Chapter 6: Drama At Last! You've Gone Too Far This Time, Peggy!

"We're almost there… ALMOST THERE!" Tea yelled triumphantly. She was shaking her fists madly from all the excitement, her teeth grinding against one another, an insane smile on her face. The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh was currently doing the opening, and they were almost finished with it. No interruptions, gay confessions, no screaming little old men, kissing, and lots of other stuff that if they were to be mentioned there would be no room left for the story.

The cast was nearing the part where Yugi and Peggy's head were in front of a dueling arena. Tea scanned everywhere for any flaws. Then she saw one tiny detail: Peggy was uncontrollably smiling. As he and Yugi's heads neared, Pegasus bent in, grabbed Yugi by the cheeks and started kissing him passionately.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!" Tea groaned. The show would never be normal. Never with these people… As she drifted deep into another segment of regrets from her life, some of the light people went to pull Peggy off of Yugi. It wasn't easy, Peggy was far to into it, and he fought back. But eventually, he was taken away and locked in a closet.

As Yugi was saved from Peggy's clutches, he began to squirm on the floor. His lips has been contaminated. Chimpy rushed on set with a bucket of water, which he cautiously dumped on Yugi.

"Need…. Sandpaper…" Yugi said with the little strength he had left. Chimpy rushed to the utility room and came back with Yugi's request. Yugi snatched it out of his hand and began to rub his lips with it hardly.

"Is there a Ms. Tea Gardener here?" said the voice of a man that has just walked in. He was wearing a large white uniform, with a partner standing next to him wearing the same thing. They were both quite large, and their size scared Mokuba so much that he ran far, far away.

"That's her over there." Mai gladly pointed out. The two men turned to look at Tea. She was huddled in a corner muttering things to herself about all the mistakes she had made. The cast knew it was perfectly normal by now.

The men approached Tea. The looked at each other, and then back down at her, and then they turned around to talk.

"She's the one, right?" asked the first man. The second one nodded and looked down a list. He couldn't read well, and as he looked down at the circled box that read "Maxamillian Pegasus" he for some reason read "Tea Gardener".

"Yep, that's her." he answered. The turned back and looked down at Tea.

"Ms. Gardener, we need you to come with us." they said. Mai suddenly ran up and tapped the second man on the shoulder.

"Where are you taking her?" she asked excitedly.

"An asylum in northern France."

"Oh… YAY!" Mai cheered. She ran back to tell the rest of the crew the news.

"…. YES! YESSS!!!! TAKE ME! TAKE ME AWAY FROM THESE INSANE PEOPLE!" Tea demanded. The man she was talking with picked her up and put her on his shoulder, then he and his partner walked out, and passed Yugi as he finished up sandpapering his lips.

"Wait… Those suits…" Tea said. "WAIT A MINUTE! I AM NOT THE INSANE ONE! TAKE THEMMMM! THEY'RE REPLACABLE! I'M NOT!!!" Tea suddenly yelled. She kicked and kicked all she could, but nothing happened due to the fact that she was so weak.

"Bye Tea!" Yugi shouted, as he ran up to the rest of the cast. "What do we do now?"

"I saw we blow up Yugi…" Bakura muttered from the back of the group.

"BAKARA! NO ONE INVITED YOU! Selena, would you do the honors?" Phoinex said. Selena nodded in response, a smile on her face to show it was her pleasure. She turned around and charged at Bakura with her head. The impact send Bakura flying through the roof and to Pluto.

"Ok… So, NOW what do we do?" Yugi asked again. A hiss was heard. Everyone looked around to see where it came from. Chimpy was the one to realize where it came from.

"It's the speakers!" he said. Sk8er Boi was suddenly heard in every direction, not in Avirl's voice.

"Why… I know who that is…" Zoe said. The dueling stadium rose from the ground behind her just as she finished her sentence. In the center, was Misty from Pokemon, holding a microphone. Her hand was raised, pointing at Zoe.

"Sorry Zoe, but you missed out! Well tough luck Ash is mine now! We are more then just good friends! This is how the story ends! Too bad that you couldn't see, see the man Ash will be! There is more then meets the eye, your friend Peggy sees the soul that lives inside!" Misty sang out with all her might. Yugi and Yami Yugi started dancing together to the beat.

Meanwhile, Zoe frowned at the words Misty was saying. As the song ended, Zoe and her friends approached the stadium.

"YOU'RE WRONG! YAMI CAN SEE THE SOUL INSIDE! PEGGY STEALS'EM! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ASH IS YOURS?!" Zoe yelled angrily. Misty sneered.

"You left him for… that." Misty said, nodding her head at Yugi who was still dancing with his ex-Yami.

"I didn't…" Zoe lied.

"You did!"

"DID NOT!"

"DID TOO!"

"…. I CHALLENGE YOU!"

"… To?"

"A POKEMON BATTLE!"

