel says. "The mirror shows many things; things that were... things that are... and some things that have not yet come to pass."
Eloijah looks doubtful, but then looks at the water.
But then Helen T and Helen M see what's going on, as they come down the steps.
"Elojah!" Helen M shouts. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Why shouldn't he do that?" Helen T asks.
"Because Galadriel is gonna try to steal the ring!"
"How do you know that?" Helen T asks, astonished.
"Duh, I've seen the film."
Eloijah hears them and looks up. He overbalances, tips the bowl over and it smashes on the floor.
"Argh! My mirror!" shouts Galadriel. Her eyes fall on Eloijah. "I'll get you, you.... You..."
They decide to run away, sharpish.
They run back and wake everyone up, but Patty won't wake up.
"Patty! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!"
She won't wake up, so they decide to leave Boromir to wake her up, while the rest of them run away. But Sean Bean, being a bit of an idiot and a coward, decides to leave Patty where she is (How mean!) and runs away.
They all get out of Lothlorien, but then Helen T realises something. "Oh my god, we've left Mariam behind!"
Legolas turns around. "Where is she?" he asks.
"She got lost, when we went looking for Eloijah!"
Legolas runs off back to Lothlorien to look for her.
Aragorn shouts for him to come back, but Legolas ignores him.
When he gets to Lothlorien again, he has to turn invisible (a talent that he has never revealed to Peter Jackson before) in case Galadriel finds him.
He's quietly walking through the woods, when he bumps into something.
"Ow!"
"OUCH! Who's that?"
"Who's THAT?"
"I can't see you!"
Legolas turns uninvisible. He sees who it is; it's Arwen!
"Arwen!" he says, astonished. What are you doing here? You're from Rivendell, aren't you?"
"Yeah, but I came looking for Aragorn."
They begin talking quietly, and Legolas realises that Arwen is looking at him in a different light.
Arwen, on the other hand, has fallen completely in love with Legolas. She's forgotten about Aragorn, and is fully concentrating on Legolas.
She mentions this, and Legolas says, "But you're going out with Aragorn, aren't you?"
"I'm an elf, I can manage two guys at the same time."
"O...K." Legolas looks extremely worried and, as Arwen leans over to try and kiss him, he hears a voice.
"Hey! Orli! ORLI!" Its Mariam, shouting!
"Hey, would you look at that!" says Legolas, quickly. "I found Mariam! Gotta go, rescue her! It was great talking to you, but I gotta go now!"
He goes over to Mariam, and they quickly run out of Lothlorien together, back to the fellowship.
"You're my hero, Orli!" says Mariam, dreamily.
"It was nothing," he says, embarrassed.
"OK, enough chitchat," says Gimli, annoyed. "We're missing someone else. No, TWO people."
"Oh yeah, that's Seany and Patty," says Maxy, absentmindedly. "Patty's still asleep, and Seany made a run for it, back to Rivendell."
They don't bother looking for them, as everyone is much better without them.
"Now, forward, and let's destroy the Ring!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
At last they arrive at Lothlorien.
"Greetings," says Aragorn to Haldir. "We have come to seek refuge here."
Haldir looks at him weirdly, but then Legolas punches Aragorn out of the way and Aragorn falls over. Legolas looks at Haldir, and says some Elfish to him.
Haldir nods, and they all go into Lothlorien. The Hobbits all look around and go "Wow". The humans (apart from Aragorn who's still knocked out) look as though they're in a none-existing world (well... it's not THAT far from the truth, is it??)
When it's bedtime, the Hobbits grumble because they have to sleep in bunk beds.
"Oh, quit complaining," says Melissa, irritably.
"Yeah, you're lucky to even have beds!" says Ceara. "Look at us!" She, Annalise and Maria have to sleep on the floor, because the elves were only expecting nine in the fellowship.
"Hmmm, I suppose so," says Merry.
"Have a good night's sleep!" teases Pippin, laughing.
They all drift off......
Suddenly, Eloijah wakes up, and for some weird reason seems to think that going down to the clearing is a good idea (weirdo...). But then Galadriel stalks stalking him, only it looks as though Eloijah is stalking HER because she's in front of him.
When Eloijah woke up, though, he woke Mariam up too.
"Hey!" whispers Mariam. "Eloijah! Psst!"
