Random evilness 3 by Heretic Angel.
Started 18/06/2002

Still dedicated to 'Queen of hell' , the first person to say to me : ' BITE ME '.
The pact is still running , right ? I hope I let your dream come true ...

Disclaimers:
The characters of Buffy the vampire Slayer and Angel don't belong to me .
( That's the best thing to do because I'd really fuck them up )

The characters Elena Lwovna , Stephanie Orban , Dajo Streulens and Sim Tack
( Wacko Tacko ) only belong to themselves , because they are real living persons , and I've tried to write them down as we are in reality . ( Skip the vampire part though ... )
So goodness , so you can't use them . Or else I'll get my vampire minions to sue you !
( And they won't burst out in flames like they usual do ... )


Lyrics of 'Commemorating Death' are by Phillipe Lombaert and his his band , YMI . They're like Cradle of Filth , without a record contract . They're good !
( Although Phil hates me .)   To know more about the band go to : www.homestead.com/ymirealm

To see some of Phillipe's 'dark' art go to :
www.homestead.com/worksofmadness

Lord abortion of Cradle of filth is also used . To be found on the Midian album .

Pairings :                        The wanna-be-vamp gang ( thus includes Elena and me . Sim's just going along with us . ( The wanker ... )
Dajo/Daemon just wanted to be in a story of mine and kill . Well , who doesn't ? 
Also Spike , Drusilla , evil vamp Xander , Buffy . = real characters from the show !

Warnings : Contains nothing special . Only a rather chipless Spike .
Just laugh the hell out of yourselves with Sim . And believe me ; he does this stuff in real life ! And so does Elena . Or she will ... as she gets the ideas to do to him from this story ! FUNNY LIKE HELL !

And just to clarify : Don't think anything ...
Elena is damned as well straight as anyone can be and IS not together with Sim . And I ? Well , that's for you to figure out ! I don't think that Sim is attracted to any gender of the human race at all . ( Only to weapons g )

Summary : Three Belgian teenagers go to L.A. and meet up with a chipless Spike .

Important to know :

Taaargh ! : frustated scream . Always done by Sim Tack . It's his usual way . And annoying t'is as well .(in my mind)

A : this means author Stephanie Orban speaking here , taking the mick with Sim or just defending myself . Wouldn't ever dream to do this to Elena  ...  Queen of hell ! I bow for you ! G



PART THREE  - The alteration / AKA Sucking The Brat


Daemon looked at Drusilla as she slept . Dragging a few fingers through his hair , he wondered why the hell he let her do the things she wanted . Not that she'd dyed his hair blonde ( thank the devil ! ) , but she somehow had managed to cut it all off , so that he found himself faced with a rather short punkish haircut . She hadn't touched his hair colour , knowing that his black coloration would grow out anyway . Then he was a blonde . Not a blonde , blonde as Dru wanted him to be , but still a blonde .

He wished he could look into a mirror to see how terrible his haircut was . Then he sighed . He was in the mood for killing . He'd bring a gift along for Drusilla .  

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Xander heard her gasp , as he lay down on her , shifting his full weight upon her legs , so that she couldn't kick him in his 'other' sensitive parts . Her blood filled his veins , and he was enjoying the warmth of it . Drinking until he was fulfilled , leaving her on his bed , he got up , and grinned as he saw her slowly dying .

Spike pulled his fangs out of Elena and said : " You like vampires , huh , luv ? Well , here's one . Yeah , that's mah . " Then he went back to her neck , and drank nearly of all her blood , until she was groggy .

" Spike ? What do ya think that we keep these incredible horny girls ? " , Spike heard Xander growl in the other room as he licked his lips .

" Good for mah . Was getting a bit lonely in bed anyway . Wah can still stake 'em if we get tired of 'em . "

" You read *my* mind . " 

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Meanwhile , Sim had done practically everything what the girls had told him*not* to do , except for the masturbating on Stephanie's bed . And he wasn't planning to do it at all .

He yawned . He was bored . Maybe he should go to his own room . But then there wasn't no Tv . He yawned again . Maybe he should just stay here , just to say the girls goodnight .

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" Spike ! Something's wrong here ! "

Spike heard his Childe's desperate call , and he ran out of the room , knowing that his victim wasn't going to awake as quickly as Xander as he'd given her his blood , time by time . That was fun , and painful .

