Okay, this is just so no one gets confused. When I told one of my friends that I wrote a Yami no Matsuei fanfic with an OC, she said 'Oh, you just gotta give her Shikigami!!' So I did. However, since the best Shinigami are already taken, I'm forced to rip-off some Final Fantasy summons. I hope no one minds. Well, go on and read!! ^_^
Chapter 3
"There's been another murder."
Tsuzuki looked up. "What?!"
"It's the same style," said Konoe. "And it's linked back to that boy."
"But Muraki's probably controlling him, right?" asked Hisoka.
"Correct. Go now and find the solution. We don't want anymore deaths."
"Right."
"Good luck, you two!!!" cried Rei.
Hisoka looked her over. She was dressed rather formally. "You're going somewhere."
"How did you guess? Wakaba-chan just came back and I'm gonna have her open the gate to Gensoukai. I gotta visit my precious Shikigami!!"
Hisoka face-faulted. "YOU have Shikigami?!"
"Two," said Tsuzuki. "Carbunkle and Quezacotl."
Rei nodded and held up her small bag. "This is a gift for them, but you can have some."
Hisoka rolled his eyes. "Let me guess; starfish candy?"
"Hai!!!!!"
"Ugh."
Suddenly, there was a loud crash.
"You bloody bastard!!!!!!!!" it was Hamster Tatsumi. "You dare to defile me like this?!?!"
It was coming from Watari's lab. When they went to check it out, they found a rather amusing scene.
Hamster Tatsumi was locked in a cage, and Watari had his back to him pointedly ignoring him.
"Can't have him destroy my equipment again," said Watari.
"I'LL DESTROY MORE THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Hamster Tatsumi. "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A RODENT?!?!"
Tsuzuki was about to remark to that when Hisoka clamped a hand over his mouth.
"Go run on the wheel while I find the antidote," said Watari, typing on his computer.
Hamster Tatsumi eyed the metal running wheel. "YOU'RE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Aw, cheer up!!" said Rei, leveling her face right next to the cage. She held up her bag. "Have some starfish candy!!"
"Get away from me!!!!!!!"
"This is where the bodies have been found," said Hisoka. It was a little obvious with the yellow police tape and the 'do not enter' signs.
Tsuzuki examined the area closely. No one was there besides them, and there was blood staining the sidewalk. "This is a very open area. Why would a murderer commit a murder here in a dangerous place?"
"If Muraki is behind this, then it wouldn't matter where it happened. He could kill someone with a chainsaw and make it look like the victim fell off a building."
"I know." He looked through the file folder ha had taken with them. "With so much blood and seeing how mutilated the bodies are, the police should've had a suspect by now. But they don't have any leads."
"Muraki is the only person I know can do that." Hisoka avoided the yellow tape and walked into the area. He knelt beside one of the areas with the dried blood. "Let me check..." he used his empathy to scope the area.
Tsuzuki watched him and kept a lookout. They were in spirit forms, but they didn't need Muraki popping up out of nowhere.
Hisoka visibly flinched and put a hand to his head. "No...the murders didn't happen here. The bodies were just deposited here."
"I thought so," said Tsuzuki. "I can't really sense anything here..."
Hisoka got back to his feet, but with great effort.
"You feeling okay, 'Soka-chan?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." He straightened, but lost his balance and started to fall over. Tsuzuki caught him before he hit the ground.
"I think we should take a break. You seemed tired out."
"A little," admitted Hisoka. Then he realized Tsuzuki was still holding him and his face was barely inches from his.
Tsuzuki grinned down at him. "Y'know, you really are cute, 'Soka-chan."
Hisoka quickly pulled away. "What the hell are you talking about, baka?!" he stormed away.
"Wait, 'Soka-chan!!!" Tsuzuki ran after him.
"WAI!!!!!!!!!!!! Aren't you hungry, 'Soka-chan?!"
Hisoka rubbed his head. "How can you eat so much sugar?!"
Tsuzuki had at least ten plates of different kinds of cakes in front of him. Hisoka has a salad.
"It gives me energy!!!!!!"
"No kidding." He stood. "I'm going to take a walk. You'll take care of the bill, right?"
