Chapter 5: Bakura-Oh

"Welcome to Bakura-Oh!" Bakura yelled. He moved aside for the camera to see his hostages. "As you can see, Yu-Gi-Oh is no more."

"BOO!" shouted the audience back.

"QUIET, HUMAN MONKEYS BEFORE YOU FACE THE WRATH OF THE ROSE PETALS OF DOOM!"

"Stupid Bakara…" muttered Tea from her imaginary box. She was standing with her arms crossed and an angry look on her face.

"Shut up, Tea! I NOW HAVE CONTROL! And we'll be right back after a quick message from our sponsor." The camera turned off, and Bakura walked off stage with a grin after one last look at the prisoners on stage.

"About time," Selena said when she was sure Bakura was out of earshot. "Joey! You help everyone in the imaginary boxes while I try to get free from here… We have to save the show…" She began to fidget around to try and break free from the ropes binding her.

While Selena tried to get free, Joey opened the imaginary door, walked out and ate a hamburger he found on the counter slowly. When he was done, he walked up to the imaginary guard and stanched his keys. Then he ran back to the imaginary box before the imaginary guard could catch him and closed the imaginary door, leaving the imaginary guard to run into it, fall, and make an imaginary sound.

Joey stuck the imaginary key into the imaginary keyhole and locked the imaginary door.

"JOEY!" scolded Yami Yugi.

"Woops…" Joey said as he tried to unlock the imaginary door. "I CAN'T UNLOCK IT! THERE'S AN IMAGINARY COOKIE THEIF STOPPING ME! HE"S GUARDING THE KEYHOLE!"

"Damn cookie thieves…" whispered Mai, so as to not upset the imaginary creature.

"WHAT CAN WE DO NOW?!" Yami Yugi shouted in despair. He jumped into Tea's arms and clung on dearly.

"Ooo… I KNOW!" Joey said. He took out an imaginary umbrella and floated over the imaginary box. He landed in front of the counter. Then, he picked up a knife and cut Selena free.

"WOOT! FREEDOM!" she yelled happily.

"Woot?" said Phoinex angrily from his prison, which was in a cabinet.

"PHOINEX!"

"I am, I am."

"Go rescue the people in the imaginary box from the imaginary cookie thief!"

"Yessir." he said instantly. He dragged Chimpy out from another cabinet and took them over to the imaginary box where they sat and began to do imaginary work.

"This calls for Sailor Psychic…" Selena decided. She ran over to the refrigerator and took out a pickle jar that contained the Psychic Wand, and the ChibiPsychic Wand. She pulled out the Psychic Wand, and dropped the pickle jar. Then she raised the wand and called, "PSYCHIC STAR POWER!"

The psychic theme began to play and a shiny background surrounded Selena. She too became shiny and started to transform. Joey would've done something else that he'll do later during this time, but he knew what was coming and tried to hide under Chimpy. He failed though, as the PsychicChibi Wand flew to him without having to call out the words.

When the transformation was done, Joey was wearing an outfit similar to Selena, only with lighter colors.

"COME MINION OF MINE!" Selena yelled. "WE SHALL FIRST DO OTHER STUFF! UP, UP, AND AWAY!"

"But we can't fly…" Joey said.

"Oh, right… WAIT! YES WE CAN! With psychic magic. Poor minion… so much to learn." Sailor Psychic began to float and then flew through the hole had made, pulling Chibi Psychic along with her.

"WAIT! What about us?" Mai demanded.

"Calm down." said Phoinex as he sipped some juice. 'Our imaginary work will get you out of there in…. now." The walls of the imaginary box suddenly fell and made an imaginary sound that told them it had fallen. They stepped out quickly before some imaginary repair man came to fix it.

"What do we do now?" Yami Yugi asked.

"Save the Zoe!" Phoinex answered.

"Why?" Chimpy asked. Phoinex whapped him on the back of the head.

"BECAUSE SHE GAVE YOU YOUR JOB!"

"Oh yeah!"

"Let's go then!" Phoinex ran off, and Chimpy followed. Mai and Yami Yugi stayed behind and looked at one another. Then Tea jumped in between.

"Ok, cut it out you two…."

"Cut out what?" Yami Yugi asked.

"That thingy…"

"Did someone mention thingy?" Peggy asked. He was back at the counter sipping a bottle of wine. The rest of the gang starred at him. "WHAT?!"

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"ZOE! ZOE! Where art thou?" Phoinex called out as he walked through the snow of Antarctica. "ZOE?!"

"Hey… this isn't a freezer!" Chimpy declared.

"IT'S NOT?! THEN WHY IS IT SO COLD?!"

"I… don't…. know…"

"… BACK TO THE SET THEN!" Phoinex yelled, raising his hand high and pointing with his pointer finger up. There was a lash and suddenly he and Chimpy were on the freezer back in the studio. "Where's the freezer, now, trusty Chimpy?"

"That way." Chimpy said, pointing at a broom closet.

"… Right! THE OPPOSITE METHOD!" Phoinex turned and looked at the door across from the broom closet Chimpy had pointed out. It was metal, with a foggy window.

"Oooo… shiny metal…"

"Correct." He opened the door, and Chimpy gasped. Inside, was Zoe, eating ice-cream, along with ice-cream al around her face.

"SHINY METAL!" Chimpy cried out. He pounced at the back of the door with his tongue and stuck there.

