Okay chapter two.
Aranel-Elf
"Snape? How on earth can he be a fantastic heart-throb of a blond elf??" Harry was confused. He had seen the movie, Lord of the Rings, and had quite fallen in love with a certain elf, and was contemplating his sexuality. This just put a whole new twist on those shimmering cauldrons, and their intoxicatingly sweet fumes....
"The thing is" said Sirius "He had to have a suitable cover up - it was hell for him, not being able to wash his hair! Just imagine, one of the cleanest things on earth not being able to wash..." Harry wanted to stop imagining, right now. His mind, combined with Sirius', was not exactly helping him with the sexuality issue. His mind started to wander onto fouler things, when he was struck by an idea. (Boy, that's got to hurt!)
"So if there all the good things, what about the Balrogs and orcs...and...And well, all that stuff?"
"The Balrogs, well, that reminds me of an interesting anecdote. You see, there is nothing worse then a balrog with wind - it just simply blows you away---" His words were cut short from a noise below them.
"Shnookums?Are you up there, my darling sweetie pie?"
BexPotter
From the other side of the clearing came McGonnagall in a way Harry had never seen her before he suddenly found himself thinking about his sexuality more than he had before. She was dressed in white with a necklace round her neck, She walked over to where Sirius was standing and pulled him into a passionate kiss, Harry stood there not knowing where to look and when they eventually came up for Air half an hour later McGonnagall just vanished.
"Harry come with me and we will go to Middle Earth and I will go to some where and you will er go to some where else I suppose." He climbed up the tree and like Mcgonaggal vanished Harry followed Noticing that as he walked closer to the tree he seemed to shrink and he had a sudden urge for a plate of mushrooms and a cigar.
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Aranel-Elf
"Snape? How on earth can he be a fantastic heart-throb of a blond elf??" Harry was confused. He had seen the movie, Lord of the Rings, and had quite fallen in love with a certain elf, and was contemplating his sexuality. This just put a whole new twist on those shimmering cauldrons, and their intoxicatingly sweet fumes....
"The thing is" said Sirius "He had to have a suitable cover up - it was hell for him, not being able to wash his hair! Just imagine, one of the cleanest things on earth not being able to wash..." Harry wanted to stop imagining, right now. His mind, combined with Sirius', was not exactly helping him with the sexuality issue. His mind started to wander onto fouler things, when he was struck by an idea. (Boy, that's got to hurt!)
"So if there all the good things, what about the Balrogs and orcs...and...And well, all that stuff?"
"The Balrogs, well, that reminds me of an interesting anecdote. You see, there is nothing worse then a balrog with wind - it just simply blows you away---" His words were cut short from a noise below them.
"Shnookums?Are you up there, my darling sweetie pie?"
BexPotter
From the other side of the clearing came McGonnagall in a way Harry had never seen her before he suddenly found himself thinking about his sexuality more than he had before. She was dressed in white with a necklace round her neck, She walked over to where Sirius was standing and pulled him into a passionate kiss, Harry stood there not knowing where to look and when they eventually came up for Air half an hour later McGonnagall just vanished.
"Harry come with me and we will go to Middle Earth and I will go to some where and you will er go to some where else I suppose." He climbed up the tree and like Mcgonaggal vanished Harry followed Noticing that as he walked closer to the tree he seemed to shrink and he had a sudden urge for a plate of mushrooms and a cigar.
Thanks for reading please review.