"Hai!! Don't worry!!"
Hisoka shook his head. "I just hope those slices were cheap...Tatsumi-san will be on our asses if you overspend again."
Tsuzuki stiffened as Hisoka left. He hesitantly raised a hand. "Check please."
The bill came. 6200 yen.
Shit, and the limit is 3000 a day!! He thought. Ugh, I'm so dead!!! Wait, I already am!!!
Hisoka seated himself on a park bench. His head hurt like hell.
He is so stupid sometimes, he thought. It can be so irritating. Especially when he's around that girl...
Something tugged at him. He tried to ignore it.
She says she only sees Tsuzuki as a friend. But she calls him by his first name. No one does, not even me!! I could, but I think that would make him uncomfortable. Why the hell do I even care?!
Because you love him, you idiot!! One side of him said. You love that baka! And you're so pissed off because you don't think he feels the same for you!
Hisoka growled him frustration and rubbed his face.
That's when he heard a shrill scream. He shot to his feet and ran in the direction of the scream.
"Help!!!! Please somebody help me!!!" it was a woman's voice.
Hisoka came upon the scene. A woman was grasping her chest with one hand, and the other was disabled. She collapsed.
He ran over to her. It was then he saw the deep wound in her chest. "Calm down. You're going to be alright."
The woman pointed in the direction she came in with her bloodied hand. "Stop him!!! He's crazy!!!"
Hisoka knew who it was before he came. Dressed in white from head to toe. Cold eyes framed by glasses.
It was Muraki.
He smirked slightly when he saw Hisoka. "Konbanwa, boy."
Hisoka clenched his teeth. He hated Muraki more than anything in existence. The bastard who raped, cursed, and killed him.
"I was doing a bit of business," continued Muraki like nothing was wrong. "But I'm afraid she tried to escape. Now if you would leave, I can finish."
The woman tried to crawl away. Hisoka put himself between the woman and Muraki. "Leave her alone!! What are you pulling?!"
"Just doing me services as a doctor."
"Don't bullshit me!!! Stabbing someone isn't what doctors do!!"
Oh really?" Muraki pretended to look surprised. Then his face returned to being amused. "How cute. Are you trying to save this woman?"
"Just leave her be. And stop what you're doing or else."
"Or else what? You try and kill me? Boy, by now you should realize that I am unstoppable! Tsuzuki-san surely isn't strong enough. And since you are so pathetically weak, do you think you can?!"
Hisoka glanced at the woman. She had stopped crawling and had past out.
It was then he felt a brush of air next to him. He turned back around.
Byakko was there. He had his back to Hisoka and was growling madly at Muraki. Tsuzuki was quickly running up. "Hisoka!! You alright?!"
"Aw, the infamous Byakko," said Muraki. He raised his hand. "I see that Tsuzuki-san possesses so much power."
Byakko growled at him.
"Well, I shall take my leave. This was certainly fun."
"Muraki!!" growled Tsuzuki. "I knew you were behind the murders!! What's the business with some boy?!"
"Why not ask that girlfriend of yours in Meifu? I'm sure she has all the answers."
Tsuzuki froze. "Rei-chan?"
"Yes, her. When you see me again, why not let her tag along? It would be nice to see her again."
"See her again?!" snapped Hisoka. "What the hell are you talking about?!?!"
"Oh, you two didn't know? She was one of my first victims. Ja." With that, he was gone.
Tsuzuki blinked several times. "Rei-chan...knew Muraki? And she was one of his first victims..."
Hisoka checked the woman's pulse. "She's still alive, but bleeding badly. We have to get her out of here."
"Hai." Tsuzuki lifted her up.
"By the way..."
"??"
"What did he mean when he called that girl your girlfriend?!"
"It's a lie!! Rei-chan is only my friend!!"
"Yeah right."
"'Soka-chaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!"
"We didn't see a kid," said Hisoka. "But Muraki is definitely behind the murders."
Konoe nodded. "Okay. Just focus on Muraki. I'm sure the kid will be free once he's out of the picture."
Tsuzuki shifted his feet where he stood. "Um, kachou? I have a question."
"What is it?"
"About Rei-chan...did Muraki murder her?"
"That's personal, Tsuzuki."
