The big finale
A/N Thanks to everyone who reviewed, you made my week. Um, the ending of this is a bit crap, but I will edit it at some point, as I will chapter two cos of the spacing. For now you'll have to grin and bear it cos I'm too stressed out to write a proper lemon (what?! The hentai pixxis cry, but sadly it is true, weeps) This is a loosely based fic, so try not to be pedantic about the details, Wood is about 22 and Hermione is 18, fairy snuff? Love to all, espesh Baasheep and plastic moon rose cos they updated!
"All you have to do is spin the bottle and ask someone a question, truth or dare style, if they refuse, they take a shot and do whatever you want them to. Simple enough?"
They all seemed to agree, no one really caring what they did anymore so long as it guaranteed them a good time. Draco's smile grew so wide as to putting him in danger of losing the top half of his head, "This is going to be good" he whispered to Harry as his hand tightened on his soft inner thigh, gradually questing further towards his crotch. Harry tried hard to stifle a gasp of pleasure as the blonde Slytherin began to fondle him, "Stop it!" he hissed through gritted teeth, "Save it for later and concentrate on getting Oliver his girl"
Draco reluctantly withdrew his hand, craftily pinching Harry as he slid his hand back down his thigh, "Don't worry Lion, you'll be getting it later sure enough" he growled before raising his voice again, "Who wants to start?"
"Ooh me!" squealed Cho, "Me, me, me!" she grabbed the now empty bottle of firewhisky before anyone else could and set it on its side in the middle of the circle before sending it spinning wildly. Everyone stared with bated breath, waiting for it to land on someone and appoint a victim.
"Angelina!" she cackled, "Tell us whether Fred or George is the better lay."
Angelina gasped as both Fred and George glared at her, daring her to insult their sexual prowess, "Cho!" she whined, "Don't do this!" Cho grinned evilly, "Tell us or the consequences will be much worse!" Angelina gulped, glancing nervously in Alicia's direction, "Come on you knew about us, you said you were finished with George!"
"I never said you could sleep with him though!"
"Ladies! Just answer the bloody question Angelina." Draco yawned. Grudgingly, Angelina took a deep breath and confessed, "George, but that could just be because he did stuff Fred never does."
Fred tore himself away from her, face burning as red as his hair, "Fuck you Angelina! You can have him 'cos I won't have you!" Angrily he got up and planted himself defiantly next to Cho and began to kiss her in an attempt to disguise his humiliation.
Furious at herself and at Cho, Angelina seized the bottle and spun it, praying that it landed on her new nemesis. Unfortunately it pointed to Fred, who got the shock of his life when she barked, "Fred Weasley! Have you ever slept with Alicia?"
He whipped round, eyes flicking from one girl to the other, "Did we?" he tried to mouth at Alicia, "Yule ball?" She shrugged, "Could be, must have been pissed" Angelina scowled meaningfully at both of them "Hypocrites! I'll take that as a yes then."
George was next to spin the bottle, and grinned with wicked delight when it landed on Alicia, "Tell me.where did you and Fred do it after the Yule ball?" Alicia panicked, "How am I supposed to know? I was off my head!"
"Tell me!"
"Noooo!" she protested, sounding a lot like Cho.
George cracked his knuckles, grinning like a jack o' lantern, "Does everyone agree that was a refusal?" Everyone nodded enthusiastically, all except Alicia who had gone very pale. "Very well my sweet, I'll just have to ask you to.do that little dance you always do for me. And by the way I knew all along about you and Fred bonking in our special love nest, because I saw you when I went off with Angelina!"
Alicia cringed, crumpling to the floor with embarrassment, "I hate you George Weasley!" Slowly she pulled herself to her feet, "Do I have." George nodded, "Exactly the way you always do it."
Her head sagged visibly, "Accio broomstick." She mumbled, and began to unbutton her shirt revealing a red bra with 'property of George Weasley' stencilled across it in black. Slowly one of the school brooms flew to her hand, and George began to clap a slow, steady beat. Alicia looked stricken, but began to dance, using the broom like a pole dancers pole. After a short while she stopped, "George.please?"
Mercilessly he shook his head, "All of it." The rest of the players began to clap in time with George, and round-shouldered, Alicia began again. Half way through, she discarded the broomstick and started to dance erotically in front of George, shimmying and stroking herself as she bumped and ground him like a lap dancer. Abruptly George stopped clapping and allowed her to collapse back down beside him, "I hate you!" "I know, but you are the sexiest babe out of the two." George pulled her into his lap and began nibbling her neck and earlobes, "So you're forgiven"
Draco's hand had somehow found its way back into Harry's lap, and he stirred uncomfortably from the heat of his arousal, "Draco, any more of that and I won't be able to wait." The Slytherin smiled as he leaned over, his lips brushing Harry's ear, "I don't think they can wait either, so let Oliver spin next. I'll make sure Hermione gets her reward."
