Chapter Seven: Myranda and Peggy, Fear the Possibility!

It was a quiet sunny morning at the WB Studios. The characters of the many hit shows were just arriving to start the work day. At this moment, Selena was driving the Psychic Mobile politely and slowly into her parking spot. Her license plate read "CHSEMNKY", and shined with a fresh wash of absolute responsibility.

Meanwhile, Yugi was walking up with his Yami. They waved at Selena and then continued on their way to the cafeteria. At the entrance, they met with Joey. He kindly stepped aside and allowed them to pass first, which was the courteous thing to do. As he approached the food table, he was thoughtful enough to remember not to take too much and to leave some for the other employees…

SUCKERS!!! That wasn't what happened, nor will it ever be what happens, not even in the alternate reality Tea imagines every time some sort of obscenity occurs, or even in your imagination because your mind is weak, weakling, and cannot support such lies that are not true because they are far too opposite from the things that do happen because they are, which is why I say you're puny mind can't take it because it's weak.

The WB Studios were anything but quiet. The buildings were bouncing in their usual fashion, and Selena was driving the Psychic Mobile like a maniac. She ran over the gate, then crashed into a wall, bounced back, crashed again, then chose to park somewhere else and crashed into a fire thing, who's proper name cannot be mentioned because I can't spell it and because neither can my computer, and we're both too lazy to look in the dictionary, so deal with it, it's not like you'd look it up.

Yugi and Yami were RUNNING, not walking, into the area. Yami was chasing Yugi, holding out a little blue bird in his hands while Yugi ran away in horror from it, his hands outstretched, screaming like a little girl.

"LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT I SAY! TOUCH ITTT!" yelled Yami madly.

And Selena did not wave, instead she laughed. And laughed hard at the Yugi. "HAHAHAHA! YOU FEAR BIRDS! CHILDREN OF THE TREES AND CLOTH POOPING! I SUMMON YOU TO PLACE YOURSELVES IN THAT WHICH IS YUGI'S HAIR! I COMMANED IT OF YOU!!!"

The birds in the nearby trees screeched loudly at their disruption. They heard the cry of Selena and then flew up into the sky in one big bird group thingy, and then shot down at Yugi's hair, deep within. It seemed to inflate as more and more birds penetrated the tough hair gel.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yugi hollered like a girl. He tried to escape the madness of his hair by running into the cafeteria. Suddenly, the loud noises started coming from the Psychic Mobile's trunk, then Joey popped out tied up in chains.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed, "MY FOOOOOOOD!!!" He seemed to gather strength from his passion, and was able to break the chains easily, and dash into the cafeteria and eat all the food before Selena had even blinked.

And THAT is how the day REALLY and TRUTHFULLY started. As you can see, I was right when I said your mind is weak because mine is not and that is why I was able to write the fake beginning, unlike you who is incapable because you have a weak mind and cannot comprehend something so absurd that is not true. Especially not, I'm sorry to mention this, and make your head hurt, but especially not the thought of Joey being considerate because that is insane as Tea, who is currently kicking in a squishy room in northern France. Now on with our feature presentation.

Selena ran up to the cafeteria. There wasn't much to run up to though, Yugi's enlarged hair had crushed the wall to pieces, ruining the foundation and making the entire building collapse.

"JOEY! YOU AREMY PRISONER! You're not supposed to break free unless someone saves you!" Selena complained.

"But it was an emergency!" Joey argued.

"NO BUTS! You didn't leave me any cheese or donuts. You shall be punished… NO PRISONER FOR YOU!" she walked off angrily to the Yu-Gi-Oh Studios, leaving Joey with a sad face. Yami followed her, and then so did Joey, while Yugi stayed in the former spot of the cafeteria and kept running in circles with his enlarged hair.

"MORNING CHILDREN!" Yami greeted as he entered the studio. The cast of Mucha Lucha starred at him. Crickets chirped in the background. "… SELENA! YOU LED ME INTO THE WRONG STUDIO!"

"I DID NOT! There's more. Press X if you wish to continue." she said in a computer voice. Yami looked around and saw that the floor had 4 symbols painted on it. An X, a square, a triangle, and a circle.

"Uhhh… THIS ONE!" he jumped onto the triangle. In Northern France, Tea suddenly started to enlarge. She got so big her jacket ripped and she broke through the roof. She then began terrorizing the locals.

"Meh… Must be busted. THIS ONE!" Yugi came flying through the wall, and his hair landed on a pin shaped character of Mucha Lucha. Birds began to fill the studio. Yami gasped.

"INVASION! BUTTON PRESS!" he jumped onto the X. Selena continued walking and Yami followed. They shot out of the door, and Yami locked it behind him. Something slapped against it on the other side, and a dent shaped like Yugi appeared. Someone started knocking on the door to be let out.

"SELENA NIGHT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YO MY YUGI?!?!?!" screamed the voice of Zoe, who was stomping towards Yami and Selena.

"EEEEEEPPP!" went Selena. "HE'S IN THERE!" she confessed, pointing at the Yugi dented door.

"WHERE?!?! I SEE NOT THE SPOT YOU SPEAK OF!!!"

"THERE!"

"WHERE!"

"ZOEEEE!" Yugi called form the door.

"Granny Beatrice? Is that you? Have you come back from the grave?!?!?!" Zoe asked looking around frantically for the spirit of her granny.