"I just want to know."
"I'm afraid I can't give out that kind of information. If you would like to know, you'll have to ask her."
"Is she back yet?"
"She should be soon."
Hisoka gritted his teeth. "Tsuzuki. If you don't mind, we should focus on the mission."
Tsuzuki looked at him and saw his glare. "Oh. We should!! Let's go!!!"
"..."
"She became a Shinigami in the year she died, 1981," said Tsuzuki. "Since she died when she was seventeen, that would make her around the same age as Muraki..." he froze.
Hisoka shook his head. "I told you to concentrate on the case. If she wants to tell us, she will."
"..."
"I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!" came a yell.
They both turned. Rei ran up to them, looking cheerful.
"Have fun?" asked Tsuzuki.
"Hai!!! It was good to see them again!!!! Carbunkle ate a lot of starfish candy, but Quezacotl didn't have much. Oh, and I saw your Shikigami, Asato-kun!!!"
"Really???"
"Hai!! But Byakko had to leave briefly. You called him out?"
"Yes. Um, we faced a bit of trouble."
"Oh! Are you okay?"
"Hai, we're fine."
"Oh good!!! Well, I'll be going." She leaned towards Hisoka. "By the way, I recommend you stay away from Gensoukai for a while. Apparently Suzaku found out about that one version of your bravery. Y'know, about you kicking Touda and giving him the finger? Well, she taunted Touda with that. And...he got angry."
Hisoka paled. "But I didn't say it!!!"
"Well, just don't go near him for a while." She smiled again. "Well, I'll see you two later!! Bye!!"
Hisoka groaned softly. "Great...I'm on the hit-list of a powerful Shikigami..."
"Don't worry, 'Soka-chan!!" said Tsuzuki. "I won't let him hurt you!!!" he froze. "Wait, I have to ask Rei-chan something!! See ya later!!" he ran after her.
Hisoka clenched his fist. He was getting REALLY agitated.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this came from Watari's lab.
"What now?!" Hisoka ran to see what was up.
"I guess it's back to the drawing board!!!" declared Watari. "Damn, I really thought that potion would work."
Hisoka gaped at Tatsumi. Tatsumi was no longer a hamster, but a chibi Moomba. (1)
"YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Moomba Tatsumi.
Hisoka shook his head. "The world's gone insane..."
"So what did you want to ask me?" asked Rei.
"About Muraki," said Tsuzuki. Rei stiffened. "She said you might know the kid he has. And..."
"I don't know who he has. But I do know Muraki. I went to school with him. But...well, he never had a good presence. You know I'm psychic. I could...sense terrible things from him. And I could smell the presence of blood on him.
"I guess he knew I could sense things from him. And I guess he figured I stood in his way. It makes no sense since I never talked to him. So...one day he just killed me."
"'Just killed you'?" asked Tsuzuki. "Like that?"
"Yeah. I can't forgive him for the terrible things he's done. And Hisoka-chan...did he kill him?"
"...Yes."
"I knew it. I could sense it from him. Poor kid." She coughed. "Speaking of which, how are things going with him?"
Tsuzuki rubbed his head. "Not too good, I'm afraid."
"Well, give it time. I'm afraid he's jealous of me, though. But I'm sure you'll win his heart."
"Thanks. I'll need a lot of luck. With him and our case."
"I can help, if you want."
"Really? Thanks!!"
"I won't interfere too much. I'm sure Hisoka-chan wouldn't like me there."
"Uh, heh heh."
"Have you ever felt pain?"
The boy sat perfectly still. "I want to go home now."
Muraki glared at him. "You can't. I'm having too much fun killing people. But my hands aren't stained with blood. Yours are."
"But I didn't kill them."
"I know. But you're guilty. The Shinigami said so."
"You said one of the Shinigami was my aunt. I don't have an aunt. Only uncles."
"But you do have an aunt. Your tou-san's nee-chan."
"...You're a liar."
Muraki laughed. "You won't think that when they come for your life. And they will. Otherwise I'll be the one to take it.