Hermione was miles away, her mind floating in alcohol as the mysterious new player reached for the fateful bottle in the centre. It spun, sparkling in the candlelight around and around getting slower and slower until it pointed to.was it her or Cho again? Her eyes couldn't tell. Suddenly, someone was asking her something in a soft, northern accent, or was it Scottish? "Hermione? Would you be my lioness this Halloween?" Astounded, Hermione found herself staring, open mouthed into the face of Oliver Wood, and before she could answer, he was kissing her, and she was in heaven.
Soon after Draco's revenge was complete, Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia and Cho all piled into the Prefect's Bathroom, and began the wildest Hogwart's orgy in its long history, even beating the Ravenclaw Library orgy of 1825, as well as the infamous Slytherin orgy of 1687. The Interhouse Past and Present Prefects Bathroom Halloween Orgy of 2003 attracted over 50 students and has never yet been beaten, despite pupils best efforts.
Draco and Harry found themselves in Snape's cupboard for some odd reason, and realised their wildest dreams for the first time, inspiring a long career of bonking in strange places. Snape never quite found out why his store cupboard got completely trashed, though he always had his suspicions, especially as all the aphrodisiac ingredients went missing.
Hermione and Oliver preferred to take things slowly however, but still ended up in the shrubbery outside Dumbledore's office. Maybe it was the full moon that night, or maybe it was the aphrodisiacs Fred and George had sneaked into the Halloween banquet, but almost everybody at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry found love, or at least sexual satisfaction. For obvious reasons, Snape and Filch were excluded from the fun, having yet to find any passion apart from hate inside themselves.
In any case the ghouls and the ghosties all refrained from haunting the Earth that Halloween, and every one had pleasant dreams. On the down side many had hangovers, but as they agreed decades later, "It was bloody worth it"
(Cringes) eep! That was soooooooo baaaaaad, baaaaaad! Please forgive me! Please flame me and tell me I'm crap!
A/N Thanks to everyone who reviewed, you made my week. Um, the ending of this is a bit crap, but I will edit it at some point, as I will chapter two cos of the spacing. For now you'll have to grin and bear it cos I'm too stressed out to write a proper lemon (what?! The hentai pixxis cry, but sadly it is true, weeps) This is a loosely based fic, so try not to be pedantic about the details, Wood is about 22 and Hermione is 18, fairy snuff? Love to all, espesh Baasheep and plastic moon rose cos they updated!
"All you have to do is spin the bottle and ask someone a question, truth or dare style, if they refuse, they take a shot and do whatever you want them to. Simple enough?"
They all seemed to agree, no one really caring what they did anymore so long as it guaranteed them a good time. Draco's smile grew so wide as to putting him in danger of losing the top half of his head, "This is going to be good" he whispered to Harry as his hand tightened on his soft inner thigh, gradually questing further towards his crotch. Harry tried hard to stifle a gasp of pleasure as the blonde Slytherin began to fondle him, "Stop it!" he hissed through gritted teeth, "Save it for later and concentrate on getting Oliver his girl"
Draco reluctantly withdrew his hand, craftily pinching Harry as he slid his hand back down his thigh, "Don't worry Lion, you'll be getting it later sure enough" he growled before raising his voice again, "Who wants to start?"
"Ooh me!" squealed Cho, "Me, me, me!" she grabbed the now empty bottle of firewhisky before anyone else could and set it on its side in the middle of the circle before sending it spinning wildly. Everyone stared with bated breath, waiting for it to land on someone and appoint a victim.
"Angelina!" she cackled, "Tell us whether Fred or George is the better lay."
Angelina gasped as both Fred and George glared at her, daring her to insult their sexual prowess, "Cho!" she whined, "Don't do this!" Cho grinned evilly, "Tell us or the consequences will be much worse!" Angelina gulped, glancing nervously in Alicia's direction, "Come on you knew about us, you said you were finished with George!"
"I never said you could sleep with him though!"
"Ladies! Just answer the bloody question Angelina." Draco yawned. Grudgingly, Angelina took a deep breath and confessed, "George, but that could just be because he did stuff Fred never does."
