Chapter 9: Adventures in Disneyland and the Bossy Princess Mokuba!

Phoinex flew down in bat form onto the WB studios. The rest of the cast was waiting outside Yu-Gi-Oh studio for the plane that would take them to America to arrive.

"AHHHHH! A BIRD!" Yugi covered his hair with his arms, recalling his last encounter with the species. The bat flew down and kicked Yugi in the cheek for the fun of it then turned into Phoinex.

"LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD! No…IT'S A…. It's our plane!" Joey exclaimed, pointing at the butterfly heading at them. Yugi took a chance and looked up, only to have the butterfly fly into his eye. He flailed his arms and ran in circles screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"YUGI!" Phoinex scolded.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"YUGI!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"PLANE!" everyone looked up to where Phoinex was pointing. Surely enough, there was a large 737 heading at them, with Zoe in the cockpit driving it unprofessionally. As she landed, she knocked over the studio of Jackie Chan Adventures but no one cared because that show wasn't popular anymore because it was old, because Yugi was new and not as old and his hair was so large it just took up all the attention.

"HEWWO EVWYBODY!" Zoe greeted, some how opening the window.

"ZOE! YOU CAN DRIVE A PLANE GOOD!" Yami blurted. He stared at all the scratches and dents on the plane in admiration as if they weren't there.

"Of course, Yami Yugi. I am Sumo Mama, master of many sumoish things! NOW GET ON BEFORE I HAVE FINNEY KICK YOU TO PLUTO!" The cast hopped on and within seconds they had traveled almost half way around the world to America. They went so fast because there is more fun to be had in America and because the part you have currently read up to here is pointless nonsense not all that funny.

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"LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!" Mokuba yelled, pointing everywhere and anywhere with excitement. Kaiba merely smiled and patted his head.

"LOOK! COTTON CANDY!" Joey called out as he pounced the man at the cotton candy stand, and then started eating all the cotton candy he had to sell.

"… BIG BROTHER! LOOK! You will take me there now and buy me one of those!" Mokuba demanded, pulling his brother into the Princess Shop. He ran around and touched all the remakings of the dresses worn by Disney Princesses, each time oooing. Then he came upon the one belonging to Snow White.

"THIS ONE!"

"Uhhhh… ok." Kaiba said as he took a bag out of his pocket, removed the tag from the dress, out it in the bag and walked out of the store. "WEEEE! I BOUGHT SOMETHING!"

"GIMME!" Mokuba yelled as he jumped in the air and snatched at the bag which Kaiba had raised to show what he had 'bought'. Mokuba than quickly stripped down to his underwear and put on the dress, with an oddly wide smile Meanwhile, Peggy was drooling and Myranda frowning at him.

"Ok… well… uhhh… I get to pick who comes with me first! I pick… YUGI!" Zoe said.

"Alright, my turn." Kaiba said. "And I pick… MYRANDA!"

"WHAT?!" Mokuba gasped.

"Errr… Typo. I meant…. MOKUBA!" Mokuba cheered and Myranda hugged Peggy around the waist.

"FINNEY! SELENA! JOEY! Ok, wellIhavemygroup, soyoucanallgotogether, bye! COME GROUP!" Zoe said quickly running off with her group, not wanting to be forced to pick the freakier freaks of freakiness.

In the direction Zoe had gone, she had led her group to Fantasy Land, a place for the littler kids. Bad choice, eh?

"LET'S GO THERE FIRST!" Yugi said, while pointing at the Dumbo ride where you got into one and flew around above the ground in circles and holding Zoe's hand.

"Nuuuu! Let's go to TOON TOWN!" Finney complained.

"Shut UP, Finney! WE'RE DOING WHAT YUGI SAYS!" Zoe said.

"WHY?"

"Because uhhh… he's short and we must feel sorry for him."

"Oh… it's all so clear now… I feel so ashamed… OOOO! HATS!" he said, as he saw a hat shop across from the Dumbo ride. "I'll be there while you do… Yugi stuff! SELENA! JOEY! COME WITH MEEEE!" he said as he ran into the hat shop. Selena, and Joey (who was in one of the extra-extra large rental baby carriages that Selena was pushing) followed, while Zoe raared at everyone in the line and got her and Yugi up to the very front. They got into one of the elephants, Yugi in the front seat, Zoe in the back.