Opening the door , he saw Stephanie lying on top of Xander , kissing his neck .

" I don't see what isn't normal here , Childe . " , he grinned as he made a mental memo never to forget this view , ever .

" Now she looks ... aargh ...good . " Xander moaned as she kept on kissing in his neck , and then started to nibble his lobe . " But she was acting plainly weird . Shaa-a-aking and stuff . "

" Just don't let her drink anymore from your blood . You gave her too much . It's like drugs . " , Spike grinned as he turned around , having difficulties with tearing himself away from the exciting spectacle . But no worries , he had a girl waiting for himself .

Closing the door , he heard Xander scream as the girl squeezed his nipple . Smirking , he went to his own room , ready to get what he wanted .

" Luv , you awake ? " , he yelled through the hall . " 'Cause Daddy is coming to get a good shag !!!! " 

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The two girls were grinning the hell out of themselves as they descended the staircase , coming back from their refreshement  , that hadn't worked out like usual , because they had found out that they were invisible in mirrors . They had ended up doing the make-up for each other , just hoping they looked good .

" Ready girls ? "  Spike licked his lips , not able to wait for his dessert . " Let's go and suck The Brat empty . "

" Just as ready as I ever could be . " , Elena said viciously , her eyes glittering . She walked up to her Sire , Spike , and gave him a kiss on his hand , then licked it . Stroking his Childe over her head , he was damn happy !

He got a new girl , who clearly was crazy about him , and he was going to suck The Brat's blood out .

Glancing to his right , he saw Xander kiss his Childe like crazy .  " I figure you two would like some time alone . "

Xander broke free of their kiss , and looked up to his Sire . " I sure as hell would . "

But for the first time since she was changed , Stephanie spoke . " I'm hungry . But I don't want to eat Sim . "

" Now why wouldn't you , babe ? He's destroyed our shag two nights ago  . "

" She was in love with him . That's why . "  Elena smirked as she took her Sire by his hand . " Those feeling stay strong . "

Stephanie rocked her head slowly , feeling dizzy and bad .

" I want to eat . But not Sim . "

" 'Kay babe . We got still got some fresh food in our cellar . " , Xander whispered softly , taking her by  the arm , to lead her to the basement .   

" We'll bring your stuff along with us . " , she heard Elena say as she went through the basement's door . " It won't be that much ... "

" Funny ! " , Stephanie shot back before Xander shut the door . She gasped as she saw what there was hidden in the dingy place . Humans . Humans everywhere .
Some of them hung at chains , others in cages barely alive , others busy being drained out , their blood being caught in buckets .

" Don't tell me that was my future , ending up in a dingy basement  as a snack . "

" Did I ? " Xander winked softly as he pulled her along . " This one is fresh . Caught her  myself yesterday . "

" Is that why you were *late* ? "    

Xander only smiled softly , unchaining the weary victim from her chains . She dropped to the floor , and Stephanie felt nothing but selfpity as she was watching her . How much she loved Xander , how much she hated what she had to do now .

With her strength , she grabbed the victim's wrist , forcing her to get up , and she moved her head until she had reached her neck ...

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" Sim ! Let me in ! "

The boy awoke from his sleep , slowly getting out of the sofa where he had been sleeping in , and unlocked the door .

" I was waiting for you . " , he said as he glanced towards the digital clock that stood on Stephanie's bedside table . " And it's awfully late . "

" And I'm awfully hungry . " , Elena said as she dropped herself on her bed , staring at Sim , her eyes filled with hunger and pleasure .

" Too late for the restaurant now . Smart of this Spike of yours . Just going boozing and nothing

else . "

" But no , just in the contrary ... Spike has brought me straight to my dinner , dear . "

Elena jumped up , walking into his direction . Sim , pleased with that , thinking that she was finally making advances towards him , froze ... and almost freaked out of fear when he saw Elena's face turn into a mass of flesh ; unrecognizable at all .

" I'm hungry , Sim . " , she said as she grabbed him by his shoulders . " And you will fulfill my
needs . "

The boy's eyes widened out of shock as she sank her fangs into the skin .

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" Steph ! Where are you going ? ! "

Xander saw her run up the stairs and heard her go out of the house . Just like that . She hadn't even touched the girl . 