Well, that was longer than usual. I'm sorry if I talked too much about Rei. I promise there will be more TsuzukixHisoka next chapter. Have a nice day!! ^_^
(1) Moombas are those tiger creatures in Final Fantasy 8. As funny as Tatsumi was as a hamster, I think he'd be funnier as a Moomba.
Chapter 3
"There's been another murder."
Tsuzuki looked up. "What?!"
"It's the same style," said Konoe. "And it's linked back to that boy."
"But Muraki's probably controlling him, right?" asked Hisoka.
"Correct. Go now and find the solution. We don't want anymore deaths."
"Right."
"Good luck, you two!!!" cried Rei.
Hisoka looked her over. She was dressed rather formally. "You're going somewhere."
"How did you guess? Wakaba-chan just came back and I'm gonna have her open the gate to Gensoukai. I gotta visit my precious Shikigami!!"
Hisoka face-faulted. "YOU have Shikigami?!"
"Two," said Tsuzuki. "Carbunkle and Quezacotl."
Rei nodded and held up her small bag. "This is a gift for them, but you can have some."
Hisoka rolled his eyes. "Let me guess; starfish candy?"
"Hai!!!!!"
"Ugh."
Suddenly, there was a loud crash.
"You bloody bastard!!!!!!!!" it was Hamster Tatsumi. "You dare to defile me like this?!?!"
It was coming from Watari's lab. When they went to check it out, they found a rather amusing scene.
Hamster Tatsumi was locked in a cage, and Watari had his back to him pointedly ignoring him.
"Can't have him destroy my equipment again," said Watari.
"I'LL DESTROY MORE THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Hamster Tatsumi. "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A RODENT?!?!"
Tsuzuki was about to remark to that when Hisoka clamped a hand over his mouth.
"Go run on the wheel while I find the antidote," said Watari, typing on his computer.
Hamster Tatsumi eyed the metal running wheel. "YOU'RE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Aw, cheer up!!" said Rei, leveling her face right next to the cage. She held up her bag. "Have some starfish candy!!"
"Get away from me!!!!!!!"
"This is where the bodies have been found," said Hisoka. It was a little obvious with the yellow police tape and the 'do not enter' signs.
Tsuzuki examined the area closely. No one was there besides them, and there was blood staining the sidewalk. "This is a very open area. Why would a murderer commit a murder here in a dangerous place?"
"If Muraki is behind this, then it wouldn't matter where it happened. He could kill someone with a chainsaw and make it look like the victim fell off a building."
"I know." He looked through the file folder ha had taken with them. "With so much blood and seeing how mutilated the bodies are, the police should've had a suspect by now. But they don't have any leads."
"Muraki is the only person I know can do that." Hisoka avoided the yellow tape and walked into the area. He knelt beside one of the areas with the dried blood. "Let me check..." he used his empathy to scope the area.
Tsuzuki watched him and kept a lookout. They were in spirit forms, but they didn't need Muraki popping up out of nowhere.
Hisoka visibly flinched and put a hand to his head. "No...the murders didn't happen here. The bodies were just deposited here."
"I thought so," said Tsuzuki. "I can't really sense anything here..."
Hisoka got back to his feet, but with great effort.
"You feeling okay, 'Soka-chan?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." He straightened, but lost his balance and started to fall over. Tsuzuki caught him before he hit the ground.
"I think we should take a break. You seemed tired out."
"A little," admitted Hisoka. Then he realized Tsuzuki was still holding him and his face was barely inches from his.
Tsuzuki grinned down at him. "Y'know, you really are cute, 'Soka-chan."
Hisoka quickly pulled away. "What the hell are you talking about, baka?!" he stormed away.
"Wait, 'Soka-chan!!!" Tsuzuki ran after him.
"WAI!!!!!!!!!!!! Aren't you hungry, 'Soka-chan?!"
Hisoka rubbed his head. "How can you eat so much sugar?!"
Tsuzuki had at least ten plates of different kinds of cakes in front of him. Hisoka has a salad.
"It gives me energy!!!!!!"
"No kidding." He stood. "I'm going to take a walk. You'll take care of the bill, right?"
"Hai!! Don't worry!!"
Hisoka shook his head. "I just hope those slices were cheap...Tatsumi-san will be on our asses if you overspend again."