As the fake Dumbo rose, Yugi started to whimper. "WHAT'S WRONG?!" Zoe barked at him.

"I… I'm SCARED!" Yugi informed as tears slowly popped out of his eyes.

"You better not be if you ever wanna go into my Chocolate Room again! Which is MINE might I add."

"WEEEEEE!!!"

"…"

"OOOOOWWWWWW!" Yugi hollered as he somehow managed to crash into a pigeon, which sat in front of him after the collision.

"Ahhh! Poop Meister! GET AWAY FROM MY YUGI!" Zoe unbuckled her belt and jumped up on the small space that separated her and Yugi's seat. The pigeon looked up at her and made a noise, then in jerked it's head up to show it would bite her it she came any closer.

"You bite be, I'll sit on you back, BIRD!" The pigeon flapped it's wings fiercely at Zoe. The people down below gasped as if they were the audience, which in a way they were.

"NUH-UH, POOP MEISTER, YOU THREATEN MY YUGI, I HURT YOU BACK!" Zoe grabbed it by the neck, and squeezed it hard, raising it to her face to give it a death glare. "RAAAAARRR!" Then she through it down onto the ground. Just at that moment Phoinex, Selena, and Joey (still in the carriage) came out of the show.

Phoinex was wearing a Mickey the Magician's hat (I don't know what they're really called) with small black mouse ears. Selena wore one like Goofy's, in green, and Joey worse a copy of Woody from Toy Story's.

"WOOT! Let's hear it for the Dumbo!" Phoinex cheered. The people waiting in line cheered, and Phoinex cackled. "My power reaches out here to Disneyland! I AM ALMIGHTY!" The Dumbo Zoe and Yugi were riding slowly came down, and landed right on top of the pigeon Zoe had thrown, squishing it. Zoe jumped off, then opened the door, undid Yugi's belt, and helped him out.

"I…never…no…Dumbo…bad…." Yugi muttered with wide eyes. Zoe led him over to the others.

"That was COOL!" Joey said, raising his arms for emphasis.

"QUICKLY! We MUST leave here at once… the birds have seen us as a threat… they're power is too great… It is not safe." Yugi declared.

"But…" Zoe said.

"No. Leave NOW."

"Ok. Where to now?"

"TOON TOWN!" Phoinex suggested.

"Well, Kaiba took his group down to Tomorrow Land, so…"

"TOON TOWN!"

"So, where else can we go?" Zoe asked.

"TOON TOWN!"

"I don't know…" Selena replied.

"TOON TOWN!"

"Hmmm…" Zoe thought.

"TOON TOWN!"

"I KNOW! Worship the intelligence of Cheese Monkey, fools. Frontier Land is right through there!"

"Woot! Let's go!" Phoinex agreed.

"TO THE BAT CAVE IT IS!" Zoe said, striking a pose.

"Bat Cave? This is not comics… THIS IS THE HOLY DISNEY!" Yugi corrected. Zoe shrugged, coming out of her pose, and then walked in the direction Selena pointed, closely followed by her group.

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Meanwhile, back with Kaiba's group. They were in Tomorrow Land, doing freak things of freak that suited them because they themselves were freaks. I love the word 'freak' all of a sudden, so just deal with the freak sentences.

"Kaiba, I want to go THERE." Mokuba demanded.

"No." Kaiba replied, while bending down to hug Buzz Lightyear around the waist happily. Buzz didn't quite share his feelings and was trying to get free.

"I said I want to go there." Mokuba demanded again irritably.

"NO."

"I've always thought Buzz was pretty hot… his name's pretty sexy too…" Peggy said to Myranda, who nodded in agreement. "KAIBA, MOVE OVER. It's MY turn now."

"No."

"Grrrr…. Move NOW before I get my Peggy on." he threatened. Myranda looked in her purse and pulled out a radio. She put in a CD and handed it to Peggy.

"NO."

"You leave me no choice." Peggy set the radio down by his feet, and fished in his pocket for a white sweat band he put around his forehead, below his hairline. Then he pushed play and the music from "I'm Still Jenny From the Block" played, without the lyrics. Peggy started dancing. Tristen sang the first few lines in an odd voice, while moving his neck like a pigeon when it walks to the beat.

"Children grow, and woman produce, while men make them produce, but everyone's got get a livin'." (Don't bother about the odd lines, this is PEGGY VERSION."