Cursing loudly , Xander threw the numb victim into an empty cage , and ran upstairs , following her scent . She wasn't far ... and she was heading for her hotel . With a violent sneer on his face , he fished his keys out of his pocket and walked slowly up to the car . She wouldn't come far , certainly not by foot . Starting the engine , he drove off the drive , onto the street  , driving behind her as she walked fiercely on the sidewalk , on her way to the hotel .

" What the hell are you doing ? " Xander had opened his carwindow and now was shouting to her .

" None of your business . ", she shot back angrily  without looking back to him . " You don't own
me . "

" As in a matter of a fact , I do . You're mine . " All this time she had continued to waIk , and stopped dead in her tracks when she heard what Xander had to say next .

" I . OWN . YOU . " Another smirk came over his face , this time staying there , as sculpted on his skin , convinced he'd won . But that smirk was quickly swept of his face as she turned around , her eyes full of anger .

" You know how many times I've heard this bullshit before ? I own you , don't cut in your arms because they're mine . I gave birth to you ... I own you ! You are mine ! This shit won't work on me , Xander ! " Warningly she lifted one finger up in the air and said : " I have to do this . So fucking leave me alone ! "

She turned back around , and continued her walk . Behind her she faintly heard Xander get out of the car , and how he slammed the door shut , and ran after her .

" I . AM . YOUR . SIRE . " , he said as he grabbed her right arm , causing her to stop .
"  And there's nothing , nothing that you can do to stop that . " 

Pulling her arm free , she walked free again , slowly going into a run .

" Heard me ? There's nothing you can change about that , Steph ! " , he yelled into the darkness , where he could see his Childe running away from him , towards the hotel .

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" He tastes delicious . " Elena licked her lips as she dropped her first victim . " I guess all those Cokes have paid off . "

" Well , he is the Cokesman , after all . " , Spike chucklingly remarked as he lovingly grabbed his new Childe by the waist with his two arms , so suddenly that she cried out of pleasure . " Too bad there's too little left for me . Really hated the brat . "

BLAM! Both of them looked up as they saw Stephanie entering the room , her hair a mess ,
make-up smeared out over her face , her eyes angered . They looked through the room , first at the new ( and happy ) couple , then looked towards 'the brat' .

" What have you done to him ? " Her voice seemed to blaze into all corners of the room , but it didn't impress either Spike or Elena .

" Well , isn't that obvious ? ", her best friend answered as she paced nearer to her friend .
" I sucked his blood out . "

" Could've done a much better job . " , Stephanie muttered as she kneeled down  to have a better look at the boy . " He's still breathing . "

Elena threw her arms up in the air and yelled : " Alright  , I'm sorry , okay ? it was my first time ! " 

" He's just a too wicked would-be vampire to be wasted . " , Stephanie said , looking towards Spike . " You'd have a super-killer in your midst . Or ... a super-moron . "

Spike pulled a thinking face , not even looking up Xander entered the room , watching the actions of his own Childe . 

" Fine . I'll change him , teach him . But , if he's worthless  , I'll kill YOU in a way you could not have held for possible . Not him , YOU . "  Then he licked his lips and said : " I know many of these ways , thanks to my own Sire . Believe me . "

Stephanie stood up , staring firmly into Spike's eyes with a look that she hoped was ' I'm not afraid ' and then said coldly : " I doubt it . After all , you're a blonde ... just like me . "

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In the two days that followed this event , Stephanie seemed to be tearing herself away from her Sire , Xander and the rest of us . They no longer seemed lovers  and we no longer friends . Whatever Xander tried , Stephanie would NOT accept it , what enraged him in the end . After a heated conservation with his Childe , Xander stormed out of the room , to talk with Spike , his own Sire .
Told him that he could no longer live with a Childe this unaccepting over her own existence and the simple facts of a vampire existence . And he left Spike's lair . I don't believe  for good . He will come back . Stephanie watched Xander leave , and  this with a grin all over her face .  She was happy . Content . Now she's out , feeding herself . On her own . Killing .  