Tsuzuki stiffened as Hisoka left. He hesitantly raised a hand. "Check please."
The bill came. 6200 yen.
Shit, and the limit is 3000 a day!! He thought. Ugh, I'm so dead!!! Wait, I already am!!!
Hisoka seated himself on a park bench. His head hurt like hell.
He is so stupid sometimes, he thought. It can be so irritating. Especially when he's around that girl...
Something tugged at him. He tried to ignore it.
She says she only sees Tsuzuki as a friend. But she calls him by his first name. No one does, not even me!! I could, but I think that would make him uncomfortable. Why the hell do I even care?!
Because you love him, you idiot!! One side of him said. You love that baka! And you're so pissed off because you don't think he feels the same for you!
Hisoka growled him frustration and rubbed his face.
That's when he heard a shrill scream. He shot to his feet and ran in the direction of the scream.
"Help!!!! Please somebody help me!!!" it was a woman's voice.
Hisoka came upon the scene. A woman was grasping her chest with one hand, and the other was disabled. She collapsed.
He ran over to her. It was then he saw the deep wound in her chest. "Calm down. You're going to be alright."
The woman pointed in the direction she came in with her bloodied hand. "Stop him!!! He's crazy!!!"
Hisoka knew who it was before he came. Dressed in white from head to toe. Cold eyes framed by glasses.
It was Muraki.
He smirked slightly when he saw Hisoka. "Konbanwa, boy."
Hisoka clenched his teeth. He hated Muraki more than anything in existence. The bastard who raped, cursed, and killed him.
"I was doing a bit of business," continued Muraki like nothing was wrong. "But I'm afraid she tried to escape. Now if you would leave, I can finish."
The woman tried to crawl away. Hisoka put himself between the woman and Muraki. "Leave her alone!! What are you pulling?!"
"Just doing me services as a doctor."
"Don't bullshit me!!! Stabbing someone isn't what doctors do!!"
Oh really?" Muraki pretended to look surprised. Then his face returned to being amused. "How cute. Are you trying to save this woman?"
"Just leave her be. And stop what you're doing or else."
"Or else what? You try and kill me? Boy, by now you should realize that I am unstoppable! Tsuzuki-san surely isn't strong enough. And since you are so pathetically weak, do you think you can?!"
Hisoka glanced at the woman. She had stopped crawling and had past out.
It was then he felt a brush of air next to him. He turned back around.
Byakko was there. He had his back to Hisoka and was growling madly at Muraki. Tsuzuki was quickly running up. "Hisoka!! You alright?!"
"Aw, the infamous Byakko," said Muraki. He raised his hand. "I see that Tsuzuki-san possesses so much power."
Byakko growled at him.
"Well, I shall take my leave. This was certainly fun."
"Muraki!!" growled Tsuzuki. "I knew you were behind the murders!! What's the business with some boy?!"
"Why not ask that girlfriend of yours in Meifu? I'm sure she has all the answers."
Tsuzuki froze. "Rei-chan?"
"Yes, her. When you see me again, why not let her tag along? It would be nice to see her again."
"See her again?!" snapped Hisoka. "What the hell are you talking about?!?!"
"Oh, you two didn't know? She was one of my first victims. Ja." With that, he was gone.
Tsuzuki blinked several times. "Rei-chan...knew Muraki? And she was one of his first victims..."
Hisoka checked the woman's pulse. "She's still alive, but bleeding badly. We have to get her out of here."
"Hai." Tsuzuki lifted her up.
"By the way..."
"??"
"What did he mean when he called that girl your girlfriend?!"
"It's a lie!! Rei-chan is only my friend!!"
"Yeah right."
"'Soka-chaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!"
"We didn't see a kid," said Hisoka. "But Muraki is definitely behind the murders."
Konoe nodded. "Okay. Just focus on Muraki. I'm sure the kid will be free once he's out of the picture."
Tsuzuki shifted his feet where he stood. "Um, kachou? I have a question."
"What is it?"
"About Rei-chan...did Muraki murder her?"
"That's personal, Tsuzuki."
"I just want to know."
"I'm afraid I can't give out that kind of information. If you would like to know, you'll have to ask her."
"Is she back yet?"
"She should be soon."