Fred tore himself away from her, face burning as red as his hair, "Fuck you Angelina! You can have him 'cos I won't have you!" Angrily he got up and planted himself defiantly next to Cho and began to kiss her in an attempt to disguise his humiliation.
Furious at herself and at Cho, Angelina seized the bottle and spun it, praying that it landed on her new nemesis. Unfortunately it pointed to Fred, who got the shock of his life when she barked, "Fred Weasley! Have you ever slept with Alicia?"
He whipped round, eyes flicking from one girl to the other, "Did we?" he tried to mouth at Alicia, "Yule ball?" She shrugged, "Could be, must have been pissed" Angelina scowled meaningfully at both of them "Hypocrites! I'll take that as a yes then."
George was next to spin the bottle, and grinned with wicked delight when it landed on Alicia, "Tell me.where did you and Fred do it after the Yule ball?" Alicia panicked, "How am I supposed to know? I was off my head!"
"Tell me!"
"Noooo!" she protested, sounding a lot like Cho.
George cracked his knuckles, grinning like a jack o' lantern, "Does everyone agree that was a refusal?" Everyone nodded enthusiastically, all except Alicia who had gone very pale. "Very well my sweet, I'll just have to ask you to.do that little dance you always do for me. And by the way I knew all along about you and Fred bonking in our special love nest, because I saw you when I went off with Angelina!"
Alicia cringed, crumpling to the floor with embarrassment, "I hate you George Weasley!" Slowly she pulled herself to her feet, "Do I have." George nodded, "Exactly the way you always do it."
Her head sagged visibly, "Accio broomstick." She mumbled, and began to unbutton her shirt revealing a red bra with 'property of George Weasley' stencilled across it in black. Slowly one of the school brooms flew to her hand, and George began to clap a slow, steady beat. Alicia looked stricken, but began to dance, using the broom like a pole dancers pole. After a short while she stopped, "George.please?"
Mercilessly he shook his head, "All of it." The rest of the players began to clap in time with George, and round-shouldered, Alicia began again. Half way through, she discarded the broomstick and started to dance erotically in front of George, shimmying and stroking herself as she bumped and ground him like a lap dancer. Abruptly George stopped clapping and allowed her to collapse back down beside him, "I hate you!" "I know, but you are the sexiest babe out of the two." George pulled her into his lap and began nibbling her neck and earlobes, "So you're forgiven"
Draco's hand had somehow found its way back into Harry's lap, and he stirred uncomfortably from the heat of his arousal, "Draco, any more of that and I won't be able to wait." The Slytherin smiled as he leaned over, his lips brushing Harry's ear, "I don't think they can wait either, so let Oliver spin next. I'll make sure Hermione gets her reward."
Hermione was miles away, her mind floating in alcohol as the mysterious new player reached for the fateful bottle in the centre. It spun, sparkling in the candlelight around and around getting slower and slower until it pointed to.was it her or Cho again? Her eyes couldn't tell. Suddenly, someone was asking her something in a soft, northern accent, or was it Scottish? "Hermione? Would you be my lioness this Halloween?" Astounded, Hermione found herself staring, open mouthed into the face of Oliver Wood, and before she could answer, he was kissing her, and she was in heaven.
Soon after Draco's revenge was complete, Fred, George, Angelina, Alicia and Cho all piled into the Prefect's Bathroom, and began the wildest Hogwart's orgy in its long history, even beating the Ravenclaw Library orgy of 1825, as well as the infamous Slytherin orgy of 1687. The Interhouse Past and Present Prefects Bathroom Halloween Orgy of 2003 attracted over 50 students and has never yet been beaten, despite pupils best efforts.
Draco and Harry found themselves in Snape's cupboard for some odd reason, and realised their wildest dreams for the first time, inspiring a long career of bonking in strange places. Snape never quite found out why his store cupboard got completely trashed, though he always had his suspicions, especially as all the aphrodisiac ingredients went missing.
Hermione and Oliver preferred to take things slowly however, but still ended up in the shrubbery outside Dumbledore's office. Maybe it was the full moon that night, or maybe it was the aphrodisiacs Fred and George had sneaked into the Halloween banquet, but almost everybody at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry found love, or at least sexual satisfaction. For obvious reasons, Snape and Filch were excluded from the fun, having yet to find any passion apart from hate inside themselves.
In any case the ghouls and the ghosties all refrained from haunting the Earth that Halloween, and every one had pleasant dreams. On the down side many had hangovers, but as they agreed decades later, "It was bloody worth it"
(Cringes) eep! That was soooooooo baaaaaad, baaaaaad! Please forgive me! Please flame me and tell me I'm crap!