Two days later


Elena rolled her eyes as she heard the new vampire angrily yell : " Are you trying to tell me that I can't go out in the sun unless I want to be ashes ? Taargh ! I can't become president of the United States , then . Taargh . "

Then Spike : " To become a president of the USA , you have to born as an American , you moron ! "

Elena couldn't believe her ears ; Sim now was talking in a southern accent , such like Bush . " I was born in the USA , right back in Nashville . Fought in Vietnam myself . Got this bullet in my leg . Wanna see the scar ? And I also got earlobes of VC . "

" Shut up ! " Spike was really angry . Elena enjoyed the situation . Lights were in her eyes as she grinned in herself .

" Have a bit of respect for old people , boy ! It's thanks to me that you aren't perishing away in Communism . "

" I am British , you stupid brat ! Communism never affected me . " A : 'm not so sure , but anyway ...

Spike stormed out of the room , shaking his head . " He's crazy ! Crazy ! I'm going to kill Steph ! Throw her in a barrel of acid , like what happened to the Joker in Batman  or something like that ."

" Calm down . Sim's like that . "  Elena kissed him on the face , trying to calm him down .
" He probably has like three personalities , but if he's making plans , they're flawless . You'll be needing him . "

" Been talking to Curly ? " With Curly , Spike was referring to Stephanie , but for a change Elena didn't grin as she usual did . 

" In fact , I have .  She told me about this row that she and Xander had . About owning . "

" Owning ? " , Spike asked as he sat down in a soft chair , and pulled up an eyebrow .
" What are you talking about luv' ? "

" About the Master and Childe relationship . That Xander told Steph that he owns her . "

" Well , in fact he does . I own you , and Xander . And the idiot over there , pretending to be a Vietnamveteran  AND Stephanie . because she is the Childe of my Childe . "

" She doesn't like that . "

" Well , she's gonna have to get used to it , luv . Because Xander and I have no plans whatsoever to get dusted at all . I'm afraid she's stuck with us . "

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...
Enslaved by death
I wonder eternally
I question infernally
...
I might be cursed but still I stand
I have conquered death

You can't see me , I've been waiting
You can't hear me , I can feel you
...
Why am I still in pain ?
Why am I all done ?
Why's the rage still inside of me ?
Why's the darkness on the lurk ?
Why am I ?

Left inside the burning hate .
What am I , What have I been ?
Leave me alone in my grave
Where I'll die , where I died .
 
" Listening to Phillipe , are you ? " Elena approached her friend carefully as she sat reading in her book . A quick glance told her that it was Nick Cave's ' And the Ass saw the angel ' (A : great book !)

" Why not ? What am I , what have I been ? " A strange look in Stephanie's eyes unfolded for Elena . " We're no longer the same . We're the predators now . I guess Sim's the only one wise enough the realize that . Because he realizes that he has conquered death . For once and for all . " 

" Phillipe's lyrics won't help you with that . "

" No , but Sim will . Remember the time we came to look at some dried herbs in some damned store in Belgium , and I suddenly found a torture manner with Cayenne pepper ?  The yes , remember ? It was inside of us , all along . Becoming a vampire just  quickened it , that's all . "

Stephanie turned over another page , not looking to Elena .

" Makes me think how those soldiers in 'Nam did it . Damn , you know , sometimes I just kinda wish I'd been there , fighting . And then I suddenly realize it wasn't *my* war , but theirs . You know . JC's war . Sully's war . Larry's war . Not mine . And that makes me butt outta that as quickly as possible . Don't know what it was , that obession about 'Nam .Perhaps just studying human nature . Studying those feelings of a weary soldier . Not that they'll tell an inch worth of it .  "

Slowly , Stephanie nodded as she put her book aside .

" But ... these guys are somehow really close to my heart , never outta my thoughts for a sec . Just like family . Maybe even better . The family I never had ." 

" Unlike those asshole parents of yours ? Steph , the army is so off limits now . Unless you want to specialise in night operations .  You're a vampire ? Remember ? " , Elena remarked as she rolled her eyes , hearing this nonsense out of Stephanie's mouth instead out of Sim's .

Stephanie's smirk disappeared slowly as she angrily nodded her head . " DON'T fucking remind
me . Just don't remind me . Not once . "

" Steph , it's who you are . You gotta accept it . "

" I did ." , she nodded angrily . "  And I'm trying to forget it now . "

" Why don't we go to the Silver Spike tonight ? " , Elena requested , feeling her friend's need to get drunk and forget it all . But she waved it all away .

