Moof. It has come to my attention… that I am an idiot.
Numbah one: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and all characters in it are copyrighted to Jhonen Vasquez and Slave Labor. Used without permission. I have nothing, don't sue. Jaz, however, is mine (but… who would want to take her? XD)
Second: Mebbe I wasn't clear, but this whole thing is parody. I'm aware that Jaz is a Mary Sue. I'm just trying to point out how much I HATE how people write this mindless drivel and are serious about writing it. (random note of the day: Spellcheck is trying to get me to change the "are" in the last sentence to "am". I think I'm right.) I'm not sure this is even a fic, just a general "Nyeah. Nyeah. Nyeah" and rant-ish thing of DOOM. DOOM, I say.
Third: mah fans! XD
Izzy: Danke! XD
Noodletwin: yup, totally un-understandable, idnnit? Yepyop, Jaz is about as Mary Sue-ish as they come.
Piper: Thank you for the kind comment! XD
Estelien: Yes, there most certainly are far too many of the dratted MS-ish… things… Dun worry, I know what they are. I point and mock them most verily. But, in my personal and slightly skewed opinion, the LotR ones are worse. Much, much worse. ::shudder:: "and Legolas instantly fell in love with her b-cuz she was hott." What brains, what brains. ::rolls eyes::
Er, yah. I'm unable to come up with more stupidity because my mental processes run on sleep deprivation. I'm gonna do mah homework (that I've put off through the entire break… I am so dead). Moof.