Chapter 3

.....................in forest...................

'Here, that's enough make-up for you. You look soooo good. Like you're 17! Stop slouching.eww, and don't sniff so loudly. Don't sniff at all. Here's a nice hanky. EWW!! DON'T BLOW!!! Just wipe.daintily. Oh shit, we've got a lot of work to do.'

'Enough about me, bra, Let's do you. We have to make you un-recognizable. Let's start with a wig.I don't know, blonde?'

'Sure, what have you got?'

'There's a nice long one.'

'Eww, It would get caught in my food....did I tell you I want to be a cook?'

'How bout a bob?'

'I said I want to be a cook.'

'You'd look nice in a bob.'

'ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??'

'It would frame your face well. OH SHIT! IS THAT TRUNKS???'

'WHAT?? OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGOD!!'

'God Bra, for once I'm the one saying CHILL OUT! AND PUT THIS ON! Throw on some of that red stuff.'

'Lipstick?'

'Yeah, that. You never wear it anyway. HE won't recognize you. Put on a lot of that..brown stuff'

'Bronzer?'

'Yeah, it'll make you look tan'

'You're better at this girl thing than you think'

::tears form on pan's face:: "REALLY? Ya' mean it?"

'Sure, now GET BEHIND THAT TREE!'

'What about the clothes I got you? Its..business casual!'

'PAN STOP! YOU'RE SCARING ME! I'll put it on! Now GIT!'

Pan waddles as fast as she can into the foliage; her arms bursting with beauty accessories. Bra throws on a bright white, tight, not to mention sexy, business suit . She positions herself beneath a massive and ancient oak. Her legs crossed, a book in hand.

"Welcome to my secret spot..it's the only place I can really think. No one else knows about this place.." Trunks says, luring Marron into his trap.

Pan sniggers from behind a tree. She and Bra and seen Trunks bring many a beautiful girl into this clearing. It was his favorite spot to seduce them.

"I was thinking, maybe.now that we'll be getting married, we can take our relationship a step further an-" Trunks cuts himself short as he catches sight of a stunning young blond with breath-taking blue eyes and a sexy white suit. "Oh Trunks, I'm ready." Marron says, closing her eyes. "Its an angel.." "Oh..Trunks" Trunks advances on the new young blonde ready to make his first move. "Hi..I don't think we've met" Bra looks up. Her wig catches the sunlight and shines brightly. Trunks' mouth falls open. "Hello, no..we haven't. I'm new here."

'HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU! LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!'

'OOH GOD!! This is sooo disgusting! And its not love, every time he sees a pretty girl he drools.'

'No, every time he sees a pretty girl he makes his, oh god I just saw a pretty girl face where the drool falls from the right side of the mouth. As you can see on this particular occasion, the drool is falling from the left side of his mouth, clearly stating love at first site.'

'Pan, you're a freak'

'No, I'm in love. Now, go on. Seduce him.'

"I was wondering.." Bra continues, "Could you show me around town sometime? I don't know where the good food is."



"We could go to dinner?"

'OH! BURA! Ask him over for desert at your place!'

'My place?? MY PLACE?? My place is his house! Are you nuts???'

'Just say it!'

"Then you could come over to my place for some..desert?" Bra said, surprised at the way she was speaking.

"Ha..ha." Trunks runs his fingers through bra's -fake- hair. "You can count on it"

'DID I JUST HAVE A SEXUAL MOMENT WITH MY BROTHER???!!!!'

'Oh Bra.I envy you.'

'GOOD LORD!! MY BEST FRIEND IS A FREAKING PERVERT THAT IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH MY BROTHER WHO IS SO MUCH OLDER THAN HER...'

The wind picked up sweeping through forest. Bra quickly put her hand on her head, so that the wig wouldn't blow off. "TRUNKSY! WHAT'S GOING ON??? I WAS WAITING!!!" Marron screached, with her shirt half open, her pink bra exposed(no pun intended).

"Oh..-annoyed glare- Marron. We need to talk.the wedding's off." "WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME! YOU WERE GOING TO BE MY FIRST-eh..did I just say that out loud??" "See ya sweets, you were fun. So, I'll pick up my cd's some time?" "Sure, I'll be home tonight." "cool"

'...that was weird' (pan)

'...True' (Bra)