The OZ Corps. Half-time Report

Jecht: Hi, everyone, I'm the world-famous Jecht, and with me are Dende, Guardian of the Earth, and the lovely General Beatrix. Well, guys, whaddaya think of the game so far?

Dende: Well, Jecht, you can look at the score to determine how hard these two teams have been playing so far.

Beatrix: Quite right. The Sailor Scouts had a very strong showing in the first quarter, but seemed to slowly come unraveled during the second.

Dende: I believe that the loss of their starting quarterback, Usagi Tsukino, had a great deal to do with that.

Jecht: Speaking of which, let's check in with Chad in the Sailor Scout's locker room. Chad, do you have an update for us?

Chad: Hello, there Jecht. As a matter of fact I do have an update. I spoke with Luna and Artemis earlier, and they said Usagi had indeed suffered a concussion. They don't believe it's too serious, but they going have her sit out the rest of the game just in case. Back to you guys.

Beatrix: That's a good call by the coaches. Some injuries that can appear to be minor can sometimes turn out to be season ending ones.

Jecht: To true, Beatrix. Let's see what Yachirobe has for us in the Lionhearts locker room.

Yachirobe: Hey Jecht. I'm here with Coach Loire. Coach, do you have any new strategy for the next half?

Laguna: Well, Yachirobe, we're gonna keep giving the ball to Ward, since it seems that he can't be stopped. We're also going to try to keep getting pressure on the quarterback, and try to keep their wide receiver, Haruka, out of the game.

Yachirobe: (Eats a doughnut) Well, there you go guys, straight from the coach.

Jecht: Thanks Yachirobe. Well, after the break, we'll see how the other teams around the league are faring.

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Jecht: We're back and now let's go to our sportscasters at the Martial Arts Dome, Great Saiyaman and Videl, who have an update on the game between the DBZ Super Saiyans and the Gundam Wing Gundams.

Saiyaman: Hi, there Jecht! Well, so far it's been all DBZ! Goku's already thrown 4 touchdown passes in the first half!

Videl: And their defense hasn't been slouching either! They've sacked Heero Yuy 6 times and allowed only 2 first downs!

Saiyaman: And the score so far is DBZ-28, Gundam Wing-0.

Jecht: Thanks guys. Now lets go to Cosmo Canyon Stadium where Professor Hojo and Yosho have the final on the Meteors-Knights game.

Hojo: Greetings, Jecht. Well, it seems to be a good day for the Final Fantasy franchise as they disposed of the Tenchi Muyo Knights, 38-7.

Yosho: It was quite a disappointing day for the knights, only 100 yards total offense. Their only score came from an interception by Ryo-Ohki, who ran 45 yards to score.

Hojo: The Meteors, on the other hand, had an otherwise perfect day. Back to you, Jecht.

Jecht: Well, thanks guys. I'm told that the second half is about to start, so after these messages, we'll take you back to Tomoe and Dorothy.