Walkin' On The Moon (Parody of 'Walking On the Sun' by Smash Mouth
A/N: Warning: Skip all the pointless author's note and the other, minor stuff. Because, #1: It will most likely not interest you and #2: It probably doesn't concern you. I'm not sure which applies to each individual reader.
Disclaimer: (Sung to the tune of the Alphabet Song)
I-D-O-N-apostrophe-T
O-W-N-G-U-N-D-A-M-W-I-N-G
Or any of the songs by Smash Mouth, S-A-D-ly
Now you know this disclaimer thingy
Is so you big companies don't sue poor little me...
A/N: Ah...this is for Ragart Enivid, who hates it when I don't talk, who thinks I'm a boring doofus, who almost never replies to any of my e-mails, and so on. But I love him anyway, the demented little fool.
Other, minor stuff: Nothing, except I'm really running out of ideas. You people better give me suggestions along with your reviews!!! ::pout pout:: Also, this one just doesn't make any sense at all, and it's not really good. But read anyway, okay???
Oh. Ah. I forgot. Here goes: I will stop writing parodies for a while, I guess. Since tomorrow, June 10, 2002, will be when (Oh God, no) school starts again. Aw, damn. So, just try and check on FF.Net if I have anything up. But I'm not one to disappoint anyone, so I WILL write parodies during algebra period (Why do we need that awful, awful subject?) when I have nothing better to do but *listen* to my teacher. In the words of my beloved Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot), "Fucking hell."
Wufei: It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the Earth a toke
And teach the world to do martial arts like Jet Li
And teach the colonies to read ancient Chinese history
Hey I know this is just a song but it's a condiment for the recipe
Duo (grabbing the mic from Wufei): This is an OZ attack, I know it went out but hey! it's back
It's just like any nuclear bomb, it implodes upon impact
War's just like fashion, it's a passion for the typical suicidal war-freak
Heero: Why must all of Mandy's parodies contain a passage that really humiliates me?
Wufei (reassuring his friend): You're subconscious is just thinking that!
Dorothy (from background): I'm not a war-freak! (Thinks twice) Oh yeah, wait a minute, I am. Sorry for wasting 5 seconds of your lives. (Undertone) Must…find…firearms…
Duo: If you got the parts the bad guys'll come and kill you just to stay in their cliques
All pilots: So don't delay, act now, Gundam parts are running out
Allow if you don't die from nuclear meltdown, AC 206 to come down
And if you try and follow up there may be a tomorrow for you but if
The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the moon
Heero: A few million years ago women couldn't speak up, the Black Plague broke out
And gundanium and titanium weren't even a cure for the gout
And our ancestors smoked out each other with tons of crack around the bonfire
Just a singin' a destroyin' man what the fuck happened?
Trowa: Then some were spellbound with Harry Potter (yuck) some were hellbound
Some they got shot down and some got back up and
Fought back against depression
And their kids were more Gundam pilots, oh so pro-yaoi
Because damn pop music is smashing the true meaning of everything
All pilots: So don't delay, act now, Gundam parts are running out
Allow if you don't die from nuclear meltdown, AC 206 to come down
And if you try and follow up there may be a tomorrow for you but if
The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the moon
Quatre: It ain't no joke when Relena's handkerchief is soaked
Heer (from background): You are SO dead, Winner.
Quatre: With her tears because Heero's life has been stoked
The bond has broke up, so throw up and focus on the close up
Mr. Harry Potter can't perform no God-like hocus-pocus
Duo (whining): I LIKE Harry Potter!
Wufei: I do too, but the authoress prefers Lord of the Rings.
(A/N: Why are you all looking at me? Is it wrong to like Lord of the Rings better? ::Kiddie pout, folds her arms across her chest::)
Quatre: So don't sit back kick back, and watch the world get smacked and whacked
News at eight o' clock, are you aware where your kids are?
Put away the ZERO System before the ZERO System makes you go insane
You need to be there when your Gundams are finally able to relate
All pilots: So don't delay, act now, Gundam parts are running out
Allow if you don't die from nuclear meltdown, AC 206 to come down
And if you try and follow up there may be a tomorrow for you but if
The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the moon
Might as well be walkin' on the moon
Might as well be walkin' on the moon
You might as well be walkin' on the moon
Might as well be walkin' on the moon
Heero: What was the point of the entire parody?