" I don't want to go to the Silver *SPIKE* , goddammit ! Found another bar in town . One that is vampires only , you know ... just like in Queen of the Damned . Where they serve
*blood* . Don't want to go to a bar bearing your lover's name . Don't even make me think about it . Fuck . "  She angrily slammed the table , avoiding eye contact .

" Fine . We'll go without Spike , and we'll go to that bar for vampires . Just the two of us together , like old times . Okay ? " She hugged her friend thightly , as her friend agreed .

" And no Wacko Tacko . "         

" Yeah , no Sim . You know , he's pretending to be an older man , right now . "

" Sure it wasn't a Vietnamveteran ? " , Stephanie asked , looking up with stars in her eyes . " With a cripple leg ? The frigging idiot . Sounds like BW . Adored the guy after all . "   
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As the two girls were drinking blood in a small obscure bar in the back hoods of the town , Sim was looking for food in the park . As it was not yet very late , something like eleven o'clock , there were still plenty of people walking around , perhaps even couples going for a midnight stroll . With his long , red , curly hair , black coat and similar shirt and jeans , and the strange attitude that accompanied him lately , such as the 'Vietnam veteran' personea it was for him hard *not* to get noticed , not exactly the way a vampire should go out and hunting .

Strangely enough , Spike had agreed on coming with him , as Elena wanted to quiet night out with 'Curly'  , as in a matter of filling up the empty space that his other Childe , Xander had left behind when leaving his lair . He was extremely fed up with his new Childe , now behaving like a cross between a vet and Spiderman , God knows why , and they weren't quite managing to get a prey .

" Fella , lesson one , ACT NORMAL !  " 


But without Spike realised it , they were quite looking normal . Just two men arguying about in the middle of the night . They might even have looked like lovers . But that didn't slip their mind once .
A teenage couple passed near them , cautious about the two fighting men .

But all in a sudden , Sim had grabbed the female human from the behind and  said grinning : " Did this worked ? i'm about to be beaten by pulp by her boyfriend , possibly one of those quarterbacks in one or another highschool around town . "

" Not if I can help it . " Spike took hold off the male , and almost broke his neck in his hurry to expose his neck . Coming into full vamp method , he lowered his fangs , and drank his blood , making it a really savage bite . Sim watched him attentfully , as his lefthand covered the girl's mouth . Not a single scream passed her lips .

Finally done , Spike triomfantly threw the body on the ground . " Your turn , brat . "

Sim did exactly what Spike did , but he left a little bit more blood in the body , but he had taken enough to weaken her tremendously , held her up by her two arms , and tore , still in vamp method , them off her body . The blood was seeping out of her arms , nose , ears , even her pories , as Sim dropped her on the ground .

" Was that good enough ? "

Spike happily patted his Childe on the shoulder , leading him away from the crime .
" Damn good ! Actually , you kind of remind me of meself , all these years ago . I guess Steph was right when she said turning you would be a good idea ... or a bad one ."

" Taargh ! Stephanie ? "

" In trade of her own life , yes . "

" *why* is she in love with me ? Taargh ! "

" Curly ? In love with you ? I don't think so . Perhaps she cares about you ... like a brother .  But it's not love . I can see that . "

" Hey mate , give me another , would ya ? " Stephanie waved towards the barkeep , very well aware that she was drunk . And damn , did it feel good ! Elena sat besides her , grinning softly as she realised it too . And then Stephanie sang in a raspy , growling voice , only loud enough for Elena to hear : 

" Now I slither through the hairline cracks
In sanity , best watch your back
Possesed with levering Hell's gates wide
Liberating knives to cut Humanity slack

My ambition is to slay anon
A sinner in the hands of a dirty God
Who lets me prey , a Gilles De Rais

Of lights were faith leads the truth astray

I slit guts and free the moistest faces
Corrupt the corpse and sieze the choicest pieces ... "

" What's with you and knives ? " , Elena chuckled as he handed Stephanie her drink , who took it with both hands .

" Why ? I'm drunk , Elena . I don't know what I'm saying . " Then a silence fell as Stephanie drank from her drink and then rolled her eyes . " Sounds like I'm sobering up . "

" Well , it doesn't look like it . "

Stephanie hugged her friend suddenly , and said : " Thanks , Elena . Knew I could count on you . "

" Sure . " 


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