A LoD Classroom Story

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The letter "A" for Albert

Notes from the Cabbit: Konyanananchiwa! Copy cabbit here!

Chichiri: Da! Chichiri here, too, na no da!

*both appear in the Kitchen Stadium from Iron Chef*

I have decided on what the current crossover is *points to a PS2 game covered by a black cloth* It shall be...*lifts the cloth off of the game* Final Fantasy 10!!! *gong sounds in the background*

Chichiri: Crossover subject to change, na no da. *looks at paper* Da...we have three special guests this chapter, na no da. Say hello to Silver Angel, Jezzi, and Freefall Insanity, na no da. Silver Angel shall be with Lloyd this chapter.

Chapter 2: English class, music class, and much insanity in between!

As we all know, the LoD characters have been forced to attend Dragoon Academy, a school that doesn't exist in Endiness, but is close enough to being in it. This school, created from the hopes and dreams of every fangirl and fanfic author, is very insane.

Of course, since Copy cabbit herself is writing this story, it's no wonder that Brother is teaching Music, and Rin is teaching English.

"Ar...fro tu e ryja du tu drec ykyeh? (Eh...why do I have to do this again?)" Brother asked in Al Bhed.

"I heard you sing the Hymn of the Fayth in FFX!" Copy cabbit said. She grinned. "Besides, you're one of my favorite characters!"

"And why am I teaching English?" Rin asked.

"Because you have all of those Al Bhed primers. Also, you're cute, and besides, it's not English, it's ESL! (English as a Second Language)" Copy cabbit once again replied.

Both Brother and Rin sighed. There was no going against an author's orders, especially when this one was insane, and had powers. They both knew the deadly hidden power that lied within all fangirls, and frankly, they didn't want to get hit with it.

Copy cabbit grinned at the lack of response from the two bishies. "Glad to know you agree," she said, and walked off to find Albert.

Of course, this was earlier in the day, so Copy cabbit was now latched onto Albert while Emille glared, and both were attending Music, as Copy cabbit already knew English. Albert looked around nervously. Meru was also is the class, and was enjoying it, even though it hadn't begun.

"It's Hamtaro time!" she started to sing. Fortunately, before she could launch into her own rendition of the Hamtaro opening theme, Guahara arrived in class. "Guahara!" she exclaimed, and promptly ran forward to hug her fiancée.

"Must...breathe...need...air..." Guahara managed to say, his face turning blue. Meru instantly let go.

"Wanna hear me sing?" she asked.

"NO!!" everyone in class, except Copy cabbit, said.

Meru frowned, and went back to her seat, pouting. Guahara followed. Shortly thereafter, Brother came in.

"Everyone...please take your seats," he said. Everyone did, including Meru, who was still upset that nobody wanted to hear her sing. "Anou...today, we're gonna learn the scale. Now, does anyone know the scale already?" he asked

"Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!" Meru said, waving her arm in the air excitedly.

A large sweatdrop formed on the back of Brother's head. Doel had warned him about this. "Okay then, Meru. Sing the scale," he said.

Meru nodded gleefully. She stood up, and started. "Do re mi fa so la ti do! Ti la so fa mi re do!" she sang as loud as she could. Everyone winced.

"My ears!" Emille cried. "I'm gonna lose my hearing!"

"Baby..." Copy cabbit said.

"What was that?" Emille asked.

"Oh, nothing..." Copy cabbit said, and pulled Albert closer, which made Emille very furious.

"I sense that something bad is going to happen," Lisa started to say. "The stars foretell it."

Shana looked at Lisa, wide-eyed. "Really!?" she asked.

Lisa nodded. "It's in the stars," she said.

Shana looked to Dart. "Oh, Dart!" she started, "Save me!"

"Don't worry," Dart said, "I'll protect you."

Just then, the two love birds noticed that the whole class was staring at them.

"Get a room!" Silver Angel shouted, clinging onto Lloyd. The whole class added their agreements. Copy cabbit merely sat back and watched.

Brother looked around. "Anou...today, we're going to learn to sing 'Suteki Da Ne,'" he said. He paused for a few seconds, debating over whether to say the next part or not. "Has anyone ever heard the song before?"

"I have!" Meru said.

Brother sighed. He knew what would come next. "Well, how about you help everyone learn the words?" he asked.

"Sure thing!" Meru said, and made her way to the front of the room. She looked at everyone, especially Rose, who was busy trying to create an escape route. "Okay, everyone, here's the first line!" she said. She cleared her throat, and began. "Kaze ga  Yose ta  Kotoba ni," she started, and glared at the rest of the class, waiting for them to repeat the line.

"Kaze ga  Yose ta  Kotoba ni," everyone sang.