Trowa: There wasn't any.
Wufei: Then why did we sing a pointless parody?
Quatre: All parodies are pointless. They are written for the entertainment of writers.
Duo: Wow, Winner, since when did you become Confucius Jr.?
Quatre (in a Yoda-ish voice): We now eat, or later get hungry.
Heero (in a spooky, Yoda-ish voice): Want me KFC.
Wufei: Dimsum me.
Trowa: TELETUBBIES!!!!!
(Everyone looks at Trowa with a 'huh?' expression)
Trowa: I'm sorry...I just couldn't think of anything.
Quatre: That's because you don't talk.
Trowa: So...you guys think I should talk more?
(Duo, Heero, Quatre, and Wufei nod. I nod really, really fast)
Trowa: Um, okay... (takes a long, deep breath)HowaboutthoseKnickshuhDuoYou'reAmericanrightyouliketheKnicksrightbeca useyou'reAmericanrighttheywonrightdidn'ttheymyname's TrowaBartonbutyoucancallmeNanashiwhichmeansnonamebecauselikeduhIdon'treallyh avearealnameunlessyoucountTritonBloomwhich iswhoCathythinksIamShe'skindaannoyingforsomeonewhothrowsknivesnemyfavoritest GundamisDeathscytheHellCustombecauseit'ssowickedIhateHeavyarmsbecausehe'salw aysrunningoutofammoIhaterunningoutofammo...
(Heero, Duo, Quatre, Wufei, and I back away from Trowa carefully. We all sweatdrop.)
Me: Okaaaayyy... who preferred Trowa when he didn't talk?
(Everyone raises their hands.)
Me: Okay, Trowa, don't talk unless you have to, okay?
Trowa: Humph.
Heero: I call pizza!
A/N: Um, HEY! No offense to the Harry Potter worshippers, okay? I just like LOTR better. Is that a CRIME?
(My muse of everything related to fanfiction, Ragart, whispers to me that it IS a crime-in England-to hate Harry Potter.)
Me: Oh! Hehe...
(Runs to the airport and buys a plane ticket back to the Philippines, where she'll be relatively 'safe.')
A final note on the absurdly long, poor excuse for an author's note: I'm sorry about that.
A/N: Warning: Skip all the pointless author's note and the other, minor stuff. Because, #1: It will most likely not interest you and #2: It probably doesn't concern you. I'm not sure which applies to each individual reader.
Disclaimer: (Sung to the tune of the Alphabet Song)
I-D-O-N-apostrophe-T
O-W-N-G-U-N-D-A-M-W-I-N-G
Or any of the songs by Smash Mouth, S-A-D-ly
Now you know this disclaimer thingy
Is so you big companies don't sue poor little me...
A/N: Ah...this is for Ragart Enivid, who hates it when I don't talk, who thinks I'm a boring doofus, who almost never replies to any of my e-mails, and so on. But I love him anyway, the demented little fool.
Other, minor stuff: Nothing, except I'm really running out of ideas. You people better give me suggestions along with your reviews!!! ::pout pout:: Also, this one just doesn't make any sense at all, and it's not really good. But read anyway, okay???
Oh. Ah. I forgot. Here goes: I will stop writing parodies for a while, I guess. Since tomorrow, June 10, 2002, will be when (Oh God, no) school starts again. Aw, damn. So, just try and check on FF.Net if I have anything up. But I'm not one to disappoint anyone, so I WILL write parodies during algebra period (Why do we need that awful, awful subject?) when I have nothing better to do but *listen* to my teacher. In the words of my beloved Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot), "Fucking hell."
Wufei: It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the Earth a toke
And teach the world to do martial arts like Jet Li
And teach the colonies to read ancient Chinese history
Hey I know this is just a song but it's a condiment for the recipe
Duo (grabbing the mic from Wufei): This is an OZ attack, I know it went out but hey! it's back
It's just like any nuclear bomb, it implodes upon impact
War's just like fashion, it's a passion for the typical suicidal war-freak
Heero: Why must all of Mandy's parodies contain a passage that really humiliates me?
Wufei (reassuring his friend): You're subconscious is just thinking that!
