Chapter Four: The Wine Network

"WELCOME TO TEA-OH!" shouted Tea, who was standing right in front of the camera. Zoe suddenly appeared behind her and whacked her on the head with a large candle, in an anime style.

"NOT TEA-OH!"

"Joey-O's?" Selena reacted.

"I HEARD THE NAME OF FOOD!" Joey said, as he ran on stage out of no where.

"The show will be Tea-Oh, and that's final." Tea confirmed. She suddenly remembered the pain on her head and started to rub the spot where Zoe had hit her.

"It is not final! The show is Zoe-Gee-Oh, and that's final."

"Not it's not! The show is Selena Loves Joey, and that's final." Selena interrupted. The three girls then started to fight, and a cloud of black smoke surrounded them. Fists and faces could be seen here and there but only briefly. Then, Pegasus came out and snapped his fingers. People came out of no where and changed the set in an instant to a kitchen. Pegasus then took out a fancy apron and put it on.

"Hello, and welcome to the Wine Network. All wine, all the time." He paused and brushed his hair out of his face. "Today we'll be learning how to make white wine."

There was a loud sound that made Pegasus stop again. The sound was identified when Yugi hopped on stage with his ankles and wrists tied with sausages.

"TEA! You rotten drink, you… THE SHOW IS MINE!"

"Tea! Did you lock Yugi at the meat store again?" Zoe asked, stopping the fight and holding her position, which was about to punch Tea.

"NO! Of course not! I paid Yami Yugi to do it."

"NO SHE DIDN'T!" Yami Yugi protested angrily, as he walked on stage in a large turtle outfit. "I was down at the pet store doing-… Yami Yugi things…"

"What kind of things?" Pegasus asked, suddenly at Yami Yugi's side. "My kind of things?"

"What things?"

"Like what I was going to do to Joey. Until SOMEBODY had to stop me." he said pointedly.

"But… nobody stopped you. You ran out of that tent on a fire truck, completely naked, while you laughed diabolically." Pegasus suddenly looked up in thought with his finger to his chin.

"OH YEAH!" he recalled, as he began to blush and smile. "That was quite a night I had down at the fire department… Hehehe…"

"HEY! Can we get back to ME?" Tea demanded. "You all still wont except that the show is called Tea-Oh."

"Because it's not." Zoe said.

"It doesn't matter. Yu-Gi-Oh isn't on today. TODAY IS MY DAY, OH YEAH!" Pegasus cheered as he ran behind a counter. "ANYWAY, to make a white wine, first you take out a bottle of white wine." He began to look through the cabinets, which were all empty. "Umm… YUGI! Bring me a bottle of white wine."

Everyone began to look around for Yugi. He had disappeared. Suddenly, a cabinet burst open and Yugi came out holding a bottle of white wine. He handed it to Pegasus, waved at the camera, and then closet the cabinet door.

"Thanks, dear. Right, so, as I was saying. You take a bottle of white wine and then pour it into a glass cup. And there! You've made white wine." Pegasus raised the glass and swiveled the contents around a bit. Then he sipped it with his pinky extended outward. "Mmm… delicious."

Zoe then walked onto the kitchen stage. She looked at Pegasus and then moved to the cabinet Yugi had come out of and opened it. "YUGI PATRICIA MOTO! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"Patricia?" asked Chimpy as he stepped out of the refrigerator.

"Yes, Patricia. Yugi P. Moto."

"YAMI! I told you not to tell!"

"Hush, boy. You did no such thing. Not come along, its time for your lunch. MOKUBERT! Bring in the baby seat." Mokuba ran up on stage with a baby seat, which he propped up by the counter Pegasus was standing behind. Chimpy then took out a bowl of soup and put it on the table.

Yugi then appeared in a second right in the baby seat. Pegasus then fished in his pocket and took out a bib. He handed the bib to Zoe, and she wrapped it around Yugi's neck.

"Now… Here comes the choo-choo!" Zoe raised a spoon of soup and then moved it like a train into Yugi's mouth.

"WEEEEEEEEE!" Yugi shouted as he swallowed the soup.

"Oh, Peggy, don't mind us." Zoe said, as she stuffed another spoonful into Yugi's mouth.

"I WONT! SO, now to make red wine. To start, you take out a bottle of red wine." Chimpy appeared this time from behind the counter and put a bottle on the counter. Then he ducked down and disappeared. "Then you open it, and…" Pegasus took out the cork and began to drink deeply from the bottle. "There. Red wine."

"Peggy…. Share." Mai said, as she stepped out from a closet. She walked over to Pegasus and snatched the bottle, then began to drank the rest of it.

"NO! STOP! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO LAST ME THE WHOLE DAY!"

"Too late, old timer. It's all gone." Pegasus burst out coughing.

"Old timer?" he asked when he finally subdued the coughing.

"Yes, old timer. Look at your hair, it's all white."

"That's because I dyed it."