Meru nodded. "Good...good...except," she trailed off, noticing Rose. "Rose! You gotta sing along!" she said.

"I have every right not to!" Rose said.

Meru grinned. She got out a stack of photos from Soa-knows where. "Hey, minna-san, I have a bunch of pictures of Rose and Zeig when they were drunk..." she said.

Rose was furious. "Give me those!" she said, and lunged towards Meru, who quickly got out of the way.

Meru handed the pictures to Dart. "Here!" she said.

"Meru!" Rose started. "I'm going to kill you!" she said, and got out her rapier.

Copy cabbit sighed. Why were they not listening? Snapping her fingers, Rose's rapier disappeared. " I told you killing wasn't allowed. Now I'll have to confiscate your weapon," she said.

"Then I'll just turn Dragoon," Rose said.

Copy cabbit shook her head. "No can do. You see, I have both the Dragon Buster and the Dragon Block Staff in my possession," she said, grinning.

"And how did you get that!?" Rose demanded.

"It's a secret," Copy cabbit said.

Meanwhile, in English class, Rin wasn't having much luck controlling his class, either. While there was only one author, Freefall Insanity, there was also the fact that Miranda was in the class.

"Minnas...onegai...stop," Rin said.

"That bitch took my weapon!" Miranda said, pointing at Freefall.

"You threatened me," Freefall said. "Therefore, I felt the need to take your weapon."

"I did no such thing!" Miranda said.

Freefall grinned. "Yes, you did," she said. She got out a video tape. "Miranda, I happen to have a video tape of you and Dart when you were drunk one night. Now, unless you want me to show it to Shana, I suggest you sit down." she said.

"Shana! That wimp can't do anything!" Miranda said.

Freefall's grin got wider. "Ah contraire," she said. "I happen to know for a fact that when you get Shana mad, plus combine the powers of four authors, you get total annihilation," she said.

Miranda shut up at that point. Freefall simply smiled, and wandered through the class until she found Lavitz.

Rin started to pass out textbooks. "Now, I know that a lot of you already know English, but we will be learning it anyways, plus you shall be learning Al Bhed," he said. "We shall be conducting this class in English, and-" he was cut off by the fire alarm.

Back in Music, they also heard the alarm.

"WHOOHOO!" Meru exclaimed, "Fire drill!"

"Why are you so excited about a fire drill?" Shana asked.

"Because we get out of class!" Meru said.

"And why are you excited to get out of class?" Silver asked.

"BECAUSE I GET TO DANCE!" Meru shouted. Everyone promptly avoided her as they made their way out of the building.

Once outside, Freefall held on tightly to Lavitz in fear of getting separated from him, Copy cabbit did the same to Albert, and Jezzi watched on with amusement as Emille got more and more furious. Meru, oblivious to any of the chaos that was going on, took this opportunity to start singing the opening song for Hamtaro.

"It's Hamtaro time!

Whee! Yippie! Yeah!

Kushi-Kushi Ticky-Ticky

Hamtaro!

When we work together it's much better!

My best friend!

We like sunflower seeds...khrrmp khrrmp khrrmp.

My Ham-Hams!

If she heads for trouble, we won't let her!

Hamtaro!

Little Hamsters, Big Adventures!

Laura's gone to school, let's go to our Ham-Ham Clubhouse!


We can fix their troubles just be quiet as a mouse

Watch out for those cats you know they're smarter than you think

But if we work together we can make their plans sink!

Hamtaro!

Snoozer, Howdy, Penelope, Panda

My best friends!

Oxnard, Bijou, Cappy, Maxwell

My Ham-Hams!

Dexter, Boss, Pashmina, Jingle

Hamtaro!

Little Hamsters Big Adventures!

'scuse me while I work out gotta run on my wheel...whee!

Hamtaro!

Hamtaro's here to help you!

Hamtaro!

Hamtaro's team is for you!

Hamtaro!"

Meru once again finished with a bow, and when she looked up, was disappointed to notice that nobody was watching. Angry, she went Dragoon. "Freezing Ring!" she shouted.

While the four authors (along with Lloyd and Albert) managed to escape the attacks effects, the others weren't so lucky. Within seconds, they were turned into ice sculptures.

Meru glared at everyone. "That'll teach ya not to ignore me," she said, and reverted back to normal. Moments later, everyone went back in, and the bell for 2nd period began. Once again, Albert was knocking people down, desperate to get to the library and away from Copy cabbit. Lloyd, on the other hand, wasn't as fortunate.

To Be Continued...

Next two classes...Gym and Health! *grins* I think we all know what'll be taught in health class...BTW, the first person who reviews wanting to teach Health will....