"I ACCEPT!" Zoe climbed up onto the stadium. She and Misty both took one side. "How many Pokemon?"

"Five."

"Why?"

"RANDOM NUMBER!"

"Oh, I get it. You're not smart enough to pick." Zoe gasped. So did Mokubert, in an oddly feminent tone.

"I CAN TO THINK UP A NUMBER!"

"THEN DO IT!"

"THREE!"

"OK!"

"LET'S BEGIN!" Tristen announced. That song from the bugs bunny movie where they play basketball suddenly started to play.

"Polywhirl, I choose you!" Misty said. She threw out a poke ball, and out of it emerged the Pokemon she summoned.

"KAIBAR, I CHOOSE YOUUU!!!!" Zoe called out. She pointed at a spot in front of her, and then Kaiba disappeared from the crowd, and reappeared where Zoe was pointing with purple skin.

"… KAIBA WAS A POKEMON ALL THIS TIME?!?!?! WHY WAS I UNAWARE?!?!?!" Selena demanded.

"BACK OFF!" Zoe argued.

"Polywhirl, DOUBLESLAP!"

"Dun dun dun dun durururun!" Yami sang for special affects, like when the Pokemon is about to attack on Pokemon.

"Kaibar, FIGHT BACK WITH POSSED TRENCHCOAT!" Zoe commanded.

"Kai, ai, KAIBAR!" Kaibar yelled, raising his arms in the air. Copies of his trench coat appeared before him and attacked Polywhirl. Dust rose high from the speed of the attacks. Once it cleared, Polywhirl was seen, wearing one of the trench coats.

"NOOOO! POLYWHIRL! That went out of style last year!" Misty groaned as her Pokemon returned to it's poke ball. She took out another and through it. "STARYU! GOOOO!"

"Gack, WATER POKEMON! KAIBAR, RETURN! YUGICHU, GO!" Kaiba returned to the crowd, and then Yugi appeared on the stadium with red cheeks.

"HAHAHA! YUGI'S EMBARASSED!" Joey shouted, while laughing insanely on the floor.

"AM NOT! IT'S THAT STUPID PIKACHU! WHY MUST HE HAVE RED CHEEKS?!?!?! WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!" Yugi yelled. He fell to the floor on his knees, and screamed at the top of his lounges.

"… STARYU! SPINNY ATTACK WHERE YOU HIT THE OTHER DUDE REAL HARD WITH YOUR POINTY THINGS!" Misty ordered. Staryu flew up into the air and started to spin real fast. So fast, Joey passed out from watching. Eventually, once Staryu was done showing off, he or she, whatever it is, flew down and hit Yugichu in the chin, then flew back up into the air to show off some more.

"YUGICHU! HAIR STATIC!" Zoe said.

"Yuch, giyu, CHUUUUU!" A blast of thunder came down from some high place, don't ask me where, 'cause I didn't see, ANDGET OFF MY CASE CAUSE YOU WOULDN'T'VE EITHER! Anyway, the lightning stayed for a while in Yugi's hair, until Yugi pointed it at Staryu and the lighting flew at her. She fell to the ground all crispy like.

"Ack… STARYU! RETURN! PSYDUCK! GO!"

"Duck, ps-" Psyduck said. He suddenly stopped as he saw Mokubert. His eyes turned heart shaped and he ran off the stadium and began chasing Mokubert all around. Yami watched with mild amusment

"HAHA! I win!" Zoe gloated. Misty screamed.

"NOOOO! NOW I HAVE TO RETURN THE SOULS I STOLE TO HELP BRING BACK CECELIA!!!!!" Everyone stared at Misty like she was insane.

"Woops.. Wrong show. I mean… uhhh… DAMN YUGICHU!" she ran out of the studio crying, forgetting her Psyduck.

"Ok, well… SHOWS OVER! Time tah leave. Selena, could you and Kaibar take out the basura, pwease?" Phoinex asked, before running out really fast.

"SURE!" Selena agreed. She grabbed Bakura by the hair, while Kaiba grabbed some trash bags. Then they went outside, and home after dumping the garbage in the place where it should be, until you came along and rummaged through it, you bad, bad person. You should be ashamed.

Well, 4 hours after you rummaged through the trash, Peggy burst out of the closet and yelled, "TA-DA!" But once he saw everything was empty he started to cry. He was alone again. No one understood him. He was like he was because he missed his dear wife… He could never love again, because no one would love him. He was alone in the world, always acting so sick just to push people away. He didn't want anyone else. He wanted Cecelia.

As he left the studio, some kids approached him.

"Hey, old man, want some?" said one, holding out a cigarette. Peggy looked down at the lifeless object. He took it quickly. He didn't care anymore. The kid smiled sinisterly as he lit the thing… then he let Peggy walk off.

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Meanwhile, Psyduck was chasing Mokubert through South Africa, and Tea was bouncing around in her squishily soft insanity room.