Mariam is being too loud, though, and wakes Helen T and Helen M up as well.
"What's going on?" says Helen M, sleepily.
"Yeah, why are you calling Eloijah?" says Helen T. "Shut up, we're trying to sleep!"
"Eloijah's acting real weird," whispers Mariam. "He's gone down there!"
Helen M suddenly sits up. "Let's stalk him!" she says.
"Yeah," agrees Helen T.
So all three of them creep down in the direction that Eloijah went to, but they can't find him.
"It's this way," says Mariam.
"No, it's this way," says Helen T.
"No, it's THAT way," says Helen M.
"OK," says Mariam. "Let's all go separate ways!"
So they part and go down different paths.
After about five minutes of wandering, Helen M and Helen T meet up again.
"Hi!" they say, simultaneously.
"Our paths must have crossed," says Helen M.
"Where's Mariam?" asks Helen T.
"Dunno," says Helen M, intelligently.
"Where's Eloijah?"
"Dunno."
"Shall we try and find them then?"
"Yeah, sure."
Meanwhile, Eloijah has caught up with Galadriel and she's trying to make him put his head into a bowl of water.
"Hey, no way!" Eloijah keeps insisting. "Why would I wanna do that?"
"It's a goddamn mirror!" Galadriel says. "The mirror shows many things; things that were... things that are... and some things that have not yet come to pass."
Eloijah looks doubtful, but then looks at the water.
But then Helen T and Helen M see what's going on, as they come down the steps.
"Elojah!" Helen M shouts. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Why shouldn't he do that?" Helen T asks.
"Because Galadriel is gonna try to steal the ring!"
"How do you know that?" Helen T asks, astonished.
"Duh, I've seen the film."
Eloijah hears them and looks up. He overbalances, tips the bowl over and it smashes on the floor.
"Argh! My mirror!" shouts Galadriel. Her eyes fall on Eloijah. "I'll get you, you.... You..."
They decide to run away, sharpish.
They run back and wake everyone up, but Patty won't wake up.
"Patty! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!"
She won't wake up, so they decide to leave Boromir to wake her up, while the rest of them run away. But Sean Bean, being a bit of an idiot and a coward, decides to leave Patty where she is (How mean!) and runs away.
They all get out of Lothlorien, but then Helen T realises something. "Oh my god, we've left Mariam behind!"
Legolas turns around. "Where is she?" he asks.
"She got lost, when we went looking for Eloijah!"
Legolas runs off back to Lothlorien to look for her.
Aragorn shouts for him to come back, but Legolas ignores him.
When he gets to Lothlorien again, he has to turn invisible (a talent that he has never revealed to Peter Jackson before) in case Galadriel finds him.
He's quietly walking through the woods, when he bumps into something.
"Ow!"
"OUCH! Who's that?"
"Who's THAT?"
"I can't see you!"
Legolas turns uninvisible. He sees who it is; it's Arwen!
"Arwen!" he says, astonished. What are you doing here? You're from Rivendell, aren't you?"
"Yeah, but I came looking for Aragorn."
They begin talking quietly, and Legolas realises that Arwen is looking at him in a different light.
Arwen, on the other hand, has fallen completely in love with Legolas. She's forgotten about Aragorn, and is fully concentrating on Legolas.
She mentions this, and Legolas says, "But you're going out with Aragorn, aren't you?"
"I'm an elf, I can manage two guys at the same time."
"O...K." Legolas looks extremely worried and, as Arwen leans over to try and kiss him, he hears a voice.
"Hey! Orli! ORLI!" Its Mariam, shouting!
"Hey, would you look at that!" says Legolas, quickly. "I found Mariam! Gotta go, rescue her! It was great talking to you, but I gotta go now!"
He goes over to Mariam, and they quickly run out of Lothlorien together, back to the fellowship.
"You're my hero, Orli!" says Mariam, dreamily.
"It was nothing," he says, embarrassed.
"OK, enough chitchat," says Gimli, annoyed. "We're missing someone else. No, TWO people."
"Oh yeah, that's Seany and Patty," says Maxy, absentmindedly. "Patty's still asleep, and Seany made a run for it, back to Rivendell."
They don't bother looking for them, as everyone is much better without them.
"Now, forward, and let's destroy the Ring!"
TO BE CONTINUED...