Happy Halloween! A/N This fic is dedicated to Baasheep and Plastic Moon Rose (read their work!) my favourite hentai pixxis and connoisseurs of fine lemons. I know it's the wrong time of year, but hey, me and Baa got bored one lunch and started writing this. Be warned, if you don't like Harry/Draco, then the het stuff is yet to come! If you want to know the rules for Wizard's Truth or Dare, then email me. Anyway the characters all belong to JK Rowling, (cos if I'd created her books, Harry would be more human ie. Flawed)

"Pumpkin Head!" A drunken Malfoy leered at the twin jack o' lanterns across the room which, to his inebriated vision, resembled the Weasley twins, currently sitting four feet to the right of where he was looking.

"That's heads to you, Malfoy. Now take another shot!" Malfoy swayed dangerously as he reached for the phial of veritaserum at the centre of the circle. Hermione Granger smirked evilly as she peeked at Harry from across the circle whilst Malfoy downed the crucial second draught.

"Truth, Malfoy" she purred seductively, grinning to see his jaw drop at the realisation of what she was about to ask. They had grown to be close friends during their last year at Hogwarts, and it was Hermione who knew him better than most.including his deepest, darkest desires.

"Who is lion to your serpent, Red to your green. Who is your greatest love, On this darkest Halloween?"

Harry's jaw mirrored Malfoy's as both dropped to their chests. Hermione creased up with silent laughter, knowing all too well what the answer would be. Malfoy's eyes glazed over with lust and the effects of the potion.

"Harry Potter is my lion, My most crimson desire. And I would that he be mine, Beside the Halloween bonfire."

Silence descended before an ear-splitting shriek cracked like a whip through the air.

"What?!?!?!?" Cho's voice echoed around the stone tower before Fred and George pounced, silencing her lest she alert the entire school to their antics.

Harry was lost for words. For the entire year he had thought that Draco and Hermione were the item but now it seemed his wildest desires were coming true.and boy! Were some of them wild! He had smothered his desire for three whole years, only realising after the Tri-wizard Tournament that no girl or woman would ever be right for him.

Abruptly, Draco snapped out of his trance. "What the HELL did you make me say?" he glared at Hermione. She winked.

"Why don't you ask Harry for yourself?"

Draco blanched visibly; a stark contrast to Harry's deep flush. "I'm so sorry Harry." he mumbled, tailing off.

Harry bit his lip. "No, I'm sorry.I should have told you before."

The other occupants of the tower watched with rapt attention. Angelina clasped her hands together in silent glee whilst the twins rocked with silent laughter, their hands still clasped over Cho's mouth. Draco glared.

"Oh, fuck off!"

"See." Hermione grinned triumphantly. "You should have believed me when I told you he shouts your name in his sleep." She turned to Harry, "And you." Harry gulped, "should have more balls for a Gryffindor." The rest of the Griffindor clan sniggered, stopping only when silenced by Draco's most potent glare.

"Go to hell." He snapped, "I haven't seen any of you try to negotiate a Triwizard tournament, defeat Voldemort and his deatheater posse single- handedly OR become the worlds sexiest wizard ever recently."

"Um, actually, Draco. I was only voted the worlds second sexiest wizard by Witch Weekly, I think Sirius was first, he's become very popular after Ron's dad revoked the charges and told everyone the truth behind what happened ."

"Well I don't care." Malfoy crossed his arms sulkily, sticking his tongue out at the Griffindors, "Nothing Sirius has got can even come close to Harry."

"Malfoy! That veritaserum's loosened your tongue.!" Hermione gasped in sarcastic shock, "Maybe I put one too many Jobberknoll feathers in."

George snorted, "Like, that wasn't deliberate!" Cho bit him, wrestling herself free as he cursed vehemently. "You made it?" she squeaked in amazement, dutifully keeping her voice down. Hermione nodded,

"Snape's been extra vigilant with his stores lately, with Sirius being around and all." She giggled, "Ach! I can't get Snape's expression out of my head! I've never seen him look more disgusted when Sirius got mobbed by all those girls in the great hall after he made that 'heroic entrance'" Cho nodded enthusiastically, her eyes gleaming, while beside her, Fred, George, Alicia and Angelina rolled their eyes in exasperation. Quietly, Draco crept across the circle to where Harry was sitting, quickly crouching down in the space vacated by Fred as he leaned across to tease Cho about her new 'Sirius Black Fan club'.

"I'm so sorry! I must have been so blind, I never even thought you liked me!"

Harry bowed his head, "I know, but the thing was, I thought well, I thought, that you and Hermione."

"Were an item?!" Draco clasped his hand, "Hermione, and me? Oh, Harry! I've never, ever liked any girl more than Hermione, but she's just a friend! Do you know when I first started liking you?" Harry shook his head.

Smiling suggestively, Malfoy leaned closer, whispering, "Since Madame Malkin's!"

Harry gaped, "That long?! So."

"Hah! The jibes, the insults? Oh yeah." Draco's smile became even more leering, "We Malfoys are famed for our jealousy, didn't you realise? Why else would I be jealous of Hermione, or Ron even? Hermione was muggle born, immensely talented, and under hardly any pressure from her adoring parents. Ron came from a close, happy family and had absolutely no problem fitting in and finding friends. Don't you see now? I came to Hogwarts from a pushy, pureblood, deatheater family, I had no real friends, and no self-respect, and there you were! The glorious trinity, and at the centre, Harry Potter." He leaned closer, his eyes burning with fierce desire, "Harry, will you help me?"

"To do what?" Harry returned his fierce gaze, shaking his long, black fringe out of his emerald eyes.

A slow, wicked grin spread across Draco's features, "To get back on Hermione, I want to give her a little reward. Now here's the plan." No one noticed the gap in the circle as the game rolled on, and it was as if Harry and Draco had never played as they snuck away under Harry's well- used invisibility cloak, unnoticed by the other players.

A/N Hope you liked it and are not too confused. More coming up!