Dorothy (from background): I'm not a war-freak! (Thinks twice) Oh yeah, wait a minute, I am. Sorry for wasting 5 seconds of your lives. (Undertone) Must…find…firearms…
Duo: If you got the parts the bad guys'll come and kill you just to stay in their cliques
All pilots: So don't delay, act now, Gundam parts are running out
Allow if you don't die from nuclear meltdown, AC 206 to come down
And if you try and follow up there may be a tomorrow for you but if
The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the moon
Heero: A few million years ago women couldn't speak up, the Black Plague broke out
And gundanium and titanium weren't even a cure for the gout
And our ancestors smoked out each other with tons of crack around the bonfire
Just a singin' a destroyin' man what the fuck happened?
Trowa: Then some were spellbound with Harry Potter (yuck) some were hellbound
Some they got shot down and some got back up and
Fought back against depression
And their kids were more Gundam pilots, oh so pro-yaoi
Because damn pop music is smashing the true meaning of everything
All pilots: So don't delay, act now, Gundam parts are running out
Allow if you don't die from nuclear meltdown, AC 206 to come down
And if you try and follow up there may be a tomorrow for you but if
The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the moon
Quatre: It ain't no joke when Relena's handkerchief is soaked
Heer (from background): You are SO dead, Winner.
Quatre: With her tears because Heero's life has been stoked
The bond has broke up, so throw up and focus on the close up
Mr. Harry Potter can't perform no God-like hocus-pocus
Duo (whining): I LIKE Harry Potter!
Wufei: I do too, but the authoress prefers Lord of the Rings.
(A/N: Why are you all looking at me? Is it wrong to like Lord of the Rings better? ::Kiddie pout, folds her arms across her chest::)
Quatre: So don't sit back kick back, and watch the world get smacked and whacked
News at eight o' clock, are you aware where your kids are?
Put away the ZERO System before the ZERO System makes you go insane
You need to be there when your Gundams are finally able to relate
All pilots: So don't delay, act now, Gundam parts are running out
Allow if you don't die from nuclear meltdown, AC 206 to come down
And if you try and follow up there may be a tomorrow for you but if
The offer's shun, you might as well be walkin' on the moon
Might as well be walkin' on the moon
Might as well be walkin' on the moon
You might as well be walkin' on the moon
Might as well be walkin' on the moon
Heero: What was the point of the entire parody?
Trowa: There wasn't any.
Wufei: Then why did we sing a pointless parody?
Quatre: All parodies are pointless. They are written for the entertainment of writers.
Duo: Wow, Winner, since when did you become Confucius Jr.?
Quatre (in a Yoda-ish voice): We now eat, or later get hungry.
Heero (in a spooky, Yoda-ish voice): Want me KFC.
Wufei: Dimsum me.
Trowa: TELETUBBIES!!!!!
(Everyone looks at Trowa with a 'huh?' expression)
Trowa: I'm sorry...I just couldn't think of anything.
Quatre: That's because you don't talk.
Trowa: So...you guys think I should talk more?
(Duo, Heero, Quatre, and Wufei nod. I nod really, really fast)
Trowa: Um, okay... (takes a long, deep breath)HowaboutthoseKnickshuhDuoYou'reAmericanrightyouliketheKnicksrightbeca useyou'reAmericanrighttheywonrightdidn'ttheymyname's TrowaBartonbutyoucancallmeNanashiwhichmeansnonamebecauselikeduhIdon'treallyh avearealnameunlessyoucountTritonBloomwhich iswhoCathythinksIamShe'skindaannoyingforsomeonewhothrowsknivesnemyfavoritest GundamisDeathscytheHellCustombecauseit'ssowickedIhateHeavyarmsbecausehe'salw aysrunningoutofammoIhaterunningoutofammo...
(Heero, Duo, Quatre, Wufei, and I back away from Trowa carefully. We all sweatdrop.)
Me: Okaaaayyy... who preferred Trowa when he didn't talk?
(Everyone raises their hands.)
Me: Okay, Trowa, don't talk unless you have to, okay?
Trowa: Humph.
Heero: I call pizza!
A/N: Um, HEY! No offense to the Harry Potter worshippers, okay? I just like LOTR better. Is that a CRIME?
(My muse of everything related to fanfiction, Ragart, whispers to me that it IS a crime-in England-to hate Harry Potter.)
Me: Oh! Hehe...
(Runs to the airport and buys a plane ticket back to the Philippines, where she'll be relatively 'safe.')
A final note on the absurdly long, poor excuse for an author's note: I'm sorry about that.