"NO! It's YUGI! OPEN THE DOOR!" Zoe opened the door. She came face to face with hundreds of birds who were all screeching grumpily.

"Oh yeah? TAKE THIS! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" with that one scream, Zoe scared away all the birds who flew back to their trees, leaving Yugi trembling at Zoe's feet. "My poor baby…" Zoe looked down for a few seconds with a sad face. Then she grabbed Yugi's ear with a wide smile and started marching off towards the proper studio which was right in front of the former Mucha Lucha studio. Selena and Yami followed her, and then Selena sped up to talk.

"Zoe, could I borrow Ash?"

"Uhh? Oh, sure ya can! Why now?" she asked suspiciously, narrowing her eyes at her.

"To play prisoner!"

"Oh, ok." Zoe replied as she opened the doors and walked in. "HELLO EVERYBODY!"

"Hey." said Yami.

"BACK!" Selena yelled, with a leash behind her that was attached to a chained Ash Ketchum.

"Wow, that was fast… YOU MUST BE CLARK KENT!" Chimpy declared, running over to poke Selena.

"BACK OFF, MUD BOY!" Chimpy squeaked.

"WOOT! Let's hear it for the leash!" Phoinex cheered. The cast applauded, since no audience members had arrived yet.

"Hey… LOOK! SOMEONES COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Mokubert shouted out before hiding on the roof.

The light from the doorway shined into the studio as the silhouette of a girl appeared. The light shone on her blonde hair, and on her purple shirt and dark blue jeans. She seemed like a painting, her movements like a slideshow of paintings. Rose petals passed by her pale face to draw attention to it. Then she stopped before the group still looking like a painting with her eyes closed.

"YUGI! STOP MESSING WITH THE SPECIAL AFFECTS!!!!" Zoe scolded. She looked to the side to see Yugi playing with the buttons on a panel labeled 'Special Effects'. "Turn off the beauty expresser!" Yugi flipped a switch, and pushed a button. The girl was no longer like a painting, and the roses were no longer passing by. "NOW APLOLOGIZE!"

"I'm sorry!"

"NOOOOOOO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT LIKE YOU DON'T MEAN IT! NOW DO IT RIGHT!!!!"

"I'm sorry." Yugi said in a teasing voice.

"Good."

"Who are you, IMPOSTER PEGGY?!?!?!" Phoinex asked.

"… She looks nothing like Peggy, Finney." Zoe said.

"No, she does not. So speaks of wisdomish things. But so does the great Finney, as I, great Selena, do. Who are you?"

"ME? I am *Myranda* star of stars of shining stars of the stars of the universe that shine! One of the beautiful people better then all of you because…" on and on she went for half an hour, and then all the way into the afternoon. By the time she stopped, no one was awake. She had to scream loudly to wake them up.

"HUH?! WHAT?! I SAY THE ANSWER IS KAIBA!" yelled Selena quickly.

"CALM DOWN, GIRL, IT'S ONLY A DREAM!" Zoe reassured.

"Oh… WAKE UP PRISONER!" Selena yelled again, waking up Ash. Joey looked at them from the other side of the room and his lip trembled. Selena ignored him.

"You have all missed the grand speech of Myranda!"

"I didn't." said a voice. Peggy appeared from behind Kaiba. Myranda's eyes turned into hearts as she saw him.

"Who are you?!" she demanded.

"I AM PEGGY! LEADER OF THE GRASSHOPPERS!"

"PEGGY! FOR THE LAST TIME! THIS IS NOT DISNEY!" Finney scolded.

"AND I DO NOT CARE!"

"PEGGY! Come away with me… COME AWAY I SAY AND WE CAN ATTACK INNOCENT UNSUSPECTING CIVILIANS AT THE MALLAND TONIGHT IN THE DARKNESS OF THE PARK!" Myranda invited.

"YEEEAAAA!" Peggy agreed, running out the door with Myranda.

"Aww.. They're gone…" Zoe said sadly.

"They are, they are." Finney added.

"YUGI! USE THE BEAUTY EXPRESSER ON ME NOW!!!" Zoe ran up to the entrance, and Yugi to the Special Effects panel. He flipped a switch and pushed a button and Zoe began to enter like Myranda had.

"Come with me, slave!" Selena said to Ash, tugging at his leash.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!" Joey raared, as he jumped out from a table and ripped the leash to shreds with his teeth. "ME PRISONER! ME GET THE FOOD! NO YOU!" Ash ran away whimpering like a dog.

"Awww, Joey! I MISSED YA!" Selena admitted, tying Joey in his chains and giving him a fish.

"Chimpy is a chimp, with many chimp tricks, you take him down and pass him around and you get a bite on the lip!" Chimpy sang as he left.

"HEY! But we haven't filmed the show! This means…. RERUN OF DOOM!" Phoinex exclaimed.

"Whateva." Chimpy answered as he put on his dark sunglasses. Selena dragged Joey out of the studio, and Phoinex put the tape of an old episode in the VCR. Before he pushed play though, he watched a report about some sort of monster heading for Paris on the other side of the world.

Then before leaving, he made sure to cut up the ladder so that Mokubert couldn't get down.

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"RAAAAAAARRR!" Tea screamed as she climbed the Eiffel tower. Helicopters tried to approach her to shoot missiles but she crushed them with her hand. "YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF TEA!!!!" she declared before she fell to the ground and was locked back in her squishy room at the asylum.