"Uh-huh… And these are fake." Mai said sarcastically, as she pointed at her breasts.

"They're not?" Yami Yugi whispered to Tea.

"Guess not…"

"I AM NOT OLD!" Pegasus went on.

"SHUT UP, PEGGY! Watch, Yugi, I'm off to the bathroom." Zoe said, before stomping off.

"Right, whatever…" Pegasus murmured. He suddenly dropped the wine bottles cork, which rolled under Yugi's table. He bent down to pick it out, but couldn't, so he moved the table over near the stove. Then, he bent down to pick up the cork again and fell over stupidly.

"Ooo…" Yugi ooed. He reached over to the knob and turned on the fire. Then he clapped in joy. "Pretty, pretty! But Yugi hungy now…" Yugi picked up the bowl of soup Zoe had left and put it on his head. "All better."

The sound of a toilet flushing was suddenly heard as Zoe stepped out of the bathroom. She stepped over Pegasus as if she didn't see him and walked up to Yugi.

"Oh, Peggy! You always take such good care of Yugi! But wait… WHAT'S THIS?!" Zoe gasped and pointed at Yugi's hair which was starting to come down. "THAT MYSTERIOUS SOUP IS DESTROYING MY YUGI'S HAIR!" Zoe ran to a nearby cabinet and pulled out a tub of hair gel. She handed it to Yugi and then took the bowl off his head. As Yugi was about to sink his hands into the hair product, and arrow flew past and knocked it off the table. Then, Bakura swung down on a rope with his legs extended and hit Zoe, who fell over on top of Pegasus's stomach.

"HAHAHAHA!" he yelled triumphantly. "I am now victorious!"

"Shut up, BAKARA!" Selena shouted as she ran over to Zoe. She got down and helped her sit up. "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU'RE RUINING PEGGY'S SHOW!"

"Hahaha… That's the beauty of it. This isn't Peggy's show, oh no. Yu-Gi-Oh was supposed to be aired right now. But he tricked you. In fact, that's not even Pegasus. See for yourself." The person Zoe was sitting on suddenly took off a mask and grabbed her with their arms. They stood up and held Zoe up in the air.

"ZOE!" Selena called out, but was stopped at someone suddenly through some kind of cord which wrapped around her arms.

"Uhh…. SUMO POWER!" Zoe yelled. She began to glow, and out of fear, the man let go of her. Zoe suddenly began to grow, and grow, and grow, and grow. She grew right through the roof. She grew fat as well, and suddenly had a Sumo Belt on. "RAAAAARRRRRRRR!"

"Quickly, get the emergency team out here!" Bakura yelled at the man who was captured Zoe. He nodded, and ran to push a button. At it's signal, a team of 6 men dressed in black came out carrying guns. "Shoot the tranquilizers!" Bakura told them.

"HAH! There isn't a drug strong enough in existence to stop Sumo Power!" Selena shouted from the floor.

"That's what you think. NOW FIRE!" The men circled around Sumo Zoe, and then fired at different parts of her body. The needles pinched through her skin and injected the toxins into her system. She began to shrink, and when she was back to normal, she fell on her knees and passed out. "Take her to freezer." Bakura commanded.

"NO! YAMI!" Yugi yelled in despair as he outstretched his hand.

"It's too late, Yugi." And he was right. It was too late, and Yugi had to watch as his unconscious Yami was dragged away into the shadows. "Bruce, clean up Yugi. I'll be in his office." Bakura then walked away, and left the man that had first captured Zoe to clean up Yugi. When he was done, he lifted him out of his seat and handcuffed his hands behind his back. Then he pushed him into Bakura's new office.

"Hello again, Yugi." Yugi growled in reply. "Calm down. YA RIGHT! Let's just get to the point. You're going to be locked up in the cellar where you usually put Tea when she gets out of control. Within 6. 3 hours, the hair gel in your hair will begin to be eaten by the lotion that was hidden in the cloth Bruce hear cleaned it will. Then your hair will fall. As we speak, your hair gel supply is being locked away in a place I cannot tell you. Now off with you." Bakura said, with a wave of his arm, as he turned in his chair. Bruce obeyed and just as he was going to push Yugi out of the room, Bakura turned and stood. "WAIT! Bruce, take the puzzle off his neck. I want to make sure he can't contact his precious Yami."

Bruce obeyed, and removed the Millennium Puzzle from Yugi's neck. Then he tossed it at Bakura who locked it in a vault.

"Now take him away." Yugi suddenly began to cry as he was dragged away, to face the torture Bakura had placed on him of bad hair.

Meanwhile, back on stage, Phoinex and Chimpy had managed to hide under the stands from Bakura's servants which were trapping all of the other people in imaginary boxes. They were the last hope of saving the show. Phoinex suddenly heard a noise from behind. And… WHAP! Chimpy was also whapped right after Phoinex fell to the floor. And that was it. Bakura had taken over.