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still Peggy from the block!" as Peggy sang this, Myranda modeled a large diamond ring on her finger. "Use to have a lot, now I have more, no matter where I go I don't care where I came from!"

"In mom's stomach!" Bakura sang for the background in a girl's voice.

"I'm still, I'm still Peggy from the block!"

"Mmm… my Peggy getting his Peggy on…" Myranda muttered to Tristen loudly in an unmutter like way.

"AHHH! I SURRENDER!" Kaiba said, his eyes wide with horror as he ran over to Mokuba. Buzz was about to run for it, only to be locked again in Peggy's arms.

"KAIBA, I want to go THERE." Mokuba demanded again.

"Ok." Kaiba led his brother over to the EXTREMELY long line. An hour later, just as they were about to enter Mokuba spoke.

"This is stupid. A stupid ride. GIFT SHOP TIME!" Kaiba growled as Mokuba stepped out of line, and he was forced to follow abruptly. He didn't want to go on the ride himself…

"Come on, let's go group." he said to the rest. Peggy let go of Buzz who ran far, far away where he lived his life and eventually died, never to be bothered by the freaks again.

"That was cool." Tristen said as he walked over to Peggy and Myranda with Bakura, who kept shifting his eyes everywhere. Peggy outstretched his arm and let it dangle in front of Tristen while looking the other way with his eyes closed.

"Jus' call me MPeg." he said, starting to walk away after Kaiba, his hand still out dangling while hi other went on his hip.

"I shall rule Disneyland…" Mokuba muttered under his breath.

"Come, Bakara." Myranda said, tugging on the leash around Bakura's neck and taking him away.

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"WOOT! Let's hear it for MY hat!" Phoinex cheered as he walked into Frontier Land with Zoe's group. The people around paused walking to clap.

"Grrr… stupid Finney powers… YOU'LL ALL SEE WHEN I'M CHEESE MONKEY THE TRUE EXTENT OF MY POWER!" Selena yelled.

"Not me!" Phoinex corrected, "I recently put a tribute at the Cheese Monkey Temple!"

"Oh yeah, that's true… crap you, stupid tribute to me because I am the bestest Finney…" Zoe suddenly stopped in her tracks.

"Zoe?" Yugi tugged at her sleeve.

"You…" Zoe said, darkly, before charging at Winnie the Pooh, who was standing near a bench under a roof hugging children and telling them lies of his existence. Err… I mean… Hugging them without care. NO! Not that either! I meant… uhhh… Just doing Pooh things for the goodness of Pooh. Ya, that's it!

"Ahhh! ZOE! STOP KILLING THE GOD POOH!" pleaded Yugi.

"Pooh's a GOD?!?" asked Joey as he tried to get out of his carriage so that he could bow to Pooh and not upset his godlike powers. Meanwhile, Zoe was doing a good job of beating up Pooh, while a crowd gathered and watched in horror.

Two security guards soon came, and puller her off, each with one of her arms.

"Ahhh! NO! Grrrr…. LEMME GO! POOH BEAR! You haven't heard the last of ME!" Zoe yelled. The security guards came up to Zoe's group.

"Does this belong to you?" he asked Phoinex, who nodded. They gave Zoe to Phoinex and Selena to hold on to, while they carried Pooh out to the medical place, where it is cleverly hidden from me and the rest of the public. Curse you, Disneyland…

Then, Zoe soon calmed down when Selena gave her some of her emergency stash of Cheese, they continued and stopped in front of Big Thunder Mountain, one of the few roller coaster rides.

"Ahhh! No! I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE!" Yugi argued.

"No! I do want to!" Phoinex argued back.

"… ME TOO!" Zoe added.

"I don't." Yugi said stubbornly.

"Well too bad, we're going." Zoe ran up to the Fast Pass line. Phoinex moved her aside.

"Let me handle this." he waddled up to the man in front of the line. "Hi, stranger. Let us pass, because we want to pass fast. Fast Pass!"

"Uhhh… sure, dude." answered the man, stepping aside to let Phoinex and co. ran in because the line was long, but without many people. Five minutes later, they were about to board the ride. Joey got into the front seat with Selena, Phoinex and Zoe into another, while Yugi sat behind them with his ex-Yami. Fortunately for him, Yami Yugi just HAPPENED to be the first one in line when they arrived.

The cart started moving and Phoinex cheered, while Yugi shook madly like a Joey in his dog costume after a bath as they went up…

To be continued….