A LoD classroom story

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Rikku oh Ki

and by

the letter "D" for Damia

Notes from the Cabbit: Konyananichiwa! Copy cabbit here!

Chichiri: Chichiri here too for the third chapter, no da!

Well, I'm back! Oh, and please read my new story "Joe Millionaire: The LoD parody"

Chichiri: Da! We have more special guests! Please welcome back Freefall Insanity, and say hello to icewater-angel (who shall be known as Sami), Aerena, and link-boy (who shall be known as Alex).

Enjoy!

Chapter Two: Health class, the class that parents fear, and Gym class

It is now third period, and as we can see, our heroes aren't enjoying it at all.

"Okay, minnas! Sit down and listen up!" Freefall said. Due to a lack of imagination on Copy cabbit's part, Freefall was teaching Health, which was unfortunate for Lavitz.

Everyone sat down, except Lavitz, who Freefall had a very tight grip on.

Freefall grinned. "Today, we're going to learn about the male body," she said.

A few girls in the class leaned forward, interested.

Freefall's grin got even bigger. "To show us an example of the male body, we have Lavitz, who has kindly volunteered," she said.

"I didn't volunteer to do anything!" Lavitz said.

Freefall ignored that comment. "Now, is there anyone here that is under the age of 11?" she asked.

The room was silent.

Freefall's grin took on a evil meaning. "Well, then, let's proceed," she said, and tried to pull down Lavitz's pants.

Keyword there. Tried. Lavitz had gotten smart and had worn a bunch of armor. Freefall frowned, and kept on trying, just so she could humiliate Lavitz. She finally succeeded, and the pants came down, to reveal that Lavitz was wearing Power Rangers undies.

"Ha ha!" Rose said.

Lavitz fainted. Freefall frowned again. "I guess I'll have to get another victim," she said.

Meanwhile, in Gym class, Wakka was teaching, and there were a slew of authors there. Copy cabbit was still hanging on to Albert, and Sami and Alex were with Meru, who was singing a song from the Japanese version of Hamtaro *translation can be found at the end of the chapter*.

"Love Love Love Love  AI RABU YUU
  ai ai ai ai  MINIHAMUZU!
  Love Love Love Love  AI NII JUU

  ai ai ai ai  MINIHAMUZU!

DEETO ni sasotte kudasai na
koukyuu himawari RESUTORAN
 
kekkyoku itsumo no mise desu ka...
himawari tane donoo mori ne
 
HONTO ha MUUDO ni yowai kedo
ROMANSU to MARON ja oo chigai
sore demo onaka ha heru mitai
himawari no tane  yappa oishiiwaa!
 
MINISUKA haite MINIHAMUZU
CHEKKU no SUKAATO niatteru?
AIDORU dakara MINIHAMUZU
honto ha renai kinshi na no
 
ashita ha kitto ii otenki dayoo
WOW WOW WOW WOW
 
ashita ha kitto ii otenki dayoo
WOW WOW WOW WOW
 
DEETO ni sasotte kudasai na
DOKI DOKI na ryokyou shite mitai
 
kekkyoku itsumo no chika HAUSU
shiranai machi toka mite mitai
 
honto ha MUUDO ni yowai kara
yasashii kotoba ni NOKKUDAUN
anata no mae ha ga daisuki yo
himawari no tane  motto kajotte yoo!
 
MINISUKA haite MINIHAMUZU
CHEKKU no SUKAATO kimatteru!
AIDORU na no yo MINIHAMUZU
gyaku kara yondara 'ZUMUHANIMI'
 
ashita mo kitto tanoshii hazu dayoo
WOW WOW WOW WOW
 
ashita mo kitto tanoshii hazu dayoo
WOW WOW WOW WOW
 
ashita mo kitto tanoshii hazu dayoo
WOW WOW WOW WOW
 
MINIHAMUZU!"
 
The three, for no apparent reason, started congratulating each other on a job well done.
 
"Uh...it's time for exercises, ya?" Wakka asked.
 
"That would be my assumption," Albert said. Albert was dressed in Spandex, mainly because Copy cabbit forced him to.
 
"Then...um...everyone! Let's do some jumping jacks, ya?" Wakka said.
 
"Hai!" everyone said.
 
Wakka began to do jumping jacks. Everyone tried to follow along, but Kongol was making the floor shake so bad, people were falling down. Just then, the floor broke, and Kongol fell, taking Haschel and Aerena with him.
 
"Kongol says that hurt..." Kongol said.
 
"Damn straight it did!" Aerena said. She thought of strangling Kongol, but decided it wasn't worth it.
 
Miranda, being the bitch she is, refused to take part in exercises. "There's no f^$%&#n way I'm going to do this!" she exclaimed.
 
"Oh, yes you are," Copy cabbit said, and snapped her fingers. Suddenly, Miranda was attached to puppet strings, and was forced to do jumping jacks.
 
"Okay now, everyone! Let's do some sit ups, ya?" Wakka said.
 
"Hai!" everyone, especially Meru, said.
 
They were doing quite well, except for Kongol, who was like a turtle when he was on his back, and Haschel, who was too old to be doing sit ups. For Meru, Sami, and Alex, on the other hand, it seemed that they were on a massive sugar high, as they were on their 300th sit-up while everyone else was on their 1st.
 
Wakka got up. "Okay, now it's time to play hockey!" he said, and was about to hand out hockey sticks, when the bell rang.
 
"Is it just me, or are our classes getting shorter and shorter?" Albert asked.
 
"They're getting shorter so I can put you guys in more classes!" Copy cabbit said.
 
"What classes are next?" Aerena asked.
 
"You'll see..." Copy cabbit said, holding on to Albert so he wouldn't escape.
 
To Be Continued...
 
By the request of two authors, the next two classes shall be...Art and Math! Ja!