Moof!  People liked my randomosity!  X3

s.c.fowlie: Yes, it's weird.  I like weird things.  Thank you for calling it weird.  Weird.  What a weird word.  Erm… ::shuts up::  Oh, and you don't know the fics I dun like.  You don't know the half of 'em.  Just take a look-see through the LotR stuff here… it's not just bad.  It literally burns.  Oh gawd…

edana: Ah, the good Mary Sue.  I bask in the light of the good Mary Sue.  I like them too.  And now I understand the workings of my spell-check.  Danke, danke!

Insane Kitty: Danke!  X3 

DibStalker: Unfortunately, I have no power to SMITE the fics from the web.  I wish I did.  Life would be fun.  Fun…  X3  Glad you agree, yesh.

Silverflashpup: I aim to please, X3  Glad you enjoyed, yesh.  Oh, and watch the… er, too late.  Uhm…

Estelien: Heh, yesh.  I can't read LotR fics because they physically HURT!  HURT!  PAIN… ::falls over::

Draconita Riddle: XD thanks!  Disturbing is what I was going for… ph33r it. 

Chibi-Gollum:  (Chibi-Gollum?  Eek, that's scary!  er… ::dork!:: )  Yepyop, disturbing.  It haunts your dreams… BWAHAHA… ::shuts up::

unknown-goddess: I know I misspelled the almighty JV's name… ish spelled "Jhonen Vasquez" and is the bane of my spell-check's existence…

Lessee.  Oh, dash it all!  I can't find the Mary Sue fic I liked so much on www.schnoogle.com … James, Sirius (::shrieks like a fangirl::), Lupin, and Wossisname… Peter?  Wormtail-guy… er… all fall in love with her.  It's truly a great parody.  Go read.  If you find it, GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE!  ::falls over and twitches::

One last thing:  I did research for this.  I actually willingly went to the LotR section and READ A MARY-SUE.  I now have a bizarre compulsion to rip my eyes out.  All y'all had BETTER appreciate this!

Final one last thing: I've… eheh… never actually read an ep with Devi in it… please dun kill me.  I like life.  She's going to be reeeeally freaking OOC, even in the normal-Devi parts.  I'm bad, I know.  I'm sorry, really!  ::cringes::

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A continuation of Jaz's no brain-ish-ness.

Fear it, for it is no brain-ish.

No brain-ish, I tell you!

As no brain-ish as… something very no brain-ish.

Moof.

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i+ w4s @ l0v3ly d4y.  j4z and |\||\|y w3r3 sn0gg1ng.  b-c|_|z t3hy w3r3 in lu\/.  T3hy h4d h0tt sexx. 

MSJ burst into the Magical Pretty-Author Office-Type-Thing and hit Jaz over the head with a chair.

"NO MORE L33t!"

Then she ran out again.

It was a lovely day.  MSJ and Nny were snogging.  B-cuz tehy wer in luv.  tehy had hott sexx.  omg, i wanna sleep wiht nny, omg!  wach as i egnoor my spellchek cuz itz inc… incon… inconveninti to spell tings rite.  Duuuh.  den devi shown up.  stoopid btich.  I HATE HER OMG SHE IS A BITCH SHE KICKED NNY OMG I WANT TO KILLHER SAID MSJ CUZ MSJ IS TEH ONNY GIRL FORF NNY B-CUZ SHE IS HOTT OMG STOOPID BITCH SO NNY SAID NOI'M GOING TO KILLHER B-CUZ SEH IS A STOOPIBITCH I HATE HER WURSE SO HE STABED HER AND STABED HER AND TEHY LAFFED AT HER B-CUZ SEH WUZ STOPID.

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Devi burst into the Magical Pretty-Author Office-Type-Thing.  "You killed me.  Sweet angry jeezus, you killed me." 

Jaz cringed from her spot under the table.  "Sorry, it's the disease.  And the concussion.  The stupid thing I created doesn't like me, see, and…"

"You.  Created.  It."

And MSJ kicked the door in.  The door had lived its happy door-ish life opening into the office without being kicked, being a sensitive kind of soul, and responded to its mistreatment by flying off the hinges and bashing Jaz in the face.

"Ow," she said intelligently and fell over.  Again.

"How dare you!" MSJ sobbed.  Devi suddenly realized she couldn't be angry with MSJ, no.  Because MSJ was so pretty and perfect that it would be impossible to get mad.  Everyone loves MSJ.  So Devi hugged MSJ and let MSJ cry on her shoulder.  After all, MSJ was perfect.

MSJ, who cried without her eyes getting swollen and her nose its normal color, turned on her creator.

"Oh mah Gawd," Jaz muttered.  "I've created a monster."

"I can't even cry like a normal person," MSJ lamented.  Notice I said "lamented" instead of "bitched and whined".  "Lamented" is so much more nice.  "Instead, I cry all pretty and perfect.  And my hair!  It's not messy!"

"That's okay," said Devi helpfully.  "It's so nice that you want to be more normal so as not to make us commoners be all jealous and stuff.

"I hate you!" wailed MSJ.  After all, Jaz is a horrible person.  Everyone wants to kill Jaz.  Bad, bad Jaz.  No cookie!  Bad Jaz!

"Go away," answered Jaz.  Jaz's ugliness is particularly marked beside MSJ's lovely vision of loveliness.  After all, Jaz is probably trying to make up for her hatred of herself in RL by making MSJ and inflicting it on the masses.  Bwahahahahaha, I'm a freaking evil genius. 

And both Devi and MSJ walked out the door.  Fear the Magical Pretty-Author powers.

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NOW WACH AZ I IGNOOR N-E KINT OF PLOTT CUZ I WNA HAVE DEVI DYE AGAIN, STOPID BITCH I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I AHTER AWEOI AJWPE;OFIJ AWPE;OFI JIII

they'regoja fall in luv again bcuz i liek i.t

nny was amazd at MSJ's beauttie and they kissed and kissed and had hott sexx wich i'd hav todescribe to be trulely aweful butt i am SO not going to do that.  I mean, seriously.  How can you take yourself seriously as a human being if you have a fairly interesting character boinking a Mary Sue?  Oh the pain the horror the AGONY!  AAAAGONY!  It burns, it BURNS!

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Review, please?

I will give you a cookie…

Moof.

(Cashew the Stampeedo… bwaaaah, fear mah Trigun obsession! X3)