"Zoe! Gimme some!…. I mean… WE HAVE TO SAVE YUGI AND HIS HAIR!" Phoinex said, running in and grabbing Zoe by the hand. He lifted her up and pushed her out the door. "Go! Quick! YOU ARE NEEDED! I'm right behind you…" As Zoe ran away without a word, Phoinex ran back into the freezer and grabbed the ice-cream bucket. He lifted it to his mouth and began to drink deeply the melted chocolate. When he was done, he tossed it away and began to run after Zoe, before closing the freezer door, locking in Chimpy.

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"Everybody loves Bakura, ya-ah! Everybody loves Bakura, I know they do-o! NOW LOVE ME!" Bakura sang on stage. "I own this show… NOW LOVE ME!"

"Not so fast, Mr.!" Sailor Psychic said as she stepped out from behind Bakura.

"GASP!" Bakura screamed in horror like a girl. "SAILOR PSYCHIC! Well…. I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS!" Bakura ran away to the kitchen stage and over to the fridge. He opened it harshly and took out a bucket of something. He ripped off the lid, then through the substance at Sailor Psychic. It landed on her chest and face. Within seconds, Sailor Psychic fell to the ground squirming.

"Fat… free…. Cheese…" she said before passing out. Her body glowed, and then her Sailor outfit disappeared as she was back in her normal clothes.

"YAY! I mean… OH NO!" Joey said in a high-pitched voice. He also began to glow and then he still in his Sailor outfit. "Rats…"

"NOT SO FAST, BAKARA!" Zoe shouted triumphantly as she appeared at the doorway with Phoinex close behind. Zoe dug in her pocket and took out a brown wand with a star on the top. She tossed it up and it turned around several times. Then, she raised her hand and grabbed it. Finally, she yelled, "CHOCOLATE DAIRY POWER, MAAAAAKE UP!"

A dark brown background with chocolate bars on it appeared behind her. Then a spout of chocolate syrup came out from the top of the star and fell over Zoe. It surrounded over her tightly. Then the chocolate expanded with a flash and Zoe was shown. The background disappeared, and their stood Sailor Chocolate.

Now she was wearing a brown skirt with a white shirt. In the middle of the shirt, over Zoe's chest was a cube of chocolate with a light brown ribbon coming out from it. She had a golden tiara over her forehead with a small standing oval shaped piece of chocolate at its center. Lace-less boots that reached up to Zoe's legs were on her legs.

"… How many identities does Zoe have?" Yami Yugi asked Tea.

"Dunno… dun care…" Tea answered, while the started at Sailor Chocolate.

Zoe put her hands over each other in a circle shape. A sphere appeared in the middle of it and she spun around and put her arms to the side while yelling, "Melted Chocolate Blast!" The sphere flew at Bakura's feet, sticking him to the ground. "BWAHAHA! NOW YOU'RE STUCK! I AM SUPERIOR!"

"Grr…. Well your Yugi is still in danger! In 10 minutes his hair will fall and the end of the world shall come!"

"NO! YUGI!" Zoe cried in fear. "YUGGGIIIIIIII!"

"DUN DURURUN DUN DUN! JOEY TO THE RESCUE!" Joey jumped out from behind the counter and landed behind Bakura. He gave him a wedgie and then cackled.

"QUICK! TO THE YUGI CAVE!" Phoinex said.

"There's a Yugi cave?!?! WHY WAS I UNAWARE?!" Sailor Chocolate complained.

"No… I meant… TO THE PLACE YUGI IS HIDING!"

"Oh, yeah, that makes sense. TO WHERE PHOINEX SAID!"

"Where is the place you say I said?"

"I'm not sure… YUGI PATRICIA MOTO! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU HIDING?!"

"IN BAKARA'S OFFICE!"

"There ya go. That's the place you say I say you say."

"TO THE BAT CAVE THEN!" Phoinex declared, before running the opposite way of Bakura's Office. Meanwhile, Sailor Chocolate ran the other way to Bakura's office. She gasped as she saw Yugi chained to his chair.

"YOUR HAIR IS ALL DROOPY! MELTED CHOCOLATE BLAST!" Sailor Chocolate fired her attack at Yugi's hair. Then she ripped the chains off with her mouth, allowing Yugi to shape his hair. And so the day was saved, thanks to, The Powerpuff Girls! Woops… wrong show!

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"Thanks for saving the show, Zoe. Show Zoe… Show Zoe… Show Zoe… RHYMINESS!" Yugi said at the park where everyone (minus Bakura) was sitting on a large blanket having a picnic.

"You're welcome. AND QUIT THAT! AND YOU! PHOINEX! SHARE THE ICE-CREAM!" Phoinex was in a corner holding a bucket of ice-cream and eating from it.

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Holly shit… Am I outside?!" Mai said. There were bottles of wine scattered all around her as usual.

"Yes… you are outside… in a dream… in not realness… Now drink your wine." Yugi slowly said to her.

"OK!" Mai said perkily. She took a sip of wine and then passed out.

"Hmph... Weakling." Pegasus said as he took a sip of water and also passed out.

"… Has anyone seen Chimpy?" Zoe suddenly asked.

"Nope… not me…" Phoinex said, taking another bite of ice-cream. Everyone stared at him. "WHAT?! IT'S TRUE!"