Disclaimer- we don't own Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter or anything else which looks familiar we just borrow them.

This is a chain story between BexPotter (of Harry Potter stories) and Aranel-elf (of Lord of the Rings Stories.) It's obscure indeed but for anyone who knows either of us (okay if you know one of us it's likely you know the other but anyway!) its probably quite normal. Some of the chapters are very short indeed so I'll join them up on one posting.

BexPotter Chapter One

One day Harry Potter was walking in the woods of Mirkwood, which were known, to the Hogwarts students as the Forbidden Forest. In the wood was a magic tree which if you climbed to the top you were in middle earth Harry had no idea how this worked as they were in top earth and if you climbed up you wouldn't be in Middle Earth but above top Earth. Hermione had told him to stop thinking about stupid things and get on with his homework but that was Hermione for you always concerned about Schoolwork. Harry thought the stuff she was talking about was stupid how could the earth rise to meet an object in the middle if you dropped it, it would be a giant bouncy castle.

Harry came to a clearing and who should appear but Sirius Black.

"Harry I have something to tell you my name isn't Sirius Black but Aragorn son of Arathorn I have been here in disguise I come from middle earth, so does Dumbledore he's real name is Gandalf and Ron is Sam and Hagrid is really a dwarf called Gimli."

Harry interrupted him "How can Hagrid be a dwarf."

"Don't question me okay McGonaggall is called Arwen and I am secretly in love with her, Hermione is well actually Hermione is just Hermione but we can't leave her out same with Moony really, oh and Lockhart is Boromir and Snape well Snape is really an elf called Legolas. Oh and you Harry are called Frodo and you are to come oin a mission with me to destroy the evil dark Curtain ring no wait that is a curtain ring I'm holding I mean the evil one ring."

Harry stood there with his mouth hanging open and said

"Okay I kinda got lost after Harry I have something to tell you so can we start again please."

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