Out to race, his ego soared
But here he is surrounded by board.
In a cage to keep him safe,
His dreams are his only faith.
Awaiting the day for eternal sleep,
All he can do is drink and weep.
A different rabbit from the rest,
He carries a watch in his vest.
Always worried about the time,
He helped Alice escape her life of crime.
He once lived with his family until one day,
When he was found in a garden and taken away.
After that he never ate carrots again,
And was owned by many children, women, and men.
Then on to a magic show, he was shoved in a hat.
With a wave of a wand, he was up to bat.
He soon became famous, and recieved no more mock.
He then made the greatest saying, "What's up doc?"

And how does this fit fantasy, you say?
Well, when was the last time you saw a rabbit get paid?!!