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A/N: After a discussion with my beta-reader Sunglow999, I have altered certain scenes in Chapter 2 Ron/Girl's night in. It's an extremely silly bit of fluff, and it may only be the UK readers who get it. Hint: it's the old Two Ronnies' 'Hardware store' sketch. Amended sections are below.
Chapter 2 - Ron/Girl's night in (alternative scenes)
"Hi. Lavender, Parvati, Ginny and I are having a bit of a get-together tonight. Do you want to come?"
Susan looked surprised. She'd never been part of that group, although she always wondered what it would be like. And for one of the most popular girls to invite her into their circle....
"Yes, I'd love to. Thanks. What time?"
"Nine? Just bring four candles."
"Candles?" Ron stopped and turned his head, eyes agog.
"None of your business, Ron Weasley. This is girl talk." Hermione sniffed at him and winked at Susan, who blushed.
"I'm not sure you want to know, Ron." Harry had been primed by Hermione, and was dying to know what she had in store for him.
Much later that evening, five girls gathered in Hermione's room. Big cushions had been arranged on the floor, and soft music was playing in the background. Lavender, Parvati, and Susan each held various candles. Hermione looked at the four girls.
Susan had rather large church candles and Lavender and Parvati had rather phallic-looking ones. Ginny had two garden forks from the greenhouses.
"What're they for, Ginny?" Hermione was puzzled.
"Parvati said to bring fork handles...."
A/N: I told you it was very silly....
A/N: After a discussion with my beta-reader Sunglow999, I have altered certain scenes in Chapter 2 Ron/Girl's night in. It's an extremely silly bit of fluff, and it may only be the UK readers who get it. Hint: it's the old Two Ronnies' 'Hardware store' sketch. Amended sections are below.
Chapter 2 - Ron/Girl's night in (alternative scenes)
"Hi. Lavender, Parvati, Ginny and I are having a bit of a get-together tonight. Do you want to come?"
Susan looked surprised. She'd never been part of that group, although she always wondered what it would be like. And for one of the most popular girls to invite her into their circle....
"Yes, I'd love to. Thanks. What time?"
"Nine? Just bring four candles."
"Candles?" Ron stopped and turned his head, eyes agog.
"None of your business, Ron Weasley. This is girl talk." Hermione sniffed at him and winked at Susan, who blushed.
"I'm not sure you want to know, Ron." Harry had been primed by Hermione, and was dying to know what she had in store for him.
Much later that evening, five girls gathered in Hermione's room. Big cushions had been arranged on the floor, and soft music was playing in the background. Lavender, Parvati, and Susan each held various candles. Hermione looked at the four girls.
Susan had rather large church candles and Lavender and Parvati had rather phallic-looking ones. Ginny had two garden forks from the greenhouses.
"What're they for, Ginny?" Hermione was puzzled.
"Parvati said to bring fork handles...."
A/N: I told you it was very silly....