Hisoka gritted his teeth. "Tsuzuki. If you don't mind, we should focus on the mission."
Tsuzuki looked at him and saw his glare. "Oh. We should!! Let's go!!!"
"..."
"She became a Shinigami in the year she died, 1981," said Tsuzuki. "Since she died when she was seventeen, that would make her around the same age as Muraki..." he froze.
Hisoka shook his head. "I told you to concentrate on the case. If she wants to tell us, she will."
"..."
"I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!" came a yell.
They both turned. Rei ran up to them, looking cheerful.
"Have fun?" asked Tsuzuki.
"Hai!!! It was good to see them again!!!! Carbunkle ate a lot of starfish candy, but Quezacotl didn't have much. Oh, and I saw your Shikigami, Asato-kun!!!"
"Really???"
"Hai!! But Byakko had to leave briefly. You called him out?"
"Yes. Um, we faced a bit of trouble."
"Oh! Are you okay?"
"Hai, we're fine."
"Oh good!!! Well, I'll be going." She leaned towards Hisoka. "By the way, I recommend you stay away from Gensoukai for a while. Apparently Suzaku found out about that one version of your bravery. Y'know, about you kicking Touda and giving him the finger? Well, she taunted Touda with that. And...he got angry."
Hisoka paled. "But I didn't say it!!!"
"Well, just don't go near him for a while." She smiled again. "Well, I'll see you two later!! Bye!!"
Hisoka groaned softly. "Great...I'm on the hit-list of a powerful Shikigami..."
"Don't worry, 'Soka-chan!!" said Tsuzuki. "I won't let him hurt you!!!" he froze. "Wait, I have to ask Rei-chan something!! See ya later!!" he ran after her.
Hisoka clenched his fist. He was getting REALLY agitated.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this came from Watari's lab.
"What now?!" Hisoka ran to see what was up.
"I guess it's back to the drawing board!!!" declared Watari. "Damn, I really thought that potion would work."
Hisoka gaped at Tatsumi. Tatsumi was no longer a hamster, but a chibi Moomba. (1)
"YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Moomba Tatsumi.
Hisoka shook his head. "The world's gone insane..."
"So what did you want to ask me?" asked Rei.
"About Muraki," said Tsuzuki. Rei stiffened. "She said you might know the kid he has. And..."
"I don't know who he has. But I do know Muraki. I went to school with him. But...well, he never had a good presence. You know I'm psychic. I could...sense terrible things from him. And I could smell the presence of blood on him.
"I guess he knew I could sense things from him. And I guess he figured I stood in his way. It makes no sense since I never talked to him. So...one day he just killed me."
"'Just killed you'?" asked Tsuzuki. "Like that?"
"Yeah. I can't forgive him for the terrible things he's done. And Hisoka-chan...did he kill him?"
"...Yes."
"I knew it. I could sense it from him. Poor kid." She coughed. "Speaking of which, how are things going with him?"
Tsuzuki rubbed his head. "Not too good, I'm afraid."
"Well, give it time. I'm afraid he's jealous of me, though. But I'm sure you'll win his heart."
"Thanks. I'll need a lot of luck. With him and our case."
"I can help, if you want."
"Really? Thanks!!"
"I won't interfere too much. I'm sure Hisoka-chan wouldn't like me there."
"Uh, heh heh."
"Have you ever felt pain?"
The boy sat perfectly still. "I want to go home now."
Muraki glared at him. "You can't. I'm having too much fun killing people. But my hands aren't stained with blood. Yours are."
"But I didn't kill them."
"I know. But you're guilty. The Shinigami said so."
"You said one of the Shinigami was my aunt. I don't have an aunt. Only uncles."
"But you do have an aunt. Your tou-san's nee-chan."
"...You're a liar."
Muraki laughed. "You won't think that when they come for your life. And they will. Otherwise I'll be the one to take it.
Well, that was longer than usual. I'm sorry if I talked too much about Rei. I promise there will be more TsuzukixHisoka next chapter. Have a nice day!! ^_^
(1) Moombas are those tiger creatures in Final Fantasy 8. As funny as Tatsumi was as a hamster, I think he'd be funnier as a Moomba.